Meanwhile… It’s Spooky Szn

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Published on October 30, 2019

It’s Halloween, which means just for tonight, Meanwhile is dressing up as “Halloweenwhile.” #Colbert #Meanwhile #Comedy

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 10 months ago

    Spectacula Dracula Don (aka Counter Factual Don)
    Count Factula woke up one night
    The experience gave him a fright
    For the ghouls and the ghosts
    That haunted him the most
    Were in white sheets and the alt-right

    He said “what do you want from me?
    I’m white as a ghost, can’t you see?”
    They replied “Drop it Don”
    Everybody has gone
    Don said “phew so it’s just you and me?”

    They replied “Yes, so now we can flood
    The whole world with our nativist crud”
    “And can we drain it dry?”
    Came Factula’s reply
    “I’m feeling rather thirsty for blood”

    They told Count Don, that in fact, they had water
    But Factula said “No I ought not’er
    For on contact with fact
    I dissolve just like that”
    It was then they suggested his daughter

    But he sighed as he looked at her neck
    As he wondered if even a peck
    Would seem just a bit wrong
    As he bulged in his thong
    Then he came, to his senses, a wreck

    He said “no that would be a mistake
    You must realise what is at … Trump steak
    Though I’m half dead my heart
    Won’t survive steak – one fart
    Could be too much, the stress it can’t take

    But what really worries him mostly
    (And it isn’t Nancy Pelosi)
    Is the terrible fright
    That he gets when day-light
    Starts to shine, again, in a vote slay.

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  • azdgariarada 10 months ago

    Uh oh, they put the retarded intern in charge of editing clips again. Cutting off both the beginning AND the ending? Shamefur dispray.

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  • New Message 10 months ago

    3:35
    Somewhere, Physician to the President, Ronny Jackson is busy writing up a press release stating it weighs 243 lbs.

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  • Shaka Dakine 10 months ago

    #coldfeetcrowder

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  • directfunebru 10 months ago

    Atmospheric sciences… nice…

    Waiting for the Nobel…

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  • Bella Marie 10 months ago

    As a crafter I appreciate his ‘crafty’ introduction. ? ?

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  • TheReal008Zulu 10 months ago

    That book has a sequel in the works called, ‘Whose child is that child?’. It’s about Eric Trump.

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  • Paul B 10 months ago

    Spooky Szechuan?

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  • Zeluth 10 months ago

    I love you and your musicians.

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  • Chris PlumRowe 10 months ago

    Just ordered the book over here in the UK. Will tell our 1 year old it’s about Boris J

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  • Dan Young 10 months ago

    The number 1 best-seller book is also a book about Donnie! Great! Make America Read Again! You did it!

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  • Elmer Alvarado 10 months ago

    The lifestyle 😉

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  • Lee R. N 10 months ago

    You make me laugh!!

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  • Aayush Niroula 10 months ago

    Meanwhile, a book titled “The plot against the President” is #1….Murica’s effed if it continues to be engaged in this political theatre without really addressing the pain and the problems of the majority of the working class living paycheque to paycheque.

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  • Undercoverbus 10 months ago

    It’s not Halloween tonight… That’s tomorrow…

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  • Cole Smith 10 months ago

    3:37 – I definitely heard “a giant pumpkin wang” and immediately continued with, “So this guy found a genie or some shit…”

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  • Koustubh Jain 10 months ago

    Everyone who bought the book :
    I consider myself somewhat of an atmosphere scientist

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  • Daddelkanal 10 months ago

    Experiments on brains gives me the creep. Stop that shit..

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  • Francis Srečko Fabian 10 months ago

    Why is everyone using laugh tracks now? Not needed.

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