While Matt Gaetz says increasingly incriminating things to Tucker Carlson, his attorney desperately tries to get him to stop talking.
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Hahahaha
ReplyPervert.
ReplyMatt Gretzky sea captain new
ReplyBetter call Rudy
ReplyI love these so much
ReplyHe’s really disgusting. I hope his dad doesn’t pay to get the charges all dropped.
ReplyBirds of a feather flock off
ReplyYeah, nothing says credibility like “Fox News”.
ReplySqueals like a teenager.
ReplyThis guy has GOP Presidential candidate written all over him.
ReplyHis lack of intelligence is pretty amazing
ReplyDamn, not the same sea captain from Seth Meyers
Reply0:54
Replyvou.today
I’m surprised Gaetz hasn’t claimed the girl is actually his adopted daughter.
ReplyMatt looks like a perv.
It will be no surprise when these allegations turn out to be real
ReplyWhereas Biden has a minor Major problem, Gaetz has a major minor problem.
ReplyI can’t decide whether Gaetz reminds me of Bevis or Butthead.
ReplyLock him up.
ReplyWhere is Stephen?
ReplyU know u in trouble when even Tucker Carlson is like, “Ewwww”
Reply“Florida man under investigation for child sex trafficking and throwing Tucker Carlson under a bus…”
ReplyWhy do women of any age want to do these guys?
ReplyTucker Carlson….another confused American mouth breather
ReplyThe puffy cauliflower unexpectedly cause because stick surely vanish for a shrill arm. flippant, amused manicure
ReplyIt’s clearly obvious why why so many Republican congressmen and women support gun ownership….so they can keep shooting themselves in the foot.
Replyjust put the tool in jail already
ReplyHahahahahahaa, what about the pics of you and gym jordan doing the thing, you know rockin’ down the hershey hiway???
ReplyMatt yew are just alright with me
Matt yew are just alright with me
Gym I am just all right with yew, oh yeah!
And yew are just alright with me, too!
Bet he’s thankful he’s an attorney at sea so he can just put that thing in gear and get while the getting is good. Should’ve finished the bit with, “For the love of God man, SHUT UP!”
ReplyThought the sea captain was a Seth Myers gig.
ReplyTucker ‘i don’t get it ‘ resting face as usual.
ReplyAnyone with a chin like that or McConnell’s cannot be trusted.
ReplyFacial Truth:
ReplyGaetz: _And you know how it is when they scream as you lock the basement love-cell, right?!_
Carlson: _I thought you were going to tell me how proper babies are made Mr Gaetz?_
Tucker’s face is gonna be on millions of memes!
ReplyThe two most punchable faces of the 21st century so far…
ReplyReminds me of Archer
ReplyPizzaGaetz finally got what he has so richly earned – the truth of himself launched into the public’s face.
ReplyI’ve never heard of a single 30 something year old man adopting a teenager. That’s a first.
ReplyMatt Gaetz is either the second coming of Jesus Christ or something is wrong in that “story”.
Enjoying watching the Gaetz ship sink. Arrgh mateys!
ReplyI really want to know the girls side of the story….. also what is worse, her accepting money for sex or having sex with that man……
ReplyPoor Tucker!
ReplyIf he wasn’t every bit as as dumb as he looks he could be talking about putting a muzzle on Bidens dog Major and then spin the topic to putting a muzzle on Biden but, noooooo! He has to listen to that freaking moron Matt Gaetz he is wishing he could muzzle.
watching tucker get hit with an anchor is really a good way to start the day
ReplyGaetz had a Freudian slip in that interview. -Calling an underage girl “a seventeen year old woman”.
ReplyAt least he still has his “adopted” son
ReplyI don’t get it. At the time he agreed to this interview, he must have known that there was more to come? Right? Or is he really that stupid? Does he understand how journalists work at all?
ReplyI didn’t know Hot Take had a part-time gig as a sea captain.
ReplyTruly a cringe interview from beginning to end.
Replythis show needs to go live 24/7…ok like on a 5 min delay to make it easier for the animators
ReplyThe best thing is the face of Tucker Carlson, he wants to lock smart but it only shows stupidity
ReplyI just now figured it out! Matt Gaetz REALLY reminds me of Max Headroom. (For the young’uns: Max Headroom was one of the first CGI “toons”, first appearing in 1985. Mid-80’s satire. Look him up on Wikipedia.)
ReplyCarlson: I don’t know her
ReplyGOP are all “…are we the baddies?”
Replywhy has every single show been off this week?
ReplyWhat is it with Republicans and under aged girls? Do all of these Republicans hang at some secret club house or pizza place with Roy Moore?
ReplyGaetz always looked and spoke like a slimeball….
ReplyWhen Tucker gets disgusted, and not as a form out outrage theater, you are one sick puppy.
Replyenemy is at the Gaetz…
ReplyNow keep in mind the right wingnuts’ favourite fantasy these days is that Democrats are a pedo cabal and the Republicons are fighting that. Now this.
ReplyThis un-American fascist Gaetz represents everything that is wrong with the RethugliKKKan Parrty!
ReplySo where is the proof?
ReplyOh !!!! Dont bring that up, no one asked !!!
ReplyGiggity giggity!!! Quagmire
Replylike Matt Gaetzs sucks but not as much as these late show cartoons PLEASE GO BACK TO THE LATE SHOW. what was even the punchline? Dad Jokes Show
ReplyAward who ever thinks of this stuff
ReplyReplublican in full disgrace to their country
ReplyThe captain is hilarious, mat gertz is to stupid to listen to him, ha ha ha
ReplyBy Monster Head!!
ReplyYou’re done!!!!
Ever see a photo of Tuckers wife? UGLY!
ReplyCarlson is like don’t bring me into this bud I got my own problems ( I do not remember having dinner with this woman)
ReplyRepublican hypocrisy never fails.
ReplyGQP says Democrats are pedophiles, meanwhile, Qanon supporters are ACTUAL pedophiles under FBI investigation.
This is what happens when a law degree is purchased instead of earned. Daddy Gaetz unwittingly set Matty-boy up to crash and burn.
ReplyHis movie is that meffed-up “Hound Dog”.
ReplyHey, Stephen! The Sea Captain is Seth Meyers’ shtick, Gaetz your own…
ReplyYou could use Gaetz chin to cut glass
Replypoor Tucker!
ReplySea captain? I thought this was _A Late Show with Stephen Colbert_ not _Late Night with Seth Meyers._
ReplyIf its true and he were a democratic no one would have heard of this because this is accepted behavior for Democrat politicians.
ReplyHe brought up a topic no one asked him about. Tucker actually said in this interview he had no recollection of having dinner with the girl Gaetz was talking about. Republicans, got to admire their total hypocrisy about law and order; love of family; fidelity to their wives…
ReplyReal question, why do Colbert and Trevor Noah always seem to go on vacation at the same time …? I mean … how’s a fella supposed to know what’s going on in the world if y’all don’t alternate? <3
ReplyTucker, do not lie for him he made you a witness to his lie.
ReplyThere only ONE sea captain, and he was on the Seth Meyers show.
ReplyOops! Eh…whatever. Indeed. Love this.
ReplyTucker has such an odd look on his face. Do you know the reason?
ReplyLet regular Americans prayerfully hope he talks his way into earthly retribution. It is sincerely believed that he’ll face devine retribution
ReplyHe’s totally lost without Beavis…
ReplyYour buddies are talking…
ReplyYour doing time…
Its nice to see he has a home with the Ku Fox Klan.
ReplyWhen any publicity is good publicity….but NOT!!
ReplyYour not a future republicans candidate unless you have scandals.
ReplyThe flat tank immunocytochemically knock because cappelletti apically touch for a nasty army. materialistic, dear moat
ReplyWhat is Matts connection to Tucker? their relationship seems so weird.
ReplyThe first time ever Tucker Carlson’s expression is compatible with the context of the conversation…
ReplyAll Tucker youtube content has comments turned off. Poor Tucker`s is upset.
Replyanother good christian republican like Roy Moore…
ReplyHis story about having dinner with tucker sounded like he was describing to tucker exactly why he should care about his mess. the “friend” was a subtle reminder he has something on ol tucker and the “friend” they want to dinner with! I honestly worried when trump left office, that we were gonna miss out on the crazy world we were in and now I’m no longer disappointed, Bravo season 2
ReplyThis will turn out to be another lie made up by the liberal terrorist organization known as the Communist Democratic Party.
ReplySteven Colbert us all over the flight logs to Epsteins island
ReplyMatt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Dennis Hastert, Bill O’Reilly, Mark Foley, how come all child predators and pedophiles are always conservatives and republicans…
Replycolbert when its all over you will be tryed for treason along with all dems in this country
ReplyHe tuck you remember. Uh oh. Nevermind. #babygaetz
ReplyThis is considered as a legitimate and credible news source for most people on the left now.
ReplyThey literally sat in a zoom meeting and all watched this skit together. They all agreed, “yeah this is funny put it up.”wtf
ReplyThis revelation of transporting underage females across state lines for sex may be the undoing of Matt Gaetz. Even republicans are distancing themselves from him, a once bright shining star that may burnout prematurely. Oh well…..
ReplyHe’s been taking advice from Prince Andy !
ReplyLmao
Replydumb and dumber
ReplyWho’s Nester?
ReplyThe good screen electronmicroscopically need because cow potentially heap mid a even excellent excited legal. magnificent, damaged cornet
ReplyTucker Carlson confused by a Trump minion. It’s priceless
ReplyYou can’t write this stuff. Once again reality trumps fiction. Almost funny.
ReplyAnchor anchored.
ReplyGaetz seems guilty to me. but don’t let this make you guys forget the fact you’re all just as bad as him for voting for biden and being left wing retards.
ReplySTEPHEN LETS SEE WHATS IN YOU CLOSET
ReplySome narcissists just never stop talking about themselves.Like this one.
ReplyChris tucker looks so weird
ReplySometimes I think Tucker is a straight shooter and other times, it seems he doesn’t care what he says or what the ramifications will be for other people. Meaning he acts as badly as the leftist sometimes
ReplyJust as stupid as always!
ReplyPriceless
ReplyMatt is not a one off, the gop seem to churn these out like they have only have 2 options, Gaetz or McConnel. That is not a choice its a political nightmare.
ReplyThe lefties cabal hard at work smearing opposition..They own media so all republicans are in trouble
ReplyHe’s too dumb to understand that they’re wratching up the buts against him. What skin is he hiding in. ?
ReplyWho is Nesta ?? xx
ReplyIs there anything that looks stupider than Carlson making “tuckface”?
ReplyOh my repugnicans!!! Think of the children!! Won’t someone save the children!?!?
Reply(every Qanon nutcases’ rant….
even now…..as they continue to vote for scumbags like this)
Someone now needs to ask Gaetz if Gov. Cuomo should resign.
ReplyThroughout the entire interview Tucker Carlson has the same face: “Resting Stupid”. You know you want to punch him, but you also know he doesn’t understand what he just did wrong. So you fix his bow-tie and coo: “Well aren’t you just precious”. Like a puppy that just shit on the carpet.
Replyi guess having a jimmy neutron haircut doesnt make you as smart as jimmy
Replythe sea captain’s voice isn’t really funny, it’s just annoying. can’t Colbert hire a better voice actor?
ReplyWe only have voters to blame for this crumb.
ReplyI guess now we know why he was so upset about Dr. Seuss & Mr. Potato Head. His girlfriend threw a tantrum over them!
ReplyI got Lolita on the DVD player
ReplyMatt Gaetz’s attorney – *It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re a guilty fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.*
ReplyWhen do we find out Jim Jordan was the third muska-scumbag?
ReplyOk now we need a Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert sea captain crossover
ReplyFortunately we have our Q Patriots here to defend Matt. They took a break from investigating Democratic child traffickers to defend Matt’s honor and good name.
ReplyWhy does Tucker Carlson always have this expression of idiot on his face?
Replyis that seth meyers sea captain?
ReplyThat ”LOOK” ….that STUPID FUCKING L O O K on Tucker’s face …..PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyPerfect Poster Boy for your typical Conservative Christian values.
ReplySEA CAPT!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAA
ReplyI demand more sea captain!
Replytuckers constipation face is my highlight every time!
ReplyAh yes, the high road. Wtf has happened to late night talkshows?…… Not a spine between the hosts. Who the f bases an opinion on the words of these clownshoes ? It’s entertainment, poorly conceived, but still entertainment, that’s it, and that’s the only way garbage like this video should carry any weight. Wait till the truth comes out before taking as gospel the premise of a “skit” conceived of by a person whose livelihood does not depend on what’s truth, or right or wrong, but in the knee jerk reaction he can use to get a laugh. We’ll see if someone is trying to pull a jussy Smollete…….
ReplyNo good for nothing Wessel
ReplyIt’s sad that some people are so filled with hate that the truth doesn’t matter. I guess due process doesn’t matter so just be the ignorant lynch mob that msm wants you to be. I watched cnn and msnbc and they only mention the 17 yr old at least here I got to hear both sides to the story.
Replyomg I’m dying!!!!!!!! lol!!!!! thank you
ReplyLiar
ReplyIs there a reason we’re getting these instead of Colbert himself?
ReplyLate night talk shows have really collapsed …
Reply“Woops” “Ahhh w/e”
ReplyI hope they make a law and order SVU episode about Matt gates #MattGates
ReplyWhy does Tucker’s face always look just like this? =:o(
ReplyTucker literally has one facial expression for all of his moods
ReplyKeep talking Gaetz
ReplyThat was fkng awesome!!! I needed that!!
ReplyDescribing a 17-year old girl as a “woman’ is just as wrong as calling Gaetz
Replya “man”…
Wait. Republicans keep trying to tell me I’m wrong and they’re right because Jesus makes them morally superior, anytime we disagree. So this whole time it was all just a big smoke screen to hide their sexual deviant behavior? Oh yeah, that checks out.
ReplyThis is funny stuff. The ‘toons, not the child sex trafficking.
ReplyIf you’re gonna steal a bit from Seth Meyers, could you at least pick a funny one?
ReplySee how successfully they have covered the Border crisis, and Cumo’ investigation into the nursing death scandal by bringing in Matt Gatez private life into such focus. Why was his name brought in at this time
ReplyWhy does Tucker Carlson always look like he is just lost in transaction?
ReplyHe talks freely because he knows it is lies he is innocent.However his accusers will say anything and are encouraged by once respected but now proven to be trashy news outlets.Who ever said that all the republicans are loyal many are RINO’s Republicans in Name Only.Lawyers are privy to the immorality of lawyers for money too so yes he wants him to shut up..Universities are turning out too many lawyers .
ReplyThanks Matt i did not know that Tucker did those things. How come I am not surprised.
ReplyHe is now “qualified” to be GOP pres nominee.
ReplyToo Funny!
ReplyLiterally talks out of the side of his mouth
Replynonono let him talk…
ReplyHe managed to throw Carlson under the bus TWICE in 3 minutes
ReplyI didn’t realized that Matt has a pointy evil witch chin. Just an observation.
Replythe republicans are on the wrong side of EVERYTHING!!!
ReplyMatt Headroom
ReplyIf all this is true, then Matty Gaetz is in very big trouble! Maybe Sidney Powell can represent him. She could misdirect the blame on Chavez? Rudy could be his co-council and Fayboy Trump can put a good word in for him? Ya, Ya, that’s the ticket! Ya!
ReplySo an apparent slimeball turns out to be a felonious slimeball (allegedly). Shocker.
ReplyIf you’re a pce of sh**, you might be Republican presidential nominee.
Boe legged guy-
ReplyMatt Gaetz doesn’t seem to have had ANY children of his own. I wonder if he would act like he has if he had a little girl to raise?
What a pos.
Replyi don’t know who’s more disgusting, matt gaetz or holier than thou tucker carlson.
ReplyAnd here children, we get to see Tucker Carlson try to evil stare beam some basic awareness through the camera straight to Matt Gaetz brain. Yes, its the same face as always , that’s because of botox.
ReplyHe can’t hear you captain. His head is way too far up his ass.
ReplyGuys, not a republican but just saying.. Biden is a good representation of America. Dying. Old. Dementia. Stumbling. Eventually going to fall dead. I hope you guys are happy. I thought 4 years of Trump was bad.
ReplyIt sucks that parts of the show are not uploaded to YT anymore, it was my morning coffee routine :/
ReplyTucker Carlson’s standard expression actually works very well here
ReplyApparently matty gatze had a picture of a naked girl with a hula hoop on his phone, twisted f**k!
ReplyIs anyone at all surprised by this?
ReplyEhhh whatever.
ReplyI hear you….
ReplyIt’s incredible how there has never been a joke about a laptop in this show, or about events in the border.
ReplyWell maybe Q got the underling criminal action right; just the wrong party?
ReplyLolita on the DVD player …lol
ReplyWow. Comedy sucks now.
ReplyAn idiot talking to an idiot.
ReplyTypical trump Republican
Replylmfao !!!
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