The idea of someone owning animals for _ornamental reasons_ is gross. She didn’t care about them like a puppy. The coyotes might as well have dug up her peonies.
Somebody tell Martha to boil garlic gloves in beef stock and leave them out for the coyotes. They won’t come back looking for food around her place for the rest of their lives once they pass a couple cloves of garlic. They will even teach pups to stay away.
This is a bit of a miss. Seems cold hearted and not your usual comedy style. You are better than this Stephen (or usually pretend to be). I feel for Martha’s loss.
That’s not a good Martha fake hiney. Go practice
Replygod, that’s awful <:( i hope she's doing alright
ReplyThat was awesome! Sad about the peacocks though.
Replywould’ve been funnier if Wile Cyote’s head was on the pike instead.
ReplyAaaaand why didn’t you have a Guard Dog?!!
ReplyMartha will be purchasing several donkeys to rid her of those wily coyotes.
ReplyShe doesn’t stand a chance against Wile E. Coyote, Genius
ReplyThe idea of someone owning animals for _ornamental reasons_ is gross. She didn’t care about them like a puppy. The coyotes might as well have dug up her peonies.
Reply“Martha will fuck you up, man!”
ReplyAwful skit, great premise. It’s almost like they came up with a great idea and let an AI write the rest.
ReplyCoyotes eh? Perhaps Martha Stewart should have kept pet Road Runners instead. (Beep beep!)
ReplyVlad the Inpaler was a Trend setter
ReplyCross an ex con, and you get what you have comin’.
ReplySomebody tell Martha to boil garlic gloves in beef stock and leave them out for the coyotes. They won’t come back looking for food around her place for the rest of their lives once they pass a couple cloves of garlic. They will even teach pups to stay away.
ReplyI suddenly flashed on the Red Wedding.
ReplyThis is a bit of a miss. Seems cold hearted and not your usual comedy style. You are better than this Stephen (or usually pretend to be). I feel for Martha’s loss.
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