Martha Stewart Gets Revenge For Her Peacocks

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Published on July 27, 2022

You do not want to cross this woman. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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16 comments

  • Sadie Hawkins 2 years ago

    That’s not a good Martha fake hiney. Go practice

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  • Tucker Bowen 2 years ago

    god, that’s awful <:( i hope she's doing alright

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  • Fuzzypants McGillicutty 2 years ago

    That was awesome! Sad about the peacocks though.

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  • Antonio Johnson 2 years ago

    would’ve been funnier if Wile Cyote’s head was on the pike instead.

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  • lifewuzonceezr 2 years ago

    Aaaaand why didn’t you have a Guard Dog?!!

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  • Matthew Mangum 2 years ago

    Martha will be purchasing several donkeys to rid her of those wily coyotes.

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  • Brian Vail 2 years ago

    She doesn’t stand a chance against Wile E. Coyote, Genius

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  • Jeffrey Leung 2 years ago

    The idea of someone owning animals for _ornamental reasons_ is gross. She didn’t care about them like a puppy. The coyotes might as well have dug up her peonies.

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  • bob dobbs 2 years ago

    “Martha will fuck you up, man!”

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  • KAFR Abu chai 2 years ago

    Awful skit, great premise. It’s almost like they came up with a great idea and let an AI write the rest.

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  • Space Force Commander 2 years ago

    Coyotes eh? Perhaps Martha Stewart should have kept pet Road Runners instead. (Beep beep!)

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  • I-HaZeInGeR-I 2 years ago

    Vlad the Inpaler was a Trend setter

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  • New Message 2 years ago

    Cross an ex con, and you get what you have comin’.

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  • Zenn Exile 2 years ago

    Somebody tell Martha to boil garlic gloves in beef stock and leave them out for the coyotes. They won’t come back looking for food around her place for the rest of their lives once they pass a couple cloves of garlic. They will even teach pups to stay away.

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  • 11cabadger 2 years ago

    I suddenly flashed on the Red Wedding.

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  • Tito Tim Travels 2 years ago

    This is a bit of a miss. Seems cold hearted and not your usual comedy style. You are better than this Stephen (or usually pretend to be). I feel for Martha’s loss.

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