Migrant Babies Are Making Appearances In Court

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Published on July 11, 2018

Without reading the stenographer’s notes, Stephen imagines what a court appearance by a 1-year-old baby would look like.

20 comments

  • UNSTABLE MORON 5 days ago

    “DON’T WORRY, THOSE KIDS COULD TEACH ME HOW TO BE IN A COURTROOM. BELIEVE ME!!!”

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  • Josh Danao 5 days ago

    What about kids over 5?

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  • AdamJonezy 5 days ago

    The fact these babies weren’t atleast provided cute baby lawyers disgusts me.

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  • Zohaib Jafri 5 days ago

    Boom boom in my diddy

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  • Gremblo 5 days ago

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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  • Đяεω 5 days ago

    It is simply unacceptable, Period.

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  • sloetree 4 days ago

    In the end there will be a courtroom for Trump, too! And they will send him downstairs… deep down below where it’s hot and steamy!

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  • Bob Trenwith 4 days ago

    _”Where is justice? Because justice rolled behind the couch and I lack object permanence”._
    Surely this is Trump talking.

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  • Alison Wonderland 4 days ago

    Crimes against humanity. Well done America.

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  • Guinnessgurl27 4 days ago

    Wait… Does Trump think the movie Boss Baby is real?!?

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  • 傭兵Cloud 4 days ago

    The 1 year old wouldn’t know what the hell is going on.

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  • Trina Holman 4 days ago

    The Australian doctor who worked so hard to keep these kids alive emerged from the caves to be told that his father had passed away. Please spare some love for this brave man.

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  • The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just 4 days ago

    Well, trump would manage to find a way to spin it to make it even worse.

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  • ANDRES Catella 4 days ago

    FREE THE CHILDREN!

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  • BurnEdOutOne 4 days ago

    Freeing children to make people like you doesn’t work as well when you happen to be the mountain that fell on top of them.

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  • Matthew Snider 4 days ago

    This administration’s policies are seriously something out of a political satire. Pretty soon we’ll have to change the national anthem to the Imperial March from Star Wars.

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  • mohin pat 4 days ago

    The biggest screw-up in the history of the American govt…..separating the kids with the parents. The remaining kids still not united with the parents, why do you think it hasn’t happened yet….what was Trump thinking

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  • Priscilla Jimenez 4 days ago

    I think it was on John Oliver (months ago) that I learned about how regarding immigration court cases, they actually do have toddlers appear and represent themselves! Crazy!

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  • camelshit 4 days ago

    The successful rescue of the Thai lads is nothing short of a miracle, bless all the Heroes who made it happen!
    And about the other children. To call trump an antihero doesn’t suffice. He is the total inverse of a hero.
    He is one sick jerk.
    Sometimes such as with this situation he obliterates my wish of attempting to joke about the matter.

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  • Shayke Speeer 4 days ago

    You know your country has become a “real shithole” (in Dumbp’s words)…. when babies are stolen from their families, imprisoned and expected to defend themselves.

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