#LeslieJones reacts to a psychic’s sketch drawing of her future soulmate. 😂 #shorts

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Published on January 11, 2023
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  • mia gonzo 1 year ago

    kinda looks like a couple different celebrities lol

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  • KA Fajardo 1 year ago

    OMG, Leslie is right. And, that man would wind up with a fractured pee-pee and chronic back pain.

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  • allisonjane913 1 year ago

    Missed opportunity for the psychic to sketch Kyle Mooney as her soulmate.

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  • loveforeignaccents 1 year ago

    Should have drawn a pic of Michelle Obama… they seem like they could be soulmates to me.

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  • ⭕️Your Sex Partner 1 year ago

    *8:49:57** Can we only take a minute to appreciate how much hours and work she put into these vid?*
    *It’s fabulous, and I consider they justify a lot more than that.*

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  • bugsfrickingbunny 1 year ago

    Never liked her. She had one character on SNL, angry annoying black woman. All she does is fucking yell.

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  • Cherry A 1 year ago

    Lmao

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  • Chelsea Keesler 1 year ago

    That looks like a mashup of about half the guys from American Horror Story – run!

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  • John von Oldmann 1 year ago

    It’s me, Leslie Jones. That is me. I’m an old-school lick-it-b4-U-stick-it Native American, like those who have come b4 me such as John Redcorn. I saw that Badass Leslie Jones sex tape with the guy with the 2′ long dreads so I bought a Crispr kit & a centrifuge on Amazon. I ain’t gonna go black or nothing but I figured I’d grow up to roughly 6’6″ via direct genetic alterations but, girl, I pass for white so I’m not sure – but the plan involves a Sybian & four black guys from the outdoor courts I just explained all this to & hired them to constantly follow you everywhere during sex, incase you need Auqaphor, lotion, a joint, or a back massage. You can kill me during our throws of passion b/c I would have ascended as high on this plane as I could possibly go. Sounds crazy – fine. I’ll have to go back to the original plan – I hone my craft even further waiting for the day you get sent to the old folks home & just start volunteering, secretly in a long-con, to get a chance to have a conversation with you & yes – I want what you got. Always have known – don’t need a dang psychic. Didn’t need one to let me know that I am way too white to get the automatic LJ eyebrow relax of sexual excitement. My wifey coming! Act natural! Shhhh. Shhhh.

    I’m back, you Nina Simone looking cute baby you. Please don’t make me wait until we 77

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  • John von Oldmann 1 year ago

    Our song will be half of ‘I will possess your heart’ by Death Cab for Cutie & abruptly changed to 2 hrs of old school Luke & 2 Live Crew. Love love love love love

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