Sometimes we get so focused on what people are doing, we lose sight of the fact that animals also do things. Stephen Colbert is here to fill you in on what they’ve been doing in his new wildlife roundup, “That’s Wild!… Life.” #Colbert #Animals #ThatsWildLife
Colbert: No need of Mask
ReplyEveryone: *REJOICESS
Stay human , be human , are human, just fucking well done.
ReplyContent starts at 2:41
ReplyHey lobsters, if you didn’t wanna be cooked, don’t be so delicious. Humans prolly taste like crap, you’ve gotta be a zombie to eat them.
ReplyJohn is just the man. Nothing but positive energy.
ReplyOur company? Nakoma Electric guarantee, we leave things better. That’s why we’re here!. You asked somewhere else.
Evie and camera guy laughing > theater audience
ReplyWhat is the track Jon was covering in the intro? It’s on the tip of my tongue arghhh lol
ReplyThe crocodile in the title looks like it’s broken its tail, the poor thing. 🐊
ReplySad that people can go and point at a live lobster then ask for it to be boiled. I am an idealist but I hope one day humanity will move beyond our speciesism and care enough about all living beings.
ReplyFollow you from the beginning. My favorite. Got me through life. HAPPY to see you with some gray hair! Keep it real!!!
ReplyPlease can that stork make all the announcements now?
ReplyChaos! I’m with the Colberts!
ReplyA kangaroo was struck and killed by a car on the freeway here. In eastern Ontario.
ReplyBad Medicine
https://youtu.be/VIIQVll7DYY
ReplyLove how Stephen is losing his mind trying to get back to the studio !!!!!!
ReplyJust show up at the Ed Sullivan and start taping. The audience can be added later. All the other late nights are back already.
ReplyThe band blazing away on Faltermeyer’s “Axel F Theme”.
ReplyIf i heard 3 leopards escape i would totally panic…panic to find them feed them some steak or my neighbor’s child & give them sweet cuddles & kisses❤😻😻😻😻😻 i love kitties
ReplyI love John Baptiste
ReplyDid they just play Crazy Frog? lol
ReplyThe irony is that Stephen is desperate to get back in the theater, but judging by the comments, almost none of us want him to.
ReplyFunk y funky music! John is the best!
ReplyIs Jon gay? He’s always showing his tenders.
ReplyYes, Stephen, the CDC news shows that there’s been progress against COVID-19. Hope most people caught that _if you’ve been fully vaccinated_ phrase, but I rather suspect summer will go something like this:
As those FV people begin to partake of group activities, the anti-vaxxer crowd will reason, “Why should we be denied anything anybody else has?” and join the throng.
Then, around Independence Day, as the really big gatherings are underway, some of them will be sick, and presently the goons of talk radio will be shouting, “See? It was all a fraud to control us!”
ReplyUh, trap neuter and release of non-adoptable feral cats is a long-standing policy in many places. This controls the cat population and also rodent issues. Disneyland has been doing this for decades.
ReplyJon is the first half.
ReplyNoooooooooo!!!!! No theater. No audience. NO! NO! NO!
ReplyI like it the way it is.
A group of condors are collectively known as a “condo” and a “scarcity” of condors
ReplyFolks, wear your masks. Please, wear your masks. Wash your hands, use sanitizer. Keep 6 ft apart. PLEASE.
ReplyDoes this mean Stephen is FINALLY getting a haircut???
ReplyJon’s jumper makes me feel like I’m wearing 3D glasses hehe
ReplyWow, did you see how beautiful those three leopards were in the graphic…how anyone in their right mind thinks it would be okay to MURDER such beautiful creatures like those or any of the their big cat brothers and sisters is beyond me. We MUST STOP HUNTING ANIMALS!!!
ReplyIt’s all chaos! Yes 👏🏻 I agree ☝️ and happy 😃 about this
ReplyI like annoying, overly loud banter I can’t possibly relate to.
ReplySo Have you worn the mask on your private parts for your wife?
ReplyWas…was that just a jazz rendition of freakin’ AXEL F??!!
ReplyCrazy frog
ReplyWhen they move back, I hope they keep Evie. I will miss the intimacy of this version.
ReplyThere’s a reason why there are no more Red Lobsters in Quebec, Canada…and it has nothing to do with that company’s lobsterian sensitivities towards their main ingredient. We do, however, have an above average food safety requirement that protects the public. Obviously, other provinces (and States i’ve noticed) don’t have this same concern. But you will also notice that there is no flocking of “Je me souviens” citizens to any Ontario or New York state restaurants of that banner because….we remember what happened the last time we ate there.
ReplyAlso, if the Late Show hires Stephen’s wife as “security”, she could be on every show (for our better pleasure)…just like what Jimmy Kimmel does.
the cases and deaths are going to go up. SHame on the CDC. THere are not enough people vaccinated and there are enough people who will lie.
ReplyVideo shows the moment an Israeli airstrike hit and leveled the 14-story Al-Shorouk Tower in Gaza amid an escalating conflict between Israel and Hamas.🇵🇸💚✌️✌️
ReplyWatching professional performers like Stephen do YouTube format makes me remember why they are professionals and the YouTube people aren’t. It also makes me sad that they’ll all go back to theatres and the audience will miss the subtlety which always annoyed me!! (adding to the chorus!!)
ReplyWild carnivorous animals escape their cages and the people running the park don’t tell the public because they don’t want to cause panic?!? Wasn’t that the plot of Jurassic World?
ReplyThese lobsters today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had tough lobsters that didn’t complain about being boiled alive
ReplyRequire that immunization cards be shown at the door and you’re good to go!
ReplyYou don’t even have the balls to talk about what is happening in Palestine( why your overlords dint allow it ?) I had so much of respect for you, but now I am disappointed 😞
ReplyEast of Phoenix, there is a big wildlife corridor that runs North/South and has been used by the animals for centuries. Huge housing developments have been built right in the middle of it, and now we have Bears, Mountain Lions, Jaguars, Wolves, etc. wandering into peoples yards: it usually doesn’t end up well for the animals.
Reply:):):) 2:55 :):):) Life 🙂 Live 🙂 i have problem with that word<<:)
ReplyMaybe it’s just because I’m Asian but I have never seen my parents kiss at home or publicly.
ReplyI’m gonna miss this more intimate format for all the late night comedians. i mean audience laughing is cool and all but I don’t miss anything else about them.
ReplyWhat are we gonna do with all those masks now?
Reply“They did not warn the public because they were afraid to cause a panic”. Hmmm, where did I hear that before?
ReplyI’m going to miss Evie. The love she and Stephen share is enviable to say the least. I hope she gets some time on air when they’re back to the theater.
ReplyWHO does not agree with the removal of masks, it is illogical to remove them even though people are vaccinated, because the spreading of the virus can keep on going, without knowing
ReplyMaybe the zoo without the leopards is also missing some condors…
ReplyIn other news Red Lobster released Freckles back into the ocean dooming it to a life better than being steamed alive.
ReplyPlot twist, Jon’s actually living in NZ & because of zoom, no-one’s noticed 🙂 Stephen will have to go there to meet him if he wants him in the show on Monday……..
ReplyI think Red Lobster SHOULD be concerned about Lobster welfare, since Lobsters are something they serve. Can’t serve an extinct species, can ya?
Replyis that Lauren Lapkus doing the animal sounds??
ReplyJon looks like he’s wearing a greenscreen compositing error as a shirt.
ReplyStephen and Evie have a beautiful, sweet relationship!
Replyholy crap, intro song had the Crazy Frog theme xD
ReplyI dunno if i like the idea of this show anymore. Every person on the show seem like a massive tool
ReplyYou left out the cat that jumped from a 5-story window.
ReplyGaza Under Attack
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Humanity against war crimes and terrorism
Apartheid Israe.l continues its war crimes and Ethnic cleansing in Palestine
GenocideinGaza
SaveSheikhJarrah
IsraeliCrimes
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WeStandWithPalestine
“Didn’t want to cause a panic.” China’s been taking notes from Trump.
ReplyForgive me
ReplyBut fuck the CDC.
What if the lobster with the spots its better at camuflage that’s why we think it’s rare?
ReplyThose intros with Mr Whatever are really embarrassing. And why does he dress like a clown? Because he’s an ARTIST?
ReplyBut I love the show the way it is now 😩
ReplyUsed to be funny. Now just a Putz.
Reply😳 15 condors! In the same place at the same _time?_ 🤔 Are you sure that’s a team effort and not a _party?_
ReplyI’ll probably keep wearing my mask for a week or so after I get my jab.
ReplyThere’s Jon! Hi Jon! 🙋🏼🎹🎼💃 It’ll be great to see you all together again!
ReplyAnimals and Stephen Colbert…a win win every time!!!👏
ReplyHello Stephen. I forgot to wish you a happy birthday on the 13th. Mine is 14th so easy to remember. Hope you had a great day. Love you!
ReplyGood to see Jon again.
Reply0:05 – 0:08 a touch of the crazy frog, for flavor
Reply👆⏫Vote to have the sassy seagull return!! ⬆️☝️
ReplyI wonder if Charles and Anita the lobsters know Colin he chicken from Portland.
ReplyThe mask-speedo…. Please let that never be a thing……
ReplyDid I hear that correctly? Stephen says the Stork is late?
Maybe Evie should keep the No Kissing Mandate in place just a tiny bit longer…
ReplyJon Batiste is the absolute best thank you Stephen and Jon for making my evenings
ReplyThe last part of the intro music is very similar to Crazy Frog! XD
ReplyI love the Evie soundtrack. I’ll bet his ratings soar when she’s giggling in the background.
ReplyI’d think red lobster would be, like, the most concerned about the overall welfare of lobsters as a species 🙂
ReplyDid Jon and the band just play in with the Beverly Hill Cop theme… later remixed into Crazy Frog??? Or am I going crazy? 🙂
ReplyPlease everyone who likes thing to stay like they are. If he goes back to the theater stage the ceiling will be back and he can chat with God again.
ReplyWhenever I boiled Lobster, it seemed, as if it was screaming, NNNOOOOOOooooooo
ReplyLook at Jon being all sexy🥰
ReplyWas that a tribute to crazy frog in the opening music?
ReplyLol
ReplyWill they require proof of vaccination? Probably not, go ahead spread the disease some more, what the hell.
ReplyWhite egrets are male. 😛
ReplyDon’t forget about Jack Hannah & family! I’ve never had the opportunity to meet him, have always wanted to, but I think my chance has passed, sadly. Check out Monkeys on the Interstate, good read, seems like he would’ve been a blast to hang out with back in the day.
ReplyI want to know if who does the man’s laughter belong to? Chris? Or Jim? Can we see him?
ReplyI bought a melodica because of jon batiste
ReplyCheat Commandos Invade China!
ReplyWelcome to Condor Airlines, where all luggage is… carrion.
ReplyJohn Batiste got some solid maneltoe going on in those tight pants. Guy looks like a division sign down there!
ReplyI’m ready for him to finally return to the theatre but the tie can retire. I’m gonna miss COVID casual chic a little.
ReplyPoor Chris
ReplyThe brawny brand behaviourally rejoice because zebra conformably sound up a rustic kitty. aspiring, apathetic character
ReplyI used to watch and laugh with you for so many years since I first encountered you as a correspondent on the daily show. Then you turned into a propagandist mouthpiece of socialist special interest, and now I don’t. I thought I’d check back in to let you know where I’ve been for the last 3 or 4 years. Best of luck to you. Say hello to Ellen for me. I miss her too. Congratulations on your soft retirement.
ReplyI used to watch and laugh with you for so many years since I first encountered you as a correspondent on the daily show. Then you turned into a propagandist mouthpiece of socialist-elitist special interests, and now I don’t. I thought I’d check back in to let you know where I’ve been for the last 3 or 4 years. Best of luck to you. Say hello to Ellen for me. I miss her too. Congratulations on your soft retirement. Cancel culture is a fickle double-edged sword sir.
ReplyThe sample from the into song in the intro from Mortal Kombat and Axel F – crazy frog.
ReplyIn the last 14 months, your show have encouraged me. Thank you. I miss the show in your house.
ReplyAnd that lobster wasn’t named Calico Jack? C’mon, you work at a nautical themed restaurant and everyone loves old timey pirates!
ReplyAye Step Hen Colberte, Conan And Ellen are quitting Showbusiness, Shouldnt You? Yeah you should. Nobody watches your show!
ReplySir Batitiste looks like an OG Star Trek™️ Space Pirate tonight. 👍🏼 !!
ReplyI’m sure audience feedback is great but I have been loving this more intimate setting.
ReplyTear up your history books DAMN.
ReplyWait… was that the Crazy Frog song?
ReplyAxel F Beverly Hills Cop 🙂 Nice Intro.
ReplyI actually would like to see Stephen back in the theater because I want to see the enthusiasm of the audience
ReplySeriously u guys not gonna say anything about the Israel Palestine conflict?? have some balls at least admit there is a conflict going on
Reply3:02 😆 ‐x-
Replyironic how something that makes the lobster more vulnerable to predators is what saved it from being eaten.
ReplyDudes kissin A$$ for YEARS. Colbert, hows Biden doing? Hes the most popular PRESIDENT EVER ELECTED, right? Kamala’s a real national TREASURE. Any comments? Didnt think so, DIPSH/T.
ReplyYour Show is in the TraSH HEAP, with the rest of your crony Wokesters
ReplyBut what about the oppressed people of Palestine?
ReplyMeanwhile Biden is wondering why his pudding smells funny….Cmon Man…
ReplySTOP with the no masks bullshit GOP agenda already!
ReplyPlease don’t go back. Please. Stay.
ReplyWhat is that song they keep playing? I have been humming it since I was a kid and I thought I made it up.
ReplyThe condor thread was wild. The mom was apparently not too bothered by her visitors. Though she was annoyed by the messed up deck
ReplyStephen, Red Lobster does not boil their lobsters alive, they’re carried to the back by a server and one of the cooks cuts them down the center to sever their spinal cords and kill them. THEN they get steamed.
ReplyThey didn’t worn the public about three leopards on the loose?!
ReplyWhat kind of crazy outfit are they running over there?!
I think I’ll need this segment every day going forward thanks. If only to see Stephen’s reactions as he waits for the bird to fly by and make animal sounds. I love it! Seriously, whoever came up with the idea to have the bird fly by before each story and do a super low energy version of what the animal sounds like deserves a raise. “Pinch, pinch” was so perfect. I need more of that as soon as humanly possible.
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ReplyJohn baptiste adds literally nothing to the show.. it always feels awkward when they talk..
ReplyWhat about the conflict between Israel and Palestine?
ReplyWe are going to miss EVIE
ReplyDum dum
ReplyStarts at 2:40
ReplyAre they still locked in their houses these people are getting weirder and weirder by the day
ReplyDid you hear Republicans will begin to use microwaves to affect horse racing to raise money through sports betting? I bet the last POTUS is great at it!
And there are 4K tigers in the wild and 7K in the Texas area of the Country.
ReplyJon is a miracle worker! His music transports us to another time and place. We love you Jon!
ReplyCondors may be baked with vegetables and citrus fruits for a juicey fowl.
ReplyHow will one knows who has been vaccination and who has not.
ReplyHold on dear buddy…lol
ReplyAxel F in the bump! Great song.
But what was the one Jon played at the end? I’ve heard them use it in the bump many times. It’s catchy and always gets stuck in my yead.
ReplyYou have a whole production team and staff and writers and so much more yet kids in their bedrooms with a Mic and a laptop get more views LOL Your bubble must be so strong for you not to notice how irrelevant you are …. Germany supported hitler in his quest to eradicate the jews and now the Democrats support Hamas in that same endeavor NOW THATS SOMETHING YOU CAN REALLY GET BEHIND COLBERT !!!
ReplyBring Jon back and be just Jon, Evie, and Stephen!
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