Pope Francis is speaking out against online porn and has advised fellow clergymen to delete access to pornography from their phones, we are two weeks away from our midterm election and experts are worried that there could actually be a paper shortage, the Herschel Walker campaign has turned into a whole season of the Maury Povich Show, two women with whom he had relationships are claiming that he paid for and insisted on their abortions, Herschel and Lindsey Graham appeared together on Hannity, Kanye West is back on Instagram after his account was restricted as a result of his hateful posts, CNN reported that Kanye was a big fan of Hitler and even wanted to name his album after him, TJ Maxx announced that it will no longer be selling clothes by Kanye, help is on the way for people who are feeling a bit anti-Semitic right now, the most popular costumes by city have been released, Jimmy announces the triumphant return of our Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
Walker is pro war, so he therefore he is not pro life. He is however anti abortion.
ReplyFirst off, I have **always** liked Mounds candy bars– Who wouldn’t? It’s coconut and chocolate!! Secondly, Kanye dropped the ‘Kan’ in his name because, frankly, he “Kan’t” do anything right– I’m waiting for him to change it again to just “Y”; as in “Y did I ever listen to his dumbass music?!?”
ReplyHerschel is like token from south park but for republicans lol
ReplyLindsey Graham for prison 2022
ReplyAs a kid almond joy was my favorite. Mounds sucked cause no nuts but it was still better than a disgusting three musketeers. Which was THE WORST.
ReplyUncle Clarence Thomas did not speak for 15 years as they waited to let him speak on the court.
ReplyBro YENTANYL!! wow love you Jimmy
ReplyI find all organized religion quite disgusting and evil. Particularly the Pope! Fck the Pope!
ReplyHave you seen those sexy cow cosplays? Thank me later.
ReplyWhat, in god’s name, does Trump have on Lindsey Graham?!? He’s definitely holding something over his head and I’m dying to find out what it is!!
ReplyI’ve always loved Mounds. Not weird. Why would you say that?
ReplyLindsey Graham has turned into a genuine knucklehead.
ReplyI always LOVED Almond Joy and Mounds best of all, when I was a kid. Nougat sucks.
ReplyI love how the audience cheers to get registered and vote, but their demographic is way more likely to not do either.
ReplyI thought Jimmy was going with the paper shortage joke to Trump flushing docs down the toilet.
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