School re-opened for many kids in Los Angeles today, UFO sightings have skyrocketed during the pandemic, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz made an appearance for the “Save America” Summit and was denied a meeting with Trump, Donny trashed Mitch McConnell and wants credit for the vaccine, multiple citizens from Cincinnati called 911 claiming they saw monkeys on the loose, and Jimmy and Guillermo met up with U.S. Olympian Allen James to learn how to racewalk.
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It amazes everyone how you continue to roast President Trump when you have the perfect subject matter in the fool in the White House basement right now. You cannot think of anything funny about JOEBEE because senile dementia is sad. He is ruining America, and you are asleep.
ReplyTrumpcine should be a combination of regeneron, viagra and coke
ReplyOmg Jimmy’s on fire tonight! Haha! 🤣😂🤣😂
ReplyIf Leonardo DiCaprio fu**ed frankenstein, and they had a baby….
ReplyMatt Gaetz!
Walking is not a sport 🤣
ReplyMatt Gaetz looks like Robbie Rotten and his spokesman looks like Stingy.
ReplyIt’s funny when karma catches up to these people they forget all the s*** talk they did about other people
ReplyLock the criminal up
ReplyThis is about antimaskers, if you were wheeled into the operating room where all the staff were in Jeans, and had no gloves on, and no masks
ReplyThere is nothing like a Nigerian prince in reality though.
ReplyI’m not sure Trump knows how many a million actually is.
ReplyHola Jimmy !
ReplyThat dude was running not walking
ReplyWas much easier to watch without all the exaggerated screaming laughter. Americans laugh at anything it would seem. So false guys!
ReplyI want a one-hour, 5 days a week news forecast narrated by Jimmy and Guillermo. I think it would be a hit.
ReplyWas this jackass ever funny?
ReplyHe loves making fun of people but cant stand when people do it him
Reply13:06 is like a slow-motion version of The Freeze
Replyoh great, the hyena is back.😢
Reply“Reports of Unidentified Flying Objects have sky-rocketed” – and he didn’t even realise what he had just said.
ReplyHahaha hahaha
ReplyJust curious how many times did Kimmel say Trump
ReplyWere there 2 other 4 year old advisors holding up that one under a large coat?
ReplyI have my class outside…it’s NOT fun
ReplyDID I MISS TRUMP COMING ON YOUR SHOW. I DOUBT HE WILL EVEN SPIT ON YOU NOW.
ReplyI know this is about Gaetz, but props for the school reporting. Spacing kids apart is music to my ears. Perhaps they’ll learn some healthy boundaries in the classroom for a change. Whatever it takes. Also Jimmy! How high are you these days? Something is definitely messing with your delivery.
ReplyHarlin Hill has a familiar aspect. I have a hunch he will be what has been thought of as he who is in charge.
ReplyKnow this….you’re an idiot! They are coming for you, man are they coming for you!
ReplyThat kid needs a re-education intervention.
ReplyWhat down is bank heist during a year of face masks -:)
Reply1:23 … reports of UFO sightings have skyrocketed … I think he missed the pun there
ReplyThe writers were hot tonight.
ReplyCome on Jimmy Gaetz with the program, lol.
ReplyGuillermo 😅😅😅😍
ReplyReports of fish monsters from space.
Reply40 years ago, while driving to work, I would pass a guy race walking. I don’t think it’s as easy as Jimmy and Guillermo made it look.
ReplyTell Gaetz that they are coming for him he just doesn’t know it yet, there is no escaping the things that you have done, that basically means that if he doesn’t remove himself from the public eye then he will be assassinated.
ReplyNo…they’re comin for you…🤣🤣🤣 laughed out lowd
ReplySo walk like you have to take a dump really bad
Reply“Walk, Don’t Run” (1966), directed by Charles Walters, starring Cary Grant, Samantha Eggar and Jim Hutton (father to Timothy Hutton).
ReplyHAHA, New Yorker’s WARNED those who thought Trump was something he never was nor could ever be. OY!
ReplyEverything the dumpster attempts is the best attempt in his little world. He lives in his head. Delusional.
ReplyVenmo a trick lol
Reply4:08 that kind of looks like Allen Gregory, if you remember that TV show.
ReplySucks someone like him just has money and he’ll just get away with it. Money always wins
ReplyUFO sightings have skyrocketed- pun intended
ReplyIs it me or does that look like NYC behind Kimmel, with the Empire State Building on the right? Why do that?
ReplyI wonder how Gaetz’ talk to Women of America first went? Did he illustrate his talk with pics from his phone, hope he remembered to clear his search results. If not, at least the more innocent will now know that a spit-roast garnish is not the same as BBQ sauce.
Replylike the leprechaun story around St Patty’s day
ReplyForget the white hoods and KKK, America now has the biggest clan of Tin Foil Hats 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyI seriously laughed til I cried at the beginning of the monologue when the parent dumped her child out of the car. Funny stuff, Jimmy!
ReplyPadmington… I heard “Bad mitten”
ReplyWhy so mch bckground noise?
ReplyNice show ^°^
Bet there’s a bunch of ❄️’s in here.
ReplyThat dude DEFINITELY scored Jimmy and Gman really low because he knows he never got the “respect” he’s thinks he’s deserved because everyone who does this ridiculous walk-run stuff always gets made fun of hahahaha
ReplyWhat’s in the water in Cincinnati? Lmao, they crazy people there.
ReplyThe video at the beginning reminded me of when the young lad next door first went off to school. The school bus would stop and the kid would walk out to the Bus but he wouldn’t get on. The driver would be telling him to get on and his Mother would be repeatedly yelling at him from the front porch. “GET ON THE BUS”. It was hilarious because he would just stand there and refuse to get on. Finally his Mom would start down the driveway in her night clothes and when she got within 10ft of him he would jump on the Bus, the door would close and the Bus drove off leaving her standing there like an idiot. She then would go back up the driveway all the while screaming some colorful language.
ReplyThis went on for about a week and it was great entertainment for Me.
“let he who never Venmo’d a prostitute, ….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyGaetz ? He will disappear. Like a miracle.
Replyspeed walking= when ya gotta poop
Replyand the restroom is 50 yrds away.
Jimmy Kimmel is no moral authority this show is pathetic
ReplyReally gotta watch that tail’s….smoke
Reply@13:19 Jimmy, you gotta get smore swing in those hips… I know you have it, stop holding back.
Reply3:04
ReplyOkay!
**BAM**
😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyYour screwed Gaetz. Even Donny wants nothing to do with you.
Hahaha😂😂😂😂
ReplyWhere’s your band, dude??
ReplyDJT said loyalty was the most important trait in those around him. But turn it around and…crickets.
ReplyThis clown is gonna talk about the election for the rest of his sorry life.
Replywithout adding bleach it’s not really Trump-cine
ReplyGuillermo was running in that race.
ReplyThis trafficking has to stop. It’s so painful for these young people out there. Ugh.
ReplyLove watching this show👍🏻 ..🤣 pmsl
ReplyTrump: “never met the guy”
Looks like Gaetz needs to draw a play out of the trump playbook and let his lawyers be the fall guy.
Reply“UFOs have skyrocketed.”
ReplyThis guy can’t do a episode without mentioning Trump
ReplyTry swimming. Must be nice to see Guillermo in a swimming racer’s suit… 🤦🏻♂️
ReplyThis sports walking is so funny to watch. This is a sport I can probably do. 😛
ReplyCome on, give that Gaetz guy a break – he made just some minor purchases… 😁😁😁
ReplyLove 💕
ReplySorry Jimmy, the main ingredient of a ‘Trumpcine’ would obviously be bleach.
ReplyX president.not president.
ReplyWATCH Rohd Gilbert on Would I lie to you, talking about badminton
ReplyHe dome
ReplyLove the Mini Van Mom… Lol!!! Give that writer a raise!!!!
ReplyKimmy should seek help for his TDS…. focus on Xiden and Heels in the Air Harris… but he is afraid of losing his constituents….
ReplyMe watching Jimmy’s face during this race…🤣🤣🤣🤣…rewind…🤣🤣🤣🤯💀
ReplyYour no Stephen Colbert jimmy
ReplyAnd Cuomo has assaulted 10+ women and nothing happens.
ReplyMatt Gaetz is not even smart enough to be original. His speech had so many Trump quotes sewn into it he could have put on orange makeup and put a white cat on his head and passed for him
ReplyNot sure I like the “Trump-cine” idea. But, what about this idea: All current and future variants of COVID-19 will be named after the former President? The current big one originally detected in The U.K., will become, “Trump Variant 1.0.” Then, as newer (and more deadly) variants are discovered and published, each will earn the title, “Trump Variant 2.0,” “Trump Variant 2.5,” “Trump Variant 3.0,” etc.
Reply“Sleep walking” – The new sports in Tokyo 2022.
Addison Mitchell “Mitch” McConnell, Jr.
Replyhey gaetz – too nasty for trump is prettty amazing!!! trump is the king of disgusting!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤮🇺🇸
ReplyI been havin nightmares. There horrible.Its 2024 and trumps running wmatt geatz as his running mate and thats how far ive gotten before i wake up screaming!!
ReplyLoL this clown is still talking about Trump, hire some writers and get some actual material. What a joke
ReplyJimmy is so toxic, no one will watch him.
ReplyMore LIARS!!
ReplyThat speed walking video made 2020 worth it. 🤣
Replyhe is the Republican poster boy
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