All the news and jokes you missed from the week of May 16.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of May 16.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
Cawthorn needs to book into the Priory, medical or religious, either will do as long as they keep him.
ReplyGeorge said the Dubya part out loud. He makes sh*tty paintings of those he sent to their deaths so, all is forgiven.
ReplyThe 13-minute, 42-second 1942 US Department of Agriculture video *Hemp For Victory* is the key to reducing unemployment, reducing poverty, reducing hunger, reducing homelessness, reducing health care costs, reducing crime, reducing police brutality, reducing government spending, reducing political corruption, reducing pollution, replacing fossil fuels, ending deforestation and stopping climate change, all at the same time.
ReplyThere is an official .gov link to the film from the US National Archives. It has been public since 1990.
‘Pro life’ right wing terrorists want to starve babies to death at the borders…
ReplyDid Madison Cawthorn ever got to go to that party he was invited?
ReplyYep, that was the problem with the pizza rat video, the background!
ReplyArby’s…We use our meats!
ReplyNew York subways without the rats would be like Hollywood without the sexual assault charges , it’s part of the charm .
ReplyNice throwback to the Grimace joke. You should do one every show for a while.
ReplyS.o.b! That’s the second odenkirk type of outburst. This one almost hit the mark but the first one threw everyone off. There’s only one “The Bob”
ReplyTo save everyone time and effort. Here are some of the info as DIRT they are going to produce or have already produced to silence me or at the very least intimidate me.:
Hoarder
Poorer
Had an accident driving on a foreign license
Cheated
Sex addict
Messy/dirty
Lazy
Crazy
Ugly
Fat
Did age well
Hygiene issues because they heard me begging my son to bath on their illegal recording devices
Debt
Mean ex
Lie for no reason, because of information they illegally obtained by hacking my email which I told family members what they wanted to hear to keep my son auditioning, which he loves because he misses school and my family is totally against because of same. Or telling my old boss I did well in a test just in case I needed to go back because he said if ever want to the door is open. Didn’t want to burn that bridge
I think my son and I are smarter than we are, yet I caught them in a lie they are torturing me for and they took my son to a secret IQ test because they were impressed by what they heard in my house with their illegal recording devices.
Anti trans
Got fired once (don’t do well with secretarial paperwork positions)
Had family feuds
Addict (on a doctor approved prescription of decades)
Poor dental hygiene because they heard me complain about a tooth ache and there was a time I thought for a minute I had seen a cavity in my son’s mouth. Heard it all on their illegal recording devices
All this info is either totally untrue or an exaggeration to make me not look credible
All this info is based on details obtained illegally through hacking my email or through recording devices in my home and phone without a warrant and or cause.
And all this illegally obtained info is passed onto a thirds party to let me know what they know and make me think they have dirt on me – typical apartheid style intimidating tactics.
They even found every phone I have ever had in Canada and went through every text I have ever sent or received without a warrant and cause, then handed it over to a third party. Usually famous people.
And all that is ok, endorsed or participated in because Trudeau and Gigi were raised privileged, so we can not hold them to the same standards as the rest of us – they need protecting by any means.
Now videos can be easy to get away with by saying she read it wrong, I didn’t mean that all. So I will not waste my time on that part of my case in the justice system. I just wanted to say you and I both know what you really meant, and how and why. I will leave it at that.
I have bigger fish to fry. And my son needs me.
There is probably more I forgot about. If so I will keep updating you.
Not proof read at all obvious reasons.
ReplyI agree with the President. Just recently, I have been getting the feeling that the rebublican party is not being honest with everyone. Also, I suspect that their plans for America are not in the best interests of most Americans.
ReplyI heard a RUMOR that the rebublicans work for the oil companies and the NRA has the rebublicans by the balls.
Me and the President might be on to something.
2:21 They’re upset you made them look at Grimace. I’m upset too, don’t do that
ReplySeth realises how bad Biden is. Its been like a year.
ReplyPlease dont let Trump get back in
One of the Biggest Problems when explaining US Elections to (eg) the British is this…
Reply– ” He’s Voted out: why’s he still in Power??? ”
In the UK if you’re Voted Out you’re OUT THE NEXT DAY, even as PRIME MINISTER.
Urinating in the drinks machines? You should see the stuff that goes on in a UK McDonalds.
Reply*Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you’ll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.*
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