Meanwhile… Russia’s Newest Spy Is A Whale

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  • max jones 3 years ago

    In Russia whale watches you.

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  • Nick Richards 3 years ago

    I thought they said it was trained to kill intruders in Russia’s water? Maybe i’m a little dumb haha

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  • Dan R 3 years ago

    C0lbert next interview will be with Osama Bin Laden’s spokeswoman Ilhan 0mar. The idea is to tell the absolute truth which is: Osama luuuves America but was framed by “somebody” who did “something” in 9/11 and “something” else in Sri Lanka on last Easter.

    This will be in the name of progress, open mindedness, piece (sic) loving, universal karma, justice for the down trodden and political correctness.
    Thank you C000lberty. Why don’t you join ISIS and be a real martyr (Shahid).

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  • Ingo Vollmer 3 years ago

    Only Americans would be so dumb to leave the label of their spying equipment. Russians sure as sh*t aren’t, so this is another dumb American false flag attempt do blame Russia for their own tremendous shortcumings. F*** the “United” States of f***ing America.

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  • Bad man Dan Sanchez 3 years ago

    Steve zissou beat them to the punch with his research turtles. Even Jeff goldblum one upped it with research dolphins.

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  • Bach Pham 3 years ago

    How can a Whale be a better spy than a Navy SEAL anyway ?

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  • Brandon Kurewitz 3 years ago

    I love how you pronounce Bl words “Bloop”

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  • Mark Chippendale 3 years ago

    …. unless you have a vampire-fetish… Obviously!!
    On the other hand, as a member of the onion family, I can certainly understand advice against this trend – yeeesshhh!

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  • Big Bossman 3 years ago

    “Yonic fad.” ???

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 3 years ago

    I don’t want to know what vampires are looking for down there…

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  • Dux Nihilo 3 years ago

    Americans will believe anything, won’t they?

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  • Lizzie Banyan 3 years ago

    Couldn’t they combine the $69 ban and the garlic article? I feel like there’s a joke I’ve been deprived of.

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  • silverpurkat 3 years ago

    69…. it’s very challenging and produces more questions than answers. ?

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  • steve harding 3 years ago

    The garlic in the v jay makes perfect sense. Keeps the vampires away during that time of the month.

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  • Juana Palacios 3 years ago

    ?Didn’t miss it.?

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  • Gunjan Yoo-Gi 3 years ago

    Desiigner had his best performance !! 1:37

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  • Tomer shemesh 3 years ago

    this was a good one

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  • Etterra 3 years ago

    So, Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 got it backwards then. Great. That means we have to make cyborg squids.

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  • Ian Martell 3 years ago

    Veiws are droppin for a reason

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  • OtakuD50 3 years ago

    For a second there, i thought we weren’t getting a vampire joke.

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