Meanwhile… Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop Christmas Ad Is NSFW

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Published on December 13, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand goop just released a new ad for their line of Christmas gifts and there is a distinct emphasis on self-care. #Colbert #goop #GwynethPaltrow

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16 comments

  • Opus 313 3 years ago

    Scientists recorded the screams of suffering plants, but did anyone record the neighbors’ screams when they saw Sexy Santa on the roof?

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  • Jo SoZen 3 years ago

    number 2…yaaa baby

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  • GABRIEL CRAFT 3 years ago

    ?? ?? B E R N I E ? ???

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  • Nameless Blob 3 years ago

    third

    while i have this opportunity for mischief, i’d like to inform everyone that Fix You by Coldplay is about Gwyneth Paltrow. sad.

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  • Cobalt360Degrees 3 years ago

    I really thought he was gunna go sourdough starter in that intro bit, but yes, the penicillin works too.

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  • JP Skaf 3 years ago

    “goop” is that crusty stuff in your eye in the morning

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  • mercedes gomez 3 years ago

    “Yeah, that is a vibrator” ??????

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  • invisiblekid99 3 years ago

    Says the country that has squirty cheese. Yum.

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  • Ariel Ignacio 3 years ago

    Goop? I only trust Covetton House. ?

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  • Mike Perkins 3 years ago

    POS POTUS.

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  • catalinacurio 3 years ago

    Thank goodness for ‘meanwhile’! What with baby Republicans crying over being sent to bed and 40% of the UK public not voting, we need some meanwhile fun! ????

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  • CorporealAegis 3 years ago

    You need that big dick energy to deliver all those presents.

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  • Cosmic Brownie 3 years ago

    Id eat that canned dinner All. Day. Long… Im so hungry.

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  • Darlene McHugh 3 years ago

    What’s the story about Warren helping a company NOT Getting rid of toxic waste? Just wondering?

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  • New Car Guy 3 years ago

    “I can literally hear all the grass screaming when I mow the lawn”

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  • Augustin Fabre 3 years ago

    I don’t understand why americans get so worked out by a middle finger a nipple or a penis drawing and always have to blur it out… or even a naked person represented in an art piece. You guys really have a problem if you think kids can’t handle that but it’s ok to show some extremely violent stuff on the news with people getting shot or already dead.

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