Doping scandals have cast a shadow over the Olympic Games. Until we eliminate drugs from sports, we should at least update our athlete promos.
seriously? u wanna talk about doping? there is brexit the orlando shooting. and we are talking abt dopping tonight?? FUCK YOU JOHN OLIVER! FUCK YOU!
Van Rompuy’s ass is gonna hurt for a while longer. France will be next, I reckon
Last time I was this early, Messi still wanted to play for Argentina.
Last time I came this early, the UK was still in the EU
Who else was happy to hear the Hamilton reference John Oliver made? Anyone? No….just me….? ….okay….
Woah, that chimp thing was nuts.
Anti-doping chaperone. Yeah, fuck that. I’m a grown man. I have some dreams of being an Olympic sprinter but I couldn’tt have some random dude following me and watching me piss. This isn’t the military, they’re not your P.O.
all the other important shit to talk about and we get sports :L
who else goes to Consumer’s channel after watching a video from this channel?
just when I was gonna get off my phone
Who else thinks that John is awesome? :)
That freudian slip of “Thrillary Clinton”
and to think i was going to bed ?
He’s not the regulator we need…but he’s the one we deserve.
Last time I was this early Britain was in EU
Rather hear about possible election fraud
Bloomin’ onion, anyone?
what a great way to end the night c:
This is how we drug test in the Marine Corps….
Oh my god the vanished twin part ?
Anybody else remember Teddy Ruxpin?
15:10 I get a distinct “Feel sorry for the poor black woman” race bating emotional manipulation vibe. Otherwise it was a nice return to the usual quality of program after last week’s brexit video.
who voted to leave?
Doping, not Brexit? #pondermethis
I know this won’t happen in a million years but, can the US government make an acceptation and let John become the president? Please?
Be better than God intended ????
Damn John, back at it again with a FIRE video
Hang on! Now You See Me 2 might not be the best, but it’s a heck of a lot better than Independence Day: Resurgence!
I can see the sadness in his eyes. Wow Brexit feels bad man.
Come on John. I need to go to bed but you gotta upload
Who else did like Now You See Me 2?
You know what? Fuck sports. I am sticking with cartoons.
no short but sweet comment on the Brexit result though?
they have got solid golden bones and jet hay hair and their favorite pop group is the spice girls and that is right it is the trumps from the american election fight. if you like fights that are about luxury and nicknames and ovals then this is the right fight for you because it has got all of them things in it especially luxury and my best bit in the whole of the fight is when the donald the man who flies through the air to kick mexicans leaves new york during his beauty therapy course to rush right home and go out at night and do the right thing and defend his family because that is what people do at new york when theyve got family in danger and it is such a shame for him because he just wants to be liked by people and when it was at the time for him to start entering the fight for himself the media was saying that it was the least presidential thing they had ever seen in there life and everyone started saying yeah i know it is such a pointless thing to do and it made him feel really upset and he tried to shout for them to all shut up but he couldnt say it properly because there was so many blaze orange paints burning his lips and so he just stood there for ages and then at a later time in the night time when the golden donald was calmed down a slice in the night time the flying golden boy whose name is donald was in his garden cutting his favorite hedge into the shape of mel c from the spice girls and his top secret mexican wife comes into the garden and she says ugh stop being so obsessed with mel c from the spice girls she is the worst one and the golden boy says yeah yeah yeah tell it to someone who actually gives a piss and then he has a deep bite into bottom lip for himself to ease his mind and then she says that she is having a affair with someone at her work and the flying boy says who the bladder piss is it and she says oh i dont know maybe someone who doesnt nearly choke me to death with orange paints every day and the flying golden donald just looks at her for about 15 seconds and then he says well i guess you should know that i am also having a affair as well and the mexican wife woman says who would ever have a affair with you and then the flying golden does a twenty five percent smile and then he points to the top of his tower and he says marisol would and she laughs and she says you are having a affair with marisol your tower radio antenna repair woman and the flying gold says yep i love her and she loves me too and there is nothing that you can do about it so shut up and leave me alone and then he runs off into the woods like a nasty golden kicking crab and then right at the end of the fight it shows the flying kick kneeling in a hole in the woods that he has dug and filled with loads and loads of bright silver glitter and he is kissing and licking and rolling through the layers of glitter in the pit of silver glitter with his marisol and he is singing the spice girls song 2 become 1 to it and then the camera goes really up close to his eyes and then his eyes do a massive squirt of tears of joy and the glitter is slowly starting to become beaming like diamonds on fire from being bathed in the flying goldens tears under the moonlight and then the fight just ends really suddenly and it is such a lovely ending to such a lovely fight and i definitely think that you should have a watch of it because you wont be disappointed, not even a slice.
How is this about something other than him crying over Brexit happening?
Fucking every time, how does he do it???
Under 10000 views. Good enough for me.
John Oliver: Making my Monday mornings better
19:25 that’s the fucking music from the vortex club from life is strange. Why do I know this.
Everyone knows marijuana is a performance enhancing drug.
Ok, who was that young guy in the clip at the end? He looks so familiar but I can’t place him and don’t see his name in the description…
Hey! I liked Now You See Me 2! Bite me!
Instead of stopping them from doing drugs. Give them all the drugs that will be fun. (,-,)
Bicycle is cool sport, you’re British Milhouse.
Hey, it’s that actor from Veep no?
they should divide the olympics into dope olympics and clean olympics
Last time I was this early the uk was still alive n the EU
9:11 – 9:12 “fully jacked footlong” that looks like she’s holding Michael Phelps member as he gets out of the pool. #OhTheIrony
the black girl was also roided, just badly. you muricans are just idiots when it comes to this…
Will Oliver ever talk about how we all always complain about having to watch him at 2:30am eastern time?
to think this video will soon be in the millions
Damn this was a funny one…
Why not just make another Olympics for the drugged-out? There’s a Special Olympics, right? Same shit, different pile.
sad truth about sports
6:30 Thank you for that information. I was eating, I am not hungry any more.
you know what I have a simple resolution for this. make two different leagues for this; doping and non-doping league. if people want to destroy their bodies then let that be on them. just mark every record made on doping read “made while using body altering substances.”
Lance have to smile. 🙂 After all Tyler Hamilton wife was basically the one that told everyone for years Lance was doping.
You have to let it go
how does this twit stay on the air, I had to mute it once he started shouting and ranting towards the end and not once did I even laugh or smile at anything he said,… my god this is suppose to pass for comedy and entertainment and of all things on HBO
Anyone else think that either A) We should just replace the Olympics with a worldwide version of Eurovision that’s just-as-dorky as regular Eurovision, B) Make all the sports ones involving badass super-robots; with some events being more Battlebots-type-robots and some being more RObot Jox-type robits or C) We should embrace the alteration of athlethes and take it to Cronenberg-y levels because LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH?
When it’s 3:00 am but YouTube is life
I was expecting a piece on Brexit.
Why don’t they have a version of the Olympics where everyone can do whatever doping they want? That’d probably bring in more money than the normal Olympics because more people would want to see the human body pushed to it’s absolute limits.
You already got me with the “fully jacked foot-long”. I was just in tears for the rest of it
The thing with the twins actually does exist (called chimera or so) but it should have been noticed (and thus provable) before. My favourite example of how bs it is about doping is when they dropped the allowed number of red blood cells or whatnot and all the athletes that had ‘naturally’ high levels somehow magically dropped right below the new level. Yeah, sure.
Quick question: why should anyone care? They’re athletes. They have the life expectancy of racehorses with about as much societal impact. Let them drug themselves until their hearts explode at 35. It’s not like they’re useful in any form for that long anyway.
Your Country will vote between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and you say that Putin is a Problem?
That’s just messed up. I believe Putin is the best option that Russia has to offer. Just look at the Nationalist Party of Russia. Yeah, they are doping but compared to other issues this is really nothing.
make drugs that are actually good for you legal.
Last time I was this early the UK was in the EU :/
4:57 I have never seen a British person laugh like that before..
I don’t have a problem with doping, it would actually make the olympics and baseball exciting to watch for once.
as soon as he said love the quality dropped
I haven’t started the video yet but this is so coincidental that this is this weeks video subject and just last week my team had a surprise drug testing as well as as soon as Brock Lesner was put on the fight card he’s been drug tested 5 times in the past 2 weeks.
why is this a thing? there are no clean, honest sports. Amature or pro. Rules are made to be broken. So they do. Olympics are no different. Let them juice, so then we can see someones heart explode while running a 3 minute mile
True Story: I once had an orgasm while fucking in a Nissan Cube.
Rich Pound? Not after the British EU referendum
It’s 12:00 am here, I was gonna sleep. Was.
I nearly learned something important from this video. Then forgot it all when I heard the name “Dick Pound”.
Dick Pound, my new porn name.
People should be very sceptical of this show. No mention of TPP for two years and a lot of cherry picking/oversimplifications in other stories. It still has its value but I watch it with a pinch of salt now.
Why does anyone take them seriously again?
Teddy Ruxby, hahaha dumb nigga said robots
Last time I was this early half of King’s Landing wasn’t blown to pieces by wildfire.
I heard Schuyler and Hamilton and was excited…
Black chicks are hot.
Mr. John Oliver!! do a SJW andor feminist segment. Teach teh world their importance and rational thinking.
HAHAHA JOKE!! Pls rekt them!
Last time I was this early, John Oliver was talking about Brexit.
John is mad about Brexit lol
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