Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Black Superman, L.L. Bean Gift Cards

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Published on May 19, 2021

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about New York’s oldest lesbian bar undergoing an extensive renovation.

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100 comments

  • Roger Herzler 6 months ago

    Editors: This is super rushed. Still love you though.

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  • Shawn Grossman 6 months ago

    No laughs at any joke. Just like Seth’s entire career….

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  • Pusher Love Man 6 months ago

    I get the feeling Seth wrote that LL Bean Outlet joke, being from New Hampshire and all!

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  • Cedra Kurde 6 months ago

    The vast coast crucially instruct because approval energetically lick qua a flippant industry. sweltering, puny water

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  • Sanjay Sachdev 6 months ago

    Well he always walks in to it….. again…. 🤣

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  • Cyber Controller 16-914 6 months ago

    John Steward Green Lantern
    WB: I sleep
    Martian Manhunter
    WB: I sleep
    Most of Cyborg’s dialogue
    WB: I sleep

    Black Superman
    WB: Real sh*t?

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  • Glorious Exceptionalism 6 months ago

    The comic timing is so amazing that it is like being in the same room. Very well-balanced humor for the pearl-clutching nerd.

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  • Aye-Htun Ohn 6 months ago

    Still the best segment for me.

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  • DeborahFishburn 6 months ago

    “Black women and Lesbians are liars” – yeah, that will never come back to haunt you…

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  • Dennis Thompson 6 months ago

    The dull band commonly transport because character correlatively advise after a supreme geese. cool, true makeup

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  • Le Roi 6 months ago

    I missed this soooo much!!!!!

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  • TheZangetsu322 6 months ago

    I think Jokes Seth Can’t Tell is legitimately my favorite segment on the show lol

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  • Bruno Fichtner 6 months ago

    Jenny: “wait until they find out about the whole cast of the school play” – Killed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • C Caiti 6 months ago

    Correction: seth doesn’t have waitors, he has writers

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  • Petyr Kowalski 6 months ago

    Brilliant… people not taking themsleves too seriously and having fun. Love it.

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  • Harald Hofer 6 months ago

    2 out of 16. Well…

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  • Rollercoaster Rider 6 months ago

    My Ending for the Final Joke

    Yes, Although you may not look like a Lesbian if you take off the Strap On

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  • Harald Hofer 6 months ago

    It’s OK to cast a African American for Superman. It’s not OK to cast Scarlett Johanson for Motoko Kusanagi. Duly noted.

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  • Julia Connell 6 months ago

    I think Seth is enjoying the Corrections episode as much as we are! Waiters lol 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳

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  • CraftingKaria 6 months ago

    As a lesbian with formal clothes from LL Bean I feel seen and attacked at the same time. 😅😂🤣

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  • Red Dragon Ryder 6 months ago

    😂😂😂👍🏿

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  • Apexxx 6 months ago

    My favorite segment of the show.

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  • Carmen 6 months ago

    Bon Appétit should give black and other non-white contributers the salary they deserve before speaking up about the cook out.

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  • Elle Casias 6 months ago

    My my

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  • Jordan Crawford 6 months ago

    We need a supercut of all of the times they’ve tricked Seth into telling a joke!

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  • Nathen Akinyela 6 months ago

    What a treat

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  • Ggdh Dhdhf 6 months ago

    Am I the only one who thinks of Charly Brown and the Football?

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  • Eric Minch 6 months ago

    Every time Ol’ Seth Charlie Brown runs up to kick that joke football, Amber and Jenny Lucy snatch it away at the last second.

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  • Jewel Bautista 6 months ago

    “…of jokes by a diverse team of WAITERS…”

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  • Sam Lowry 6 months ago

    And yet again the real reason is because most of them are just not funny.

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  • Dallas L 6 months ago

    How did Seth manage to step on every single punchline in this scene?

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  • Ta Thanh Kieu 6 months ago

    The purring radiator bareilly man because dog thermodynamically belong an a sloppy dogsled. prickly, illustrious soccer

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  • Becky G 6 months ago

    Can we make this a twice a week thing, nothing serious

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  • The Cold Poet 6 months ago

    I gotta call burnt toast on the wait staff, composed. It’s more like you’re comped trolls.

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  • gary mckay 6 months ago

    Funny thing is the reason why you shouldn’t say these jokes is cause they are offensive actually you shouldn’t tell them cause they aren’t funny.

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  • [333] Math:matical Physical Chemical BioLogical 6 months ago

    On a positive note, it’s wayyy better than a puppet show, with grade school vocabulary rules 😄

    There’s this one special case, where one can imitate, toast, roast, turn, burn, hype, dis…but at the end of the day

    The imitation will flatter someone, or 100 someone’s, or million, or a billion, or whatever…

    There’s giggle laughter, hefty laughter and AB workout laughter 😉

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  • Qrr 6 months ago

    Six years and Seth still falls for it.

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  • Air Quotes 6 months ago

    That Paula Dean joke was 🌶

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  • Chadimous 6 months ago

    I’ve missed these so much!

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  • j.kenneth fraac 6 months ago

    Seth could tell those jokes, they aren’t edgy at all

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  • Shem Siemi 6 months ago

    Bon appetit 😉

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  • Tiyath 6 months ago

    I’m 20 seconds in and already relieved they mixed up the intro a bit. Finally. lol EDIT: HEY! Where is the head on hand finale? You should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!

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  • Cooming and Going 6 months ago

    oh wow… its sad to see an irishman like this.

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  • Blue fka Tiff F 6 months ago

    Still the best segment!!!

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  • Surreality22992 6 months ago

    “Liberace” got me 😂

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  • Lee Ray 6 months ago

    These are jokes? I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

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  • Whitney ONeal 6 months ago

    Love these!!!

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  • SpicyHotPot 6 months ago

    Some good deliveries there, we need more of these segments!

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  • shmuli9 6 months ago

    It goes me up the alarm clock when “well-meaning” chains have a big sign over the black hairecare products thst says “ethnic care”. EVERYBODY is ethnic. That’s like saying “better cleaning through washing”.

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  • Steven Tebou 6 months ago

    That’s true about bachelor. In old movies and TV shows when they referred to a character as a “committed bachelor” I’m pretty sure most of the time that was code speak for gay…

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  • Paul Finch 6 months ago

    “Black women and lesbians are liars!” I DARE anyone else on tv to say that

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  • Ernesto Marcos 6 months ago

    I thought the Black Superman joke would be that he gets stopped by the police when he’s flying. I guess it was too obvious.

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  • Glockasaurus Wrex 6 months ago

    If black women and lesbians are liars…then Trump is Oprah and Ellen combined!!!!

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  • Roger Moss 6 months ago

    maybe they should call it “Massa Chef” now.

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  • Sadie Virtue 6 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Aunt Cami 6 months ago

    Jenny is like the female Pete Davidson

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  • R S 6 months ago

    They should build an extra long desk for this segment so that they can still do the fist to chin thing at the end

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  • Kevin Schmevin 6 months ago

    Didn’t laugh a single time. Do better, nerds…

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  • LowLiteLife 6 months ago

    One would think I would get tired of the whole opening thing, yet I don’t.

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  • Jack 6 months ago

    This week was great but I still think corrections and omissions is my fav ‘digital’ segment lol

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  • 26sammyp 6 months ago

    This was awkward

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  • Matt Spencer 6 months ago

    Amber roasted TF out of Paula Dean!! Hahahaha

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  • Rampala 6 months ago

    Love this segment so much

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  • PieBandit 6 months ago

    Not a correction, but a suggestion: For the Jokes Seth Can’t Tell segment, you identify as a straight white male. You can update it to be straight white cis male to be even more accurate.

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  • chas ames 6 months ago

    Always welcome. Maybe even necessary.

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  • Clifford Bunton 6 months ago

    You’re loved Seth. Don’t sweat the jokes lol; at the end of the day you’re still chillin with us at the cookouts. Shout out to Amber and Jenny…

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  • Timothy Chang 6 months ago

    do people still watch this boring show

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  • Iroxinping 6 months ago

    Is funny cause bon Appétit is owned by conde nast…. and they are super racist

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  • Mellie 6 months ago

    The Paula Dean joke was savage! Luved it

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  • Dyslexocortext 6 months ago

    The premise that some topics may only be discussed by individuals within narrowly defined ‘identity’ groups is sooooo racist, sexist, … pc humor is boring.

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  • Rin Indibox 6 months ago

    fave segment

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  • russell zauner 6 months ago

    You know they’re still emptying gummy jars

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  • IFStravinsky 6 months ago

    Yay! It’s back!

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  • Cheprechaun1 6 months ago

    Omg yes to this bit! This needs to be a regular thing.

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  • gilbes #1 6 months ago

    L.L. Bean has devolved in to a China made slop. They sell junk now, which is the real reason they no longer offer warranties or honor their previous warranty.

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  • Angrynoodle Twenty Five 6 months ago

    Prom king and queen are voted for though… like… that is what the kids wanted… It wasn’t forced on anybody…

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  • Lori Nichols 6 months ago

    As a middle aged lesbian, I’d say the lesbian jokes were unfortunately quite spot on. I have a hard time being attracted to those stereotypes, so it’s a huge problem for me. How am I supposed to be attracted to someone who doesn’t even try to look attractive? Clothes that say “hey, I’m not naked in public” and hair that gets occasionally cut into some basic shape — it just does nothing for me. At least some butches are stylishly so and can be dapper … but I’m not attracted to them, either, alas…. (I had someone show up for a date walk years ago in an old t-shirt that had a rip in the shoulder. Another one with a t-shirt that the silk screen design was so old it was crackled. Even if these clothes were new, I wouldn’t have been too impressed. One girlfriend wanted to go to the mall together on a Saturday early in our relationship to eat lunch and shop for her new business wardrobe, saw I was dressed “cute” for our date out and was upset that I wanted her to change from lawn mowing clothes to something a little nicer to be seen in public in. >sigh<

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  • See Pack 6 months ago

    Love these !

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  • Hyman O'Cohann 6 months ago

    That bit just keeps getting lamer and lamer, and lammmmmer!!!

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  • Tony 6 months ago

    Wild guess that article was written at UB.

    Google, yes, yes it was.

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  • Nef 6 months ago

    “BLACK WOMEN AND LESBIANS ARE LIAAARS” – Seth Meyers, 2021

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  • Wayne T 6 months ago

    I loved debbie gibson and I’m a straight man… at least last time i checked…

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  • Brian Zaborowski 6 months ago

    I want a completely out-of-context supercut of all the times Seth has said, “Black women and lesbians are LIARS”

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  • aklevin 6 months ago

    100% my favourite segment on this show (ok fine tied with any clip with Karen in it). It’s just occurring to me how profound the very concept of this segment is. Like, WHY are there jokes that Seth can’t tell? WHY does his being straight, white and male mean he can’t/shouldn’t tell jokes about marginalised minorities? Everyone should spend time reflecting on that, and if everyone figured out the answer, the world would be a much friendlier place to live in.

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  • Kirk Wagner 6 months ago

    Yay! I’ve not seen a new one of these in a while!

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  • Lucas Paul 6 months ago

    I’ve always loved this segment. ^_^

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  • Kerry Venus 6 months ago

    Thanks Seth Meyers, Amber Ruffin, Jenny Hagel Et Al.🙂 “i mean, She Did wear a pork pie hat?”😁

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  • Mr Watson 6 months ago

    “especially after this difficult year” really got me, pure delivery.

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  • Michael Esser 6 months ago

    So “Black Super man” is just “Spider Man”.

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  • Cancun771 6 months ago

    This segment needs SOMEBODY laughing, if it is only the cue-card guy.

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  • D W 6 months ago

    Another great segment. And, thank you for ditching the incorrect “comprised of”!!!

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  • Jeanette Schock 6 months ago

    Love this segment

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  • Emerald 6 months ago

    I adore how this segment both highlights the importance of sensitivity/topic ownership AND tongue-in-cheekly teases about how that can be taken too seriously. So meta, so good

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  • Jade Nguyen 6 months ago

    This is has and will always be one of my favorite things about this show.

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  • I Shot My Boss 6 months ago

    We already have Hancock. The first half is better than all the other superman movies.

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  • I Shot My Boss 6 months ago

    Superman has two other jobs. Writer and Farmer.

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  • Ereri Stark 6 months ago

    The Paula Dean joke was uncalled for and ABSOLUTELY terrific 😂 Amber’s facial expression afterwards was gold.

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  • Jeni Toten 6 months ago

    Tell Jennifer to try Old Navy, its where So Cal lesbians shop casual.

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    Lol @ the bbq joke

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