When Lindsey Graham told a reporter that the only way to protect against potential threats from Afghanistan is to send troops back in, a man with a chihuahua stuck to his crotch agrees.
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“Oh, my nuts!” Lmao
Replysend his kids, grand kids, and his great grand kids in the first wave. front of the line. oh wait… he’s single. send his ass in first then.
ReplyHe probably knows that the billions stolen 20 years ago in Iraq are easy to steal back for his pocket
ReplyWell he is in with trump and trump sent pompeo over there maybe he knows something we don’t
ReplyThey have have to, because they invest in fear
ReplySpoken like a true warmonger…
ReplySo that’s it YouTube only gets cartoons no more Late Show just cartoons!!!
ReplyAnother made up money maker bogeyman just like border
ReplyDid I just watch a cartoon guy get bitten on the dick by a cartoon dog?
Oh Stephen!
And since when does what Lindsey have to say is relevant?
ReplyLindsay you go first.
ReplyI never thought I’d say this but Lindsey Graham is actually right. We probably will go back *but* just like instances he put forth it will solve absolutely nothing. Aside from the probably very accurate conspiracy of just wanting oil from the region, us going there to fight “terror” is always just a shitty bandaid and the second it comes off we get the same results as if we never put the bandaid on in the first place if not worse. “America first!” ….unless we can profit from a nation’s instability, then fuck american lives and all lives just get in there and make some money happen
ReplyThen this means that Lindsey Graham opposes Trump’s Republican nomination for 2024. I’ll believe THAT when I see it!
ReplyIt’s strange that Lindsey, and all the other Republicans, didn’t object when Trump proposed bringing the troops home from Afghanistan. But when Biden actually did it, all the Republicans cried foul. If Biden didn’t follow through, bringing the troops home, then all the Republicans would be pointing their fingers calling him a “warmonger”. It’s pretty plain to see that Republicans don’t actually give a crap about our troops at all.
ReplyHe’s addicted to forever war.
ReplyMmmmm … bacon bits 😛
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