LIVE Monologue: Joe Got Confetti, Jill Biden Got A Nickname, And AOC Got One Minute On DNC Night 2

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Published on August 19, 2020

Stephen Colbert goes LIVE after night two of the Democratic National Convention, covering AOC’s one-minute speech, the appearances by Bill Clinton and Jill Biden, and the enduring genetic legacy of the Kennedy clan. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #DNC

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  • edibleresidue 1 year ago

    Joe means Joe!

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  • Alain Savard 1 year ago

    That’s not chicken wing… It’s a lady finger.

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  • Pak De 1 year ago

    Pretty sure AOC only got one minute (actually one minute thirty seven seconds) because she seconded the nomination of Bernie Sanders as the candidate. Btw who forwarded the nomination? Asking for a friend.
    Edit, yes I know it was proforma. Love AOC, Mr. Bernie and Biden too. Let’s get it done 🌊🌊🌊🌊

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  • Richard Keep 1 year ago

    Oh wow, this is like Eurovision voting!

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  • Andy Key 1 year ago

    Cory Booker’s Dr Strange looks a lot like Lord Voldemort…

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  • Amy Fay 1 year ago

    The Clinton burns had me lol

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  • James Frank 1 year ago

    At least Thanos’s color is natural and not a spray on tan that we can clearly see no matter how hard he lies about it…

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  • Beth junkins 1 year ago

    Big f’ing deal. Sooooo Big Financial Deal?

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  • Zack Spiker 1 year ago

    Colbert is firing on all cylinders!

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  • Max Lee 1 year ago

    Creepy Ukraine Joe Bribe-em and Phony Kamala has been a ELITIST politician their entire life. Now they want you to believe they are here to help you if you vote for them in November

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  • Live Strong 1 year ago

    BEST INTRO EVER..AMERICA ENDGAME!

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  • Mr. Mister 1 year ago

    This was a good one!

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  • larazanz 1 year ago

    “Shouting white guy in a field is actually Ohio’s state flower…” 😂 #sotrue

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  • John Lennon Jr 1 year ago

    EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT THE DEMOCRATS.

    OH BOY!

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  • paul signac 1 year ago

    Putin, Women, Trump, Camera, Pee Pee Tape.

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  • ÅÅÅ ÅÅÅ 1 year ago

    It’s EMBARRASSING TO HUMANITY as a whole when the LEFT-WING MEDIA
    PrEtEnD this isn’t literally the WORST PRESIDENTIAL TICKET &
    CAMPAIGN in modern history, perhaps even AMERICAN HISTORY. The
    DEMENTURIAN CANDIDATE and his DRACONIAN FOR-PROFIT PRISON STUFFING
    OPPRESSOR aren’t the WORST POSSIBLE CHOICES for the Presidency and Vice
    PRESIDENCY EVER. This is going to SAVE THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT, when
    the DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT COMPLETELY BOTCH what should be a LAY-UP
    ELECTION YEAR and the MAINSTREAM MEDIA (ESPECIALLY OBJECTIVE CNN) will
    be LAID TO REST, now and forever, for their LACK OF CREDIBILITY and
    HIDDEN AGENDA concerning FORCE FEEDING YOU SUBJECTIVE NARRATIVES INSTEAD
    OF JUST REPORTING. You PROGRESSIVE have CONSERVATIVE, Independents
    (FREE THINKERS), uninterested non-voters, and “FAKE NEWS” to thank. We
    did for you what BERNIE was TOO SIMP to do for the movement himself. If
    you are STILL LYING TO YOURSELVES and others that BIDEN is “WITH THE
    PROGRAM [yeahh suure]” to be polite and KAMALA isn’t a just a SNEAKY,
    SHADY, CONVICTIONLESS (except for innocent minorities, pun intended lol)
    POLITICAL OPPORTUNIST that nobody actually likes or trusts,.. well then
    SHAME ON YOU and your platform, YOU WILL BE HLD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HOW
    LONG YOU LIED TO THE PEOPLE. The DEMOCRATS think they’re VOTERS are
    WEAK-MINDED people AMENABLE FOR COERCION with simple LOW-LEVEL, more or
    less lazy, MANIPULATION. DEMOCRATS think they can throw some IST’s and
    some ISM’s around and you SPINELESS public opinion obsessed COWARDS will
    OBEY and VOTE AS YOU’RE TOLD. THEY WANT YOUR MIND FIXATED ON TRUMP
    BEING A MEAN MEAN MAN AND NOTHING ELSE… SO YOU DONT REALIZE YOU’RE
    VOTING FOR THE AUTHORITARIAN LEFT AND THEIR RADICAL POLICIES. ALSO SO
    YOU GIVE UP YOUR FREEDOMS. AS my quick-witted friend BIDEN would say,
    repeatedly and when not requiring reassurance…… “IM NOT JOKING!”
    “YOU THINK IM JOKING? IM NOT JOKING” Has Biden ever even told a joke,
    perferably a funny one?

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  • Caitlin Fehrenbacher 1 year ago

    The obvious new catchphrase for the “end of democracy” election is “Help us, Joe B. Wan Kenobi- you’re our only hope.”

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  • Ryan M 1 year ago

    Nice to see Trevor Noah with the Michelle Obama interview afterwards…can’t imagine why she didn’t make it on the once a week Colbert UsedtobeaShow.

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  • Zach McQueary 1 year ago

    Honestly, I’m still pissed they only have AOC one minute. One of the strongest and relentless voices in our government today and you give it up to someone speaking about kalamari??

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  • boris jankovici 1 year ago

    Colbert is such a hack. He has no business doing this show.

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