After John Legend was revealed as People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” his wife Chrissy Teigen celebrated with an R-rated tweet. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Comedy
This is the first time I noticed the beautiful lady behind John. (4:33)
So Chrissy what’s-her-name has a bone? And she bones Johnny what’s-his-name with it? Whatever floats your boat, I guess…
milk carton joke best joke of the year
im probably SEXIER but im not Famous so I will never make the cover of people magazine
… and these are ‘The Days Of Our Lives’, that we’re not gonna get paid for no more…
I follow Chrissy Teigen on twitter and had no idea who she actually is I just know no she’s hella funny
People ask “what will you do after the trump presidency?”
Hey Steven, I live in Barbados and there is no Roberto Medina here. Stop making my island look bad.
No she didn’t…I turned her down!
John Legend — no no no, not compared to Idris
Y’know…if cows could talk, I bet they’d sound like Norm Macdonald.
Would it of been too much to cut to John singing “I’ll make bone to you, like you want me to”? Oh it would? 50k in royalties! Wow…
It’s like fanfiction? Excuse me, this doesn’t have any smut it to qualify as fanfiction, Stephen.
Dear sensitive people, those of you may be offended by Disney cartoons. I wanted to take some time out of my day to tell you, that from the bottom of my heart, truly, to think about what I’m going to say everyday. Every time to start to cry about something, I want you to know I’ll always be there, to tell you,
To kindly shut up, f#%^ off, that you’re ruining everything, no one likes you, you’re a parasite on society, and to please have a f$&#ed day and that you can go kindly f#%^ off . Sincerely, The rest of the world ??
Naw…hat was funny
Steve you are the best. Keep these hilarious jokes coming we all can’t wait to laugh.
4:27 I thought Jared’s Leto Joker was on set ?
JP is Scottish?
Hopefully those cows will be allowed to live thier lives out on a petting farm instead of being sent to the slaughterhouse.
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