May the 4th Be With You, Melinda & Bill Gates Split and Vaccine Advice from Real Doctors

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Published on May 4, 2021

After 27 years of marriage Melinda & Bill Gates have decided to part ways, the FDA is expected to authorize the use of the Pfizer vaccine for children ages 12 to 15, Star Wars Day is being celebrated around the world and since tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo we came up with a special character to honor both days, Jimmy interviews Luke Skywalker’s hand, we look at the difference between Dr. Fauci working for Trump vs working for Joe Biden, and since roughly 26% of Americans are planning to skip the vaccine altogether, we asked some real doctors and nurses to offer their best advice to those who are on the fence.

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92 comments

  • Buddy Dooley 3 years ago

    What the hell is polio???

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  • BB G 3 years ago

    Can we start a gofundme to pay for these guy’s student loans? This is too sad to hear!!

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  • National Study Academy Kim 3 years ago

    Bill’s an idiot! Letting go a wonderful person who has sculpted his mean behavior into a tempered and philandrophistic person must have taken a toll on Melinda. It’s too sad that they had to part ways!

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  • Couch Potato 3 years ago

    I happened to turn on The View this morning and they were talking about the Gates. They were saying how Melinda knew about Bill having an affair for 10 years.

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  • monroe bobsomp 3 years ago

    By far the best Kimmel segment in years, your writers killed it Jimmy!

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  • Cristine Ramos 3 years ago

    May all ignorant-know-it-alls watch the medical professionals ad on this show and finally get the vaccine!!! That was hilarious and sooo necessary!

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  • Donnie And The Oathbreakers 3 years ago

    I must be jimmy’s uncle Frank!

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  • Shelley Bleu 3 years ago

    Why did they bother. Just live in one of their homes. Or, is one of them having an affair and wants to marry the bit on the side.

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  • byron p 3 years ago

    I loved Star Wars. I was amazed at The Empire Strikes Back. I was a bit nonplussed with the cash grab of Return of the Jedi. And I passionately hate Phantom Menace. So much so that the entire Star Wars universe is dead to me now. All of it. Every little last bit.

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  • Narean Mano 3 years ago

    Vaccine hesitants wouldn’t watch Jimmy Kimmel live. They would watch hannity or tucker Carlson

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  • aidan McNamara 3 years ago

    Hey! That wasn’t “brought to (me)” by “people smarter than (me)” meaning the doctors. They meant the makers/producers of the show…

    fup off

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  • Shilpa D 3 years ago

    I hope they post a separate video of the doctors’ segment. Many around the world need it

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  • Joe Carder 3 years ago

    whoever wrote the star wars monologue jokes needs a raise

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  • Éł ĎÎĄBŁØ 3 years ago

    Chewbaccamole?…. more like Chewbacca zombie after taking vaccine loaded with tracking bleach

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  • ANITTA LOVER 3 years ago

    Where are ANITTA’s performance?

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  • alex brumbaugh 3 years ago

    where is fauci interview

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  • senselocke 3 years ago

    To be entirely honest, at this point we should blur any part of the screen that shows Admiral Shitwit’s orange flesh. Just blur him out like a rude gesture or wayward testicle.

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  • Denise Boldea 3 years ago

    They forgot about the most famous Fauchi moment during the Trump Administration. His face Palm summed up those 4 years perfectly!

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  • bear 3 years ago

    so may the 4th was the ed balls day of its time. way to go britain

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  • Adam House 3 years ago

    Ella so young

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  • Quinn Matousek 3 years ago

    Hallelujah!

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  • Adam House 3 years ago

    Gates getting divorced is prophetic

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  • Jeff Winzeler 3 years ago

    The vaccine PSA is pure gold – very well done, thank you!

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  • dexter plant 3 years ago

    Jimmy if your going to introduce the kids to star wars in order of one thru the end your gonna have a long trip ahead of you.

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  • joe47771 3 years ago

    Great Commercial for the Vaccine!

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  • Callum Gillman 3 years ago

    Man that bit with Drs at the end… priceless.. sooo good…

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  • Kavit M 3 years ago

    is jimmy ok? 0:26

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  • Kamil Löschl 3 years ago

    You need a star wars guide? Just go to comic con and shout “Who wants to talk to my kids about star wars”, and pick the weirdo of you choosing…

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  • Jimmy Dean 3 years ago

    Is it just me or has the writer’s on the show taken a nosedive since trump left office? Rag on Geuermo or stupid af jokes that Jimmy plows through. Come on guys

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  • Akosua Boahemaa 3 years ago

    Get the vaccine and get off Facebook.

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  • eddyk 3 years ago

    I wonder if anti-vaxxers get shots for their dogs?
    Or do the illuminati only care about shots that go into humans?

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  • H 3 years ago

    Fun fact: COVID-19 killed more Americans in one year than polio did in 250 years.

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  • ahmet 3 years ago

    Man, those doctors :D.
    But…. If someone did listen to fb or other useless media platform instead a doctor at the first place, no matter what you say they aren’t gonna listen to you even if you gather all the doctors and scientists in the world.

    Kimmel, my man! You are beyond just being a talk show host.

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  • Isaac Jebsen 3 years ago

    See Jimmy, u can use language on this show, but not with Mark Rober

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  • Monstah Jones 3 years ago

    Another one of those times it’s depressing that you can only hit the like button once..

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  • Isaac Jebsen 3 years ago

    Show ur kids episode one, they will like Jar Jar, then by the time I get to episode 4, they will be annoyed and he will be gone

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  • nuanced 3 years ago

    Most doctors are obnoxious with over-inflated egos. I would rather listen to the scientists

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  • mxnfx 3 years ago

    tRUMP was painfully useless on many levels~…

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  • BroGrab 3 years ago

    The props department spent a hundred hours on that stupid outfit. Props to the props.

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  • Mike Worth 3 years ago

    Take the last few minutes of the opening and make it into a commercial. Loved it.

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  • Earthling432 3 years ago

    3,4,5 then 123. Watch in release order

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  • Finn Jacobsen 3 years ago

    The doctors / nurses sequence is brilliant. Should be force fed (like in A Clockwork Orange) to all anti-vaxers.

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  • danthajedi Nielsen 3 years ago

    I’ll be your guide young padwan

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  • trumbettier 3 years ago

    In the race for the best, smartest US President in history, Donald Trump is stone motherless last.

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  • angela piccolella 3 years ago

    Even Jimmy knew this was weak… meh.

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  • Ty Cobb 3 years ago

    the Bill Gates bit was funny

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  • Dorota Błażej 3 years ago

    I really wanted to move to California but me going there without any money would be crazy at the same time

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  • Robert Platt 3 years ago

    I saw the first one back in the 70s. The idea of sequels repels me. You had your time at bat.

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  • Alegz 3 years ago

    Ooooop

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  • Irondre 3 years ago

    Machete order is a unique way to watch the Star Wars saga. 4, 5, 2, 3, 6. Skip 1 since it’s filler compared to the others. I guess you could watch 7-9 afterwards.

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  • howard delovitch 3 years ago

    So…as a “Family Affair”…May the “Force Kin” be with you…

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  • Uncle Jellyfish 3 years ago

    Flan Solo? You passed up Juan Solo for that? I R disappoint.

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  • Steven Pillay 3 years ago

    Jimmy please upload that Doctors telling to get the vaccine and let people share it on Facebook.

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  • Vern Martin 3 years ago

    Jimmy: your show is the best!

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  • starman 3 years ago

    The hypocrisy in US moral codes that they can present hate speech, show killings but have to fuzz out a finger. I thought they were just hypocritical over genitals but it seems a finger is morally dangerous as well .
    Go figure that this nation actually thinks it’s tough and superior when it is deeply offended by a finger.

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  • chameleon47 3 years ago

    “then tell him to shut the f up” LMAO. She cracked me up. They ALL did. That was awesome.

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  • Jennifer Lehnherr 3 years ago

    Call Colbert Jimmy, he’ll help with the Star Wars dilemma!

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  • Kingsley Dominic 3 years ago

    *It’s unfair on how things has turned up to be ever since the outbreak of covid 19 things hasn’t been like they seemed to be*

    *we see complains here and there in the social Media from different people in different countries all around the world*

    *Looks like the government care’s less OR aren’t making enough efforts anymore*

    *I think we all should try to engage in different things to make money and stop hoping on the economy*

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  • Dino Steaks 3 years ago

    Bill Gates, the guy who said we could reduce pollution down to zero if we reduced the population to zero.
    May the Lord be with you!

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  • Nauj Aral 3 years ago

    thank you for the laughs Jimmy ,keep up the good work and close to Guillermo

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  • BornDepressed 3 years ago

    They coulda have gone with Han Cholo, but hey, I won’t judge.

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  • Dream Stream & Mindful MS Podcasts 3 years ago

    I was 9 too, Jimmy- same quandary!

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  • K. SPEEDFIRE 3 years ago

    12:12 it realy looks like edited photo of Alexandra Daddario

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  • Yolanda Ray 3 years ago

    Raw ginger doesn’t cure cancer but it taste great in warm water.

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  • Tim King 3 years ago

    I love the doctor feature. Brilliant!

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  • TexSweden 3 years ago

    Pleaseeee run that ad on TV =)

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  • Joe Country 3 years ago

    Who in their right mind would start a virus so they can control us!?? If this keeps up they won’t have anyone to control ,! ( except IDIOTS of course ,mm!?)

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  • Nick Wallette 3 years ago

    Look at Gates flexing with that EGA monitor in his Tinder profile…

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  • Wendell Marthetrs 3 years ago

    Hey open it up renters, let them join the Darwin awards,tRump has made me sick of stupid people, even myself…when I do something stupid I punch myself in the face

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  • Shawn Johnson 3 years ago

    Not funny.

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  • Indigo Wolf 3 years ago

    I love that doctor part that was so great. That should be a public announcement. With those people saying that

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  • Jimmi Padge 3 years ago

    Obviously Snoke was generated from the severed hand of Luke Skywalker. So yeah. We saw it again.

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  • zachary A 3 years ago

    Jimmy I will be your Star Wars spirit guide

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  • Thomas Moeller 3 years ago

    The chewy/guak thing could have been cut entirely. The vaccine advice from the docs could have been run twice it was so good.

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  • Molly Hostetler 3 years ago

    I was waiting for the joke about Luke’s hand: (J) “How are you?” (H) “All right”

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  • Nick Wallette 3 years ago

    I like how people put up “I want to know what’s in it” about the vaccine, like if there were an ingredients list on the vial, they would be able to make any sense of it. “Oh… potassium ascorbate… I see.” Man, until you can understand the ingredients list of breakfast cereal, just stop it.

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  • Anna Sahlstrom 3 years ago

    The paper clip in Microsoft Word kept me sane all through high school and college. All those essays!

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  • Al Snow 3 years ago

    It’s cool ABC can go all in on Star Wars now lol

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  • Patrik Floding 3 years ago

    Amen! Get the f*cking vaccine!

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  • Gregory Riley 3 years ago

    The health care experts’ segment couldn’t have been better. Screw the writers today, ok, Chubacamole was alright.

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  • Robert Glass 3 years ago

    Yes, please, get the vaccine. The more human guinea pigs that do, the more accurate the science will be, when it finally comes in.

    In the meantime, I’ll just keep social distancing. Hell, I’ve been doing it happily for over a decade now, and see no reason to change that now.

    I’ll just stay out of everybody’s way, (as usual), and let the guinea pigs and the scientists work it out amongst themselves, (though I am interested to see the results, once enough time has passed to actually get them).

    Me and and the critters’ll be just fine. We’re all organic, free range, and out of range.

    Good luck with all that.

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  • Rona Time 3 years ago

    Support BIG pharma and help them & the elites get richer! Accept Bill Gates as your Lord and savior and allow them to inject his chemical soup operating system into you. Never mind the numerous horrible side effects and people dying from it. Just do as your told sheep!

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  • gentile lady 3 years ago

    Plot twist: they’re the same person

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  • D R 3 years ago

    the vaccine messed up my & my girlfriends periods. that is my proof. I listen to my body first.

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  • David Myers 3 years ago

    I’ve seen all the star wars content, hit me up I’ll make you a guide lol

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  • WingofApollo 3 years ago

    Show you kids the clone wars show on Disney plus and rebels Kimmel. Those shows got me into star wars

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  • Product Reviews 3 years ago

    10:47 ok so why the hell don’t the doctor’s get the vaccine ? Not one doctor has had the vaccine NOT one !

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  • Chudi 3 years ago

    That doctor’s section was life!

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  • Suzan Anderson 3 years ago

    AMERICAN FRONTLINE DOCTORS can tell everyone the true facts on the Covid vaccine. So sweet of Kimmel be sooooo concerned about his audience, listeners and followers.

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  • mangojulie123 3 years ago

    I just loved that Chinese doctor … she can check me out in bed anytime!

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  • DarkFalcon Productions 3 years ago

    “Flan Solo”
    I was going to guess “Han Quesolo”, but whatever

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  • Barbara Olson 3 years ago

    Thank you Jimmy and team fit reminding us we have chosen to live in a male driven world and will live in ongoing cycles of puberty until we allow the nurturing female power.

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