Meanwhile… Dolphin science just took a huge leap forward, and human science tells us it’s not weird to stare at our own faces during meetings. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile… Dolphin science just took a huge leap forward, and human science tells us it’s not weird to stare at our own faces during meetings. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Truckasaurus.
ReplyI despise watching my face in video calls, DESPISE IT!
ReplySPAM not a sponsor, then?
ReplyThis is what late night talk has come to. You used to be funny Colbert! Garbage material. Sellout !
ReplyOh, so it’s not *_all_* dolphins then… mkay.
ReplyOh.
ReplyMeanwhile, the legalization of Cannabis Sativa saved America during World War II. Watch the 14-minute 1942 US Department of Agriculture video, *Hemp For Victory.*
ReplyThere was a bill in Congress titled the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019.*
But, of course, no one cares about things like that. It doesn’t matter that if Cannabis had remained legal after World War II, industrial hemp would have replaced fossil fuels and ended deforestation, stopping climate change before it became a problem today. Look at all of the stupid shit that gets airtime: dolphin clits, snack video games, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls, and Pizzagate. But not *Hemp For Victory.* Why? Because American consumerism doesn’t allow anyone to care, even while all of the shit that people buy from Amazon can be made from weed.
I hope no one tells Gwyneth about the dolphin clitoris or she’ll try to squeeze every penny out of them.
ReplyAh, that explains the bottlenose.
Reply30 Rock was onto something
ReplyThe best undercover ‘Hello Fellow Younglings!’ – steve buscemi, while carrying a skateboard
He knew the juice to immortal life and we thought it was a joke
And all this time I thought my dolphin was faking orgasm
ReplyAre male dolphins equally clueless as to its location?
ReplyMeanwhile… Hawaii will be enjoying Spam in their loco moco, and musubi in roughly 8 hours…
ReplyDo your best to call your friends before their alarm clocks will wake them, and then tell your friends who give you nothing but Aloha spirit: Spam isn’t what you think it is!!
Spam, meat in exact perfect squares
ReplyI shall never look at a can of SPAM the same way again.
Reply“How narcissistic can one person be?”
~looks at the former president~ You’d be surprised.
ReplyI typed “Ray Charles Georgia on my mind” in the search and this explicit dolphin material came up as one of the top searches!? What is going on!!!?
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