Martha Stewart Gets Revenge For Her Peacocks

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Published on July 27, 2022

You do not want to cross this woman. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • Sadie Hawkins 4 months ago

    That’s not a good Martha fake hiney. Go practice

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  • Sil Dat 4 months ago

    Alles sehr schön. Aber zuerst zusammen die Nummern 10 und 1. Eine warmthh.Online Brünette und eine anderet Blondine. Es wäre unfair, wenn ich 4 wählen würde

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  • Tucker Bowen 4 months ago

    god, that’s awful <:( i hope she's doing alright

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  • Fuzzypants McGillicutty 4 months ago

    That was awesome! Sad about the peacocks though.

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  • Antonio Johnson 4 months ago

    would’ve been funnier if Wile Cyote’s head was on the pike instead.

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  • lifewuzonceezr 4 months ago

    Aaaaand why didn’t you have a Guard Dog?!!

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  • Matthew Mangum 4 months ago

    Martha will be purchasing several donkeys to rid her of those wily coyotes.

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  • Brian Vail 4 months ago

    She doesn’t stand a chance against Wile E. Coyote, Genius

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  • Jeffrey Leung 4 months ago

    The idea of someone owning animals for _ornamental reasons_ is gross. She didn’t care about them like a puppy. The coyotes might as well have dug up her peonies.

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  • bob dobbs 4 months ago

    “Martha will fuck you up, man!”

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  • KAFR Abu chai 4 months ago

    Awful skit, great premise. It’s almost like they came up with a great idea and let an AI write the rest.

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  • Space Force Commander 4 months ago

    Coyotes eh? Perhaps Martha Stewart should have kept pet Road Runners instead. (Beep beep!)

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  • I-HaZeInGeR-I 4 months ago

    Vlad the Inpaler was a Trend setter

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  • New Message 4 months ago

    Cross an ex con, and you get what you have comin’.

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  • Space Force Commander 4 months ago

    I know Martha likes to made it herself, but for everyone else, there’s the Acme Corporation.

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  • Zenn Exile 4 months ago

    Somebody tell Martha to boil garlic gloves in beef stock and leave them out for the coyotes. They won’t come back looking for food around her place for the rest of their lives once they pass a couple cloves of garlic. They will even teach pups to stay away.

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  • 11cabadger 4 months ago

    I suddenly flashed on the Red Wedding.

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  • Tito Tim Travels 4 months ago

    This is a bit of a miss. Seems cold hearted and not your usual comedy style. You are better than this Stephen (or usually pretend to be). I feel for Martha’s loss.

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  • Billyeayes 4 months ago

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  • ElenaDuquette 4 months ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟏𝟓𝟎 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐛 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐀 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐠𝐨 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 $𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟐𝟑 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 is an 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐲 𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤.

    𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞……===))> W­­w­­w­­.W­­o­­r­­k­­S­­i­­t­­e­­2­­4.C­­o­­m

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  • superwork 4 months ago

    𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 $𝟏𝟐,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟏𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭…𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊..🙂
    𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞……===))> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐨.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Alyssa Spencer 4 months ago

    𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟐 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬 $𝟏𝟕𝟑𝟔𝟕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 $𝟏𝟖𝟑𝟔𝟕. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝟐 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬.𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝.𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰.𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊..
    smile 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.smile
    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Melissa 4 months ago

    𝐈𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝟑𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨. 🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:)

    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐳.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Blanche D. Reed 4 months ago

    Stay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home…
    This is how she done it… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝟒.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Sarah Elizabeth 4 months ago

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    That is what I do.. W­w­w.P­r­o­f­i­t­9­7.C­o­m

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  • Melissa Cole 4 months ago

    𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲… 𝐘𝐞𝐬! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐃𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟓𝟑𝟕 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • ElizabethBrown 4 months ago

    I am making $162/hour telecommuting. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $21 thousand a month by working zas on the web, that was truly shocking for me, she prescribed me to attempt it simply ,

    COPY AND OPEN THIS SITE ……>> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Anne 4 months ago

    𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞? 𝐈𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝? 𝐈𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐁𝐢𝐳𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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