Lindsey Graham Tries to Save Herschel Walker, Kanye’s Hitler Bombshell & the Pope Says NO PORN!

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Published on October 27, 2022

Pope Francis is speaking out against online porn and has advised fellow clergymen to delete access to pornography from their phones, we are two weeks away from our midterm election and experts are worried that there could actually be a paper shortage, the Herschel Walker campaign has turned into a whole season of the Maury Povich Show, two women with whom he had relationships are claiming that he paid for and insisted on their abortions, Herschel and Lindsey Graham appeared together on Hannity, Kanye West is back on Instagram after his account was restricted as a result of his hateful posts, CNN reported that Kanye was a big fan of Hitler and even wanted to name his album after him, TJ Maxx announced that it will no longer be selling clothes by Kanye, help is on the way for people who are feeling a bit anti-Semitic right now, the most popular costumes by city have been released, Jimmy announces the triumphant return of our Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

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18 comments

  • randy trentham 3 months ago

    Walker is pro war, so he therefore he is not pro life. He is however anti abortion.

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  • akashicvizion 3 months ago

    First off, I have **always** liked Mounds candy bars– Who wouldn’t? It’s coconut and chocolate!! Secondly, Kanye dropped the ‘Kan’ in his name because, frankly, he “Kan’t” do anything right– I’m waiting for him to change it again to just “Y”; as in “Y did I ever listen to his dumbass music?!?”

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  • Greg Whittle 3 months ago

    Herschel is like token from south park but for republicans lol

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  • Ula Yee 3 months ago

    Hey Jimmy Kimmel I ate all your halloween candy! Oh Jimmy, Jimmy… you’re not going to cry now, are you?
    What the heck is wrong with you people. Traumatizing kids? Is that supposed to be funny now?

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  • Bill Walsh 3 months ago

    Lindsey Graham for prison 2022

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  • SeSa 3 months ago

    As a kid almond joy was my favorite. Mounds sucked cause no nuts but it was still better than a disgusting three musketeers. Which was THE WORST.

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  • michael mcgowen 3 months ago

    Uncle Clarence Thomas did not speak for 15 years as they waited to let him speak on the court.

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  • Ravi Anand 3 months ago

    Bro YENTANYL!! wow love you Jimmy

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  • Rossclairborne 3 months ago

    I find all organized religion quite disgusting and evil. Particularly the Pope! Fck the Pope!

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  • C L 3 months ago

    Have you seen those sexy cow cosplays? Thank me later.

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  • Teresa Thayn 3 months ago

    What, in god’s name, does Trump have on Lindsey Graham?!? He’s definitely holding something over his head and I’m dying to find out what it is!!

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  • 3x3 MM 3 months ago

    HW and LG.🤣 Lindsey should not side eye anyone with all his c r a z y talk.
    Pope porn ain’t goin’ no where besides it serves a purpose in a covid-laced world.🤣

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  • Annie B 3 months ago

    I’ve always loved Mounds. Not weird. Why would you say that?

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  • Jerzy Wilus 3 months ago

    Lindsey Graham has turned into a genuine knucklehead.

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  • Fareed Ezzedeen 3 months ago

    My doctor prescribed to me years ago a heart disease medicine, I decided to read the leaflet and inside effect I found

    “This medicine may cause sudden death, if this happened we advise you to stop taking the medicine Immediately”

    I remembered this while Jimmy is taking about antisemitism treatment.

    😄

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  • Guy Grotke 3 months ago

    I always LOVED Almond Joy and Mounds best of all, when I was a kid. Nougat sucks.

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  • cali scribe 3 months ago

    I love how the audience cheers to get registered and vote, but their demographic is way more likely to not do either.

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  • cali scribe 3 months ago

    I thought Jimmy was going with the paper shortage joke to Trump flushing docs down the toilet.

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