June Is A Lovely Time For A Wedding

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Published on June 27, 2015

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97 comments

  • yoomommmaa 3 years ago

    1

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  • ImLoaf 3 years ago

    SO WHY WAS THIS RE-UPLOADED.

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  • Sean Ferris 3 years ago

    Fake and Gay!

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  • Royal Posse 3 years ago

    Stop making these videos unavailable outside of America goddam..

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  • Kyle S. 3 years ago

    Spot-on Scalia impression.

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  • Clay Loomis 3 years ago

    Gay lucky numbers………5 to 4. LOL

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  • The Friendly Fascist 3 years ago

    Calls himself a Catholic. Ha. GOOD GOYIM.

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  • multitudeofidols 3 years ago

    Why was this deleted and reuploaded?

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  • DJLO 3 years ago

    dem downvotes.

    late nights audience smdh

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  • José Sánchez 3 years ago

    Holy shit, I’m at work and he freaking scared the shit out of me. 

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  • Kevin Piastra: Comedian 3 years ago

    Corporations can get married. Mergers

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  • TheTuubster 3 years ago

    I have a feeling, the new Late Show is going to be very
    political/satirical. The conservatives will flock to Fallon. ;)

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  • Joeiscool4 3 years ago

    This is why I miss the Colbert report:(

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  • monolyth421 3 years ago

    Why are these people on the SCOTUS?

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  • Adhiraj Sharma 3 years ago

    dafaq with the downvotes?

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  • Samuel Irvin 3 years ago

    This was a really cool hybrid of the real Stephen Colbert and The Colbert
    Report! Awesome!!

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  • Alex Rodriguez 3 years ago

    Was that LittleKuriboh’s voice at the end?

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  • Charles Almon 3 years ago

    Scalia has a gay son
    Oh EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE me.
    Scalia has a son who’s a priest.

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  • Gamesturbator 3 years ago

    🙂 Please make a bunch of voice command mp3 files that I can use in Elite
    Dangerous via Voice Attack so I can have you on my ship supporting me
    whenever I want to destroy whatever planet those Men of the Black Cloth
    come from!

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  • Clint Hammer 3 years ago

    I noticed got the traditional black band leader. No way that’s racist. :)

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  • John L Harris Sr 3 years ago

    AMERICA IN CRISIS!
    THE REBIRTH OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH

    This demonic verdict has nothing to do with religion but obedience to the
    Will of God

    Religion is manmade but faith and obedience comes from god!

    From the Clintons along with Obama, the judiciary or specifically, the U.S.
    Supreme Court and law enforcement are a sham looking for a scapegoat for
    the actions of immorality and incorrect teachings of America’s
    socioeconomic system and presidency spreading throughout the world. Was it
    not the U.S. Supreme Court that ruled that police are responsible for
    protecting the law and not the citizenry and now alleging that same-sex
    marriage have the same constitutional rights as god-fearing citizenry? Was
    it not also the U.S. Supreme Court that caused a nation to react
    unconscionable for immoral ruling legalizing gay marriage nationwide? Why
    is the world at large and America as a whole avoiding the truth that its
    teachings and not weaponry are to blame for the mass and individualized
    socioeconomic demise of so many both in North and South America, Africa and
    elsewhere around the world? Has America forgotten that without the
    intervention of God there would have been no United States least of all
    what is considered the Supreme Court, which is again a sham and that the
    government is upon Jesus Christ while failing to realize ” For we must all
    appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that every one may receive the
    things done in his body, according to what he hath done, whether it be good
    or bad.” (2 Corinthians 5). The Clintons, Obama, the Supreme Court
    justices, law enforcement along with every other human being will have to
    give an account.

    While America preaches, teaches and passes all forms of immoral judgments
    promoting ungodly behavior forgetting that that which America and most of
    worldviews has done was prophesied before the birth of America; that there
    will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of
    themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their
    parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without
    self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash,
    conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God—having a form of
    godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people. They
    are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible
    women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil
    desires, always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the
    truth. Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers
    oppose the truth. They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith
    is concerned, are rejected. But they will not get very far because, as in
    the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone [2 timothy 3].
    Now, the question arises is where do you as an individual or the Body of
    Christ elect to find yourself, your family, your home and your place of
    worship, if you have one and if not, why not; and, not simply any house of
    worship but a Bible-teaching, God-fear house of the Almighty.

    Therefore, another question is—who truly is the guilty in this atrocity;
    the person passing judgment on the way of life in America or you who allow
    the enemy to infiltrate your mind, your home, your family, your children,
    and your church or even your socioeconomic system? I say, again, Obama, the
    judiciary especially the U.S. Supreme Court and law enforcement are a sham
    looking for a scapegoat for the actions of immorality and incorrect
    teachings of America’s socioeconomic system and presidency. Was it not the
    U.S. Supreme Court that ruled that police are responsible for protecting
    the law and not the citizenry? Is it not the selfsame U.S. Supreme Court
    that rules in favor of immorality claiming that the constitution allows gay
    marriage? Clarence Thomas wrote in opposition/dissent that “The corollary
    of that principle is that human dignity cannot be taken away by the
    government. Slaves did not lose their dignity (any more than they lost
    their humanity) because the government allowed them to be enslaved. Those
    held in internment camps did not lose their dignity because the government
    confined them. And those denied governmental benefits certainly do not lose
    their dignity because the government denies them those benefits. The
    government cannot bestow dignity, and it cannot take it away.” However,
    what the average Christian or otherwise decent individual does not realize
    is that dignity can be given away through non-responsiveness to the
    immorality or inhumane treatment to humankind and wonder why your children,
    your families, your homes, your very lives are in peril. Is it not time for
    a new government; a God-fearing government that holds allegiance and
    obedience to God, Jesus Christ? Or, will you continue to glorify the devil,
    Satan, Lucifer in your homes, churches, schools, and judiciary, will
    believing that you live in a democracy. Oh, thou fool!

    At least, Clarence Thomas had the common decency along with three others to
    recognize these facts and reject the ways of this world and worldviews
    promoted by the five proclaiming constitution rights to gay marriage that
    is not even gay if the true meaning of the word is understood.

    Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice. Let your moderation
    be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand. Be careful for nothing; but in
    everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests
    be made known unto God [Philippians 4] and, not in the ways of this world
    and its worldviews. For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable
    passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are
    contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with
    women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing
    shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for
    their error [Romans 1]. Remembering that we who do not follow after such
    atrocities are compelled to hate the sin but love the sinner even as we
    pray for them.

    You, the reader, cannot have it both ways; you cannot encourage in any
    aspect the ways of so-called rights of gays and acknowledge God as and is
    sovereign.

    John L. Harris, Sr.

    All to the Glory of God, the Father of All!

    Gaining knowledge is not enough;
    It is knowledge acted upon that brings results!

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  • John L Harris Sr 3 years ago

    Joke about it all you want; ridicule those that object to the atrocities of
    the U.S. Supreme Court but just as Pharaoh pronounced the fate of Egypt’s
    first born, the last of the ten plagues of Egypt, so has the U.S. Supreme
    Court and Barack H. Obama pronounced death sentence on America! You do
    recall the ten plagues?

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  • German Gonzo 3 years ago

    slapping the flags like cocks in his face at the end was genius!! and I’m
    totally watching this at workmaybe not discreetly though ’cause i’m
    cracking up!! can’t wait for this motherfucker’s new show.

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  • TheTruthIS OutThere 3 years ago

    As a true Bible believing Christian, you must be happy for this and here is
    why. First, understand that America is dead and that we are entering into
    the NWO and time of the antichrist. Do not be mistaken, the Jesuit Order
    and Vatican made this possible. Remember, the Catholic “Church” is the
    great whore described in Revelation. Next, you must understand, that by
    banning the Confederate flag, that was a clear assault on you first
    amendment rights. Soon, very soon you will start being persecuted for
    preaching the Gospel because it will be labeled “HATE SPEECH”. That is of
    course unless, the Body of Christ is removed. Remember, once we leave, then
    Time Time of Jacob’s (Israel) Trouble will begin. So Christian remember, we
    are close to being raptured away. Don’t be angered that the sodomites got
    their rights. Spend your energy reading the Bible and preaching the Gospel.

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  • Tom Eigelsbach 3 years ago

    Colbert weighs in….

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  • Enrique guardado 3 years ago

    He doesn’t even eat the cookie

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  • Cobey Cobb 3 years ago

    It’s weird without a studio audience…

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  • aricars6263 3 years ago

    Fuck stephen colbert, i lost respect for him, joining on the liberal
    bandwagon just for ratings. What a fucken whore.

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  • Lisandro Perez 3 years ago

    God says…”why would you die in your sins”
    God is bringing judgment soon, seek Jesus Christ before it is forever too
    late for all of you.

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  • Dilbert Resvicksonburg 3 years ago

    now if only the marriages could be consummated legally in all 50 states.

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  • Darknat86 3 years ago

    Should be making fun of the 5 justices that let a delusional minuscule
    minority sway them into believing a delusion.

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  • RabidDogma 3 years ago

    I love you, Stephen, but…*a* historic day. It’s *a* historic day. You
    don’t ride *an* horse, and you don’t buy *an* house. “An” is paired with
    the soft ‘h’ sound, and “a” is paired with the hard ‘h’ sound. Come on, my
    fellow caucasian brother. Let’s get our grammar straight.

    And also, screw those bigots.

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  • Multifish 3 years ago

    *GASP!* I’m in Australia… And this video isn’t blocked! No region lock
    anymore? Rejoice!

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  • AKABoondock19 3 years ago

    Fucking idiot bigot religious pieces of shit are the only ones downvoting
    this

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  • pro9511 3 years ago

    Yes congratulations on ruining the very fabric of America.Thanks for
    putting an end to common sense and decency and turning every American into
    a pussy 20-year old who thinks they understand how the world works.And
    thanks for making America a laughing stock,and most of all thanks for
    making us into cat-loving,retards who will most definitely loose WW3
    against Russia.Hope ya’ll like potato soup and Russian opera!

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  • Paul d 3 years ago

    Lol at people saying most religions oppose gay marriage, the Catholic
    religion is filled with rapists and pedophiles, like they have any say in
    what’s moral. The Christians are mostly filled with money grubbing scam
    artists and need I go on about Muslims and extremists. If I believe in God
    I will do so at my own will and form my own relationship with him,
    organized religion will not lie to me anymore.

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  • Carlos Sanchez 3 years ago

    lol

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  • Yune2ofdoom 3 years ago

    Could somebody explain the five to four joke? Idungeddid

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  • Hingle McCringleberry 3 years ago

    I love fucking love feeding off the tears of the homophobic “Christians”
    and other idiots. You try to mark this as a problem in the government, but
    it is not the problem. You are the bloody problem, you treat anyone with
    different sexual preferences, beliefs/religions and social choices as
    second rate citizens. You fucking people need to open your eyes and see the
    world as it really is. People are people, even they do not coincide with
    your beliefs.

    The worlds problems would be over if people stopped giving a shit about
    these kinds of things.

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  • anthonym4a1 3 years ago

    personally i think the constitution and bill of rights should only apply to
    some americans. anyone who isnt similar to me can fuck off out of my
    country,

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  • Chief 3 years ago

    Conservative bigots are cancer.

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  • Mike ferrari Ferrari 3 years ago

    Lol fags. It may be legal but it isn’t natural. It’s more natural to bang
    my female dog than it is to stick my penis in another mans hairy rectom
    where feces comes out.

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  • Juan Madero 3 years ago

    Hillary congratulated the activists who have been working for this for
    years. We this day happened no thanks to you Hillary! You’ve been for gay
    marriage for like 5 days, and now you want to celebrate with everyone else.
    Screw you. You could have been pushing this for years, but you didn’t.
    Bernie made his support for gay marriage public 43 years ago. Vote Bernie
    in the primaries people!!! #feelthebern #sanders2016

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  • MADAHAKO 3 years ago

    Gays are cancer of our society

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  • Brandon Green 3 years ago

    Yeah, but not all states give rights to gays who are married. 

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  • Justin Guy 3 years ago

    First the confederate flag then this….this country is going downhill.

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  • Heather Linton 3 years ago

    Now God has,every right to destroy America. This is an abomination and
    amarica has become mystry Babylon and Babylon is destroyed,in one hour by
    fire. Yes Iran will be able to destroy us. Its coming. Cant wait. Jesus is
    coming to get the christains and the homosexuals will be destroyed by our
    enemies. All those who make war with the lamb of God are going to die. Have
    fun homos, isis is going to cut your heads off, whos left after rhe bomb
    hits new york. Im glad as a christian that its finally ov

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  • Frank Rosconi 3 years ago

    Coldbert the Jerk off. The court cannot make LAWS

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  • The Docu Dude 3 years ago

    585 People don’t get satire…..

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  • tenorguy93 3 years ago

    I encourage all people reading this to actually go and read Scalia’s
    dissent and not listen to this Colbert’s biased take on it.

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  • InfamousCrimes 3 years ago

    Stephen you have no idea what you’re talking about. This is the Supreme
    Court writing laws. This is the fall of American democracy. Marriage
    licenses are unnecessary. What about we who are in committed relationships
    but don’t want the government involved? Where are our entitlements? Full
    personhood? As far as I know gays can vote and always have had that
    privilege. Marriage is an obsolete religious ceremony. This ruling is a
    joke and so are you.

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  • Lioness Leone 3 years ago

    Nothing worse than homophobes man. homosexual people don’t bite, they don’t
    infect you by touching, talking or being near you. People who have problems
    with homosexuality probably only have this problem because of their own
    insecurity, else their attitude makes no sense at all. Why care about
    something you are not part of? Why come to a birthday party and flip all
    the tables? You’re not invited and it’s completely irrelevant for you!
    Blaming it on Religion is the second dickmove that shows how little you
    understand about Religion. I don’t think there is a single Religion that
    explicitly says “Hate gay fags, only straight people are perfect.”. Most
    Religions try to reach out to their followers with rules like “Respect each
    other, don’t be condescending.”

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  • PasteyWhiteboy 3 years ago

    I’m not from America but now I imagine the next step is legalizing weed
    nationwide?
    because it’s legalized in some States and I haven’t heard or read
    horrifying stories about ‘how this stoner killed a load of people.’

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  • Vicky V. 3 years ago

    It’s not all solved, though. Sexual orientation and gender identity are
    still ‘valid’ reasons to fire somebody, or evict them.

    Reply
  • gimpinmypants 3 years ago

    I had to watch this on YouTube because the Late Show official Web site
    doesn’t play videos for users with adblock. Nothing is worth disabling
    adblock.

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  • Caleb Hammer 3 years ago

    Stephen (or someone on staff), I doubt this will ever be seen by you, but
    if by luck it is… PLEASE try to get Bernie Sanders on the first Late Show
    with Stephen Colbert so millions can have the chance to hear what he has to
    say! #bernie2016

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  • Theeternalblacksun 3 years ago

    The media is full of dirty aids ridden faggots that like to make it seem as
    though the majority support sodomy, it is simply not true. Most people just
    don’t speak up because these faggots try to ruin people’s livelihoods. 

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  • David Stevens 3 years ago

    Classic sign of agenda by corrupted government. Have media and
    entertainment industries and paid corrupted politicians, push and push for
    corrupted ideologies. Race war, gay and trans agenda, That trade program
    they never told you about, open the borders, giving weapons to Isis, and so
    on and so on. Brainwashed Americans are so classically stupid. LOL Here we
    go again, dumbass America leading the way in brainwashed and being raped by
    corporations and mega bankers. America is a lost cause, those people are
    gonna leap to their deaths going right along with the New World Order
    agenda. People who don’t believe this are idiotic and stupid. You lack all
    individuality and ability to research. to all of you who know what is going
    on, I know you have that feeling something bad is about to happen. We all
    feel it.

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  • Michael Pace 3 years ago

    He has a YouTube channel! I can’t believe I missed this haha

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  • moonspellsdumb 3 years ago

    Stupid. Just same old libtard jokes.

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  • Uncl Dolan 3 years ago

    Not sure why people can be against it. There just isn’t a logical argument
    against it. Religion should never be used to oppress others. You can’t
    talk about sanctity of marriage when you look at the history of forced and
    arranged marriages, marriages used for social purposes and in this day and
    age blind marriages for reality shows.

    Can anyone offer a valid argument against gay marriage? I highly doubt it.

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  • rap game bob barker 3 years ago

    He destroyed them, LOL. This was *BRILLIANT*

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  • Michael C 3 years ago

    Umm false, marriage originally was a religious thing and it CANNOT be
    corrupted with the idea that it’s just an expression….when u preach this
    crap to America there is a good reason why Christians/Catholics GET PISSED
    OFF. It is absolutely not that we hate gays but y’all corrupt the purity
    behind marriage and that’s why we don’t support it. The people not Supreme
    Court should have voted.
    

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  • KnivesOfTheRound 3 years ago

    What’s with all the gay jokes? Cum on guys.

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  • alltaken678 3 years ago

    Just to correct a widespread misconception, corporations were NOT declared
    to be “persons” by the Citizens United ruling five years ago. The Supreme
    Court made that decision in 1889 in MINNEAPOLIS & ST. L. R. CO. v. BECKWITH
    (look it up). Citizens United was BASED on that precedent; it did not
    create it. And the purpose of that decision was to hold corporations, as
    entities distinct from their owners, liable for their actions. In other
    words, it’s a good thing, even if it occasionally lets them do things you
    don’t like.

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  • rainmechanic 3 years ago

    Who cares? … With each passing year more and more men are refusing to
    enter into this antiquated contract that basically empowers the state to
    arbitrarily mediate the disolving of your personal relationship with
    another human being, who gets what money, who pays, and who can extort who
    using any children who resulted from the coupling… Anyone who signs that
    Contract deserves every ounce of heartache, Extortion, and financial ruin
    that comes with it….
    In reality this isnt so much about Gay marriage as it is about Lesbian
    Marriage…. At some not to distant point marriage will only be between a
    woman and a woman… Both gay and straight men will Opt out completely..
    Will be interesting to watch the Lesbians fight over who gets custody of
    the adopted children and who gets to enter the Debtors Prison of Family
    Court ordered Child Support….. Good Luck Ladies.

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  • Nicole Keewatin 3 years ago

    I think you should also be heading a major pride parade in support
    because I love your messages

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  • Nathanael “Liquidchicken” Miller 3 years ago

    Homosexuality is now legal in *ALL 50 STATES* by decision of the:
    *SUPREME COURT* !!!!!!!!!!

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  • Dan Smïth 3 years ago

    Hey Colbert, aren’t you a Catholic?

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  • Bravo Delta 3 years ago

    The best part was mocking Roberts for writing that the decision skipped
    past the U.S. Constitution. That’s a riot right there — mocking a U.S.
    Supreme Court justice for warning that a politically motivated decision
    shredded the document that gives Colbert the freedom to mock the justices,
    and gives all of you the freedom to respond to him.

    Do you think Colbert mocked Roberts for his ObamaCare decision? No, of
    course not. That was “brave” and “independent” etc. etc.

    Don’t you see how this works? Don’t you see how tyranny works? No, you
    don’t. But you will.

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  • Paul Moore 3 years ago

    He will never make it as the Late Night host because he is too liberal.
    There is no pride in being gay. Only shame and disgrace.

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  • Laana Sou 3 years ago

    So, he is on gay side?

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  • Nick Rhodes 3 years ago

    Thought he was Catholic?

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  • FloraWest 3 years ago

    “…and the world’s longest ‘Lockhorns’ comment.” Man.

    Reply
  • Dimitsas Markos 3 years ago

    Hyped for the show

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  • Gary Hondel 3 years ago

    I’ve seen many great weddings in June. All of them traditional. I wonder if
    Colbert would have done this same video ten or fifteen years ago when it
    wasn’t as fashionable to support gay marriage? Just showing support for gay
    marriage now, after its been made legal, doesn’t show any wisdom or
    courage. It’s just more jumping on the band wagon.

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  • Jere Aho 3 years ago

    Was one of the court justices against gay marriage Frankenstein?

    I’m from Canada so I don’t have intimate knowledge of them.. but I do
    actually know them better then any Canadian high court Judge (sadly
    enough).

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  • Josh Underwood 3 years ago

    Lol whats happened to his right ear.

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  • Riza hariati 3 years ago

    Cobert, repeat after me, white is good, orange is bad. For your skin that
    is

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  • Govind Krishnan 3 years ago

    I love Colbert but I think he is too political and his humour is too subtle
    and intelligent to battle Fallon in the ratings head to head.

    Reply
  • amacm69 3 years ago

    If he brings some old daily show Colbert with some Colbert show with fun
    segments he will dominate 

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  • Dessert Tray 3 years ago

    Hello Mr. Colbert, I have a request for you. I would sincerely appreciate
    it if you would also brutally mock the leaders of your own Catholic Church,
    since they TOO feel the same way about this decision as the dissenting
    Supreme Court Justices.

    Will you be consistent and mock the Catholic bishops and priests? Or will
    you be a hypocrite and give YOUR church leaders a pass on this,since you
    are a practicing Catholic?

    Which will it be, Mr. Colbert?

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  • Carl Malone 3 years ago

    Scalia needs a dose of high speed lead.

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  • evenios 3 years ago

    i like how that his charecter kinda comes through quite a bit though 😉
    heh.

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  • Matt Matonti 3 years ago

    how the fuck did he know i was wearing headphones?!?!?!?!

    Reply
  • jak hrkniss 3 years ago

    dis gi iz cathulik bi teh wey

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  • Caesar Santizo 3 years ago

    If he’s still making videos I don’t understand why he quit the Colbert
    Report.

    Reply
  • LMaruchan 3 years ago

    …? No applesauce jokes?

    >:(

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  • yurtpoh 3 years ago

    “First of all, talk about padding your page count. Look at these margins.
    That’s crazy, guys. Your teacher is gonna know.” – lmfao

    Reply
  • MrFohalla 3 years ago

    When I see two guys making out I have a gag reflex. I feel I am programmed
    by nature to have such a reaction. Also, I am fearful they might try to
    butt or mouth rape me. Homo’s are usually aggressive and can sometimes be
    psychotic. Other than that, I really have no problem with them.

    Reply
  • Nipples C. 3 years ago

    asshole thinks he can make fun of my 1999 Olympus headphones?

    Reply
  • aviac64 3 years ago

    Okay the opening statement freaked me out. I’m watching this discretely at
    work with headphones in

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  • Different kinds of Videos 3 years ago

    Wow so gay. Did you see what he did at the end. So nasty. Pride for being
    gay wickedness.!

    Reply
  • k1ra81 3 years ago

    He says he follows Jesus??? yea right!

    Reply
  • Natalia Adamson 3 years ago

    The Johnny Carson mug ❤

    Reply
  • Chad Aranzaso 3 years ago

    anyone know if colbert retained his writing team from the colbert report?
    this really reminds me of a colbert report bit.

    Reply
  • SV67943 3 years ago

    They really are nice headphones, thank you.

    Reply

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