Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand goop just released a new ad for their line of Christmas gifts and there is a distinct emphasis on self-care. #Colbert #goop #GwynethPaltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand goop just released a new ad for their line of Christmas gifts and there is a distinct emphasis on self-care. #Colbert #goop #GwynethPaltrow
Scientists recorded the screams of suffering plants, but did anyone record the neighbors’ screams when they saw Sexy Santa on the roof?
Replynumber 2…yaaa baby
Reply?? ?? B E R N I E ? ???
Replythird
while i have this opportunity for mischief, i’d like to inform everyone that Fix You by Coldplay is about Gwyneth Paltrow. sad.
ReplyI really thought he was gunna go sourdough starter in that intro bit, but yes, the penicillin works too.
Reply“goop” is that crusty stuff in your eye in the morning
Reply“Yeah, that is a vibrator” ??????
ReplySays the country that has squirty cheese. Yum.
ReplyGoop? I only trust Covetton House. ?
ReplyPOS POTUS.
ReplyThank goodness for ‘meanwhile’! What with baby Republicans crying over being sent to bed and 40% of the UK public not voting, we need some meanwhile fun! ????
ReplyYou need that big dick energy to deliver all those presents.
ReplyId eat that canned dinner All. Day. Long… Im so hungry.
ReplyWhat’s the story about Warren helping a company NOT Getting rid of toxic waste? Just wondering?
Reply“I can literally hear all the grass screaming when I mow the lawn”
ReplyI don’t understand why americans get so worked out by a middle finger a nipple or a penis drawing and always have to blur it out… or even a naked person represented in an art piece. You guys really have a problem if you think kids can’t handle that but it’s ok to show some extremely violent stuff on the news with people getting shot or already dead.
Reply