Discovery’s Shark Week is pitting Mitch McConnell against a shark to see which can pass healthcare the fastest. (Though, it might take a Shark Year.)
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lol Turtle vs Shark
also first cause internet
“The shark tells it like it is! He will only eat our enemies! He will make staying on land great again! Vote for him!” – Sharktards
lets start a story. ill start. one day a shark went into and aquarium with steven colbert
McConnell = Rekt
STOP WATCHING PORN
I MISS THE FURRY HAT
Poor Sammy J.
McConnell is far more determined to kill Americans than sharks could ever be.
McConnell is an old bitch
“Im more great…and white” – Donald Trump
That Battlefield music… Glorious.
A Shark would be more likely to pass a healthcare bill than McConnell.
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