Meanwhile… Gwyneth Paltrow’s Orgasm Smells Like Money

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Published on June 26, 2020

Quarantinewhile… If you’re looking to switch up your scented candle regime, consider a new scent from Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop lifestyle brand called “This Smells Like My Orgasm.” #StephenAtHome #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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39 comments

  • Hello Hello 2 months ago

    Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Goop is named after her smelly queefs. 👍🏻

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  • pectorialis 2 months ago

    John has a smile so big, it reminds me of Dr Teeth! How would he feel about a gold-capped tooth? 🙂

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  • anug14 2 months ago

    Jon is great as long as he doesn’t do his time stretched laugh.

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  • Aina Ihastuttava 2 months ago

    Jon needs to go on a world tour to spread his uplifting positivity 🎶

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  • metalfly 2 months ago

    Surely at this point Goop is just a satirical brand.

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  • patty borntrager 2 months ago

    How much money does paltrow need? And am i the only one that wants to throw up at the idea of the smell of ANYONES orgasm? Wonder who had to research that smell? Kind of hope they dont do jellybeans next like the harry potter ones. Can you imagine goop jellybeans omg

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  • aLexen1983 2 months ago

    Colbert is slowly losing his edge.. anyone else noticed yourself not laughing at any of the videos? Somebody please give him a fake audience.

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  • William Mielenz 2 months ago

    Can’t wait to get to the bank for some fresh bills!

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  • n o 2 months ago

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, bro finds a way to tie P-Funk and LotR together. I LOVE YOU COLBERT!

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  • Alex k 2 months ago

    Man! I wasn’t expecting that orgasm thing. Oh right! now that I remember, I didn’t ask for it.
    And how on earth do you know how your orgasm taste like? You had somebody go under, sniff around and report? Danm girl, you savage!😅

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  • Suemack24 2 months ago

    That New York accent with Evie giggling so cute. Thank you for doing the show from home. So love it. 😊

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  • verdatum 2 months ago

    “restoration hardware living room that is my opening monologue.” POETRY.

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  • Michael Lakomy 2 months ago

    i wouldn’t be surprised if her next “goop” fragrance would be called “Fart, this is how my ass smells like”

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  • Canuckmom1958 2 months ago

    I almost didn’t Click because I saw a thumbnail of “Gwyneth” but then I saw the marvellous…the talented…the amazing Jon B. and my day improved exponentially!! The World needs More Jon Batiste. 🎶😇🎶🌟🎹🎤

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  • hirschiegirl 2 months ago

    Nice air bass ✌🏻

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  • Row Deo 2 months ago

    GPaltrow is a nut case.

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  • Donald Martin 2 months ago

    This guy is a moth mind. Who watches this crap.

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  • Tom Clemens 2 months ago

    I just love how happy Jon looks when he’s playing the piano

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  • steve sandford 2 months ago

    Somebody should market a ‘GWYNETH PALTROW FAKE ORGASM CANDLE’… (I mean, all women fake it occasionally, bless their hearts, but as an actress she must do that more than most?) Why would ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND want a perfumed candle that supposedly smells like another woman’s pussy??? (How would you explain that if your female partner called over?) “Has someone BEEN HERE??? WHAT’S THAT SMELL???”) That said, the checking/inspection process must have been really personal for Gwyneth… (Because they’d have to check it Really Did smell like her whoopsie…) “Sorry, you need more gunpowder…” They should market a ‘GEORGE CLOONEY’S COCK’ candle… (Nobody would ever light that one, though…) xx SF

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  • Raging Brainer 2 months ago

    Jon gets so much attention for someone who isn’t really all that interesting

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  • Daniel Wang 2 months ago

    Once his eyes are close enough to the camera the prompter reading is just way too obvious and distracting

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  • Jéan-Claude Quintyne 2 months ago

    John is amazing

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  • - 2 months ago

    Forget covid. Jon, that smile’s too contagious!

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  • Kay Lewis 2 months ago

    Kid rock looks like the cartoon vulture in the old bugs bunny cartoons that has the road runner in it .

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  • CorRekt 2 months ago

    Stephen reading the teleprompter is pretty obvious in this segment. His eye are always looking up over the camera. Some positioning required I say.

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  • Zygmunt The Cacao Kakistocrat 2 months ago

    ‘Goop Fish Sauce’ was her nickname at school

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  • Axellis 2 months ago

    Every time John plays, I’m thrown off by how amazing he is.

    Every. single. time.

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  • Monica 2 months ago

    I miss Jon! 😭

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  • Chad Seeley 2 months ago

    Jon Baptiste is a national treasure

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  • THAMIZHANDA NAAN 2 months ago

    Have you heard that in India, Tamil Nadu state police station in a place called Satankulam, police arrested 2 Tamilians as they kept their mobile phone shop little more than allowed time of 8pm and tortured them brutally and killed them.
    If u r really worried and mean what you talk about humanity, human life etc., check out and talk about that also.

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  • Eric Edwards 2 months ago

    I love my 7-Eleven rewards card so shush!

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  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan 2 months ago

    Jon is a freaking piano wizard.

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  • xenodorian 2 months ago

    John Baptiste is so uncompromisingly joyous. The smile, the love for the music, and the talent, it makes this bleak world just a tiny bit brighter seeing him on screen. I wish him nothing but the best.

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  • Tracy Allen 2 months ago

    If Jon Baptiste’s smile does not put a smile on your face, you are a true sourpuss!🤣💕🥰❤️

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  • Erika Cornejo 2 months ago

    Jon is amazing!!👏👏👏

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  • martindhjj 2 months ago

    Every time Jean Baptiste plays is a feel good moment.

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  • Paul Hinsky 2 months ago

    4:16 that kid rock bit! 😂

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  • SciFiFreak185 2 months ago

    Meat Sweats… Meat Sweats! Clearly someone has been watching Rise of the TMNT besides me here. Meat Sweats is clearly inspired by Gordon Ramsey. In universe Meat Sweat’s cooking rival is Guy Flambe clearly inspired by Guy Fieri. Bravo good sir or madam, Bravo.

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  • Chris Spiers 2 months ago

    Love John Batiste! 💖

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