Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: New Year’s Eve (Web Exclusive)

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Published on December 29, 2014

New Year’s Eve is the worst. John Oliver has some great excuses for getting out of it.

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92 comments

  • carnab 3 years ago

    soo.. why was this reuploaded? or is this just me being stupid?

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  • dangerouslytalented 3 years ago

    I’d tell them all about my cleanse anyway. In horrifying detail.

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  • madamikunator98 3 years ago

    Aww 🙁 I liked Boondock Saints

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  • Nebiyou Elias 3 years ago

    I really hate the fact that my birthday is on new years eve.

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  • QuantumOverlord 3 years ago

    Why is the women in the photo wearing 2005 glasses? 

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  • Juan David 3 years ago

    Am I actually the only person who is forced to spend NYE alone?

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  • MrHairyBrit - Funny News & Ranty Vlogs 3 years ago

    I love this stuff!! Shame we don’t get it in the UK 🙁 #CuntWaffles

    #QUESTION TO ALL
    What do you love or hate about the holidays?

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  • Reijm11 3 years ago

    I think you made a mistake, there are only 3 Die Hard movies.

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  • Kristen Annear 3 years ago

    I can’t wait until January when the show is back on

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  • Keshav Khanna 3 years ago

    Did HBO cancel his show? If thats the case I am boycotting HBO #BoycottHBO

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  • kangourouuu1 3 years ago

    At 2:38, “simply tell them that you’re doing a what” ? English isn’t my
    native language, and although I’ve a bit of vocabulary, I just can’t
    understand that word (nor find it on the Internet when trying to work with
    the prononciation-based search engine of Google).
    To anyone capable of helping me, thank you.

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  • Vishnu Nath 3 years ago

    301 views n 1k likes? People do ‘blindly’ follow him! 

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  • Team Soju 3 years ago

    New Year’s Eve is my birthday and this guy just shit all over it for almost
    4 minutes :c

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  • Cdw2468 3 years ago

    I don’t have hbo so I can’t watch this on tv

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  • FluppiLP 3 years ago

    Somebody who wants to tell me how this word is spelled? 2:38
    English is my second language and I desperately want to know what that is
    :D

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  • psycold 3 years ago

    So glad you made fun of Boondock Saints, always hated that movie with a
    passion and everyone who likes it.

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  • Rocky O. 3 years ago

    I have one question. Do you get an audience just to make noise while you
    make the 4 minute bit for youtube? 

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  • smuise67 3 years ago

    John Oliver..My new years is not spent looking at Ryan Seacrest. .it is
    listening to my Pastor listening to what the Lord has told her and then she
    relays it to us! So no it is not the worst it is a great night had by all
    who know Jesus as thier personal Savior. ..and we surrounded by family and
    friends..
    Happy New Year Mr Oliver

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  • Bryan Johnstone 3 years ago

    such a Samantha? Is he referencing something? 

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  • IKeepBadCompany 3 years ago

    Didn’t like Boondock Saints? Go watch the Piano, you cunt.

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  • Dimitri Vitalyavitch 3 years ago

    Says Boondock Saints is terrible, and then 1 min later mentions the die
    hard sequels, hmmmkay. 

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  • WoodenNickelShorts 3 years ago

    so did he get an entire studio audience together for a 4 minute bit? how
    does that work!?

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  • Swp Andrei 3 years ago

    You realized that you lost a ton of fans by saying that That Boondock
    Saints its a terrible movie right ? no srsly , you lost all my respect , I
    don’t know if someone wrote that “joke” but that just made me unsubscribe
    … you clearly didnt saw boondock saints and just said that for the joke
    … you dont realize that boondock its cult movie , and its very good …
    so bye bye “you lil shit”

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  • Troy Melnyk 3 years ago

    The whole not wanting to hangout with random people or friends is kind’ve
    what’s wrong with people nowadays. What’s wrong with a little bit of social
    interaction

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  • Trinexx360 3 years ago

    Thankfully I have very few friends and I live by myself. No new years eve
    party, I’ll be watching the Mythbusters marathon, so everyone else can fuck
    right off.

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  • Bullet Holes 3 years ago

    Check out our music guys!

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  • Steven Hunter 3 years ago

    So, he hates New Years Eve and The Boondock Saints? Fuck this limey twat…

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  • Locustmaster15 3 years ago

    BOONDOCK SAINTS IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE WTF?!
    7.9/10-IMDb Fuck off guy!!

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  • thealmightymexi 3 years ago

    blah blah, john oliver, blah british, blah funny, blah relevant,

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  • MADFERIT MAN 3 years ago

    He’s right. NYE is the worst thing ever. If you find fun in it, that’s
    fine, but I just find the whole thing so depressing. It only makes you sad
    and forces you to remember the people who are no longer with you. Here in
    Scotland, we have a show that comes on at 11:30 pm on the night and it is
    just plain BS – celebrities showing how happy they are and how, suddenly,
    all the problems we have had this year will suddenly disappear in one
    night. It’s just all of us getting older by another year. It’s as simple
    as that. lol, I am not a guy who hates fun at all, but I just can’t stand
    new year.

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  • FFXFANATIC 3 years ago

    I genuinely think JO has surpassed even the Colbert Report. When Stephen is
    on, he’s fucking on, but John is consistently good every time.

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  • Brad McClaren 3 years ago

    Nuff said.

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  • estephany cordova 3 years ago

    Watch the video called ” the true story of pou (a social experiment) ”
    you’ll be shocked

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  • Adrian Gee 3 years ago

    Wait, wait, wait!

    *KWANZAA? o_O*

    No offence to anyone but is anyone else only just hearing about this
    ‘Kwanzaa’ for the first time like I am?

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  • Cody Price 3 years ago

    if the show is not back on the air, and they film on sundays every week,
    claiming to report on stories that happen that week, why then do they have
    a live audience for a 3:00 minute segment? I bet its not a live audience
    and they film it early in the month. I just don’t believe they have an
    actual audience unless its just like all the extra staff and interns at the
    studio. Do they do that every time?!? o.0

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  • Sakuragi Rokurouta 3 years ago

    My girlfriend told me she wanted to go some place romantic with me on NYE.
    I want to play Shadow of Mordor.

    Don’t get me wrong, she’s a nice girl and all but…god I hate occasions
    like this. Guys will understand.

    I’d better get rewarded for this…if you know what I mean.

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  • Hank Murphy 3 years ago

    I know I’m in the minority, but I HATE Christmas and I love New Years eve.
    If it was up to me Christmas would go un-marked in my life and New Years
    eve would be highlight of the winter.

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  • Sam D 3 years ago

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  • Camas Garnett 3 years ago

    BOONDOCK SAINTS IS THE SHIT!

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  • Andrew Werdna 3 years ago

    Fuck off you specky cunt. NYE is the best. You’re just a fucking creep.

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  • MaadDawg1 3 years ago

    This has about 1 million views and there are 7 million people in world…
    That means over 1/7th of the world watched this!!

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  • P O P culture 3 years ago

    Just do what i do to get out of new years. Fake, your suicide. Works
    everytime.

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  • FaZe OpTic 3 years ago

    THIS SUCKS !!

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  • lwAtErOnEl 3 years ago

    A British and less funny version of Stephen Colbert. Am I wrong?

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  • sisbrawny 3 years ago

    I’m thinking a female was one of the writers for this segment. Just the
    feeling of it. Some of the stuff seems like what a woman would say. 

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  • The Outcast 3 years ago

    We are all sinners not worthy to enter heaven. Therefore Jesus Christ, Son
    of God, came down as a HOLY sacrifice to die for humanity sins. If you
    accept Him today as your Lord and Savior and believe that He died for you
    sins and resurrected, you will have eternal life in heaven. It will be your
    choice to make.

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  • Greg Ewing 3 years ago

    Finally a real reason to be on a “cleanse”. 

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  • planb1532190 3 years ago

    Don’t get mad but here – Tonight, right at 12:00a.m., the person you like
    is going to realize they love you! Then, something is going to happen to
    you between 1:00 and 2:00p.m. Be ready for the greatest shock of your life.
    If you break this , you are going to have bad luck with love for a whole
    year. Send this to 15 people to see what happens!! this isn’t fake.
    apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten people in the next ten
    minutes you will have the best day of your life tommorrow. you will either
    get kissed or asked, out if you brake this chain you will see a little dead
    girl in yoour room tonight. in 35 mins someone… will say i love you or
    i’m sorry or i wanna go out with you your time starts now (starts now <3)no
    send bac

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  • Илья Найдов (Eliot the Cougar) 3 years ago

    Точно!..

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  • Scott Rankin 3 years ago

    Happy New Year!

    I hope your New Year’s Eve was better than this!

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  • London Homer-Wambeam 3 years ago

    Oh come on, let’s be fair. My family celebrates Chanukah and Christmas and
    I only have one hyphen in my name.

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  • Whimzy74 3 years ago

    Does he actually have a live studio audience for his 4 minute web
    exclusives?

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  • Jan Vermeulen 3 years ago

    In which John Oliver is hilarious until he calls Boondock Saints a terrible
    movie. You are dead to me now, John.

    DEAD TO ME!

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  • Denis Lara 3 years ago

    Why in the USA people celebrate the new year with stranger and not with
    family?

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  • Eliot Winchell 3 years ago

    I wonder if they brought an audience just for this 3 minute video…

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  • Andrew Toomer 3 years ago

    John Oliver must be the most famous British person in America and yet no
    one in the UK has heard of him

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  • Jekkyl Crystal/J 3 years ago

    Or your last name might be grif

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  • Deb Cranford 3 years ago

    Seriously? You have never heard of Kawanzaa? Ok, I know it’s a
    African-American holiday. And that it ends in two A. That’s it. I now feel
    guilty and will look it up.
    Right after my cleanse.

    

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  • gemery101 3 years ago

    I’m gonna have to see Boondock Saints now. Everyone is giving John shit for
    not liking it… Feel like I’m missing out on something. Even if it’s bad,
    it could still be a win if it’s bad enough.

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  • Michael Arnold 3 years ago

    Not true John. Boondock Saints was an epic movie.

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  • Tom Pike 3 years ago

    John Oliver I love your show and all your opinions, but calling Boondock
    Saint a terrible movie??? Very disappointed Mr. Oliver….

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  • Zahbär Schmuni 3 years ago

    A terrible movie? !? I beg you pardon! !

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  • Rob Ztar 3 years ago

    You do realize that Chinese New Year is not at the same time, right? That’s
    about 1.4 billion people celebrating at a totally different date…

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  • Joosejpr 3 years ago

    Boondock Saints > Any and All Die Hard movies.

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  • austin reid 3 years ago

    The Boondock Saints is a great movie. Boo to you Mr. Oliver!!! Other than
    that you are the fucking man. Cheers mate. 

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  • Trent Meade 3 years ago

    Love ya

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  • Nereidhar 3 years ago

    There’s worse than forced interaction with strangers. There’s forced
    interaction with family members.

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  • Brianna Skadden-Davis 3 years ago

    I knew exactly who Paul Smecker was…

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  • tsquare82 3 years ago

    1) Boondock saints was awesome, how dare you John Oliver.
    2) All 5 Die Hard movies? I think you mean all four. Yes, you heard me.
    There were only four, dammit, do not listen to IMDB’s lies.

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  • Ryan Dolmanet 3 years ago

    fuck you boon dock saints is awesome 

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  • spectralprospectus 3 years ago

    Boondocks Saints is one of the best movies EVER!!!!!

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  • IQ267 3 years ago

    I wonder does HBO hire twenty people to sit in front of John Oliver and
    laugh for 3 and a half minutes? I understand if it’s a thirty minute
    episode but three minutes?

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  • TheJerbol 3 years ago

    You did not just diss Boondock Saints!

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  • max apricot 3 years ago

    I like how the pictures used had a nivea product placement on them (on the
    hats that the people with the stupid 2015 glasses). All the products are
    WHITE SHIT! FUCK NIVEA!

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  • Murphy Reedus 3 years ago

    Norman Reedus was in The Boondock Saints, Alan Rickman was in Die Hard.
    Norman Reedus and Alan Rickman made out in Dark Harbor; that is essentially
    Daryl Dixon making out with Severus Snape, which is amazing because both
    names have alliteration.
    Willem Dafoe is pretty.
    I love The Boondock Saints.

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  • MomoTheBellyDancer 3 years ago

    I just tell my friends that I hate their guts and that I don’t want to see
    their ugly faces until the new year. Works like a charm.

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  • Nitkowski Pictures 3 years ago

    You mean FOUR Die Hard movies. That fifth one is the disappointing child of
    the bunch that didn’t want to be an actual Die Hard movie and is now dead
    to me.

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  • DEATHMAJOR 3 years ago

    Well I’m not sure about you guys but they asked me about my cleanse, Oliver
    didn’t tell me what to do in that situation, so I ran.

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  • madinsomaniac 3 years ago

    Everything was humurous until you low blowed boondock saints wtf lol was
    gonna commend you even for recognizing the movie but… Also i bet most of
    the dislikes stems from that

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  • Giles Morin 3 years ago

    The boondock saints is a good movie!

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  • Dora Gillett 3 years ago

    Oh my god COME TO OUR GIRLS’ NIGHT YOU POOR MAN

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  • Mare Clydesdale 3 years ago

    I have an energetic cousin named Samantha. XD

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  • 0DarkEagle 3 years ago

    Boondock Saints was a good movie

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  • WollongongWacko 3 years ago

    I love the Boondock Saints

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  • Alwin Priven 3 years ago

    Hanukkah is fun, we get to play with fire!!

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  • Brandon “Waffles” Haynes 3 years ago

    Anyone else here from the nerd cubed mystery video button?

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  • thetokenblackguy88 3 years ago

    The first and only thind i ever disagreed with J.O.:
    The Boondock Saints is an awesome movie!

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  • danaisduhbom 2 years ago

    I love you John Oliver but FUCK YOU JOHN OLIVER BOONDOCKS SAINTS IS A GREAT
    MOVIE

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  • jokerswild00 2 years ago

    He’s right, boondock saints blows.

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  • DovahSpy 2 years ago

    “New Year’s eve is the worst.”
    Tell me about it, my pet died ON New Year’s Eve.

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  • Bob Ishkibible 2 years ago

    I really agree with John Oliver that new years eve is the worst

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  • Aaron's reviews 2 years ago

    Or you can just say you have diarrhea.

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