This is definitely not the Jesus Christ Superstar you know and love. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
This is definitely not the Jesus Christ Superstar you know and love. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
She thinks Jesus was a materialistic hedonist like her.
ReplyYahweh Jesus Brian Leonard Golightly Marshall
ReplyJust when we thought she couldn’t say anything more offensive… she found a level of offensive I didn’t even know existed
ReplyBeing a resident of CO, it’s an embarrassment and disappointment to know she represents our state. I hope they kick her a$$ out.
ReplyI always find it funny that, if Jesus were around, he’d be against most of what the GOP is preaching lol
ReplyHilarious parody, it went straight over little Annie dopey,s head , hey she can escort j.c. around Galilee
ReplyDamn those Roman, big government thugs. Outlawing assault rifles 2,000 years before they were invented!
ReplyGood Gawd, if ever there were a twit.
ReplyOh my god! American’s are ridiculous.
ReplyShe used to be a hooker and had 2 abortions. Look it up.
ReplyRepublicans always use religion. But always become false prophets . They want to take your medical and SSI/SSDI income away from you. Their all into hatred for the people. They want to take your democracy away from you.
ReplyI don’t think she’s reading the bible right.
ReplyAlso, if Jesus would have had an AR-15 wouldn’t the Romans have some also?
Lauren is forgetting that Jesus purpose was to die for our sins. Has she ever read the Bible?
ReplyHer FedEx driver should deliver her bullets one at a time.
ReplyMakes sense to me. You’ve got to understand: The Republican Base (Deplorables subset) are the most fervent Christians in the US. Maybe not the best Christians, but the most fervent. Their lives center around religion, they believe in the absolute Truth of every word in the Bible (as their Born Again pastor interprets it for them) and prefer it to all logic or the evidence of their own senses, and they’re more strongly on God’s side than anyone else. So, since they’re more strongly on God’s side than anyone else, God has to be more strongly on their side than anyone else. And He has to support all their cultural touchstones, including guns and homophobia. How could He not?
Reply“Those who live by the sword (insert weapon of choice here) shall die by the sword (insert weapon of choice here).”
ReplyThat was brilliant. Can’t wait for the whole show featuring Kyle Rittenhouse as Pontius Pilate.
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