I had to pause at the pre-merge Maggie Gyllenhaal for several moments. OK, quite a few moments. The computer seems to be stuck on it.
I guess I need a secretary.
I have had unbelievably realistic dreams about Colin Firth in his plaid slacks and blue velvet smoking jacket. Just thinking about it, makes me drool without regard for my Boyfriend’s feelings.
for me it’s very interesting to see that in order to have the graphics ready in time they have to work on them at the same time they’re writing the episode and therefore end up wasting some of them. it gives an idea of how the production process works
They clearly lead with the best. I want the Grimace one as a t-shirt and my computer desktop. The slightly out of focus woman in the background just sells it.
So Ambassador Tube Man replaced Ambassador Grimace after the “incident”? I’m assuming Grimace was the original purple ambassador; he was in a commercial once with the former President of the United States and most certainly did not use Diet Coke as a negotiating tool.
S R B
…dose it …?come back?/ / Its a really kissable bottom lip / / I did ,…/ A lot of things people do draw a response/ most times / you should not fed into their assholity / by giving them.yhat response
John please do a segment on America’s addiction to caffeine. I truly believe if you ingest 7 shots of espresso on a daily basis, you shouldn’t be allowed in the youtube comment section. Switch to decaf, and let the healing begin.
No idea why the graphics department felt the need to make that picture of a woman staring lovely at a photo of Colin Firth when they can just catch me literally any time of the day staring lovingly at a photo of Colin Firth
I know this might not be Interessting for your American Viewers but in Fall we have a big Election in Germany that might be Important for the EU and also the Eu/American Friendship also for the first time in German History the Green Party do have a real Chance to become the Majority Vote . Would love to see your take on this if you could take the time. Grettings from Europe with love 🙂
As much as i like John oliver hes wrong about the 13 yo kid, you could argue if he shouldve been shot fatally but he did have a gun only when the police caught up with him and told him to raise his hands he threw the gun. YOu have to be honest and this is rly not honest.
These are my favorite. I am a graphic design student. Are there any internships or job openings? I would love to get in contact with someone to find out.
No show, okay. How about a short update about Modi since India is overwhelmed with Covid-19. It’s been just over a year since the moron from maralago visited to praise modi.
The tube man ambassador is pretty apt for the position for the Trump-era’s foreign policy.
1: It’s cheap.
2: It’s often seen used by car salesman, which would mean it has no business in foreign policy and thus making it a perfect for the job.
3: It’s whole role is to obnoxiously wave around attracting everyone’s attention like the rest of the world has nothing else to think about, like it’s representative is the center of the friggin’ universe.
Just a reminder that this show is for slightly dumb people, although it is entertaining and has some quality info. John oliver leaves out story changing details some times and outright lies to the dummy audience. He is a smart person and doesnt buy everything he says. He has an agenda and a wish to pander to his audiences biases.
Sir all appologize but I’ve discovered that you are full of shit more than you supply us with valid honest information all the worst to you and it appears you have greater problems than being straight with the public. Honesty isn’t for everyone
big pharma is full of it… they could save a lot of money by not always changing my medicine and not overdosing psychiatric patients which they do and it causes more problems by keeping them in the hospital so they get more business. this happens everywhere. I know as an army brat whose been in the psychiatric loophole of being overdosed given medicine I don’t need and not the right medicine. they push doctors to give you the maximum dosage when 75% of the patients don’t need that. Just because a medicine cant physically harm you, doesn’t mean take as much as you can to treat something you should only 10 mg for
I agree with the folks saying they are oddly sad during John’s breaks. I just can’t make myself hot for Collin Firth again on my own. I do, so ever, need some help.
There is no god but Allah. Holy Quran has been revealed through angel jibreel to prophet Muhammed (PBUH) 1400 years ago as a guidence to all mankind. All the words of the holy Quran are from the Creator.I request everyone to buy the holy Quran with translation and read the entire holy Quran with patience to know about creator and to know why he created us.Pls watch video “The meaning of life muslim spoken word”.Also watch doctor Zakir Naik lecture Quran and modern science compatible or incompatible. Listen to the true story of Yusuf Estes,Why and how he became a Muslim from christian.Request to all muslims and non-muslims wake up before its too late.May Allah guide all of you on right path.Ameen
@lastweektonight it would be awesome if we could do a retrospective on all of these editions, and gamble on where they actually belonged. In the spirit of Jelle Marble Runs/ gambling on nonsense.
John, can you please consider a piece about disability benefits? I was listening to the unemployment segment and how they essentially make it so hard that people give up from the hassle and that’s exactly what applying for disability is like. If you have nobody to take care of you financially for the 4 to 15 years it’ll take to get approved, you’ll be homeless (like I have, thrice) or dead before recieving any help.
Please I am from India……. Do episode on India and mismanagement of Modi government. Causing thousands of deaths here. And hiding data on daily deaths. Pls pls pls it will surely bring international pressure on government. Pls
Gee, I hope John is getting some rest and self care after such a grueling schedule. He did at least 5 shows before he had to decompress.
You ok, buddy? No one can maintain this schedule. Not even a footballer or a handbanger…
2:00 He’s also not coming at you with the unsettling smugness of the “Dreamworks face” (which is especially unsettling when you see the greatest [underwear] stain on Sir Patrick Stewart OBE’s career, the poop emoji doing it)
Great context.everyone needs more than there salary to be financially stable.the best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly.because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.i started investing in Bitcoin mid November 2020 with the help of a well-known- professional Mr Gregory manure and the profit entirely funded my receipt duplex.
Great context.everyone needs more than there salary to be financially stable.the best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly.because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.i started investing in Bitcoin mid November 2020 with the help of a well-known- professional Mr Gregory manure and the profit entirely funded my receipt duplex.
agree, we need back to bones cars, without all the smart software heist, just straight vehicles without tech, we already have overloaded tech on phones, laptops, and microwave ovens, etc. leave the cars alone, and I lost a lot of money on bmws in my life, but hydrogen supersedans will change all that, the future is hydrogen 800hp and 1200hp powertrains are now ready, you will see this soon, sedans, trucks and semis
They should do one on dispatchers… just saw a thing where a dispatcher wasn’t held accountable for the death of a woman drowning, because it was the dispatcher’s last day… We need to talk about the issue with dispatchers.
John, it is like you custom made this segment for me. I love Colin Firth with all my heart, he is exactly how you describe him, bless you for this segment, it made my whole evening.
re: audit of Maricopa’s vote , my speculation is [ prior to voteing, a group of republicans, feared their votes would be singled out and thown away, in large boxes where statiticians had pre determined, the results would b biased [ for the entire poll or vote in specific areas ] known to be biased toward republicans, where in fact if a single box of thousands of votes, most of them voting republican, could of been removed, and thus never counted, so my theory is a huge group of repblicans used invisible ink [ stamps ] the stamped their ballots with [ which contained an incremental number ], and these invisible ink will appear clerarly photographicable, within the correct specturn of light, black or ultra-violet is in fact such a specturm, so if this is correct, then the audit is looking for the votes with those special invisible ink [ like a water mark ] n in fact if these water marks r individually numbered n many thousands of those votes,
photgraphed as the [ individual ] voters, applied their numbered invisible water marks to their paper ballots;
if those votes are FOUND TO B *MISSING* ( from the votes ) [ being examined ] with a special color spectrum light tool, which is NOT counting the votes, it’s taking a photograph of each vote? idunno but that’s both *MY SPECULATION* n some of the details i have viewed on videos, where the news media, has interviewed ppl who claim not to have any idea why these VOTE AUDITORS r in fact shining some special light tool, on every vote, then thas as far as i’ve been ablle to speculate on the possible reality of [ the past n the present ] *BUT* i have speculated bout the FUTURE, if alot of votes R missing, it will be sufficient cause, to claim every politician, in every political job, got there via vote FRAUD, without having to prove anything ( outside ) of the very FIRST TIME these people, get caught JUST ONCE, [ *ANYWHERE* ] ,
the first step, would prolly b skipped, that would b fire’ing all politicians, [ *EVERYWHERE* ] n replacing them with qualifed ( skilled ) people hired from classified advertising, meaning there wud never again b *ANY* elections or politicians *EVER AGAIN* but the 2nd step [ which is in fact the bttr choice ] is to *COMPLETELY DISOLVE* this bankrupt ponzi scheme ( sociial security ) *ALONE* in fact already *PROVES* that much is already known
plus everyone already knows, *MONOPOLIES* r HARMFUL this has already been proven many times n our Laws already recognize this fact; plus everyone already knows, our united states [ government ] is in fact a monopoly, and we don’t have not even a single other choice to choose from; And our government has in fact already become a business which provides products n services , same as any [ private busniness ] which could in fact *IMMEDIATELY* replace our entire government [ with millions ] of private businesses, all competing for our loyalty [ as new prospective ] *CONSUMERS* [ these big n small ] thriving profitable, many new businesses would love to have our business; They would be grateful n treat us consumers [ of their products n services ] with respect, by providing
there isn’t anything a private business can’t do bttr than govt; If vote fraud is not found, but [ *individual* [ employees such as Joe Biden ] become *AWARE* of this fact that private industry can save taxpayers money, n service our needs as [ *CONSUMERS* ] bttr than government, and they *FAIL* to switch [ *every dept.* ] to all private [ service providers ] *immediately* they will be under citizens arrest for treason, and i will in fact settle this once and for all, properly, inside a real court, where all the old less than optimal ( one by one ) old nonsense will be challenged [ and none of it’s defendable ] [ it only exists ] [ because government is an unlawful monopoly ]; As [ consumers ] of products n services [ it is treason ] we only have once choice we don’t have any competing [ private service providers ] who would love to treat us to bttr [ products n services ]; They could create [ without this ongoing crime ] of crazy insane spending on useless [ products n services ] [ and the high cost of government expenses ] which bankrupted our united states [ government ];
Lawrence Wilson Foy dob 2.10.1954 Chateauroux France [ signature valid in any court ] [ signed LWF ] 5.1.2021 in Terlingua Tx;
That Gyllenhaal merge photo looks like Ollie London a white dude who got a bunch of plastic surgery to look like a member of BTS. A truly delusional person.
Why doesn’t this show talk about Biden’s inability to speak more than a sentence without sounding like he’s in the middle of a stroke ? They beat Trump up on everything. They don’t mention anything about stammering Joe. I hate them both, but that’s just not right. Your favourtism is showing. And you should be ashamed.
That Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man had to have been from John’s segment “Trump vs the World” when he talked about Trump’s lack of ambassadors.
I bet Trump looked at the Family Guy Al Harrington ad and said “Make that guy ambassador of Japan”, Pence would ask “Who, Al Harrington?” to which Trump replies “No the purple guy”.
Also, I find it interesting that the inflatable tube man is an ambassador for Japan. Makes me wonder which country or other government body made Japan think an inflatable tube man would be the best choice to send to them as an ambassador. Is he representing his country at the U.N? Russia? India? Venezuela? These are the questions I want answers to and will never receive.
My favorite thing about Last Week Tonight’s graphics, is imagining the emails those designers get to ask for those graphics. “We’ll need a picture of a cat looking shocked at a boxed dildo boomerang” “Could you photoshop John ‘enjoying’ a concert?” “Grimace mauling a McDonalds customer to death, need I say more?”
Massively talented is overstatement
ReplyMy happiness just went on a rollercoaster
ReplyI’d love to work in the graphics department. Imagine your portfolio game.
Replyquestion.
Reply3 minute video
this video was made 1 minute ago
how the fuck did someone dislike and be rational?
Yay
ReplySad there’s no John Oliver tonight? Check out my segment on The European Super League on my channel!
ReplyI’m joining the “never been so early” squad.
Replytoo short! But I watch anyway. Need any laugh
Reply🙂
ReplyI’ve never been this early before
ReplyNever been this early to one of John’s videos.
ReplyLol
ReplyCan you please do an episode on Elon and his fragile ego + his fanboys? Thx
ReplyThis is a great segment
ReplyThis segment is pure torture. Such a dumb concept with bumbling narration
ReplyThere are some seriously talented, and insane people in that graphics department, arms I love it
ReplyI had to pause at the pre-merge Maggie Gyllenhaal for several moments. OK, quite a few moments. The computer seems to be stuck on it.
ReplyI guess I need a secretary.
I have had unbelievably realistic dreams about Colin Firth in his plaid slacks and blue velvet smoking jacket. Just thinking about it, makes me drool without regard for my Boyfriend’s feelings.
ReplyI forgot LWT was off and immediately clicked thinking I was going to get an in depth analysis about the dark side of graphics.
Replyhow do I apply for the graphics department?
ReplyOut with the Adam Driver, in with the Colin Firth!
ReplyIt’s Mackie Gylenhaal. And yes, I can’t think of anyone who could hate Colin Andrew Firth based on his look alone.
Reply1:55 Looks like I’m looking at a pokemon evolution chart here….
Replyfor me it’s very interesting to see that in order to have the graphics ready in time they have to work on them at the same time they’re writing the episode and therefore end up wasting some of them. it gives an idea of how the production process works
ReplyYou can’t just be this reckless John. Now someone’s going to name their kid Jaggie.
ReplyWait, so why is Nicolas Wonka introducing me to Tehran?
ReplyThey clearly lead with the best. I want the Grimace one as a t-shirt and my computer desktop. The slightly out of focus woman in the background just sells it.
ReplyNickolas Cage with a backdrop of the Tehran skyline, what context was that going to be used for ???
ReplySo this is the equivalent to putting your kids drawing on the fridge and I’m all for it. Great work, graphics team.
ReplyJebaited
ReplySometimes I wonder if Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, the President of Turkmenistan, watches Last Week Tonight.
ReplyThanks, graphics department!
ReplyThat last one looks like Ryan Gosling.
ReplyJohn Oliver you lazy brit
Replysooo… since adam driver asked you to “kindly f*** off”, is John’s obsession now going to colin firth??
Replyso all in all: Colin firth looks like the most British person ever
ReplyI NEED YOUR STATEMENT ON EUROPEAN SUPER LEAGUE!!!
ReplySpeaking of details, what is Nicolas Cage Wonka doing in Tehran?
Replyso this is basically john’s meme review. but instead of crowd sourcing his memes, his team makes them. insane.
ReplyHm. The impossibly hot Gyllenhal doesn’t really do it for me. I prefer its individual parts.
Reply“At first, all you see is a cat and some dildos. No surprises there.”
ReplyI see John found a replacement for Adam Driver.
ReplyIt’s Monday, why am I not depressed, John Oliver?
ReplyI always like a good Colin Firth appreciation moment, thanks!
ReplyJOHN is in love with himself and watches his shows over and over in glory.
Replygraphics of john oliver as a white furry mouse
ReplyFirst Adam Driver and now Colin Firth? That human toucan sure has a good taste
ReplyI must admit I’m a little annoyed they were off this week as I was hoping to watch John tear into the lunacy of the Super League’s rise and fall.
ReplyGraphic designers are the most amazing creatures.
ReplyCan we have the next instalment of FIFA or move to Uefa or ESL in light of last week failed footbal coup
ReplySorry, the Gyllenhal thing was creepy
ReplyWow
ReplyThis is too graphic
ReplyI thought for a second he was going to talk about Lost Media
ReplyI say John Oliver is developing another man crush. Has he learned nothing from the last time? Adam driver is still mad at him. 😀
ReplyI need the context!
ReplyIs Bezos John Malkovich…is there a little door somewhere
ReplyI found this episode to be very graphic… ;-P
ReplyGyllen-hawt!!!
ReplyThe last one made me choke on my tea to the point where my dog ran up and stood on my chest to ensure I’m okay.
ReplyGrimace deserves a slasher movie origin storu
ReplyWait – The dildo boomerang uses batteries? LIke, I accept the existence of a dildo boomerang – but with batteries?
ReplySo Ambassador Tube Man replaced Ambassador Grimace after the “incident”? I’m assuming Grimace was the original purple ambassador; he was in a commercial once with the former President of the United States and most certainly did not use Diet Coke as a negotiating tool.
ReplyS R B
Reply…dose it …?come back?/ / Its a really kissable bottom lip / / I did ,…/ A lot of things people do draw a response/ most times / you should not fed into their assholity / by giving them.yhat response
Requesting your team to do an episode on COVID crisis in India.
ReplyLove the graphics your team produces. Always miss you when you’re off, John!
ReplyHe looks great in a kilt as well. Hubba hubba
Reply<3
ReplyNothing but respect and gratitude for your Graphics and Art Direction team. They are so so so talented!
ReplyCan’t hardly wait John I feel the need to pee already. So in other words, great show by the way if this was your laptop I’d pee all over it!
ReplyGrimace wants your shake, not your fries.
ReplyJohn please do a segment on America’s addiction to caffeine. I truly believe if you ingest 7 shots of espresso on a daily basis, you shouldn’t be allowed in the youtube comment section. Switch to decaf, and let the healing begin.
ReplyJackie Gyllenhaal is like Pat
ReplyI’m waiting for another mail bag web exclusive.
ReplyBesos- FYI- son of Cuban refugees! Just saying- he is amazing, AND only in America!!!!
ReplyNite at the Gylloxbury
ReplyJohn must be having fun
ReplyJohn are you now being masochistic to Colin because Adam Driver won’t let you be masochistic to him anymore?
ReplyMassive love to the graphics department! Also, Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like Droopy if he recently kicked heroin. That is all.
ReplyAfter Adam Driver’s outburst last season, this season we have Wolf Plate and Colin Firth fighting for John Oliver’s attention.
ReplyAmbassador Tube Man
ReplyJohn, we thought YOU were THE transatlantic sweetheart.
ReplyIs the Grimace one for sale as a print?
Replyfunny, but man do i wish i could work for a place that takes every other month off.
ReplyOkay but I need the Grimace picture for my computer background.
ReplyNo idea why the graphics department felt the need to make that picture of a woman staring lovely at a photo of Colin Firth when they can just catch me literally any time of the day staring lovingly at a photo of Colin Firth
ReplyCertainly that is an impossibly beautiful gyllenhall
ReplyThe merged photo looks like Scott Galloway
Replythe eye fucking freaked me out….untill the jyllinhall thing
ReplyHappy birthday, John!
ReplyHow are they not Jaggie Gyllen-whole?
ReplyThe two Gyllenhals made Majake.
Replythese may even be funnier out of context. I like trying to imagine what the ambassador tube man bit was about, though
Replyi fucking love you John Oliver!
ReplyThe graphics team needs an apology for the show not including the inflatable ambassador. _It’s magnificent_
ReplyI know this might not be Interessting for your American Viewers but in Fall we have a big Election in Germany that might be Important for the EU and also the Eu/American Friendship also for the first time in German History the Green Party do have a real Chance to become the Majority Vote . Would love to see your take on this if you could take the time. Grettings from Europe with love 🙂
ReplyOh shit look at thisssss, we got this amazing episode.
ReplyThis team should release some tutorials or speed edits, because heck, I wish I knew how to match half of their photoshop game!
ReplyI feel like only true LWT fans will appreciate the level of excellence in this vid
ReplyStill waiting for a show on Biden!!!
ReplyI was 100% sure this was gonna end up in a charity NFT auction for all those JPGs/GIFs…
ReplyNicolas Cage as Wonka may have been pretty good…
ReplyCue for Trans-Atlantic alien ..
ReplyDaisy Chainsaw…
As much as i like John oliver hes wrong about the 13 yo kid, you could argue if he shouldve been shot fatally but he did have a gun only when the police caught up with him and told him to raise his hands he threw the gun. YOu have to be honest and this is rly not honest.
ReplyFor me the blending of the Gyllenhaals is the thing of nightmares!!!!!
ReplyYou’re still not funny.
Replyyeahh ty. come back soon
ReplyLost graphics for the win !
ReplyI’m a TV news graphic designer. John, thank you for the recognition.
ReplyI had that idea back in highschool. Except I called it a Booma-dick. That’s cool too tho.
ReplyGreat job graphics team. Thoroughly entertained
ReplyYou gave me a heart attack dropping colin firth on me.
ReplyMega Gyllenhaal Vs. Godzilla
ReplyFrom one meticulous shutposting image editor two another I tip my,,,, hat
ReplyJackie Gyllenhaal will haunt my dreams. I actually screamed out loud in my apartment.
ReplyChef kiss
ReplyFunny I just found out that Maggie and Jake are sisters like yesterday
Replydoes anyone notice this slightly tinted with a 80s filter?
ReplyAvailna request aae. Sab SA. Aae ke alaawa kich Nae.
ReplyAll cat production if rent because feline aids.
ReplySNL sucks but at least they have a studio audience.
Replyreally wish ambassador tube man had made the cut
ReplyThis is incredible.
ReplyDamn if the Patriot Act still came on Netflix, John and Hasan could have had their graphics artists go at it!
ReplyHi, any chance you might do a In-depth piece on the History of the Black plague? Thanks!
ReplyThis is my new favorite thing!
ReplyHappy B-Day John & John.
ReplyLet’s get all thirsty over Colin Firth, as we should !
ReplyThis is beautiful, I could look at this for hours
ReplyFunny! No serious messages; just some madcap humor (oops, sorry mate, humour).
ReplyPolitical compass results when?
ReplyI thought you were the transatlantic sweetheart John???
ReplyNot going to be able to sleep for a bit after the Jackie bit, but thank you any way, John. Cheers.
ReplyMore. Please, this is a much needed interlude from all the hell-in-a-handbasket news updates.
ReplyThe Jaggie Gyllenhall graphic is eerily reminiscent of Marilyn Manson.
ReplyPay them more. You’re providing context whilst saying no context is to be had.
ReplyYou sir get to many days off
ReplyMove over Adam Driver, we all simp Colin Firth now.
ReplyMan this would be a dream job, just photoshopping ridiculous memes for a tv show
ReplyBest 3:16 min of my life spent on LW TW JO show 😀
ReplyWouldnt it make more sense to make sure the joke is finalized/approved before committing to the graphic?
ReplyYou all might refer to this year as 2021 A.C., for me it’s 44 A.J.O. (After John Oliver).
ReplyNFTs?
Reply1 million views….wow!!
ReplyGeorge basil
ReplyI feel so bad, I though Colin was Joe Scarborough. In my defense, it’s early and i don’t have my glasses.
ReplyI hope John doesn’t forget where his loyalty lies… ADAM “I’m gonna punch a hole in you like a ‘Marriage Story’ wall” DRIVER.
ReplyJackie Gyllenhaal gives me gender envy
ReplyYou should use these for your NFTs Oliver
ReplyIn the name of creatives, who have piles of stuff that get cut: THANKS YOU!
ReplyI’m sure someone has already said it but…. Jackin Hole
Reply1:39 why is nicolas cage in tehran tho?
ReplyThanks JO,needed a smile( close lips of course)
ReplyJaggie Gyylleennhhaall
ReplyThese are my favorite. I am a graphic design student. Are there any internships or job openings? I would love to get in contact with someone to find out.
Reply$25.99 for a Cat Dildo Toy? That’s Outrageous
Replythey should’ve stayed lost
ReplyNo show, okay. How about a short update about Modi since India is overwhelmed with Covid-19. It’s been just over a year since the moron from maralago visited to praise modi.
ReplyAmbassador Tubeman comes from a long traditional line of japanese samurai
ReplyYes I enjoyed these.. the question is why
ReplyThe tube man ambassador is pretty apt for the position for the Trump-era’s foreign policy.
1: It’s cheap.
Reply2: It’s often seen used by car salesman, which would mean it has no business in foreign policy and thus making it a perfect for the job.
3: It’s whole role is to obnoxiously wave around attracting everyone’s attention like the rest of the world has nothing else to think about, like it’s representative is the center of the friggin’ universe.
Just a reminder that this show is for slightly dumb people, although it is entertaining and has some quality info. John oliver leaves out story changing details some times and outright lies to the dummy audience. He is a smart person and doesnt buy everything he says. He has an agenda and a wish to pander to his audiences biases.
ReplyIt’s true; these ARE better without context.
ReplyCan you cover the covid situation in India next
Replyas a graphic designer this makes me feel SEEN. if every workplace appreciated their employees like this man does, Sunday scaries would cease to exist
ReplySir all appologize but I’ve discovered that you are full of shit more than you supply us with valid honest information all the worst to you and it appears you have greater problems than being straight with the public. Honesty isn’t for everyone
Replytotally off topic just needed to vent
big pharma is full of it… they could save a lot of money by not always changing my medicine and not overdosing psychiatric patients which they do and it causes more problems by keeping them in the hospital so they get more business. this happens everywhere. I know as an army brat whose been in the psychiatric loophole of being overdosed given medicine I don’t need and not the right medicine. they push doctors to give you the maximum dosage when 75% of the patients don’t need that. Just because a medicine cant physically harm you, doesn’t mean take as much as you can to treat something you should only 10 mg for
ReplyI agree with the folks saying they are oddly sad during John’s breaks. I just can’t make myself hot for Collin Firth again on my own. I do, so ever, need some help.
Replyambassador tube man represents Japan….interesting
ReplyDamn can I like work there
ReplyAm I the only one who thought Colin Firth was actually Joe Scarborough in the graphic?
ReplyWOW!
ReplyThese are some crazy graphics!
And some fun stories to go along with them!
When are you gonna talk about CNN?
ReplyWith absolutely zero context, these might be even more hilarious! I keep thinking, what the hell kind of joke was that meant to accompany?!
ReplyCan I join your graphics team?
ReplyColin Firth is THE transatlantic sweetheart.
ReplyImagine being the 1k+ people who Dislike this video
ReplyThis is for those who pronounce GIF incorrectly: Jraphics!
ReplyThat was a strange episode. Did everyone get plastered drunk the night before making the show? Oh well, we’ve all been through some hard times.
ReplyPretty snazzy!
ReplyThere is no god but Allah. Holy Quran has been revealed through angel jibreel to prophet Muhammed (PBUH) 1400 years ago as a guidence to all mankind. All the words of the holy Quran are from the Creator.I request everyone to buy the holy Quran with translation and read the entire holy Quran with patience to know about creator and to know why he created us.Pls watch video “The meaning of life muslim spoken word”.Also watch doctor Zakir Naik lecture Quran and modern science compatible or incompatible. Listen to the true story of Yusuf Estes,Why and how he became a Muslim from christian.Request to all muslims and non-muslims wake up before its too late.May Allah guide all of you on right path.Ameen
Reply@lastweektonight it would be awesome if we could do a retrospective on all of these editions, and gamble on where they actually belonged. In the spirit of Jelle Marble Runs/ gambling on nonsense.
ReplyIs Colin Firth the next Adam Driver?
Replypretty solid stuff Oliver :thumbsup
ReplyI MISS YOU!
ReplyMilingeeallllllll
Replytoo bad killing evil people isn’t as ink-friendely as killy rich people
ReplyWell the graphics dept knows that cats don’t have opposable thumbs.
ReplyI am to be a eye fanghorn Beeso closet Brain. Impossible hot, Eye ly I guess. Brian
Reply1:40 Wonder why Caged Wonka has Tehran in the background.
ReplyYo, it’s the 3rd Gyllenhaal, Samantha Darko
ReplyPeople with vaginas should have free access to menstrual health supplies.
ReplyCan’t wait for the remake of Secretary featuring Jaggie Gyllenhaal!
ReplyThat burn about Bezos eye -screwing at least one of his closet-skeleton-clones is just classic. lol
ReplyLove this segment! ^__^
ReplyThat Grimace looks like a Gantz alien..
Replyshout out to the Graphics team
ReplyCover right to repair please!
ReplyNFT’s
Replycan you make a talk on India’s covid crisis?
ReplyI beg u to make a video on India’s situation after 2nd covid wave and how mainstream media and politicians are reacting.
ReplyJohn, can you please consider a piece about disability benefits? I was listening to the unemployment segment and how they essentially make it so hard that people give up from the hassle and that’s exactly what applying for disability is like. If you have nobody to take care of you financially for the 4 to 15 years it’ll take to get approved, you’ll be homeless (like I have, thrice) or dead before recieving any help.
ReplyAll Brits should hide their teeth.
ReplyMuch like parrots, John is only really calm when in the dark
ReplyPlease I am from India……. Do episode on India and mismanagement of Modi government. Causing thousands of deaths here. And hiding data on daily deaths. Pls pls pls it will surely bring international pressure on government. Pls
ReplyAMBASSADOR TUBE MAN, AHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyAs an artist, I super appreciate that this segment exists, and I’m sure your graphics team is happy about it too
Replywhat John said “that is all for now”
Replywhat I heard “daddy’s off for now”
02:55
for a second I thought he said “daddy’s off for now” instead of “that is all for now”
ReplyCan I be on your graphics team, I am officially a graphic designer. Got the fancy piece of paper for it and everything
ReplyAnd now he waits for the lights to come back on. Poor John
ReplyBummer this is not available in the uk. Had to get 3 vpn apps for it.
ReplyGee, I hope John is getting some rest and self care after such a grueling schedule. He did at least 5 shows before he had to decompress.
ReplyYou ok, buddy? No one can maintain this schedule. Not even a footballer or a handbanger…
The graphics team gets love from us. They really help make the show and the punchline.
Reply2:00 He’s also not coming at you with the unsettling smugness of the “Dreamworks face” (which is especially unsettling when you see the greatest [underwear] stain on Sir Patrick Stewart OBE’s career, the poop emoji doing it)
Reply2:30 Probably something to do with the CATS movie.
ReplyI keep getting praised for my basic competence at Photoshop but this person/these people is/are truly god tier.
ReplyWhy are you off this week? I love this show like some people like crack. Though not an addict, I understand dealers even work holidays.
ReplyWait is ambassador tube man Japanese? Feels right.
ReplyI have to say, I’m disappointed that when presented with the concept of a Dildo Boomerang, no one thought to call it the “Boomer-Wang”.
ReplyGreat context.everyone needs more than there salary to be financially stable.the best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly.because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.i started investing in Bitcoin mid November 2020 with the help of a well-known- professional Mr Gregory manure and the profit entirely funded my receipt duplex.
ReplyGreat context.everyone needs more than there salary to be financially stable.the best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly.because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.i started investing in Bitcoin mid November 2020 with the help of a well-known- professional Mr Gregory manure and the profit entirely funded my receipt duplex.
ReplyOk but Nicholas Cage as Willy Wonka is 100% gonna haunt my dreams
ReplyPearl white out?
Manners. Maketh. Man.
ReplyDo an episode on covid 19 vaccine intellectual property rights and Bill gates’ role in it
ReplyWait… Who DOESN’T have discrete lips??
ReplyCan we get a lost graphic of lost graphic episode?
ReplyFinally something good in here
ReplyWill you talk about the housing market?
ReplyWe will definitely meet you one day in the insecure back streets. IST
Replyagree, we need back to bones cars, without all the smart software heist, just straight vehicles without tech, we already have overloaded tech on phones, laptops, and microwave ovens, etc. leave the cars alone, and I lost a lot of money on bmws in my life, but hydrogen supersedans will change all that, the future is hydrogen 800hp and 1200hp powertrains are now ready, you will see this soon, sedans, trucks and semis
ReplyOK, Nick Cage as Willie Wonka, BUT… Why is Tehran in his background?!! need answers! :)))))
ReplyThey should do one on dispatchers… just saw a thing where a dispatcher wasn’t held accountable for the death of a woman drowning, because it was the dispatcher’s last day… We need to talk about the issue with dispatchers.
Reply*LOL*
Jaggie Gyllenhaal!
Reply“Hi there. I’m John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight. We’re off this week”
Dearly beloved and respected John Oliver and staff: that’s actually one of the worst kind of news you could povide us with. Just saying.
ReplyThat Gyllenhall chimera is HAUNTING
ReplyJohn, it is like you custom made this segment for me. I love Colin Firth with all my heart, he is exactly how you describe him, bless you for this segment, it made my whole evening.
ReplyHello John. Bless you Brother.
ReplyI can’t believe I’ve never seen these until now!
ReplyLast Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) Theme song: underrated show of the year
Reply2:30 The Tango Meowreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
ReplyJak’n Jyllenhaal = 😛
ReplyJohn, why is the “Plastics” video age blocked???
Replyre: audit of Maricopa’s vote , my speculation is [ prior to voteing, a group of republicans, feared their votes would be singled out and thown away, in large boxes where statiticians had pre determined, the results would b biased [ for the entire poll or vote in specific areas ] known to be biased toward republicans, where in fact if a single box of thousands of votes, most of them voting republican, could of been removed, and thus never counted, so my theory is a huge group of repblicans used invisible ink [ stamps ] the stamped their ballots with [ which contained an incremental number ], and these invisible ink will appear clerarly photographicable, within the correct specturn of light, black or ultra-violet is in fact such a specturm, so if this is correct, then the audit is looking for the votes with those special invisible ink [ like a water mark ] n in fact if these water marks r individually numbered n many thousands of those votes,
photgraphed as the [ individual ] voters, applied their numbered invisible water marks to their paper ballots;
if those votes are FOUND TO B *MISSING* ( from the votes ) [ being examined ] with a special color spectrum light tool, which is NOT counting the votes, it’s taking a photograph of each vote? idunno but that’s both *MY SPECULATION* n some of the details i have viewed on videos, where the news media, has interviewed ppl who claim not to have any idea why these VOTE AUDITORS r in fact shining some special light tool, on every vote, then thas as far as i’ve been ablle to speculate on the possible reality of [ the past n the present ] *BUT* i have speculated bout the FUTURE, if alot of votes R missing, it will be sufficient cause, to claim every politician, in every political job, got there via vote FRAUD, without having to prove anything ( outside ) of the very FIRST TIME these people, get caught JUST ONCE, [ *ANYWHERE* ] ,
the first step, would prolly b skipped, that would b fire’ing all politicians, [ *EVERYWHERE* ] n replacing them with qualifed ( skilled ) people hired from classified advertising, meaning there wud never again b *ANY* elections or politicians *EVER AGAIN* but the 2nd step [ which is in fact the bttr choice ] is to *COMPLETELY DISOLVE* this bankrupt ponzi scheme ( sociial security ) *ALONE* in fact already *PROVES* that much is already known
plus everyone already knows, *MONOPOLIES* r HARMFUL this has already been proven many times n our Laws already recognize this fact; plus everyone already knows, our united states [ government ] is in fact a monopoly, and we don’t have not even a single other choice to choose from; And our government has in fact already become a business which provides products n services , same as any [ private busniness ] which could in fact *IMMEDIATELY* replace our entire government [ with millions ] of private businesses, all competing for our loyalty [ as new prospective ] *CONSUMERS* [ these big n small ] thriving profitable, many new businesses would love to have our business; They would be grateful n treat us consumers [ of their products n services ] with respect, by providing
1) timely services;
2) bttr quality services;
3) lower prices;
there isn’t anything a private business can’t do bttr than govt; If vote fraud is not found, but [ *individual* [ employees such as Joe Biden ] become *AWARE* of this fact that private industry can save taxpayers money, n service our needs as [ *CONSUMERS* ] bttr than government, and they *FAIL* to switch [ *every dept.* ] to all private [ service providers ] *immediately* they will be under citizens arrest for treason, and i will in fact settle this once and for all, properly, inside a real court, where all the old less than optimal ( one by one ) old nonsense will be challenged [ and none of it’s defendable ] [ it only exists ] [ because government is an unlawful monopoly ]; As [ consumers ] of products n services [ it is treason ] we only have once choice we don’t have any competing [ private service providers ] who would love to treat us to bttr [ products n services ]; They could create [ without this ongoing crime ] of crazy insane spending on useless [ products n services ] [ and the high cost of government expenses ] which bankrupted our united states [ government ];
Lawrence Wilson Foy dob 2.10.1954 Chateauroux France [ signature valid in any court ] [ signed LWF ] 5.1.2021 in Terlingua Tx;
ReplyColin Firth is THE Mark Darcy…that’s why we love him.
ReplyWhy are these videos recorded in MONO??
ReplyRJVX12 algorithm is my choice, i dont worry about BTC rates at all
Replyis there really still a person who does not know about the existence of RJVX12 algorithm?
ReplyYes Yes! Read everything, and then say that you did not know RJVX12 algorithm!
ReplyGuys you didnt know about RJVX12?
ReplyRJVX12 bring me 300% profit because of Tesla pump
Replyjust google RJVX12 algorithm and don’t worry
ReplyWhy so risky? Just google RJVX12 and dont worry about crypto rates
ReplyRJVX12 – best investment if you want to earn crypto
ReplyWhy are you watching this!? Read about the RJVX12 algorithm!
ReplyIs there still anyone who didnt know about RJVX12?
ReplyHow much time takes it to make one such graphic on mean average?
ReplyAnyone else still thinking about casting Nick Cage as Willy Wonka?
ReplyHow the fuck haven’t you done one about Bibi??
Replydo a show on corona super spreader Indain Prime Minsiter
ReplyThat Gyllenhaal merge photo looks like Ollie London a white dude who got a bunch of plastic surgery to look like a member of BTS. A truly delusional person.
ReplyI love John so much but for some reason I can’t get the though of “He looks like a grey owl that needs a security blanket” out of my head lol
ReplyWe have to see John merged with different notables.
ReplyTruly the best show in HBO.
ReplyTruly the best show in HBO.
ReplyDoes anyone else in the comment section want to see this Nick Cage/Willy Wanka film?
ReplyThis guy is another talking head. Wish he would have stood in his own country.
ReplyCollin Firth is gonna be the next Adam Driver on this show, I’m calling it
ReplyI can’t unsee jakie gyllenhaal
ReplyIdk, I think Nick Cage portrayed as Willy wonka is gonna haunt me for a while
ReplyColin firth always looks like he is on set for kingsmen
ReplyThank you Graphics Department! <3
ReplyWe need more graphics department shitposts NOW
ReplyI want John to thurst after collin ferth like he did with Adam Driver.
ReplyThis seems the ideal format for people who are into weed. 😉
ReplyPlease talk about Palestine John.
ReplyEpisode 5 should end with John sitting in the void and the light being turned off, followed by the sounds of some doors closing xD
Replytruly enjoying the Colin firth content, please keep it up thank you
Replydiscreet lips?? what lips?
ReplyI wish I was able to watch the other 3. Guess Canada youtube does not want me to see them.
ReplyWhy doesn’t this show talk about Biden’s inability to speak more than a sentence without sounding like he’s in the middle of a stroke ? They beat Trump up on everything. They don’t mention anything about stammering Joe. I hate them both, but that’s just not right. Your favourtism is showing. And you should be ashamed.
ReplyPlease tell me Colin Firth does not become the new Adam Driver
ReplyI took a screenshot of Nicolas Wonka and I am not ashamed.
ReplyJackie Gyllenhaal looks like if Ryan Gosling and Eddie Izzard had a baby!
ReplyLiked for the hottest Gyllenhaal.
ReplyLol that grimace graphic should be an NFT!
Reply0:29 Jokes? what jokes all you do is mock people and take things out of context
ReplyWhy is a lipsticked Nic Cage the love child of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal?
ReplyIs Ambassador Tube Man an ambassador to Japan or of Japan?
ReplyThey came together to create a Gyllen-whole.
ReplyYou are still 90% blocked in Canada.
ReplyThat Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man had to have been from John’s segment “Trump vs the World” when he talked about Trump’s lack of ambassadors.
I bet Trump looked at the Family Guy Al Harrington ad and said “Make that guy ambassador of Japan”, Pence would ask “Who, Al Harrington?” to which Trump replies “No the purple guy”.
ReplyThere it is folks, let’s add that one to the list of “reasons it’s better than Bill Maher”
ReplyIf you want to see a new episode of John Owler, Last Owl Tonight search it on YouTube. It is worth it!
ReplyTheir graphics department is a potato.
ReplyChoob!
Reply“First all u see are a cat and some dildos, no surprises there” John just describing my room
Replythis was fun thx
Reply*_Adam Driver has left the chat_*
Replywhy is there a two week delay for canadians to watch these videos?
Replygood job graphics team good job. making all graphic artist proud
ReplyStop blowing Firth
ReplyAm I the only person who finds these not to be funny at all? Not just this show but all the late night shows using these as punchlines…
ReplyAlso, I find it interesting that the inflatable tube man is an ambassador for Japan. Makes me wonder which country or other government body made Japan think an inflatable tube man would be the best choice to send to them as an ambassador. Is he representing his country at the U.N? Russia? India? Venezuela? These are the questions I want answers to and will never receive.
ReplyIt’s weird thatt you’re a show about bettering the world but you’re “Off” weeks.
I just want to live in a time where I think everything is okay.
ReplyFeline aids.
ReplyI appreciate all the people who acknowledge and appreciate people.
Reply0:56 I wasn’t aware that the graphics team were fans of Mark Leung.
ReplyI don’t know who that guy is. The Colin fur I’m familiar with does inventions out of his garage
ReplySomeone better have sent that last one to Jake Gyllenhaal and recorded his reaction
ReplyThere is a reason why my wife is in love with Colin. He doesn’t go on rants like Adam Driver. Colin has a restrained elegance.
ReplySay sweetheart again
Replythat was pretty awesome.
ReplyThe name for (Maggie+Jake) Gyllenhaal should have been obvious.. Its ‘Make Gyllenhaal’!
ReplyThat bit on Colin Firth was bang on. 🙂
ReplyDisgusting language and content.
Replywe people in the graphics business really appreciate this shot out. Cheers!
ReplyThe cat version of Rent is clearly a joke about feline aids.
ReplyContext is overrated in comedy
ReplyDo those graphics guys take commissions?
ReplyWillie wanka pic is tehran- iran in the background
ReplyAn “All cats production of Rent” graphic speaks for itself.
ReplyThe graphics department are the unsung heroes of this show
ReplyWhy is the Uighur video up but the Palestinian one taken down?
ReplyMy favorite thing about Last Week Tonight’s graphics, is imagining the emails those designers get to ask for those graphics. “We’ll need a picture of a cat looking shocked at a boxed dildo boomerang” “Could you photoshop John ‘enjoying’ a concert?” “Grimace mauling a McDonalds customer to death, need I say more?”
ReplyWhy does Jaggie Gyllenhal look like John Travolta?
Replyit must have been so hard to not go the obvious joke route with the dildo boomerang. Hopefully, the throw away joke will return in a future episode.
Replywe’re gonna get more colin firth jokes, culminating in a call from colin firth and an awkward exchange aren’t we?
it’ll be the adam driver incident all over again
and i, for one, will welcome this story arc :3
ReplyMmmmmmmh yeah
ReplyWhat I love most about these is every single final graphic has a MINIMUM of three levels to unpack.
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