John Oliver apologizes to Jamie Dornan for perpetuating the #NotMyChristian hashtag…sort of.
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No one will see this.
Yes. That was such a riveting performance that, im casting him in my version of the movie fifty shades of chicken
If he’s not chained to that desk on the first episode, he’s going to have some VERY dissapointed fan mail
John Oliver come back! We need your comments!
For the record, John Oliver, I’m a virgin mother of 3 and I’d totally hit it 😉 lol #notmychristian #johnoliverismycelebritycrush
have you at least been cast for Community’s season 6 ?
Seriously, who are they making this movie for?!?!
UPDATE: After seeing the reviews…. Apparently the answer is no one lol.
I can’t believe HBO and John Oliver get a full audience together for these web exclusives. Kudos to you sirs.
fuking tease! you’re in the studio already ! make new show already! thanx :)
I kind of wonder where the live studio audience comes in for these web exclusive clips. I mean do people get tickets and think they’re gonna see a full show, then end up getting only a five minute show? Or are all of these prerecorded months and months ago after one of his last episodes.
I didn’t see regular episode (not the web exclusive one) on Youtube this time that John was referring to in this video. Does that mean, they won’t be uploaded anymore? If true, that’d be sad…
The next Webisode he posts should be a skeleton chained to a chair
yeah, yeah, but I think we are forgetting the main question here, how does he look without his glasses?
Walking dead season 5 comes back on that same day.
*Im finally here lol:)*
So John Oliver worked for 15 minutes in the month of January.
I honestly don’t know why this is being made into a movie. Couldn’t we just have the porno instead, and be done with it? XD
I got the “She’s all that” reference right away before he explained it. Don’t know if that’s a good thing
1:20 IT’S A THING GOING INTO ANOTHER THING – OH YEAH!!
This had me pissing myself laughing 🙂
p.s – anyone found the cookies I have hidden on my channel?
teenagers and their fun aunts… what of fun ladies in their 20s? :
I have read the trilogy of 50 Shades of Grey and, no, I’m not a middle aged mom or a sexualy frustrated teenager. I only read it because I was curious. What made 50 Shades of Grey famous is the internet, there’s nothing special about the book because there are dozens of adult fiction books which are a dozen times shocking and masterfully written. The more people talk about it, the more it gets a credit that doesn’t deserve. The “Greyssessed” cult will be offended Im quite sure, but seriously, try to pick a book other than 50 Shades of Grey and compare, that’s not the greatest book you’ll ever read.
I have no interest in seeing “Fifty Shades of Grey”. I’m so intentionally out of the loop on this thing that when I saw the picture of Jamie Dornan, I thought “Hey, it’s that guy from “The Fall”.
Maybe this will teach John Oliver to not take such long breaks. Seriously, don’t be lazy, work at least 10 months outta the year :|
“John Oliver is not happy with the casting of Jamie Dornan as ‘epitome of male beauty’ Christian Grey in the film adaptation of popular Twilight fanfic Fifty Shades of Grey. Specifically, he’s hurt that no one even considered him for the role.
Note to Universal Pictures: John Oliver is a hot nerd, and he’s prepared to do butt stuff in Fifty Shades Darker. He hasn’t read the books, but there’s definitely butt stuff, right?”
Here’s a few points from me, John. My tone is serious, which is appropriate because yours usually is.
1. 50 Shades of Grey portrays domestic abuse, not safe/sane/consensual BDSM. Mention 50 Shades to most members of the BDSM community, and observe their rage. As a progressive, sex-positive, feminist man, you don’t need to be associated with that bullshit.
2. My late father and my stepmother were/are erotica novelists. Google “Morgana Baron,” “Felix Baron,” or “Madeline Moore” if you’re curious. (Erotica writers use pen names 98% of the time.) Good erotica has a well developed plot, characters, and effective prose- just like good novels in every other genre. Not only do responsible BDSM practitioners despise 50 Shades, so do respectable wordsmiths and readers with standards.
3. I’m usually a domme, John. You’re… adorable. How can I say what I want to say? Perhaps I won’t.
4. Whatever box office 50 Shades gets, critics are going to bash it, left, right, and centre. I want you to have a respectable film career if that’s what you want. Vanity Smurf looks better on your +IMDb than Christian Grey.
+***** +The Femi-Liberal +Feministing +Last Week Tonight with John Oliver #NotMyChristian #50ShadesofGrey #BDSM #JohnOliver #LastWeekTonight #feminism
Why should I pay 15 bucks for a porno if I got Google to help me find millions of others for free? 50 Shades of Gray is the most overrated thing since the Twilight saga. If this movie makes more money than Age of Ultron, it will be one of the worst thing that will ever happen cinematic history.
HAHAHAHA THE SAME SHIT AS TWILIGHT. It is about internet propaganda that it was spreaded all over the world. And of course, those teenagers who does not have her first period….lol. Anyway, This kind of movies are really profitable. John Oliver you are such a badass hahaha
Smash the GENOCIDAL anti-White system with a consistent message. Nothing is more powerful than sound! Africa for the Africans. Asia for the Asians. White countries for EVERYONE!? That’s genocide! Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White!
This nonsensical hyper-sexualized culture will never survive. The scary thing is, what will come after it collapses?
President: John Stewart VP: Stephen Colbert Secretary of State: John Oliver Secretary of Defense: Rob Riggle Secretary of… looking diverse: Aasif Mandvi
2016 make it happen!!!
Fake and GAY! There is NOT a real audience. It’s just stupid sound effects.
Fake and gay video. But nice try.
Seriously, though, the 50 Shades of Grey movie sounds like the BDSM parts of the Nymphomaniac movies. Are softcore pseudo-porn movies becoming a publicly accepted thing now?
There was this girl I knew in high school. Her name was Linda. She used to sit in the seat in front of me in math class. She’d occasionally turn back and look at me slightly out of the corner of her eye. Every time she did it, I felt overwhelmed. My face flushed and my penis hardened. I didn’t know what to do. Every night I went home and I set on the edge of the bath tub, and close my eyes as I imagined her staring back at me with that warm smile. I would stroke myself gently, moaning as my hand glided over my pulsating shaft. But, despite the pleasure I would experience, I was never able to come. Day after day, night after night, I masturbated furiously to no avail. That is, until one day when I cut a picture of her out of the yearbook and taped it on my wall. I put it parallel to my waist and I stared her right in the eye as I vigorously abused my penis. Sweat was pouring out of every orifice, my breathing I’ve become sparse and before I knew it I started to feel a sinking feeling in my head. Just then I felt the biggest relief I had ever felt in my life as a fountain of blood flew from my manhood , covering the picture on the wall.
“I try to provide the fairest, most accurate commentary possible” Fuck off, John Oliver. Stick to your jokes, you libtard jester. Unless this was one of them, which it didn’t sound like.
Finally women will be able to be duped into buying the unrated version of something and get almost nothing extra like us guys were when we were younger. Buy the blue ray, 6 months later directors cut, 3 months later unrated edition etc etc until you pay for the same film 3 times and only every really watch it when it comes on TV and is cut down to bullish:t
This tea-swilling limey poofter prefers the British system of justice, where you get locked up for calling someone a n*gger or a Paki rapist on Twitter. That’s not any kind of country I want to live in, I don’t know about you. You just keep your queen, your spanking fetishes, your stupid, expensive raincoats, your bad teeth…and your fish & chips deep-fried potato wedges; I’ll keep my constitutional rights, thank you very much, you two-faced, gun-grabbing. speech-squelching fascist! :)
Big time lady boner for John Oliver.
whats 50 shades of gray? i’ve been in videogame land for so long…..
I think it was around Jan. 2014 I first started hearing about “50 Shades of Grey” with not very many details about the book. It seemed that the book was this great “Literary Accomplishment” — the 21st Century equivalent of “War and Peace”
Then, I hear the book and the movie are all about “S & M”. Call me old-fashioned, but this 60-year-old does not think of “Great Literature” and S&M in the same sentence.
more like fifty shades of gay
“a foreign weakling” hahahahaha
Give this man an Oscar!!!
I’m the only one who hasn’t read the books.
I like how no one mentions the fact that 50 Shades was originally an erotic fanfiction about Twilight. I wish I was making that up.
Just Saw The Movie and it Sucks! The Best Part, and I Kid You Not, Was When a Teenage Girl Got Arrested inside the Theater for Using Her Phone( Presumably to Tweet #NOTMYCHRISTIAN)
best adition ever
point taken!!! and with a good laugh!!
What is “But(t) Stuff”?
As a 35 year old, 280 pound, bearded Canadian man, I can honestly say that I think you’re pretty Jon Oliver.
I’ve started reading the book but it was so boring! I didn’t even get to the sex part – I thought, if I have to bear reading such shallow literature before reading some porn… not worth it. The only good thing about it is John Oliver!
Is it just me or did anyone else – before watching the episode. Misread the hashtag in the title as #NotMyChristianApology . And think it was an episode about people who have said homophobic/racist/sexist things or tried to introduce batshit insane policies while claiming that the bible supported what they were doing, but were later forced to give a fake apology. Along with a call for Christians to (using the hashtag) publicly denounce them and their bullshit and reject the notion that they are followers of the same religion.
Okay, so this is not a book that should be tossed aside lightly? ….It should be thrown with great force, tied up and whipped?
Hilarious. The film was said to be idiotic and considering that the leading lady is the daughter of Hollywood parents I don’t think she could be persuaded to do anything beyond being naughty.
For the audition you need to at least take your shirt off!!!!!!!!!
2:05 Did anyone else notice how Nervous he was in macho man impersonation
John Oliver is #mychristian
My real complaint is that we are already swimming in porn and our society is on a direct and expedited trajectory to hell…how we have to make S and M mainstream?
Those pathetic woohoos and screams from the crowd are going to be the perpetual sound echoing through the chambers of hell.
Either way..I am presuming this is going to end in Butt Stuff…Awesome.
John should just do his own James bond movie. better sex, wider audience, and some erotic escapade ever suburban mom would love to have. call it John Oliver in 007: shades of gray.
I didn’t think there would be any circumstance wherein I would watch any movie in the 50 Shades of Grey franchise, but I think I’d have to see the sequel if they cast John Oliver and allowed him to perform his own rendition of the character.
Is it just me or did John Oliver drop a Community reference?
Nah, brah, they’ve had sex before. They’ve just never had an orgasm.
John Oliver should play Q and bring back those badass Bond gadgets and not some lame ass radio.
Fuck the book and the author
Not only is 50 Shades a poorly written book (“I feel the colour in my cheeks rising again. I must be the colour of The Communist Manifesto. – nice synonym for ‘red’ there, E. L. James), but it portrays the BDSM community in a seriously misguided and damaging way. Christian Grey ignores Ana’s use of safe words and then leaves her (a completely new and inexperienced member of the BDSM community) lying on his bed as he saunters away into the daydreams of suburban mums. This book has been worshipped by thousands, and has significantly increased the use of BDSM toys. Of course, there is absolutely nothing wrong with trying out new stuff but please, for the love of all the gods, don’t use this book as a guideline for BDSM. You might just find yourself unwillingly sexually assaulting your partner. Be safe, be aware.
I thought he was going to just start shouting and grunting really loud
Damn, that’s some pretty good lighting.
You know he and Dakota would have better chemistry. He has a sense of humor. #ThatsMyChristian #SorryJamieDornan #NotReallySorry #LastWeekTonight #FiftyShadesofUgh #hashtags
The only show on Youtube that has a live audience for it’s taping,
Mary: “Yeah this third kid here was also from god.” Joseph: “OH COME ON”
Wow, I thought John was going a completely different direction with this hashtag: that #NotMyChristian was the Christian version of the Muslim #NotInMyName For “real” Christians to shut down so-called Christians doing very un-Christian things…
Wait, an unpeeled carrot? Those can be peeled?
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50 shades of oliver
Too good! John Oliver rocks!
Eh 9&1/2 weeks is wayyyyyy better and im a woman 😉 huehuehue
#50 shades of olive
Go john Oliver lmfao
50 shades of who gives a fuck!
Honestly I’m with jesse cox on this, I wanted an old fat guy. That would have been hilarious
Still a better story than Fifty Shades of Grey.
Canada desperately need a nightly news show like this or The Daily Show/ Nightly Show
Imo you are sexier than him, john
how do these movies make so much money if everyone says its not good?
~Daily Reminder that Christian Grey is a rapist and Fifty Shades romanticizes abuse~
Welcome to 50 shades of Oliver
Oliver… I’ve been a fan for a long time…. most of the time agreeing on your coments about issues brought to the show……but when I notice a stupid one like this one about “50 Shades of Grey” I was forced to coment. Just keep in mind that the author, the director, the cast and now the main charactarer has been demonized way too many times by people that klnow NOTHINIG ABOUT BDSM and it’s a sad surprise to find you on that same side of the fence.
PLEASE IF YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT AN ISSUE you should read about it and don’t join the crowd that for the most part it’s made of sad middle age men that found themselvs threathen by it.
Do you think he got the handcuffs from Kanas’s sex toy auction?
I was oddly attracted to John’s Christian Grey.
This was CLEARLY Hollywood’s loss
He was right,the movie was sh*t #notmychristian
Well, one more atheist found. Im glad that time is coming, very shortly all his laughs will become into cries. One day when the time comes he will realize, of what such a fool he is made out of. How is he going to discrase Christianity, God! How can people even watch this? I get so angered when i see this type of stuff on Internet. Yet i pray to God to forgive this man for all the sins he is casting live. God will take care of him himself, when time comes. So let it be for now, everything is in Gods hands. God Bless
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