It’s Halloween, which means just for tonight, Meanwhile is dressing up as “Halloweenwhile.” #Colbert #Meanwhile #Comedy
Spectacula Dracula Don (aka Counter Factual Don) Count Factula woke up one night The experience gave him a fright For the ghouls and the ghosts That haunted him the most Were in white sheets and the alt-right
He said “what do you want from me? I’m white as a ghost, can’t you see?” They replied “Drop it Don” Everybody has gone Don said “phew so it’s just you and me?”
They replied “Yes, so now we can flood The whole world with our nativist crud” “And can we drain it dry?” Came Factula’s reply “I’m feeling rather thirsty for blood”
They told Count Don, that in fact, they had water But Factula said “No I ought not’er For on contact with fact I dissolve just like that” It was then they suggested his daughter
But he sighed as he looked at her neck As he wondered if even a peck Would seem just a bit wrong As he bulged in his thong Then he came, to his senses, a wreck
He said “no that would be a mistake You must realise what is at … Trump steak Though I’m half dead my heart Won’t survive steak – one fart Could be too much, the stress it can’t take
But what really worries him mostly (And it isn’t Nancy Pelosi) Is the terrible fright That he gets when day-light Starts to shine, again, in a vote slay.
Uh oh, they put the retarded intern in charge of editing clips again. Cutting off both the beginning AND the ending? Shamefur dispray.
3:35 Somewhere, Physician to the President, Ronny Jackson is busy writing up a press release stating it weighs 243 lbs.
Atmospheric sciences… nice…
Waiting for the Nobel…
As a crafter I appreciate his ‘crafty’ introduction. ? ?
That book has a sequel in the works called, ‘Whose child is that child?’. It’s about Eric Trump.
I love you and your musicians.
Just ordered the book over here in the UK. Will tell our 1 year old it’s about Boris J
The number 1 best-seller book is also a book about Donnie! Great! Make America Read Again! You did it!
The lifestyle 😉
You make me laugh!!
Meanwhile, a book titled “The plot against the President” is #1….Murica’s effed if it continues to be engaged in this political theatre without really addressing the pain and the problems of the majority of the working class living paycheque to paycheque.
It’s not Halloween tonight… That’s tomorrow…
3:37 – I definitely heard “a giant pumpkin wang” and immediately continued with, “So this guy found a genie or some shit…”
Everyone who bought the book : I consider myself somewhat of an atmosphere scientist
Experiments on brains gives me the creep. Stop that shit..
Why is everyone using laugh tracks now? Not needed.
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