Kumail Nanjiani Stand-Up 02/24/11 – CONAN on TBS

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Published on February 16, 2016

Kumail talks about Freddy vs Jason, The Elephant Man, and being comforted by his mother!

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  • Team Coco 4 years ago

    Before starring on “Silicon Valley” & “The X-Files,” Kumail Nanjiani
    performed stand-up on CONAN — now on YouTube!

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  • TheSkyIsDark11 4 years ago

    First

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  • WolfPackGaming 4 years ago

    I heard Conan is going to have a clueless gamer with pewdiepie is that
    true?

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  • Akshat Agrawal 4 years ago

    I like the dude in Silicon Valley but his stand up is just not good :/

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  • Kelly Davis 4 years ago

    Love it when actors from my favourite shows are actually also really funny
    in real life…. I NEED SEASON 3 Silicon Valley !!!

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  • That one big guy 4 years ago

    wow a blast from the past

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  • 10x The King Mufasa Was 4 years ago

    What happened to his set on this channel about heroin? 🙁
    That was hilarious too

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  • That Guy 4 years ago

    What’s funny is white people are getting lead roles that shouldn’t even
    star a white person like Russell Crowe in Noah or Christian Bale in Exodus.
    Damn it feels good to be white.

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  • Spuddywesker 4 years ago

    i liek the baw sak m3

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  • Billy D 4 years ago

    wasn’t funny

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  • Godzilla Verses 4 years ago

    His reoccurring role on Portlandia is absurd!

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  • edgehead510 4 years ago

    One minute ads eh

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  • crippletime 4 years ago

    oh great some stand-up from 5 years ago. Where’d you find this gem?

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  • Joe Bastianich 4 years ago

    ciaO

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  • gorecreaper 4 years ago

    Laughed through it all. Dunno the guy but he is hilarious! xDDD

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  • quagthias 4 years ago

    This guy is the best and I think he got his wish – he now is probably more
    well-known than “Kumar”

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  • InappropriateDirtyComments 4 years ago

    amazing!

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  • OneButton Dash 4 years ago

    this guy has some of the most animated eyebrows I’ve ever seen

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  • Dino 4 years ago

    meh

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  • papasmurfzable 4 years ago

    Yay a good comedian performing on Conan.

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  • FPSONNY 4 years ago

    Supmaniga!

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  • KingKong19100 4 years ago

    Please tell Conan that I eat babies.

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  • Nick Frampton 4 years ago

    The fact that his comedy relies on the fact that he is brown means he
    sucks.

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  • cris solis 4 years ago

    good. more. thanks. yes.

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  • bluhousworker 4 years ago

    I went to The Elephant Man in the theatre with my parents in 1980 when I
    was 9 and I left the cinema balling my eyes.

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  • TheOtogi 4 years ago

    Anti-Social Dream Warrior Freddy Krueger

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  • faboze 4 years ago

    GREAT COMEDY

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  • Polan 4 years ago

    Met this guy while filming a movie! He’s super chill (cept he didn’t look
    like he wanted to be in the movie lol)

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  • sssssssev 4 years ago

    “foist”

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  • Sleepydog 4 years ago

    How is “dark meat” racist? Im a vegetarian so maybe dark meat is implying
    something bad…? Though it’s just about how much blood has been in the
    muscle during the animal’s, or in this case, human’s lifetime. The more you
    use the muscle to darker the meat. From what it sounded like, Freddie liked
    dark meat? If that’s a good or bad thing i dunno. Point is, PC is good, but
    taking it too far and it will backlash.

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  • Redman10 4 years ago

    SILICON VALLLLEY!

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  • Rob Carroll 4 years ago

    God he’s so funny. I need to watch more of his stand up

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  • torpedopoop 4 years ago

    Is Pete in the audience? I can hear his laugh.

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  • Drik that (Drikthat) 4 years ago

    That’s Jakes fake brother

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  • CHE6yp 4 years ago

    …and then he started to jerk off to everyone in the audience.

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  • Moeillo 4 years ago

    Dinesh get your ass back to work chop chop!

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  • BilboB 4 years ago

    old set

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  • inam ullah khan 4 years ago

    yay for Pakistan!

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  • Master Gradius 4 years ago

    4:09 kumail was testifying to the fact back in early ’11 4:09 – now with
    the oscar controversy, everybody is talking about it

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  • Tan man 4 years ago

    9.5/10

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  • calixa 4 years ago

    this was great…..out loud laughs

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  • William Gioffre 4 years ago

    Kumail nanjiania is my soul mate nothing is better than his bit on silent
    rain and the Karachi map from of call of duty

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  • Erin L 4 years ago

    All I hear is Reggie from telltale’s The Walking Dead lol

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  • John Murray 4 years ago

    PRISMO!

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  • thatoriginalchris 4 years ago

    Really quick flash, subliminal type picture of Jason at 1:00 ??

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  • Ashlyn Hermit 4 years ago

    This is awesome lol and I love him in Portlandia :D

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  • jasmine agina 4 years ago

    Ya he is doing stand up

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  • Rytis K. 4 years ago

    Sounds like a great mom. I would be such a dad. Tell it like it is.

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  • Zakk Brown 4 years ago

    Someone on Team CoCo PLEASE tell Sona how beautiful she is on my behalf.

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  • Ram Ramzy 4 years ago

    This guy is famous…isn’t conan stand up for beginners only?

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  • Ruben Echeverria 4 years ago

    I like him.

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  • MrGenedancingmachine 4 years ago

    There’s a sliver of SJW running through him that worries me

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  • derive 4 years ago

    weak

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  • Juber777 4 years ago

    My man Prismo

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  • daddyrmz 4 years ago

    You lost me at needle gloves

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  • anonymousvagrant 4 years ago

    Brilliant in Silicon Valley. Play the character to a T

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  • Angel Abarca 4 years ago

    Prismo!

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  • Pizzaman333 4 years ago

    Wow didn’t see the date but this was really hilarious!

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  • The Cricket Nerd 4 years ago

    The new reference for racism is Raj from the Big Bang Theory instead of
    Kumar.

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  • reezus christ 4 years ago

    Get Sammy obeid back please Conan

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  • Lilllie B. 4 years ago

    Prismo!

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  • Jon R 4 years ago

    Smart he ended with a bit about his name!

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  • Jon Krieger 4 years ago

    Love Kumail, one of the best on Silicon Valley, which BTW you must see if
    you haven’t!!

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  • Raskolnikov32 4 years ago

    That must be the fifth or six stand up bit I’ve ever seen from Kumail, and
    it’s also the fifth or sixth time I’ve heard that
    Ugly-Duckling-Elephant-Man bit…

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  • Alex Gard 4 years ago

    I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY!!!

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  • Hh 4 years ago

    this brought me to read the plot of elephant man and now I want to cry…
    can someone say something funny

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  • Leo's Universe 4 years ago

    lol

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  • Sarah Daniel 4 years ago

    dem caterpillars doe

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  • Rainyfriday 4 years ago

    I’ve heard this guy makes some pretty good pickles.

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  • Christian Noruego 4 years ago

    this guy was one of the best things in Portlandia… always cracks me up!

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  • Ghost81 4 years ago

    Kumail? No thanks, I’ll stick with Gmail

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  • gypsijewel 4 years ago

    liked him

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  • Cherie L 4 years ago

    I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE LOVE LOVE KUMAIL!!!!!

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  • Belnick6666 4 years ago

    it is not hard to be racist against a white guy, just call him racists if
    you are not white and you are a racist for saying so

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  • MrGrizmint 4 years ago

    can non white comedians do non race jokes? its a crutch. get good kid

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  • InJeansWords 4 years ago

    Kumar who?

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  • SepticTank Australia 4 years ago

    Is that the guy from X-Files who stabbed himself in the head?

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  • dexy122 4 years ago

    This guy looks a lot like Pakistani Denzel Washington.

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  • R Ferreira 4 years ago

    Great set!!!!

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  • Drum 3A 4 years ago

    Deputy Custodian Lapari! The Silver Ghost

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  • Cubsfan122112 4 years ago

    What’s the world come to if you can’t laugh at yourself? I thought he was
    funny :)

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  • Iam the walrus 4 years ago

    hot tub time machine 2

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  • Austin McQuirk 4 years ago

    PRISMO!

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  • Rachel Kim 4 years ago

    throw jordan schlansky up there and let the magic happen

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  • Jonathan Hernandez 4 years ago

    He said he recently just watched Freddy Vs Jason and then says there was a
    collective groan from the audience in the theater….where on earth did he
    see this?

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  • chairslapper 4 years ago

    PORTLANDIAAA

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  • Dominic F 4 years ago

    Is Pete Holmes in the audience?

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  • MasterofPuberty 4 years ago

    “The guy with the face”? That’s the mask, silly!

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  • Yashvin Vedanaparti 4 years ago

    He looks like Kilgrave from Jessica Jones

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  • Rick Sanchez 4 years ago

    These are his very old materials but I still laughed

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  • SuperTupac 4 years ago

    hilarious!

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  • Greg Gammago 4 years ago

    Sorry, this smelly hindoo isn’t funny.

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  • Carters Retro Reviews 4 years ago

    Man, I like this guy. I think he’s gunna go places.

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  • mcsportslover 4 years ago

    The Walking Dead Season 2 (Game) “the Indian guy in it”

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  • dbzkhalid01 4 years ago

    baljit from phineas and ferb

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  • MaestroFriedrich 4 years ago

    STAND UP IS AN ART. KEEP WORKING ON IT. MARIA BAMFORD.

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  • basketfreak023 4 years ago

    kinda sounds like hes going through puberty

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  • hossahunter22 4 years ago

    Jake hurwitz’s fake bro

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