Meanwhile… Sitting Is Killing Us | Anal Bead Chess Scandal

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Published on September 16, 2022

Meanwhile… Stephen adds “sitting” to the list of things that may send us to early graves, and he looks at a sex toy scandal that is rocking the world of international chess competitions. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile

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18 comments

  • KaToffee VHS 2 years ago

    research shows that cable news is out of touch

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  • Peter Wraae Marino 2 years ago

    knight to king 7 is not a move

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  • Callow Xayne 2 years ago

    I recently found out you can make or buy leg extensions for folding tables. So I might do that for the table that is serving as my computer desk. I used some large shelves as a standing desk years ago and I remember feeling better and having less back pain.

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  • Shakhter Siren' 2 years ago

    I wish Stephen did corrections like Seth, then I could say there ain’t no knight to king-7 bc that’s post-checkmate

    If the knight could eat the king, the game would be over at that very point

    It definitely wouldn’t be a simple “check”

    It’s like, completely in reverse, there’d be the check, then the opponent’s attempt to get away, and the check-mate would be an entrapped king being threatened by the knight.

    At that point it’s check-mate and the opponent can’t even do anything so that you’d have your turn to move the knight to the king’s position

    Unless knight to king-7 means it moves to a position where that piece sitting at the position of that number is threatened by that Knight’s next move(yes, check)

    So idk, maybe I just don’t know that terminology and overshot my chess knowledge by a LOT

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  • Kristi Ford 2 years ago

    Chess is now inspiring many University students during Finals Week

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  • Irena Mangone 2 years ago

    Kidney stones not pleasant to say the least

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  • Nathan Shritt 2 years ago

    Oh man, so glad Louis has taken over from what’s his name. The banter is so much more fun and natural now.

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  • Kyle S 2 years ago

    The second I try to sit holding my son he is wide awake

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  • Brother Mine 2 years ago

    Why do they suspect anal beads? Before Nevada made it illegal to use an electronic device to win at 21 (also known as blackjack) in casinos, I built a thin candybar-sized computer to be worn in my sock, designed to offer advice on how much to bet and whether to hit, stand, double down, or split pairs. Its output was via two 2.5 inch speakers, one in each shoe. The speaker’s diaphragm was on my foot’s instep so it was easy to feel the pulses output by the computer. (To inform the computer which cards I observed, each shoe had a metal plate below my toes that could be tapped with my big toe, using dots & dashes similar to Morse code. A 4-wire flat telephone cord went from the computer up my leg and down the other leg to transmit input & output from/to the far shoe. Obviously, one needed to wear pants to hide the bulge in the sock and the phone cord.
    These days, a wireless device to relay chess advice could be much smaller than the 21 device I built — one could probably use the circuit board of a cheap Android cellphone — and it would probably require only one speaker for output. No partner is needed. However, no input would be needed by the player if the game can be observed by a partner who could input the chess moves played. (If the audience isn’t banned from “playing along” using tablets or smartphone apps, the partner’s input task would appear normal.)
    The wireless data rate would be tiny even with a lot of redundancy, and a sophisticated device could spread the signal among a large portion of the radio spectrum, pseudorandomly hopping from one frequency to another so it would resemble background noise and thus be undetectable. Or simply use a cellphone carrier to communicate between the device and a strong chess computer via text messages.

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  • TheTRUTH 2 years ago

    Still waiting on Colbert’s comments on the Rings of Power…

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  • Spaghetti Sultan 2 years ago

    Didn’t think I would live to hear ‘anal beads’ and ‘chess’ in the same sentence

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  • Dago 64 2 years ago

    Not sure whats more surprising, chess on mainstream tv or descriptive notation in a joke…

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  • miscre dente 2 years ago

    random thought… what happened to john batiste?

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  • MAGA destroyer 2 years ago

    Bahh said the Magat

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  • sheri M 2 years ago

    I must of missed the farewell episode for the piano player? when did he leave? and did they say why?

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  • saEfgs sdgsdg 2 years ago

    Look I know how that number 1, 2 and 3 died so please stop simulating me with their lives for I am not interested they became legends anyway and they are on TV so what’s there problem? Don’t want to become their successor because their bits of data really overwriting my personality also. Keep thinking end of the world, death and revenge goddamn spirits. This ain’t funny it’s like being possessed good thing I don’t berserk like those people working with the brits 20 years ago. That 9 kid they called, went berserk. Damn this moon why even bother doing this to me I am a peaceful man and a advocate of peace. If these people do not know then it’s high probability their mind is being hijacked by that MOON. Whatever they wanna call this device. PAMILYA ASTRONAUTS! They treating like an avatar zombie robot! Not even paid for this shit!

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  • Aaron Fix 2 years ago

    Thank you

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  • D Universe 2 years ago

    Are Games considered Toys? Cause Bingo is a Game.

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