Lunch With Stephen (1 of 5)

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Published on July 20, 2015

Instead of eating lunch at your desk alone, eat lunch at your desk alone with Stephen.

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97 comments

  • Sean Ferris 5 years ago

    What did I just watch?

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  • guy2008rules 5 years ago

    The space between Stewart’s last show and Colbert’s first show will be LONG
    AND DEPRESSING.

    Reply
  • bballercheetahfan3 5 years ago

    Stephen…… Hurry up and endorse Bernie Sanders!!

    Reply
  • TheDrCN 5 years ago

    Yes, I’m going to eat my chips. If you wanted chips, you should have
    brought chips. Don’t be that guy, Cole. (That’s what his close friends,
    like me, call him. Short for Colbert).

    Reply
  • Vellrick 5 years ago

    Damn it, now I want ribs.

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  • Dataiconroy 5 years ago

    Stephen fills my life with happiness, making me whole. 

    Reply
  • AwesomeJesto 5 years ago

    FAKE! The clock says it’s 4:35PM. I feel cheated Stephen. How could you do
    me dirty like this Stephen?

    Reply
  • fenix0seraph 5 years ago

    What’s with that Galactus hat?
    Also Stephen Colbert is my new waifu.

    Reply
  • Chris Robinson 5 years ago

    Thin Mints are my favorite. Anyway, my pregnant wife hasn’t slept with me
    for 2 months. How was your weekend?

    Reply
  • chasenallimcam 5 years ago

    Sponsored by Little Caeser’s! Little Caeser’s: It’s better than nothing!
    Also Brought to you by Cholula! Cholula: What meal wouldn’t be improved by
    Heartburn?

    Reply
  • Alex Kennedy 5 years ago

    Stephen Colbert just confirmed to be the voice of Galactus in the next
    Fantastic Four film.

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  • Kate 5 years ago

    I’m so glad I got to have lunch with Stephen today..I had Chili in case you
    were wondering.

    Reply
  • Becky R 5 years ago

    I wish I could have lunch with him in real life!

    Reply
  • Agoonga 5 years ago

    With the little bit of gray hair on the sides of his head, Colbert would be
    an awesome Mr. Fanstastic

    Reply
  • stiimuli 5 years ago

    A bed and breakfast where no one can leave?
    Are ya gonna call it Hotel California?

    HAH!

    Yes I’m old.

    Reply
  • mddupont 5 years ago

    He needs to be less schtick and more authentic. He reminds me too much of
    Will Ferrell and not enough Jon Stewart. The entertaining will get lost in
    his show if I don’t know who he is. IMO. 

    Reply
  • Chris H 5 years ago

    I’ve lost count to how many times I’ve jerked off to this.

    Reply
  • cantstopmistadomino 5 years ago

    I just saying Stephen Colbert and it Galactus have never been seen in the
    same place together. 

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  • Everything There Is 5 years ago

    Lunch!

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  • Emilio Luera 5 years ago

    Sorry Stephen I did sedate the Toucan, but my measurements were off that
    day. I left you the money I owed in the subway. I’m glad to see you finally
    found it. P.S if you ever want to get back into the bird smuggling business
    don’t be a stranger.
    -Emilio the Bird Supplier

    Reply
  • AwesomeBill FromDawsomeville 5 years ago

    His nonchalant whiff of the marker at 2:04 LOL

    Reply
  • hi 5 years ago

    i love you

    Reply
  • Derp Derpington 5 years ago

    God dammit Colbert! You’re inside my head!

    Reply
  • Popular Technology.net 5 years ago

    This liberal douchebag has never been funny.

    Reply
  • Harrison Whitmarsh 5 years ago

    720p? 1080p or more damnit!

    Reply
  • Buzz Werd 5 years ago

    That was kind of needy and just a bit creepy in places. Ya scarin me
    Stephen!

    Reply
  • Cameron Fernandez 5 years ago

    excellent lunch jajajaja

    everyone.. stay tuned for my channel!

    Reply
  • Sara Fakult 5 years ago

    Could you PLEASE tell CBS and Dish to work out their relationship problems
    before your show airs… I’ve been deprived of Stephen Colbert for far too
    long! Also, I’m missing Jeopardy. 

    Reply
  • Adam Zeptos 5 years ago

    STEPHEN COLBERT ACTING LIKE A YOUTUBER? YASSSSSS

    Reply
  • naughts'an Kcrosses 5 years ago

    yeah, hey Stiffanny, I’m guessing “LB’s” doesn’t stand for labia, yeah, and
    have you ever had chinese for lunch, mmmm, cause they eat cat,,,,,and, you
    look more like the type of guy that enjoys chewing on a big side of
    spatchcock………

    Reply
  • HESHAM SH 5 years ago

    creep

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  • PopeLando 5 years ago

    Sorry to rain on Stephen’s parade, but I just didn’t think this was any
    good. Condescend to your guests, Stephen, not your audience. If I *had* a
    job, I’d be that guy with dreams of a B&B. Now I feel like a shitty loser.

    Reply
  • drivic 5 years ago

    is it just me or is the audio slightly out of sync?

    Reply
  • judizzx 5 years ago

    That animal you’re eating was stolen from her mom and murdered when she was
    a baby.

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  • Spencer Recor 5 years ago

    He’s not even funny…

    Reply
  • Jason Allen 5 years ago

    You had me at your Galactus hat, Colbert.

    Reply
  • Jager Mitchell 5 years ago

    Come on man, I just need to know how you’re going to pronounce your name on
    the new show! In these videos you’ve used both

    Reply
  • Jack Grattan 5 years ago

    A bed & breakfast where you can never leave? That could describe two OUTER
    LIMITS episodes, the basic concept of THE PRISONER, or a really shitty and
    overrated song by the Eagles.

    Reply
  • Jason Jo 5 years ago

    Colbert’s rocking a new Rolex

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  • Ifeelsodagoot 5 years ago

    It its so awkward how he just comes. Hilarious. 

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  • yojimboe 5 years ago

    Stephen Colbert eats blood.

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  • Lisa Rose 5 years ago

    He sniffed the marker omg 

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  • AmazinBasketballStar 5 years ago

    Anybody notice. He sniffed the pen at 2:03

    Reply
  • communistjesus 5 years ago

    +The Late Show with Stephen Colbert <<< Hey Eseban Colberto check you and your big bottle of hot sauce on top of your desk .. XO) I hope that Esteban Colberto got his passport in order so that he will be accompanying you on your new LATE SHOW..

    Reply
  • Rami Mikati 5 years ago

    Watching this at night

    Reply
  • TheMortybob 5 years ago

    CHolula is the bomb yo!…wait- that might scare people. its very good
    on Eggs and…other…items

    Reply
  • dutchsinse 5 years ago

    In his first appearance in The Fantastic Four, Galactus was depicted as a
    god-like figure who feeds by draining living planets of their energy. After
    debuting in the Silver Age of Comic Books, Galactus has played a role in
    over four decades of Marvel continuity.

    Alter ego Galan Place of origin Galan: Taa
    Galactus: Cosmic Egg Team affiliations Heralds of Galactus
    God Squad Notable aliases Ashta,[1] Devourer of Worlds, The Monster of all
    Worlds, The hunger that does not cease, God of Oblivion[2] Abilities
    Reality alteration
    Energy, matter and life-force manipulation
    Cosmic awareness
    Telepathy
    Telekinesis

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  • Kevin Piastra: Comedian 5 years ago

    Jim Gaffigan did the same thing years ago on a DVD

    Reply
  • RCBeker2 5 years ago

    how is this guy funny ?

    Reply
  • mohamed mounes 5 years ago

    I don’t know if he is funy or not maybe some times but I do know that he is
    extremely cute :)

    Reply
  • Chris B (cbventure) 5 years ago

    Loved the Galactic hat

    Reply
  • True Story ? 5 years ago

    Colbert u iz amwaizin cwal mei

    Reply
  • Josh Wood 5 years ago

    Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Hour has got nothing on this

    Reply
  • Britton Thompson 5 years ago

    He is to plain cbs will give him the boot in about a year

    Reply
  • tritanproductions 5 years ago

    Am I the only one to love little caesers?!

    Reply
  • Sack Mustache 5 years ago

    How does he still have thin mints? Bought ’em off ebay or something?

    Reply
  • Paul Johnson 5 years ago

    Cholula is the best hot sauce. Great on tortilla chips by itself.

    Reply
  • Nikola Bijeliti 5 years ago

    AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYONE!
    Anti-racists tell us there’s a race problem in ALL White countries that can
    only be solved by bringing in masses of non-Whites.
    They have no problem with all-Black countries or all-Asian countries.
    Only White people must become minorities in their own lands.
    Under international law, that is genocide, but anti-racists call it
    “diversity.”
    Diversity means chasing down the last White person.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

    Reply
  • Lew Patton 5 years ago

    This isn’t funny at all……..

    Reply
  • Joseph Ratzinger 5 years ago

    I hope you still have a few more writers to hire before the show starts.
    These web videos are seriously lacking that Colbert magic that we’ve come
    to love.

    Reply
  • LoudFlikz 5 years ago

    Could you watch our comedy sketches ? 

    Reply
  • FilimboUK 5 years ago

    He deserves that shit on the floor money.

    Reply
  • Sorif Sk 5 years ago

    sorif vs
    Tanjila

    Reply
  • K.Mo Productions 5 years ago

    Can we make this an app please? I would pay for an app where I could have
    Stephen Colbert look deep into my eyes and talk about nonsense all day.

    Reply
  • Frank Miller 5 years ago

    He’s still playing the character in a beautiful way! It’s straight out of
    the old show

    Reply
  • Dave Houser 5 years ago

    The audio is not not synced properly :(

    Reply
  • Arsi Jam 5 years ago

    =)))))))

    Reply
  • mrzoperxplex 5 years ago

    I hope he does not launch a version of the “Ambiguously Gay Duo” sketch
    with Jimmy Fallon because Fallon is a piece of shit.

    Reply
  • carschmn 5 years ago

    Geez I hope you would rate more than a cubicle at your new gig. Also wow I
    missed you. 

    Reply
  • simon amorim 5 years ago

    What’s with the chulula

    Reply
  • sambking 5 years ago

    not funny

    Reply
  • skaf008 5 years ago

    2:04 hahahha

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  • Zombigotron 5 years ago

    0:28 Well played, Colbert, well played… ;D

    Reply
  • eddie bear 5 years ago

    EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • SHIELD DRAWS 5 years ago

    Stephan Colbert is such a Vanilla Guy…

    Reply
  • Chewbacca 5 years ago

    I want a galactus hat

    Reply
  • A.T. Schlesinger 5 years ago

    I like Stephen Colbert a lot, but I seriously want those 2:53 seconds of my
    life back.

    Reply
  • Al Iasb Waled 5 years ago

    Rip harmonica lou

    Reply
  • KiddingProductions 5 years ago

    small sounding foods lmao

    Reply
  • A.S A.S 5 years ago

    Im eating lunch, alone, on my desk…

    Reply
  • OhMyGlob SoCliche189 5 years ago

    “I feel like I can trust you,” Anyone else thought of puddingtown from
    bravest warriors S2?

    Reply
  • Eduardo Galindo 5 years ago

    Prepare yourself for a wild week. Stephen C. You still can’t have my chips
    

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  • No Newfriends 5 years ago

    I eat all my meals in front of my monitor.

    Reply
  • Viscount Rap 5 years ago

    Cholula, yes please.

    Reply
  • markdotinc 5 years ago

    He doesn’t eat anything, and its killing me

    Reply
  • Junk Mail 5 years ago

    skip to the last episode and you’ll be asking yourself WHAT JUST HAPPENED

    if you don’t believe me look at my comment on the last episode

    Reply
  • Mountain Storm 5 years ago

    Cholula!

    Reply
  • Riza hariati 4 years ago

    I actually eat my lunch watching this.

    Reply
  • Grant Jacoby 4 years ago

    Stephen please stop. You need to be yourself. You’re such a funny dude on
    your own. I’m trying so hard to enjoy this but it’s pretty awkward. I think
    you might want to try some different personas or characterization of your
    comedic style. I want Stephen Colbert not Stephen Colbert. I hope
    everything works out though Stephen. I’ll be watching! Good luck!

    Reply
  • Shay Mary (Loky) 4 years ago

    *SMH* m.____.m

    Reply
  • Chris Vellner 4 years ago

    2:04 keep huffing that marker!

    Reply
  • Josh Fanny 4 years ago

    welcome to the Stephen Colbert Mukbang

    Reply
  • Game Freaks 365 4 years ago

    I’ll take your bag of money, Stephen!

    Reply
  • Richard Lane 4 years ago

    is it just me or does his desk seem like a serious downgrade

    Reply
  • deranged 4 years ago

    Just take a bite from that rib already…

    Reply
  • Omkar Gaitonde 4 years ago

    is it me or is the actual stephen colbert’s comedy very similar to his fake
    character?

    Reply
  • r4hul101 4 years ago

    Colbert is my spirit animal

    Reply

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