Bald? Check.
Evil? Check.
Rich AF? Check.
Wastes ill-gotten gains on personal [and potentially evil] projects? Check.
Archenemy to Superman? …Anybody see Clark Kent? We got an important question to ask him…
All this bad news is coming out about Facebook, but nobody I know has stopped using the platform. They’re so addicted to getting their “likes.” If it came out that FB had information about how to molest kids, I think these folks would still stay put. At meetings, Zuckerberg would say “Company before country” so that pretty much sums it up for him.
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Q: What does Jeff Bezos call his rocket?
Replynice use of hanma barbera
ReplyI just have to wonder if this is a really obscure reference to darth dawkins
Replymggyhw
Reply#von.ong
Bald? Check.
ReplyEvil? Check.
Rich AF? Check.
Wastes ill-gotten gains on personal [and potentially evil] projects? Check.
Archenemy to Superman? …Anybody see Clark Kent? We got an important question to ask him…
can’t believe the world actually controlled by evil villains! finally!
ReplyYou could count Zuckerburg as part of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Replytbh Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg are far more evil than the legion of doom.
ReplyIs it really Facebook’s fault if some teenage girls feel bad?
Reply“Solomon Grundy wants pants too!”
Oh! Wrong parody. =P
Replyfacebook is using controlled oppositions to get what they want = controlled speech.
ReplyReally, cutting down forests to send you pastic.
ReplyAnd destroying America’s small businesses..
So, the phallic rocket was a Luthor scheme? Figures…
ReplyI really appreciate your help.
ReplyLex Luthor part is uncanny… lol
ReplyAll this bad news is coming out about Facebook, but nobody I know has stopped using the platform. They’re so addicted to getting their “likes.” If it came out that FB had information about how to molest kids, I think these folks would still stay put. At meetings, Zuckerberg would say “Company before country” so that pretty much sums it up for him.
ReplyI never realized how much Zuck sounds like Kermit trying to ‘sound like a nerd’.
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