Donald Trump really put himself out there by describing his feelings toward Kim Jong-Un as ‘in love.’
It’s really hard to determine the most unsettling aspect of the Trump administration’s interaction with the North Korean government: Trump’s unabashed adulation for a genocidal dictator, the woefully unprepared and naïve strategy in negotiating with Pyongyang, or the obvious manner in which Kim Jong-Un and his people are taking advantage of Donnie’s vanity, inability to resist flattery, and desire for superficial photo-op diplomacy. As such, Trump & Co. already made major concessions while receiving little more than obtuse promises in return, and now NK’s official line is they “will never disarm” without further incentives from the US. The “best dealmaker” fails again.
*BOOMance* – A Love Story
One late, gloomy evening at the white house: trump is feeling forlorn .
The TV, for some unfair and suspicious reason, is malfunctioning, and Melania has already retreated for the day and is safe and cozy in her bunker. Without anyone giving him affection, without any form of entertainment, trump’s feeling of loneliness deepens. Then his eyes falls upon a big envelope, shimmering before him in the dusk. Tentatively, he reaches out a dainty hand, and caresses the silky smooth paper…
Suddenly knowing what to to, he grabs the phone ;
” I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the button on my desk . . . ”
Getting “Un” with it.
So.. who pees on who?
I am imagining it now; Trump, crying in to his pillow, while he remembers him and Kim, holding hands as they skip through a field of daisies. Both of them smiling and laughing.
Trump, Putin and Kim Jong Un, aka the Devil’s Triangle.
Im not in love
So dont forget it
Its just a silly phase Im going through…
So if I write you
dont make a fuss
Dont tell your friends
about the two of us
Im not in love, no no
I feel bad for Putin. He was the OTP with Trump but now the writers have confirmed Trump x Kim canon.
Sure he loves him now but wait til a younger dictator comes along.
The Kim segements are the best ones
Trump is an embarrassment to mankind. ?
“…and _we fell in love.”_
Whoa. ? Okay, now. How did Melania respond to _that?_
I think I pissed myself xD
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The music combined with the letter , genius Colbert genius.
Orange sea cucumber.aka little orange toad.
Kim: Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You look like an Oompa Loompa who is was over fed.
And hey Obama, got nothin on You.
Trump: *school girl in love noises*
Melania must be free for an hour after hearing this, then when he came back, she had a stroke…
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