Meanwhile… Gwyneth Paltrow’s Orgasm Smells Like Money

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Published on June 26, 2020

Quarantinewhile… If you’re looking to switch up your scented candle regime, consider a new scent from Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop lifestyle brand called “This Smells Like My Orgasm.” #StephenAtHome #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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38 comments

  • Hello Hello 2 years ago

    Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Goop is named after her smelly queefs. 👍🏻

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  • pectorialis 2 years ago

    John has a smile so big, it reminds me of Dr Teeth! How would he feel about a gold-capped tooth? 🙂

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  • anug14 2 years ago

    Jon is great as long as he doesn’t do his time stretched laugh.

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  • Aina Ihastuttava 2 years ago

    Jon needs to go on a world tour to spread his uplifting positivity 🎶

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  • metalfly 2 years ago

    Surely at this point Goop is just a satirical brand.

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  • patty borntrager 2 years ago

    How much money does paltrow need? And am i the only one that wants to throw up at the idea of the smell of ANYONES orgasm? Wonder who had to research that smell? Kind of hope they dont do jellybeans next like the harry potter ones. Can you imagine goop jellybeans omg

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  • aLexen1983 2 years ago

    Colbert is slowly losing his edge.. anyone else noticed yourself not laughing at any of the videos? Somebody please give him a fake audience.

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  • William Mielenz 2 years ago

    Can’t wait to get to the bank for some fresh bills!

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  • n o 2 years ago

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, bro finds a way to tie P-Funk and LotR together. I LOVE YOU COLBERT!

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  • Alex k 2 years ago

    Man! I wasn’t expecting that orgasm thing. Oh right! now that I remember, I didn’t ask for it.
    And how on earth do you know how your orgasm taste like? You had somebody go under, sniff around and report? Danm girl, you savage!😅

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  • verdatum 2 years ago

    “restoration hardware living room that is my opening monologue.” POETRY.

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  • Michael Lakomy 2 years ago

    i wouldn’t be surprised if her next “goop” fragrance would be called “Fart, this is how my ass smells like”

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  • Canuckmom1958 2 years ago

    I almost didn’t Click because I saw a thumbnail of “Gwyneth” but then I saw the marvellous…the talented…the amazing Jon B. and my day improved exponentially!! The World needs More Jon Batiste. 🎶😇🎶🌟🎹🎤

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  • hirschiegirl 2 years ago

    Nice air bass ✌🏻

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  • Row Deo 2 years ago

    GPaltrow is a nut case.

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  • Donald Martin 2 years ago

    This guy is a moth mind. Who watches this crap.

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  • Tom Clemens 2 years ago

    I just love how happy Jon looks when he’s playing the piano

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  • steve sandford 2 years ago

    Somebody should market a ‘GWYNETH PALTROW FAKE ORGASM CANDLE’… (I mean, all women fake it occasionally, bless their hearts, but as an actress she must do that more than most?) Why would ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND want a perfumed candle that supposedly smells like another woman’s pussy??? (How would you explain that if your female partner called over?) “Has someone BEEN HERE??? WHAT’S THAT SMELL???”) That said, the checking/inspection process must have been really personal for Gwyneth… (Because they’d have to check it Really Did smell like her whoopsie…) “Sorry, you need more gunpowder…” They should market a ‘GEORGE CLOONEY’S COCK’ candle… (Nobody would ever light that one, though…) xx SF

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  • Raging Brainer 2 years ago

    Jon gets so much attention for someone who isn’t really all that interesting

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  • Daniel Wang 2 years ago

    Once his eyes are close enough to the camera the prompter reading is just way too obvious and distracting

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  • Jéan-Claude Quintyne 2 years ago

    John is amazing

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  • - 2 years ago

    Forget covid. Jon, that smile’s too contagious!

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  • Kay Lewis 2 years ago

    Kid rock looks like the cartoon vulture in the old bugs bunny cartoons that has the road runner in it .

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  • CorRekt 2 years ago

    Stephen reading the teleprompter is pretty obvious in this segment. His eye are always looking up over the camera. Some positioning required I say.

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  • Zygmunt The Cacao Kakistocrat 2 years ago

    ‘Goop Fish Sauce’ was her nickname at school

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  • Axellis 2 years ago

    Every time John plays, I’m thrown off by how amazing he is.

    Every. single. time.

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  • Monica 2 years ago

    I miss Jon! 😭

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  • Chad Seeley 2 years ago

    Jon Baptiste is a national treasure

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  • THAMIZHANDA NAAN 2 years ago

    Have you heard that in India, Tamil Nadu state police station in a place called Satankulam, police arrested 2 Tamilians as they kept their mobile phone shop little more than allowed time of 8pm and tortured them brutally and killed them.
    If u r really worried and mean what you talk about humanity, human life etc., check out and talk about that also.

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  • Eric Edwards 2 years ago

    I love my 7-Eleven rewards card so shush!

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  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan 2 years ago

    Jon is a freaking piano wizard.

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  • xenodorian 2 years ago

    John Baptiste is so uncompromisingly joyous. The smile, the love for the music, and the talent, it makes this bleak world just a tiny bit brighter seeing him on screen. I wish him nothing but the best.

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  • Tracy Allen 2 years ago

    If Jon Baptiste’s smile does not put a smile on your face, you are a true sourpuss!🤣💕🥰❤️

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  • Erika Cornejo 2 years ago

    Jon is amazing!!👏👏👏

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  • martindhjj 2 years ago

    Every time Jean Baptiste plays is a feel good moment.

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  • Paul Hinsky 2 years ago

    4:16 that kid rock bit! 😂

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  • SciFiFreak185 2 years ago

    Meat Sweats… Meat Sweats! Clearly someone has been watching Rise of the TMNT besides me here. Meat Sweats is clearly inspired by Gordon Ramsey. In universe Meat Sweat’s cooking rival is Guy Flambe clearly inspired by Guy Fieri. Bravo good sir or madam, Bravo.

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  • Chris Spiers 2 years ago

    Love John Batiste! 💖

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