May the 4th Be With You, Melinda & Bill Gates Split and Vaccine Advice from Real Doctors

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Published on May 4, 2021

After 27 years of marriage Melinda & Bill Gates have decided to part ways, the FDA is expected to authorize the use of the Pfizer vaccine for children ages 12 to 15, Star Wars Day is being celebrated around the world and since tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo we came up with a special character to honor both days, Jimmy interviews Luke Skywalker’s hand, we look at the difference between Dr. Fauci working for Trump vs working for Joe Biden, and since roughly 26% of Americans are planning to skip the vaccine altogether, we asked some real doctors and nurses to offer their best advice to those who are on the fence.

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117 comments

  • Buddy Dooley 9 months ago

    What the hell is polio???

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  • BB G 9 months ago

    Can we start a gofundme to pay for these guy’s student loans? This is too sad to hear!!

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  • Crimson Comrade 9 months ago

    Lmao I’m drink a can of monster right now at work. I know it’s not good for me but I have no energy or motivation for my job 🙁

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  • National Study Academy Kim 9 months ago

    Bill’s an idiot! Letting go a wonderful person who has sculpted his mean behavior into a tempered and philandrophistic person must have taken a toll on Melinda. It’s too sad that they had to part ways!

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  • Couch Potato 9 months ago

    I happened to turn on The View this morning and they were talking about the Gates. They were saying how Melinda knew about Bill having an affair for 10 years.

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  • monroe bobsomp 9 months ago

    By far the best Kimmel segment in years, your writers killed it Jimmy!

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  • Cristine Ramos 9 months ago

    May all ignorant-know-it-alls watch the medical professionals ad on this show and finally get the vaccine!!! That was hilarious and sooo necessary!

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  • Donnie And The Oathbreakers 9 months ago

    I must be jimmy’s uncle Frank!

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  • Shelley Bleu 9 months ago

    Why did they bother. Just live in one of their homes. Or, is one of them having an affair and wants to marry the bit on the side.

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  • Common Sense 9 months ago

    Thank you doctors!! I got my vaccine and it feels outstanding!! If I can do it so can you❣️💜💜💜💞

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  • byron p 9 months ago

    I loved Star Wars. I was amazed at The Empire Strikes Back. I was a bit nonplussed with the cash grab of Return of the Jedi. And I passionately hate Phantom Menace. So much so that the entire Star Wars universe is dead to me now. All of it. Every little last bit.

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  • Narean Mano 9 months ago

    Vaccine hesitants wouldn’t watch Jimmy Kimmel live. They would watch hannity or tucker Carlson

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  • aidan McNamara 9 months ago

    Hey! That wasn’t “brought to (me)” by “people smarter than (me)” meaning the doctors. They meant the makers/producers of the show…

    fup off

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  • Shilpa D 9 months ago

    I hope they post a separate video of the doctors’ segment. Many around the world need it

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  • Josy Perez 9 months ago

    Why is Jimmy so sexy though! 😍

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  • Joe Carder 9 months ago

    whoever wrote the star wars monologue jokes needs a raise

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  • Éł ĎÎĄBŁØ 9 months ago

    Chewbaccamole?…. more like Chewbacca zombie after taking vaccine loaded with tracking bleach

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  • ANITTA LOVER 9 months ago

    Where are ANITTA’s performance?

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  • alex brumbaugh 9 months ago

    where is fauci interview

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  • FRIEndly Sky767 9 months ago

    The end should be a little bit better but the snow and the subject was amazing😂

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  • senselocke 9 months ago

    To be entirely honest, at this point we should blur any part of the screen that shows Admiral Shitwit’s orange flesh. Just blur him out like a rude gesture or wayward testicle.

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  • Denise Boldea 9 months ago

    They forgot about the most famous Fauchi moment during the Trump Administration. His face Palm summed up those 4 years perfectly!

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  • bear 9 months ago

    so may the 4th was the ed balls day of its time. way to go britain

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  • Adam House 9 months ago

    Ella so young

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  • Quinn Matousek 9 months ago

    Hallelujah!

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  • Adam House 9 months ago

    Gates getting divorced is prophetic

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  • Jeff Winzeler 9 months ago

    The vaccine PSA is pure gold – very well done, thank you!

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  • KrazyC MCC 9 months ago

    Happy 20th Birthday 🎂🎂 To My Son Marcus.. May the 4th Be with U 😍

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  • dexter plant 9 months ago

    Jimmy if your going to introduce the kids to star wars in order of one thru the end your gonna have a long trip ahead of you.

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  • joe47771 9 months ago

    Great Commercial for the Vaccine!

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  • Callum Gillman 9 months ago

    Man that bit with Drs at the end… priceless.. sooo good…

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  • Kavit M 9 months ago

    is jimmy ok? 0:26

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  • Kamil Löschl 9 months ago

    You need a star wars guide? Just go to comic con and shout “Who wants to talk to my kids about star wars”, and pick the weirdo of you choosing…

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  • Jimmy Dean 9 months ago

    Is it just me or has the writer’s on the show taken a nosedive since trump left office? Rag on Geuermo or stupid af jokes that Jimmy plows through. Come on guys

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  • norandomness 9 months ago

    We don’t care

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  • Akosua Boahemaa 9 months ago

    Get the vaccine and get off Facebook.

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  • eddyk 9 months ago

    I wonder if anti-vaxxers get shots for their dogs?
    Or do the illuminati only care about shots that go into humans?

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  • Angry Italian 9 months ago

    I didn’t know people still watched this show

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  • H 9 months ago

    Fun fact: COVID-19 killed more Americans in one year than polio did in 250 years.

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  • Kyle Sutherland 9 months ago

    Obviously that’s a fake hand. Luke had his right hand cut off, and that was a left hand. Scam.

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  • ahmet 9 months ago

    Man, those doctors :D.
    But…. If someone did listen to fb or other useless media platform instead a doctor at the first place, no matter what you say they aren’t gonna listen to you even if you gather all the doctors and scientists in the world.

    Kimmel, my man! You are beyond just being a talk show host.

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  • Kenneth Martin 9 months ago

    As usual, Jimmy is Brilliant!!!!🌟🌟✨💥

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  • Isaac Jebsen 9 months ago

    See Jimmy, u can use language on this show, but not with Mark Rober

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  • Monstah Jones 9 months ago

    Another one of those times it’s depressing that you can only hit the like button once..

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  • Isaac Jebsen 9 months ago

    Show ur kids episode one, they will like Jar Jar, then by the time I get to episode 4, they will be annoyed and he will be gone

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  • nuanced 9 months ago

    Most doctors are obnoxious with over-inflated egos. I would rather listen to the scientists

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  • mxnfx 9 months ago

    tRUMP was painfully useless on many levels~…

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  • BroGrab 9 months ago

    The props department spent a hundred hours on that stupid outfit. Props to the props.

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  • Mike Worth 9 months ago

    Take the last few minutes of the opening and make it into a commercial. Loved it.

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  • Earthling432 9 months ago

    3,4,5 then 123. Watch in release order

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  • Finn Jacobsen 9 months ago

    The doctors / nurses sequence is brilliant. Should be force fed (like in A Clockwork Orange) to all anti-vaxers.

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  • danthajedi Nielsen 9 months ago

    I’ll be your guide young padwan

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  • Mauricio H 9 months ago

    Play that medical professionals clip on FOX👍

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  • trumbettier 9 months ago

    In the race for the best, smartest US President in history, Donald Trump is stone motherless last.

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  • angela piccolella 9 months ago

    Even Jimmy knew this was weak… meh.

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  • Ty Cobb 9 months ago

    the Bill Gates bit was funny

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  • Dorota Błażej 9 months ago

    I really wanted to move to California but me going there without any money would be crazy at the same time

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  • Robert Platt 9 months ago

    I saw the first one back in the 70s. The idea of sequels repels me. You had your time at bat.

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  • Alegz 9 months ago

    Ooooop

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  • Irondre 9 months ago

    Machete order is a unique way to watch the Star Wars saga. 4, 5, 2, 3, 6. Skip 1 since it’s filler compared to the others. I guess you could watch 7-9 afterwards.

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  • howard delovitch 9 months ago

    So…as a “Family Affair”…May the “Force Kin” be with you…

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  • Uncle Jellyfish 9 months ago

    Flan Solo? You passed up Juan Solo for that? I R disappoint.

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  • Steven Pillay 9 months ago

    Jimmy please upload that Doctors telling to get the vaccine and let people share it on Facebook.

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  • Vern Martin 9 months ago

    Jimmy: your show is the best!

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  • Kris Frederick 9 months ago

    Luke’s hand went on to do work in The Addams Family 🖐🏼👀

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  • starman 9 months ago

    The hypocrisy in US moral codes that they can present hate speech, show killings but have to fuzz out a finger. I thought they were just hypocritical over genitals but it seems a finger is morally dangerous as well .
    Go figure that this nation actually thinks it’s tough and superior when it is deeply offended by a finger.

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  • MnS Vlogs 9 months ago

    PSA 😹

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  • Jonathan David 9 months ago

    Left the video the moment he started stroking Fauci’s ego.

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  • chameleon47 9 months ago

    “then tell him to shut the f up” LMAO. She cracked me up. They ALL did. That was awesome.

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  • Jennifer Lehnherr 9 months ago

    Call Colbert Jimmy, he’ll help with the Star Wars dilemma!

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  • Kingsley Dominic 9 months ago

    *It’s unfair on how things has turned up to be ever since the outbreak of covid 19 things hasn’t been like they seemed to be*

    *we see complains here and there in the social Media from different people in different countries all around the world*

    *Looks like the government care’s less OR aren’t making enough efforts anymore*

    *I think we all should try to engage in different things to make money and stop hoping on the economy*

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  • shorea27 9 months ago

    Please please have a separate post for the PSA that we can share. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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  • Dino Steaks 9 months ago

    Bill Gates, the guy who said we could reduce pollution down to zero if we reduced the population to zero.
    May the Lord be with you!

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  • Nauj Aral 9 months ago

    thank you for the laughs Jimmy ,keep up the good work and close to Guillermo

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  • BornDepressed 9 months ago

    They coulda have gone with Han Cholo, but hey, I won’t judge.

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  • Dream Stream & Mindful MS Podcasts 9 months ago

    I was 9 too, Jimmy- same quandary!

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  • freebirdinfranklin 9 months ago

    Can anyone tell me if covid-19 manufacturers have immunity from legal liability?

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  • K. SPEEDFIRE 9 months ago

    12:12 it realy looks like edited photo of Alexandra Daddario

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  • Yolanda Ray 9 months ago

    Raw ginger doesn’t cure cancer but it taste great in warm water.

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  • Tim King 9 months ago

    I love the doctor feature. Brilliant!

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  • Corey Garnett 9 months ago

    ❤️ kimmel

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  • Tesla FTW 9 months ago

    Great ad by medics, people shouldn’t fall for these crazy anti-vaccine conspiracy theories

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  • luis garcia 9 months ago

    Geeeettttt ” THE FU….ING VAAAACCCCIIIINNNHEEE IDIOTS REPUBS!!!🗽🗽🗽🌞🌞😎😎😀😀🤞🤞🎓🎓😘😘

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  • TexSweden 9 months ago

    Pleaseeee run that ad on TV =)

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  • Tracy Ward 9 months ago

    I like Bill Gates with Blac Chyna😍

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  • Joe Country 9 months ago

    Who in their right mind would start a virus so they can control us!?? If this keeps up they won’t have anyone to control ,! ( except IDIOTS of course ,mm!?)

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  • Nick Wallette 9 months ago

    Look at Gates flexing with that EGA monitor in his Tinder profile…

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  • Wendell Marthetrs 9 months ago

    Hey open it up renters, let them join the Darwin awards,tRump has made me sick of stupid people, even myself…when I do something stupid I punch myself in the face

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  • Shawn Johnson 9 months ago

    Not funny.

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  • Indigo Wolf 9 months ago

    I love that doctor part that was so great. That should be a public announcement. With those people saying that

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  • Jimmi Padge 9 months ago

    Obviously Snoke was generated from the severed hand of Luke Skywalker. So yeah. We saw it again.

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  • shawn mitic 9 months ago

    As a Colombian,, I am really tired of liberal comedians using Latin comedy. Stop appropriating Latin and Spanish culture because you are too afraid to appropriate black culture even though Latinos don’t have as many issues with cops 🤣😂 wonder about the difference…..

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  • zachary A 9 months ago

    Jimmy I will be your Star Wars spirit guide

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  • Thomas Moeller 9 months ago

    The chewy/guak thing could have been cut entirely. The vaccine advice from the docs could have been run twice it was so good.

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  • Molly Hostetler 9 months ago

    I was waiting for the joke about Luke’s hand: (J) “How are you?” (H) “All right”

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  • Nick Wallette 9 months ago

    I like how people put up “I want to know what’s in it” about the vaccine, like if there were an ingredients list on the vial, they would be able to make any sense of it. “Oh… potassium ascorbate… I see.” Man, until you can understand the ingredients list of breakfast cereal, just stop it.

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  • Anna Sahlstrom 9 months ago

    The paper clip in Microsoft Word kept me sane all through high school and college. All those essays!

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  • Al Snow 9 months ago

    It’s cool ABC can go all in on Star Wars now lol

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  • Patrik Floding 9 months ago

    Amen! Get the f*cking vaccine!

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  • Gregory Riley 9 months ago

    The health care experts’ segment couldn’t have been better. Screw the writers today, ok, Chubacamole was alright.

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  • Rona Time 9 months ago

    Hi, we are doctors and couldn’t possibly be paid actors used to influence you. Look at all my diplomas, I couldn’t have downloaded those from Google and print them out.
    Don’t we look professional in our doctors outfits sitting in rooms? Only REAL doctors can wear stuff like this, normal people don’t have access to such clothing. So put your trust in us and do as your told.

    Never mind that the flu has been around since 1738 but magically disappeared in 2020 & 2021 and has the exact same symptoms as Covid. Trust us when we say it’s gone due to everyone wearing mask.. Yet erm, Covid is supposedly still spreading so yeah.. Trust our science. We wouldn’t lie and relabel the common cold and flu as a new virus in an effort to strip your freedoms away and force an experimental Bill Gates vaccine upon you.

    Now excuse us as we go back to rehearsing more Tik Tok dance videos as we claim hospitals are full again 💃

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  • Robert Glass 9 months ago

    Yes, please, get the vaccine. The more human guinea pigs that do, the more accurate the science will be, when it finally comes in.

    In the meantime, I’ll just keep social distancing. Hell, I’ve been doing it happily for over a decade now, and see no reason to change that now.

    I’ll just stay out of everybody’s way, (as usual), and let the guinea pigs and the scientists work it out amongst themselves, (though I am interested to see the results, once enough time has passed to actually get them).

    Me and and the critters’ll be just fine. We’re all organic, free range, and out of range.

    Good luck with all that.

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  • Rona Time 9 months ago

    Support BIG pharma and help them & the elites get richer! Accept Bill Gates as your Lord and savior and allow them to inject his chemical soup operating system into you. Never mind the numerous horrible side effects and people dying from it. Just do as your told sheep!

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  • gentile lady 9 months ago

    Plot twist: they’re the same person

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  • Thompter S. Hunson 9 months ago

    11:45 That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve heard in a while! 😅

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  • Simply -living 9 months ago

    I only see Jimmy Kimmel when my favorite artist perform and this was the first time I’ve seen his actual show discussing topics and it was so funny! I need to watch more

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  • D R 9 months ago

    the vaccine messed up my & my girlfriends periods. that is my proof. I listen to my body first.

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  • David Myers 9 months ago

    I’ve seen all the star wars content, hit me up I’ll make you a guide lol

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  • Abby Normal 9 months ago

    Fauci’s cheeks actually look rosier now. Maybe he and Biden are in love.

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  • WingofApollo 9 months ago

    Show you kids the clone wars show on Disney plus and rebels Kimmel. Those shows got me into star wars

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  • Product Reviews 9 months ago

    10:47 ok so why the hell don’t the doctor’s get the vaccine ? Not one doctor has had the vaccine NOT one !

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  • Chudi 9 months ago

    That doctor’s section was life!

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  • Daniel Larson 9 months ago

    😀😀😀😀

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  • Suzan Anderson 9 months ago

    AMERICAN FRONTLINE DOCTORS can tell everyone the true facts on the Covid vaccine. So sweet of Kimmel be sooooo concerned about his audience, listeners and followers.

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  • mangojulie123 9 months ago

    I just loved that Chinese doctor … she can check me out in bed anytime!

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  • DarkFalcon Productions 9 months ago

    “Flan Solo”
    I was going to guess “Han Quesolo”, but whatever

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  • Barbara Olson 9 months ago

    Thank you Jimmy and team fit reminding us we have chosen to live in a male driven world and will live in ongoing cycles of puberty until we allow the nurturing female power.

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