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SO WHY WAS THIS RE-UPLOADED.
Fake and Gay!
Stop making these videos unavailable outside of America goddam..
Spot-on Scalia impression.
Gay lucky numbers………5 to 4. LOL
Calls himself a Catholic. Ha. GOOD GOYIM.
Why was this deleted and reuploaded?
late nights audience smdh
Holy shit, I’m at work and he freaking scared the shit out of me.
Corporations can get married. Mergers
I have a feeling, the new Late Show is going to be very political/satirical. The conservatives will flock to Fallon. ;)
This is why I miss the Colbert report:(
Why are these people on the SCOTUS?
dafaq with the downvotes?
This was a really cool hybrid of the real Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report! Awesome!!
Was that LittleKuriboh’s voice at the end?
Scalia has a gay son Oh EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE me. Scalia has a son who’s a priest.
🙂 Please make a bunch of voice command mp3 files that I can use in Elite Dangerous via Voice Attack so I can have you on my ship supporting me whenever I want to destroy whatever planet those Men of the Black Cloth come from!
I noticed got the traditional black band leader. No way that’s racist. :)
AMERICA IN CRISIS! THE REBIRTH OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH
This demonic verdict has nothing to do with religion but obedience to the Will of God
Religion is manmade but faith and obedience comes from god!
From the Clintons along with Obama, the judiciary or specifically, the U.S. Supreme Court and law enforcement are a sham looking for a scapegoat for the actions of immorality and incorrect teachings of America’s socioeconomic system and presidency spreading throughout the world. Was it not the U.S. Supreme Court that ruled that police are responsible for protecting the law and not the citizenry and now alleging that same-sex marriage have the same constitutional rights as god-fearing citizenry? Was it not also the U.S. Supreme Court that caused a nation to react unconscionable for immoral ruling legalizing gay marriage nationwide? Why is the world at large and America as a whole avoiding the truth that its teachings and not weaponry are to blame for the mass and individualized socioeconomic demise of so many both in North and South America, Africa and elsewhere around the world? Has America forgotten that without the intervention of God there would have been no United States least of all what is considered the Supreme Court, which is again a sham and that the government is upon Jesus Christ while failing to realize ” For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to what he hath done, whether it be good or bad.” (2 Corinthians 5). The Clintons, Obama, the Supreme Court justices, law enforcement along with every other human being will have to give an account.
While America preaches, teaches and passes all forms of immoral judgments promoting ungodly behavior forgetting that that which America and most of worldviews has done was prophesied before the birth of America; that there will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God—having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people. They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth. Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone [2 timothy 3]. Now, the question arises is where do you as an individual or the Body of Christ elect to find yourself, your family, your home and your place of worship, if you have one and if not, why not; and, not simply any house of worship but a Bible-teaching, God-fear house of the Almighty.
Therefore, another question is—who truly is the guilty in this atrocity; the person passing judgment on the way of life in America or you who allow the enemy to infiltrate your mind, your home, your family, your children, and your church or even your socioeconomic system? I say, again, Obama, the judiciary especially the U.S. Supreme Court and law enforcement are a sham looking for a scapegoat for the actions of immorality and incorrect teachings of America’s socioeconomic system and presidency. Was it not the U.S. Supreme Court that ruled that police are responsible for protecting the law and not the citizenry? Is it not the selfsame U.S. Supreme Court that rules in favor of immorality claiming that the constitution allows gay marriage? Clarence Thomas wrote in opposition/dissent that “The corollary of that principle is that human dignity cannot be taken away by the government. Slaves did not lose their dignity (any more than they lost their humanity) because the government allowed them to be enslaved. Those held in internment camps did not lose their dignity because the government confined them. And those denied governmental benefits certainly do not lose their dignity because the government denies them those benefits. The government cannot bestow dignity, and it cannot take it away.” However, what the average Christian or otherwise decent individual does not realize is that dignity can be given away through non-responsiveness to the immorality or inhumane treatment to humankind and wonder why your children, your families, your homes, your very lives are in peril. Is it not time for a new government; a God-fearing government that holds allegiance and obedience to God, Jesus Christ? Or, will you continue to glorify the devil, Satan, Lucifer in your homes, churches, schools, and judiciary, will believing that you live in a democracy. Oh, thou fool!
At least, Clarence Thomas had the common decency along with three others to recognize these facts and reject the ways of this world and worldviews promoted by the five proclaiming constitution rights to gay marriage that is not even gay if the true meaning of the word is understood.
Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice. Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand. Be careful for nothing; but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God [Philippians 4] and, not in the ways of this world and its worldviews. For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error [Romans 1]. Remembering that we who do not follow after such atrocities are compelled to hate the sin but love the sinner even as we pray for them.
You, the reader, cannot have it both ways; you cannot encourage in any aspect the ways of so-called rights of gays and acknowledge God as and is sovereign.
John L. Harris, Sr.
All to the Glory of God, the Father of All!
Gaining knowledge is not enough; It is knowledge acted upon that brings results!
Joke about it all you want; ridicule those that object to the atrocities of the U.S. Supreme Court but just as Pharaoh pronounced the fate of Egypt’s first born, the last of the ten plagues of Egypt, so has the U.S. Supreme Court and Barack H. Obama pronounced death sentence on America! You do recall the ten plagues?
slapping the flags like cocks in his face at the end was genius!! and I’m totally watching this at workmaybe not discreetly though ’cause i’m cracking up!! can’t wait for this motherfucker’s new show.
As a true Bible believing Christian, you must be happy for this and here is why. First, understand that America is dead and that we are entering into the NWO and time of the antichrist. Do not be mistaken, the Jesuit Order and Vatican made this possible. Remember, the Catholic “Church” is the great whore described in Revelation. Next, you must understand, that by banning the Confederate flag, that was a clear assault on you first amendment rights. Soon, very soon you will start being persecuted for preaching the Gospel because it will be labeled “HATE SPEECH”. That is of course unless, the Body of Christ is removed. Remember, once we leave, then Time Time of Jacob’s (Israel) Trouble will begin. So Christian remember, we are close to being raptured away. Don’t be angered that the sodomites got their rights. Spend your energy reading the Bible and preaching the Gospel.
Colbert weighs in….
He doesn’t even eat the cookie
It’s weird without a studio audience…
Fuck stephen colbert, i lost respect for him, joining on the liberal bandwagon just for ratings. What a fucken whore.
God says…”why would you die in your sins” God is bringing judgment soon, seek Jesus Christ before it is forever too late for all of you.
now if only the marriages could be consummated legally in all 50 states.
Should be making fun of the 5 justices that let a delusional minuscule minority sway them into believing a delusion.
I love you, Stephen, but…*a* historic day. It’s *a* historic day. You don’t ride *an* horse, and you don’t buy *an* house. “An” is paired with the soft ‘h’ sound, and “a” is paired with the hard ‘h’ sound. Come on, my fellow caucasian brother. Let’s get our grammar straight.
And also, screw those bigots.
*GASP!* I’m in Australia… And this video isn’t blocked! No region lock anymore? Rejoice!
Fucking idiot bigot religious pieces of shit are the only ones downvoting this
Yes congratulations on ruining the very fabric of America.Thanks for putting an end to common sense and decency and turning every American into a pussy 20-year old who thinks they understand how the world works.And thanks for making America a laughing stock,and most of all thanks for making us into cat-loving,retards who will most definitely loose WW3 against Russia.Hope ya’ll like potato soup and Russian opera!
Lol at people saying most religions oppose gay marriage, the Catholic religion is filled with rapists and pedophiles, like they have any say in what’s moral. The Christians are mostly filled with money grubbing scam artists and need I go on about Muslims and extremists. If I believe in God I will do so at my own will and form my own relationship with him, organized religion will not lie to me anymore.
Could somebody explain the five to four joke? Idungeddid
I love fucking love feeding off the tears of the homophobic “Christians” and other idiots. You try to mark this as a problem in the government, but it is not the problem. You are the bloody problem, you treat anyone with different sexual preferences, beliefs/religions and social choices as second rate citizens. You fucking people need to open your eyes and see the world as it really is. People are people, even they do not coincide with your beliefs.
The worlds problems would be over if people stopped giving a shit about these kinds of things.
personally i think the constitution and bill of rights should only apply to some americans. anyone who isnt similar to me can fuck off out of my country,
Conservative bigots are cancer.
Lol fags. It may be legal but it isn’t natural. It’s more natural to bang my female dog than it is to stick my penis in another mans hairy rectom where feces comes out.
Hillary congratulated the activists who have been working for this for years. We this day happened no thanks to you Hillary! You’ve been for gay marriage for like 5 days, and now you want to celebrate with everyone else. Screw you. You could have been pushing this for years, but you didn’t. Bernie made his support for gay marriage public 43 years ago. Vote Bernie in the primaries people!!! #feelthebern #sanders2016
Gays are cancer of our society
Yeah, but not all states give rights to gays who are married.
First the confederate flag then this….this country is going downhill.
Now God has,every right to destroy America. This is an abomination and amarica has become mystry Babylon and Babylon is destroyed,in one hour by fire. Yes Iran will be able to destroy us. Its coming. Cant wait. Jesus is coming to get the christains and the homosexuals will be destroyed by our enemies. All those who make war with the lamb of God are going to die. Have fun homos, isis is going to cut your heads off, whos left after rhe bomb hits new york. Im glad as a christian that its finally ov
Coldbert the Jerk off. The court cannot make LAWS
585 People don’t get satire…..
I encourage all people reading this to actually go and read Scalia’s dissent and not listen to this Colbert’s biased take on it.
Stephen you have no idea what you’re talking about. This is the Supreme Court writing laws. This is the fall of American democracy. Marriage licenses are unnecessary. What about we who are in committed relationships but don’t want the government involved? Where are our entitlements? Full personhood? As far as I know gays can vote and always have had that privilege. Marriage is an obsolete religious ceremony. This ruling is a joke and so are you.
Nothing worse than homophobes man. homosexual people don’t bite, they don’t infect you by touching, talking or being near you. People who have problems with homosexuality probably only have this problem because of their own insecurity, else their attitude makes no sense at all. Why care about something you are not part of? Why come to a birthday party and flip all the tables? You’re not invited and it’s completely irrelevant for you! Blaming it on Religion is the second dickmove that shows how little you understand about Religion. I don’t think there is a single Religion that explicitly says “Hate gay fags, only straight people are perfect.”. Most Religions try to reach out to their followers with rules like “Respect each other, don’t be condescending.”
I’m not from America but now I imagine the next step is legalizing weed nationwide? because it’s legalized in some States and I haven’t heard or read horrifying stories about ‘how this stoner killed a load of people.’
It’s not all solved, though. Sexual orientation and gender identity are still ‘valid’ reasons to fire somebody, or evict them.
I had to watch this on YouTube because the Late Show official Web site doesn’t play videos for users with adblock. Nothing is worth disabling adblock.
Stephen (or someone on staff), I doubt this will ever be seen by you, but if by luck it is… PLEASE try to get Bernie Sanders on the first Late Show with Stephen Colbert so millions can have the chance to hear what he has to say! #bernie2016
The media is full of dirty aids ridden faggots that like to make it seem as though the majority support sodomy, it is simply not true. Most people just don’t speak up because these faggots try to ruin people’s livelihoods.
Classic sign of agenda by corrupted government. Have media and entertainment industries and paid corrupted politicians, push and push for corrupted ideologies. Race war, gay and trans agenda, That trade program they never told you about, open the borders, giving weapons to Isis, and so on and so on. Brainwashed Americans are so classically stupid. LOL Here we go again, dumbass America leading the way in brainwashed and being raped by corporations and mega bankers. America is a lost cause, those people are gonna leap to their deaths going right along with the New World Order agenda. People who don’t believe this are idiotic and stupid. You lack all individuality and ability to research. to all of you who know what is going on, I know you have that feeling something bad is about to happen. We all feel it.
He has a YouTube channel! I can’t believe I missed this haha
Stupid. Just same old libtard jokes.
Not sure why people can be against it. There just isn’t a logical argument against it. Religion should never be used to oppress others. You can’t talk about sanctity of marriage when you look at the history of forced and arranged marriages, marriages used for social purposes and in this day and age blind marriages for reality shows.
Can anyone offer a valid argument against gay marriage? I highly doubt it.
He destroyed them, LOL. This was *BRILLIANT*
Umm false, marriage originally was a religious thing and it CANNOT be corrupted with the idea that it’s just an expression….when u preach this crap to America there is a good reason why Christians/Catholics GET PISSED OFF. It is absolutely not that we hate gays but y’all corrupt the purity behind marriage and that’s why we don’t support it. The people not Supreme Court should have voted.
What’s with all the gay jokes? Cum on guys.
Just to correct a widespread misconception, corporations were NOT declared to be “persons” by the Citizens United ruling five years ago. The Supreme Court made that decision in 1889 in MINNEAPOLIS & ST. L. R. CO. v. BECKWITH (look it up). Citizens United was BASED on that precedent; it did not create it. And the purpose of that decision was to hold corporations, as entities distinct from their owners, liable for their actions. In other words, it’s a good thing, even if it occasionally lets them do things you don’t like.
Who cares? … With each passing year more and more men are refusing to enter into this antiquated contract that basically empowers the state to arbitrarily mediate the disolving of your personal relationship with another human being, who gets what money, who pays, and who can extort who using any children who resulted from the coupling… Anyone who signs that Contract deserves every ounce of heartache, Extortion, and financial ruin that comes with it…. In reality this isnt so much about Gay marriage as it is about Lesbian Marriage…. At some not to distant point marriage will only be between a woman and a woman… Both gay and straight men will Opt out completely.. Will be interesting to watch the Lesbians fight over who gets custody of the adopted children and who gets to enter the Debtors Prison of Family Court ordered Child Support….. Good Luck Ladies.
I think you should also be heading a major pride parade in support because I love your messages
Homosexuality is now legal in *ALL 50 STATES* by decision of the: *SUPREME COURT* !!!!!!!!!!
Hey Colbert, aren’t you a Catholic?
The best part was mocking Roberts for writing that the decision skipped past the U.S. Constitution. That’s a riot right there — mocking a U.S. Supreme Court justice for warning that a politically motivated decision shredded the document that gives Colbert the freedom to mock the justices, and gives all of you the freedom to respond to him.
Do you think Colbert mocked Roberts for his ObamaCare decision? No, of course not. That was “brave” and “independent” etc. etc.
Don’t you see how this works? Don’t you see how tyranny works? No, you don’t. But you will.
He will never make it as the Late Night host because he is too liberal. There is no pride in being gay. Only shame and disgrace.
So, he is on gay side?
Thought he was Catholic?
“…and the world’s longest ‘Lockhorns’ comment.” Man.
Hyped for the show
I’ve seen many great weddings in June. All of them traditional. I wonder if Colbert would have done this same video ten or fifteen years ago when it wasn’t as fashionable to support gay marriage? Just showing support for gay marriage now, after its been made legal, doesn’t show any wisdom or courage. It’s just more jumping on the band wagon.
Was one of the court justices against gay marriage Frankenstein?
I’m from Canada so I don’t have intimate knowledge of them.. but I do actually know them better then any Canadian high court Judge (sadly enough).
Lol whats happened to his right ear.
Cobert, repeat after me, white is good, orange is bad. For your skin that is
I love Colbert but I think he is too political and his humour is too subtle and intelligent to battle Fallon in the ratings head to head.
If he brings some old daily show Colbert with some Colbert show with fun segments he will dominate
Hello Mr. Colbert, I have a request for you. I would sincerely appreciate it if you would also brutally mock the leaders of your own Catholic Church, since they TOO feel the same way about this decision as the dissenting Supreme Court Justices.
Will you be consistent and mock the Catholic bishops and priests? Or will you be a hypocrite and give YOUR church leaders a pass on this,since you are a practicing Catholic?
Which will it be, Mr. Colbert?
Scalia needs a dose of high speed lead.
i like how that his charecter kinda comes through quite a bit though 😉 heh.
how the fuck did he know i was wearing headphones?!?!?!?!
dis gi iz cathulik bi teh wey
If he’s still making videos I don’t understand why he quit the Colbert Report.
…? No applesauce jokes?
“First of all, talk about padding your page count. Look at these margins. That’s crazy, guys. Your teacher is gonna know.” – lmfao
When I see two guys making out I have a gag reflex. I feel I am programmed by nature to have such a reaction. Also, I am fearful they might try to butt or mouth rape me. Homo’s are usually aggressive and can sometimes be psychotic. Other than that, I really have no problem with them.
asshole thinks he can make fun of my 1999 Olympus headphones?
Okay the opening statement freaked me out. I’m watching this discretely at work with headphones in
Wow so gay. Did you see what he did at the end. So nasty. Pride for being gay wickedness.!
He says he follows Jesus??? yea right!
The Johnny Carson mug ❤
anyone know if colbert retained his writing team from the colbert report? this really reminds me of a colbert report bit.
They really are nice headphones, thank you.
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