Lunatics Think The Vaccine Has Them Magnetized, de Blasio Gets Roasted & Amazon’s Buying Everything

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Published on May 18, 2021

The state of California is not planning to lift the mask mandate until June 15th, people have forgotten how to drive during the pandemic, a new vaccination pop up site is opening this week in Las Vegas, a new line of lunacy from the anti-vax nation called “the magnet challenge” is making waves on social media with claims that people got vaccinated and their arm now has magnetic properties, Andrew Giuliani (son of Rudy Giuliani) is running for Governor of New York, Mayor Bill de Blasio showed up for a press conference dressed in Brooklyn Nets apparel, Twitter is exploring the possibility of offering a subscription service, Amazon is reportedly in talks to buy MGM, one of our writers shows off some strange items he bought to make sure they’re tax deductible, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd for a round of “On the Money!”

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108 comments

  • James Turner 2 years ago

    SoCal DESTROYED California’s Covid numbers. I’m up here in SF, I see all that nonsense down there!

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  • Frank Ferraro 2 years ago

    Laugh it up jimmy. You will take the mark of the beast whenever it comes out and you will worship the antichrist who is soon to be revealed. If anyone is reading this comment, all I can say is repent and turn to Jesus now whilst he still may be found. Time is short

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  • Dee'sNutz 2 years ago

    HAHAHAHA Giuliani’s kid is going to fail wonderfully. Should be entertaining.

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  • Deus-Stein 2 years ago

    That fella with the stud finder used the magnets on his left arm then used the stud finder on his right arm…

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  • John Wright 2 years ago

    *5:17** Andy Giuliani straight up looks like Butthead… I mean…, look at that mouth… It’s the same damn thing!*

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  • Amancalled Adam 2 years ago

    I’m in New Zealand and it’s still very hard to wrap my head around the experience of people in places like the US. Life has not been exactly normal but almost so!

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  • catastropheoverclock 2 years ago

    The dime was chosen to honor Roosevelt partly due to his efforts in the founding of the National Foundation for Infantile Paralysis (later renamed the March of Dimes), which originally raised money for polio research and to aid victims of the disease and their families.

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  • Peng Win 2 years ago

    i honestly think Robert is fuckin around.

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  • berngirl 56 2 years ago

    We had 4 inches of snow where I live. Nothing sunny about it. 🙂

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  • specialpatrolgroup92 2 years ago

    3:52 is there a stud here? Other than ME?

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  • Vain3D 2 years ago

    The damage control with this one…

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  • GumboClubShow 2 years ago

    k but if they were really anti-vax, they wouldn’t get the vaccine. this bit makes no sense

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  • calspartan 2 years ago

    Ahh yes wear a mask for a disease with a 99.7 percent recovery rate. Makes sense

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  • PJAvenger 2 years ago

    I’m Canadian. I knew who was all on the US coins. Dear America: please wake up

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  • Deus-Stein 2 years ago

    I’m surprised these anti-vaxxers were able to master double sided tape.

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  • sanjay sd 2 years ago

    Idiots are all there

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  • NiNi J 2 years ago

    Do these people understand that most microchips are plastic? Are they so far behind and times that they don’t even understand the concept of a chip? We have more metals in our bodies naturally, then any microchip could possibly have.

    I got educated on our electrical systems when my resting heart rate of 220 BPM, sent me to the emergency room. Pretty much, whatever you find in the earth, you will find in our bodies.

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  • Green Mamba Games 2 years ago

    There are obviously far too many people smoking meth in this country.

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  • olly foister 2 years ago

    The thing I will miss most after the pandemic is the staff audience

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  • Gerrie 2 years ago

    11:32 l don’t know why l risked it, l should have taken the penny, HAHAHAHAHA funniest line in the whole clip hahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • Thomas 2 years ago

    More likely the metal plate in his head has leeched into his blood stream, destroying his brain and traveling to his video taping arm.

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  • joe47771 2 years ago

    ANDREW! SICK AND TIRED

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  • deboozombie23 2 years ago

    2:50 Probably recorded with a phone …

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  • Brian Wilson 2 years ago

    Gary’s weird stuff needs to be a routine segment

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  • joe47771 2 years ago

    those albums are epic

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  • Secanes02 2 years ago

    The black guy is crazy. His first video is on his left arm and the others are on the right. I guess he forgot which arm he got his shot in

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  • joe47771 2 years ago

    you need to ask people until you find one that knows all the answers

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  • Littlepup93 2 years ago

    You think they roll story dice to come up with new conspiracy theories?

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  • Garden of Eden 2 years ago

    Jimmy why not wear your fav mason apron for us?

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  • Paul Christopher Little 2 years ago

    4:40 anybody else get the chills at this part?

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  • D Lüdemann 2 years ago

    Guy with the vinyl still don’t know how to wear a mask proper with glasses on.. Respect. ;-*

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  • Slim Kim 2 years ago

    Stupidity at it’s finest!!

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  • Matt R 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, we have crazy people here too. Mostly because it became socially acceptable to come out as completely insane after Donnie Dollhands took office

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  • Lemini VFX 2 years ago

    If the battery doesn’t come out, it’s always on even if the device tells you its dead. Remember that folks.

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  • J.C. Young 2 years ago

    Hey, there’s a dude (Keith) wearing a hometown FC Cincinnati shirt. Coolio.

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  • Gwendolyn Foote 2 years ago

    So funny when Andrew Guiliani said he has politician in his DNA. Is it that strong because his dad married his own cousin?

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  • You tube Love 2 years ago

    How many people put a magnet on their shoulders soon as they watch this?

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  • Janet Pingrey 2 years ago

    well, duh….move a compass around….yes, it moves with each new location…..

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  • M H 2 years ago

    “Shellacula!!!”.. yes!

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  • Falsenarrative Cults 2 years ago

    These people didn’t get no vaccine. Fake anti-vaxxers!

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  • Travel Girl 2 years ago

    When the woman pulled off the magnet i could hear like tape stick sound.

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  • Soup Slop 2 years ago

    Guy with the stud finder needs to check the rest of his body it’ll beep every time he’s at a bone…duh!!!

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  • Susan Allen 2 years ago

    I had the shots over 2 months and nothing! Something must be wrong.

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  • tj booth 2 years ago

    What makes her think that she is so interesting? I guess you totally missed the Snowden leaks. And the controversy about telecom companies selling your info to law enforcement, marketers and private citizens. The chip thing is extreme but there are a lot of folks interested in all of us.

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  • L W 2 years ago

    Andrew Giuliani definitely looks like the offspring of two cousins.

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  • Angie Recovering_Clutterer 2 years ago

    Ronky movies?

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  • verne macdonald 2 years ago

    I JUST TRIED THE MAGNET CHALLENG AND NOTHING HAPPENED!! WHERE’S MY BLOODY CHIP? I’VE BEEN SHORT CHANGED!! THE ALIENS ARE COMING, AND I NEED MY CHIP!!

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  • Thomas Shaw 2 years ago

    The money game would be a lot easier here in Canada! Who’s on the penny? Don’t have them. Who’s on the nickel, dime, quarter, Loonie ($1 coin), twoonie ($2 coin), $5 bill, $10 bill, etc. The Queen! Correct!

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  • KC Dook 2 years ago

    Oh my…. wow. People are completely tardated.

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  • Kathy Mickelson 2 years ago

    Do they Stick to their fridge The magneatos?

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  • Niftu Cal: Biotic God 2 years ago

    Huh, well my arm is not magnetic. Must have forgotten to put the chip in me. Rookie mistake.

    But seriously, these people don’t just carry around their phones which already track their locations, but many also “check-in” to 1/2 of the places they go, and share that onto multiple social platforms that they don’t even make private thus making all of that “sensitive info” their so concerned about public, then continue to post pictures to social media while they’re there, describing in great detail every action they take and yet they’re worried the vaccine is going to spy on them….Yeah, I don’t think our species is going to make it lol.

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  • Steven Stolle 2 years ago

    Did anybody else also notice that Robert had the magnet stuck to his left arm in the store but was testing for it with a stud finder and compass in his right arm?

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  • Bilal Al-Dabagh 2 years ago

    I do not know what is funny about that?

    A simple trusted his government and took a vaccine, when he returned back he found out he got a magnet ( maybe a chip) without telling him. Do you think it is funny? If yes these people laughing deserve to be slaved.

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  • Doug Wilk 2 years ago

    Did anyone notice the gentleman saying that he had something in his arm doing the magnet first showed it in his right arm and then it was in his left arm!!!

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  • Christine Reuter 2 years ago

    Also, the magnet guy shows different arms in the two clips

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  • UnMe 2 years ago

    Anyone else try this and the magnetic didn’t stick? Hmmm. Guess my vaccine isn’t working!

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  • McWin Productions 2 years ago

    Is that your tie poking out from under your jacket? You have a Trump tie?

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  • Belly of the Sarlacc 2 years ago

    I must have gotten the wrong shot… I cannot hang magnets anywhere on my body! I want my money back!!!

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  • Supernova 2 years ago

    It’s not bad to have a chip that can track you, now the ladies will now the exact location of their boyfriends/ husbands.
    Frieking Bill Gate has mess it up for us.

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  • Michael G 2 years ago

    That woman is full of it. Slow down the video to 2.5 speed and you’ll see that there’s no magnet pressed up against her right arm. She drops it to the floor with her right hand off screen.

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  • James Boyle 2 years ago

    Almost as ridiculous as the fully vaccinated double maskers who despite being fully vaccinated are desperately afraid of those who’ve chosen to not get the vaccine, like this anti-science, anti-TRUMP, liberal moron Jimmy Kimmel. It’s funny how for a bunch of liberals who demand we “follow the science” (except when it comes to biological medical science which indicates gender), they sure seem to be very untrusting of the vaccine that they don’t believe will protect them unless everyone around them are also vaccinated. I’m pretty sure liberals don’t exactly understand how vaccines work. If YOU get the vaccine then YOU’RE protected and safe. Forcing others to get the vaccine does not make your vaccine more effective. I know this is a hard concept to understand but we’re not exactly dealing with intelligent Americans. Notice the people actually laughing at what is supposed to be a comedy show.

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  • Nick Wallette 2 years ago

    Stud-finders don’t even use magnetic sensing. To find WOODEN studs? For that matter, how much iron do you think is in a microchip small enough to squeeze through an injection needle? Or even a regular old microchip, with its silicon substrate and gold bonding wires?

    C’mon, if you’re going to make up this BS, think through the physics first so at least it sounds plausible. Sheesh.

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  • chrisjacksonuk 2 years ago

    omg “Orgy Porgy Swingers Party” is real lmfao

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  • Gregory Eatroff 2 years ago

    I wonder how many normal people they have to go through before they find people this bad at these games.

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  • DancingCloud Lew 2 years ago

    Rediculous!

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  • Leonna Mayes 2 years ago

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  • tclancy13 2 years ago

    Does anyone want to tell these idiots that processors are not magnetic. They are made of silicon which is not magnetic, and various amounts of arsenic, phosphorus, boron, gallium, copper, and gold which are all actually diamagnetic. Meaning they would generate an opposite field to a magnet – repelling it away.

    In fact the only magnetic materials are iron, cobalt, and nickel, as well as some rare earth elements – and only when alloyed at correct amounts. None of these are used in microchip manufacturing because magnetic fields aren’t good for electronics.

    Not too mention the chips would have to be soooo tiny that they couldn’t generate a force strong enough to hold anything…

    The fact that I had to spend any amount of time explaining this to anyone has made me very sad.

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  • HBR HBR 2 years ago

    2:18 – stupid… i believe that is the word you were looking for. (well and crayz 🙂 )

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  • List Of 10 2 years ago

    “Just wear a fu*king mask.” -Guillermo. Beautiful.

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  • Patricia Garcia 2 years ago

    Magnetic personalities!

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  • Kaiser Wilhelm 2 years ago

    How do people not know who’s who on money?

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  • RATES AND ROYALTY 2 years ago

    Thank you Jimmy, prior to this post I thought the song ‘Eric B Is President’ was saying “I never let the mic ‘magmatize’ me no more. And on some next level stuff I thought that meant he never let the mic burn him up. Magnetize is what he said and meant. Thanks for the clarification. lol

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  • Trunks 2 years ago

    Who would have thought,,,the internet,,,the ultimate source of knowledge right at our fingertips would make people so GOD DAMN STUPID

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  • Old School 2 years ago

    I love how Jimmy frequently exposes how ignorant Americans, because it motivates us to learn. Right?

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  • trick 86 2 years ago

    When they crank up that 5g heads will be exploding lol

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  • Brendan Montague 2 years ago

    “Oh look at that it’s a weed bus going by” Jimmy is always high in the show now

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  • Kay Gee 2 years ago

    The writers did a great job that day.

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  • mark wred 2 years ago

    Who do you trust the magnet or your government

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  • Short Fuse 2 years ago

    i mean…EVEN IF there were a subcutaneous microchip implanted in them…how can they POSSIBLY think it would be big enough to both pass through the gauge of a syringe and generate enough magnetic force to hold up a magnet…ehh, stupid me…why am i using common sense here? these are people who believe the earth is flat and voted for trump…of course theyre morons…its funny tho how its always the stupidest, most brain dead people who think are ahead of the pack…

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  • dreamervanroom 2 years ago

    My mask protects you. Your mask protects me.

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  • master gaming 2 years ago

    Jimmy Still ignoring the people of Palestine died every second

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  • Tonylama Gilbert 2 years ago

    It’s all fun and games till. Revelation 16:2 KJV. EVERY ONE BREAKS OUT IN SORE AND BOILS.

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  • pablo321123 2 years ago

    Why is it that the easiest way to dismiss a phenomena is to say ‘conspiracy theory’! Yes, the EXPLANATIONS the conpironuts come up with are ludicrous. But they’re explanations for stuff that people are actually EXPERIENCING! It’s sad when scientists and ‘experts’ declare something is not happening because of their BELIEFS instead of just testing the phenomena. I think there’s a rational scientific explanation for this effect in some people. And it has to do with how iron in the body reacts to the spike proteing(which is what the vaccine is supposed to be generating). Look it up yourselves, just google ‘covid iron’ and you will get several articles from reputable journals (nature included) that are examing the role of iron deregulation due to covid and ferroptosis being a theorized mechanism for multiple organ impact due to covid. Individuals differ in the amount of free iron they have which correlates to some extent with blood type. It’s an interesting avenue for a testable hypothesis.

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  • taxachusetts blws 2 years ago

    Thats almost as pathetic as a ignorant comedian acting like a healthcare expert.

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  • The Macabre Cerberus Son of the Horrific Anselmus 2 years ago

    Fun fact: I don’t need a phone ON YOU to track you in Real-Time. Heck, I can even create a 3D blueprint map of your flipping house by the radio frequency of your neighbor’s Wifi or 1,2,3,4, or 5g devices including any GPS device from a smartwatch to your car’s navigation. Once you are triangulated you’re done for.

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  • DaddyAl37 2 years ago

    Frankenstein is born again.

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  • Turd Ferguson 2 years ago

    left arm at the store & right arm at home i am surprised no one caught that

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  • Ron Martin 2 years ago

    Half of the people I talk to (friends and family) believe “all” of this QAnon b.s. I don’t make fun of them because I care about them and I am concerned that they will eventually get sick and possibly die or have long-lasting effects from the virus.

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  • Rich Kougasian 2 years ago

    I’ve said it many times before a nation of morons

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  • linda l 2 years ago

    I find it hard to believe that people actually stayed home and not go anywhere all this time. Anytime I was out stores were packed and business as usual. Planes were filling the skies everyday .

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  • Vincent 2 years ago

    On the money is so trash

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  • Jevon Dismuke 2 years ago

    You’re more of a lunatic getting an experimental gene therapy to get back to some weird normal life…bunch of losers.

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  • Derpy Gerald 2 years ago

    I also helped place magnets in Roberts arm.

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  • It's All Lies 2 years ago

    Don’t forget about Hannity’s message to you. Be a man and address it with him. If you don’t well that confirms what you are.

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  • Will Ingram 2 years ago

    I think that was an a****** thing to do! The least you could do is throw these people some goddamn Money!
    We are at the end hopefully… of a pandemic. & you just mentioned how people aren’t getting their tax refunds quickly this year. The right thing to do would be to let them know the answer if they got it wrong to the question. Then give them a hundred bucks for playing! Nothing funny about being a cheapskate.
    Get your poop in a group Jimmy

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  • Shawn Magill 2 years ago

    Didnt watch, but just reminding you there are people out there that think they are the opposite sex.

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  • Kevin Hartzog 2 years ago

    March of dimes

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  • Tessa Ziegler 2 years ago

    That doll is absolutely terrifying. And that sweater makes it so much worse.
    In conclusion: Gary frightens me.

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  • Aleni Tabs 2 years ago

    Wow, that poor guy must have got 2 chips – one in each arm……

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  • imetr8r 2 years ago

    I tested a super magnet on my covid shot site and got no reaction. Perhaps these people have metal in their arms… or in their heads!

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  • Sharon Kellner 2 years ago

    And the idiot Republican supporters will take this as gospel and repeat it.

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  • Me name here 2 years ago

    Yes Jimmy, magnetized nano is entirely fiction. That’s right, tell them it’s a conspiracy and lull everyone into a nice dirt nap.

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  • linda l 2 years ago

    How can anyone actually fall for the BS of microchips so small they can flow through a needle being injected into people’s arms? For starters something so small would not hold up a magnet plus Microchips are made of silica sand and not metal. Also how would it be possible to pick up one chip to inject each person when various injections are taken Fromm each bottle? How would they know who received what chip? Pet chips are each registered and aren’t invisible. The chip number and pet owner are registered in a data base. They don’t just put any chip in any pet. It is truly scary to think that there are actually people who are falling for that microchip BS.

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  • Disciple 2 years ago

    You’re all laughing and not a single bit concerned that magnets do indeed work. Your people are friggin sheep

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  • Tarren634 2 years ago

    Why doesn’t my chip work!? Damn magnet won’t stick 🙁

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  • Odane Allen 2 years ago

    People wise up dont take this VACCINE its from the pit of hell its has magnetic in it for real

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  • Odane Allen 2 years ago

    He’s trying to trick you don’t take this VACCINE its serious

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