Lindsey Graham Introduces Nationwide 15-Week Abortion Ban

Published on September 15, 2022

Seth Meyers’ monologue from Wednesday, September 14.

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  • mark fairbanks 9 months ago

    It’s such a good mistake that it is funnier than the actual joke would have been… Plus Wolly gets a little extra money for his pool fund. Win win win.

    Oh by the way, Wally I’m still waiting on the invite to your pool

  • mark fairbanks 9 months ago

    I guess Wally gets to add joke editor to his resume. We’re with you buddy, we know they wrote it down for you wrong.

  • DC 9 months ago

    Jeez that was an uncomfortable monologue punctuated by pity laughs. What happened?

  • DUMP TRUMP 9 months ago

    Trump supports what Putin is doing to Ukraine. Trump supports a murderous dictator. That means that most of the Republican party and those who support Trump are really for Russia, not America. Of course we knew that from the Jan. 6th attack on our nation’s capitol when Trump attempted his coup of America. The right wing in America IS homegrown terrorists. There is no doubt about it now. Instead of love for the American flag, you should be flying the Russian flag you traitors. Law enforcement will keep track of you if you leave nasty comments here about what I said. Vote for Democracy, not Trumpocracy in November.

  • Sarah Schroeder Stanley 9 months ago

    Are queue cards recycled? What happens to all the queue cards?!

  • Zachary Spencer 9 months ago

    STORY: GOP throws in with the “anti-abortionists” in order to broaden their very low appeal, then finds it backfires and is now trying to walk it back to avoid a blowout in November.

    Too late. 167 US women don’t have a short memory. They will remember how decades of Republican attempts to destroy their rights culminated with the ultimate insult of taking away their bodily autonomy by canceling Roe v. Wade.

  • M. Sean McManus 9 months ago

    Five stars to Wally!

  • silentjay01 9 months ago

    I love that yhey left in the James Taylor stuff. The 11:30pm shows would have just cut it. This is why Seth is better, like the cooking show chefs who admit when they made an error in cooking to show they are human.

  • Craig Helmle 9 months ago

    I’d say it’s Wally’s fault, he always seems to screw up the cue cards

  • Istdoch Allesegal 9 months ago

    CORRECTION: given the image that went with it, the James Taylor/Beach Boys joke would have been just fine as initially delivered as many of us know what JT looks like.

    P.S.: admittedly, the ensuing shenanigans around “repairing” the joke and assigning/shirking blame proved far more amusing and endearing than the otherwise perfectly fine joke!

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  • Evelyn Okay 9 months ago

    Actually, that bill wouldn’t ban abortions after 15 weeks nationwide. States that already have their deadly abortion bans like Texas get to keep them. So, essentially, that bill does nothing.

  • James Zetterman 9 months ago

    The Harlem Globetrotters are originally from Chicago. The Harlem name was just chosen because it was the center of black culture in America.

  • jon samaha 9 months ago

    UNBORN LIVES MATTER! Unfortunately, Lindsey is a liar. Call him switchback, he turns on a dime. 63.5 million abortions since passing Roe v. Wade (reported). That’s 10X more killed than the Holocaust. 800,000 abortions/year in the US and only 1.5% of those are because of rape/incest/mother’s health.

  • Radiation King 9 months ago

    Imagine if Graham did the same for cancer. Abortion arguments aside. If you don’t learn about it or can’t detect it quick enough, then you can’t legally seek treatment. I doubt all cancer patients learn about it that soon after getting it. Might sound stupid, but just an odd thought.

  • Titus TJ Matthews 9 months ago

    Lol too funny great news stories

  • Victoria Joyce 9 months ago

    Why was “Matt” in bright red and circled on the final cue card? Asking for a friend.

  • bubblesezblonde 9 months ago

    2:58~ Wally-TwoTrees pulls the classic Trumpian move of Deny, deny, deny…and the audience CLAPS! Be careful Seth!


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