Matt Whitaker’s History Of Time-Travel, Toilets & Bigfoot

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Published on November 15, 2018

To say that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was a snake oil salesman would be to leave out the other items from his catalogue, like toilets for the well-endowed and the concept of time-travel.

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  • Sutibu San 6 months ago

    He didn’t say that only Christians can be Good Judges; He said all Christians are Good Judges.
    If Christian> then Good Judge.
    If NOT Good Judge> then NOT Christian.

    People who disagree with you will get hung up on the logical misstep and dismiss your point.

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  • Krafterr4 6 months ago

    Omg, there’s some mix of Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law and Clone High humour in there. This was hilarious.

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  • Michael Johnson 6 months ago

    Frigid Junk 4 Frigid Women…

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  • Greg K 6 months ago

    Trump university taught me that time travel and Bigfoot are totally legit business opportunities.

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  • Dan Evans 6 months ago

    Isn’t that just a European toilet?!

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  • Gabrielė Dėdinaitė 6 months ago

    I am so disappointed Matt Whittaker was not called shaved baby Alex Jones

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  • Robert 6 months ago

    Fun fact: Only America has toilets that are filled all the way up with water!

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  • Jeff McKenney 6 months ago

    Acting attorney general and roid rage lima bean Matt Whitaker 😂😂😂

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  • Dan Jacob 6 months ago

    Trump and his oddball cabinet need to be oddballs because they cater to oddballs!

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  • Somme Tinonme 6 months ago

    Well we can’t prove if Bigfoot exists …. but he get daily reminders that Tiny Hands exists :p

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  • Animagic Missile 6 months ago

    Whoa, whoa, whoa, Stephen, let’s not be hasty in bashing this time travel thing. I mean, if we can figure it out, we can go back to ANY time, right? Like, say… oh, I don’t know… Election Day 2016…

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  • Jeff McKenney 6 months ago

    Oh if he could keep his faith unique to the way he lives and not push it on everyone else we could totally talk about time travel and bigfoot

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  • aram ta 6 months ago

    Is it just me or does whitaker look like a pornstar to you.

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  • Sean Embry 6 months ago

    All these things sound like ads on Fox or Infowars to me.

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  • Justin Kluesner 6 months ago

    Bigfoot traveling through time on a toilet time machine. Quick, someone grab the director of hot tub time machine and stop him before he gets any ideas

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  • Incubus Contreras 6 months ago

    The whole bunch of the administration are a bunch of whackos

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  • Mimi Marino 6 months ago

    Is anyone sure we aren’t just trapped in the longest episode of _Black Mirror_ ever?

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  • dean garn 6 months ago

    I could possibly be gay because I absolutely love Stephen Colbert

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  • Nathaniel Jones 6 months ago

    Looks a lot like an Australian toilet.

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  • Xibi Pht 6 months ago

    Current government owned by Con artist, Liars….wonder when that gov that have common moral sense back???

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