Let The Robert Mueller Tweets Begin!

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  • creepyguy 6 months ago

    Bahahaha @shaved peter petegrew!!!!!

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  • BlaCkDranZeR21 6 months ago

    When will this trump nightmare end?!

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  • Diego Martin Pintos 6 months ago

    Purple Comic Sans describes perfectly to The Trump Administration

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  • RPGX400 6 months ago

    Thanks for posting the video earlier. It’s nice to watch it before the usual 3AM posting time, especially for those of us who don’t have cable. Sincere thanks to “The Late Show” Team.

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  • Irving Lopez 6 months ago

    Finally… Stephen needs to stop leaving us during our times of need.

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  • Heracross X 6 months ago

    When I was a kid, I once had a nightmare that I was wrapped up in chains attached to several posts in a circle around me while I hung suspended in the middle of an infinite black void, and for every lie I told (Saying “I’m fine” when I really wasn’t, for instance), my bindings would grow by another link.

    I can only imagine what Trump’s imprisonment would be like.

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  • Thankfull Friend 6 months ago

    Trump is in “tremendous” trouble

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  • Thankfull Friend 6 months ago

    Trump is getting desperate “bigly”

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  • AeoniumRed 6 months ago

    Poor McCabe I feel bad for him. Trump is so mean

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  • Brad Mitchell 6 months ago

    *sigh* As a Canadian outside the United States of America, watching Trump ruin America from the outside is like watching a toddler breaking every toy that the toddler gets their hands on. America, please tell me you are better than this. Also I have a question for the Americans here: Do you guys want to work with Canadians like me? We want to work with you, we just have to wait until the orange turd is impeached or arrested I guess?

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  • camelshit 6 months ago

    ” Once upon a time in a far far faraway land, there was a big, foul, obese dragon called Trumputrid. Trumputrid had become so obese because it gorged itself tremendously on the adulation and cheering of its fawning little cult of subjects. And all the while its already unwholesome brain was turning even more corrupt due to too much power. Trumputrid had, sadly, taken hostage the fair Princess Earth. Every day it tormented her, prodding her with its small, dainty but oh so depraved talons, and it also gleefully contaminated her air with its putrid breath, turning her very skin parched and her hair brittle. As if that wasn’t enough, the deranged dragon bragged about being able to create what it called “Fire and Fury”: if it were to breathe fire onto its own farts, something the hapless Princess hoped to never behold; she had never ever before witnessed farts as enormously explosive as those of Trumputrid the dragon, and she wanted intensely for them to remain unlit.

    Yet another favorite obsession of the dragon, was to concoct all sorts of shady deals with the hierarchy of a land ruled by a figure even more sinister than itself; Poo Thingy the macho bear. Trumputrid had a dream; it wanted Poo Thingy to be its best friend. Hence the relentless attempts to ingratiate itself with the frigid bear, who observed its silly antics and the frenetic bartering from a comfortable distance, quietly aloof and coldly amused. No one knew exactly what was going on in these unsavory dealings, but no one doubted that there were much golden coins, golden loot, golden towers, golden treasures, golden.. well, you name it, involved.
    And no rational mind really doubted that Poo Thingy was maneuvering it all to its own gain, wrapping the gullible dragon around its little claw.
    Ensuring its sway over Trumputrid.
    Ensuring, ultimately, its dominion over the land hitherto ruled by the dragon. The same land in which lay the Village of Juesai.

    Woe! Woe to all..

    But then, one fair day, there came a brave Knight, Mueller was his name. A hardened and shrewd fellow, he had assiduously studied the crooked ways, the sly methods, of the lethargic dragon Trumputrid. Now, mounted on his proud stallion Mandate, firmly clasping the mighty sword Inquest, Knight Mueller charged fiercely at the bloated abomination.

    Something else was happening, something unforeseen. On the ridge of a hill just out of sight from the dragon’s Tower, there painted itself against the murky sky an outline of pitchforks and torches. It was the people of the Village of Juesai. There had among them been heard rumors of devious traps being set against the brave Knight, put in place by sneaky underlings of the dragon. Some also whispered about the ancient lore on the dragon, of predictions believed now to be dangerously near fulfillment; it was said Trumputrid’s ever swelling ego would one day explode, causing an inferno, or that Trumputrid would grow more and more unhinged until in a tantrum it would erupt in violent, world engulfing flames from both front and rear. ‘Fire and Fury’, they whispered, ‘the days of Fire and Fury are upon us’.
    Alas; the signs were many and clear.
    It was not their wont to take to arms, but now desperation and anger took the upper hand amongst the village people. The oppression, the madness and the sheer moral corruption of Trumputrid’s odious reign were being felt stronger and stronger, and with the added threat of Poo Thingy looming over it all, they feared a dystopian future for their children, if any future at all, were they not to take action.

    And thus it was that the good people of Juesai found themselves, grim faced, pitchforks held high, the light of torches guiding their steps, on the heels of the brave Knight Mueller, at the foot of the dreadful Tower that shone with a sickly golden hue in the dusk…..”

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  • Celldweller 6 months ago

    Mueller is a republican yet Trump keeps saying the investigation is bias against him. Trump logic smh.

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  • Cal T 6 months ago

    The person under investigation firing the people investigating him sounds like a major flaw in our political system.

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  • lyle gentleman 6 months ago

    Stephen, you’re the only one keeping me sane through this shitstorm.

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  • KingOfMadCows 6 months ago

    Maybe Trump really does know about construction, because he’s doing a great job of digging himself into a hole.

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  • Kim Jong Fun 6 months ago

    Man! You have to be the biggest idiot in the universe to look at Trump’s behavior and say “I think he’s totally innocent.”

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  • twinodoom 6 months ago

    Oh no. Trump finally figured out how to spell Mueller.

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  • Flav 6 months ago

    $60,000 in pension? Thats like two dining sets that Ben Carson can buy for his office.

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  • twinodoom 6 months ago

    No! He was two days away from retirement!

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  • Fifty 1 Fifty 6 months ago

    Jared seems like he would sing the loudest.

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