Meanwhile… Domino’s is encouraging customers to be their own delivery drivers, but if you drive a Tesla you might want to check the brakes first. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile… Domino’s is encouraging customers to be their own delivery drivers, but if you drive a Tesla you might want to check the brakes first. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
I want to see how fast the cue card person is moving for these intros
ReplyThe only way to get Batman to care about fighting COVID is for some weirdo to start running around Gotham dressed in a tacky “guy with a cough and fever” themed outfit complete with spike-protein head-cap and green snotty goo sprayer guns calling himself “The Super Spreader.”
But then of course, just as Batman thinks he he has the drop on this dastardly gross Karen of a villain, Super Spreader will unleash his ultimate bombshell, “For you see Batman…it was not I who brought forth the terror of this pandemic to the world…it was YOU! You are a man who lives his lives like a bat…and it was bats you see who were the first harbingers of this deadly plague! Yes Batman, it is not I who is the villain… The real Super Spreader…IS YOUUUUU!”
To which Batman will respond by clenching his fists in pure angsty rage, look up and the forever cloudy Gotham night sky and yell…”MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
ReplyMeanwhile…agent orange/drumpf STILL roams free 🙁
Reply‘Braking”. Braking is the word you’re looking for, I expected something totally different.
ReplyTesla’s “recall” is just releasing an over the air software update
ReplyThats exactly how meetings at Tesla are
ReplyHate the intro to Meanwhile! Just get on with it!
ReplyDomino’s, it’s the worst…wouldn’t eat it if it cost a dollar & they paid me two for picking it up.
ReplyBreaking as in break dancing? That’s retro.
ReplyI think I’ll trust in self driving cars at about 2030
ReplyI’ll take a convenient slice of “tomato paper” that tends to properly hold its shape over any floppy sloppy slice that is basically failing to be pizza.
ReplyWoohoo!! meanwhile…
ReplyHow does that domino’s even work?
ReplyDo they give me a discount when I pick it up? Or just attach a coupon?
Is it basically free since I’m gonna come pick it up? Because if I’m on the clock, I ain’t going back home with a pizza and no gas money.
What if I come and pick up a few pizzas from people who left them there? Will this company pay me to just pick up a dozen people’s pizzas?
It took till 2022 to put Lionel Richie in the Rock and roll Hall of Fame that is a travesty, he did all night long for fuck sake
Reply.
Reply. hey, let me bend ur ear .
. TESLA’S not ENLISH .
. And it’s….. ” BRAKING “.