John Oliver Takes The Colbert Questionert

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Published on May 1, 2021

Can Stephen Colbert penetrate the mind and soul of John Oliver and find out his true character? He can with his 15-question quiz in this edition of The Colbert Questionert! #Colbert #JohnOliver #TheColbertQuestionert

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281 comments

  • FoCoPuffs 1 year ago

    Psst, Stephen… The good guys didn’t exactly win in The Great Escape. If I remember correctly, most were recaptured and/or shot.

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  • Spencer Smith 1 year ago

    Oranges are superior to apples… Stephen and John picked apples because you only get dry oranges in either of their countries.

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  • Mrs D Vazquez 1 year ago

    I will question your whole notion of apples and peanut butter Stephen. I’m sorry, but vodka and apple juice? No. Substitute the orange juice for apple juice in any alcoholic drink and what do you get? Garbage.
    ORANGES, everyday.

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  • ScienceBitch 1 year ago

    Thought I was smart and then he drops pangolins and Stephen knows wtf that is right away too

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  • Chris P 1 year ago

    Exactly how many years has the mafia been in the government racket?

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  • jose campos 1 year ago

    Was that 42 a Douglas Adams reference or an I looking into things?

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  • Tolba Szy 1 year ago

    Twins separated at birth?

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  • Heather Mefford 1 year ago

    *These two are pure comedic gold!*

    *Thanks for making the last 5 years a little brighter…* 🙏🏻

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  • Gary Dunion 1 year ago

    Hello Buglers

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  • Betty Swallocks 1 year ago

    Orange-flavoured apples.

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  • BroGrab 1 year ago

    Stephen, almost everyone who in the great escape was caught or killed. Sure the allies won the war, but if you want a feel good WWII movie, Stalag 17.

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  • Maine Everyday 1 year ago

    F BLTs. A large Italian is where it’s at. F’ing yum

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  • Bostonceltics1369 1 year ago

    Pangolins are so cute.

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  • Kyung Seo 1 year ago

    Flat or sparkling?!? Ripped off the Off Menu podcast! However, I would LOVE to here Stephen Colbert on that podcast.

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  • Jesse Woodworth 1 year ago

    It’s always 42

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  • RammaNeedsBuffs 1 year ago

    Please do this with Jack Black

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  • Jakob Beul 1 year ago

    You gotta love John 🙂

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  • Pacey Hackett 1 year ago

    Ok so pls have him on next week so we can see this jacket lol

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  • EnterTheCarp 1 year ago

    Mr. Oliver?? Oh No, not Again. 🤓

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  • Shindou04 1 year ago

    Please make more of these Colbert Questionert. Also these 2 are the best. But I’m conflicted between these 2 or Steve/Stephen tandem.

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  • Alexander Gaus 1 year ago

    For thREST of my life? Well, I’d clearly choose silence. To many songs I’d like to hear.

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  • Laura McCullagh 1 year ago

    feeling very seen right now as i watch this while eating apple slices with peanut butter

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  • Barbara Trollman 1 year ago

    42! LMAO! That figures! <3

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  • Dylan Manson 1 year ago

    Har har har down with the USA, right guys?

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  • Jason Ward 1 year ago

    What is so happy about the Great Escape? Everyone got captured or shot except James Colburn’s character I believe?

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  • mixolydian45 1 year ago

    The chemistry between these two is fantastic

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  • Elsinore Bennet 1 year ago

    Oh, “Ashes to Ashes” is a great answer.

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  • Gess Healey 1 year ago

    Okay, John, how many Dead shows have you been too? And, to go to one currently, without Uncle Jerry, you’re a better man than me (and I’m a woman)

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  • jordan secrist 1 year ago

    British man with love for gas station blt sandwiches is somehow confused by dipping apples into peanut butter.

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  • badbiker666 1 year ago

    Apples and peanut butter … AWESOME!!!!

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  • ForeverMe543 1 year ago

    These two are DILFs with hella chemistry

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  • fathersodear 1 year ago

    I mean he stole this from (or is spoofing) Vanity Fair but alas…

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  • Mira Rift 1 year ago

    Great show!

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  • Christina Johnson 1 year ago

    This. All of this. It made me so happy.

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  • Jackie Heaney 1 year ago

    Best yet!!

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  • SailorMoon 1 year ago

    Oliver… you wear your emotions on your sleeves 😄—- a funky cheeky British at the heart!

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  • Jesse Miner 1 year ago

    “Talk to fascinating pea pull”

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  • Henry Adam 1 year ago

    The crossover never always fascinates me

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  • ForeverMe543 1 year ago

    Ngl I had to look up some of these words including wtf a pangolin was 🤣🤣

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  • Chartreuse Maiden 1 year ago

    OMG!! THANK YOU OLIVER!! I have singing from the roof tops about just how good a wawa’s sandwich is. No one who isn’t from that section of the east coast believes me. They don’t understand when I get excited to go back and I talk about hoagie fest. I am sad that there aren’t more Wawa in the U.S.
    The next best sandwiches to be ranked are the one at Publix.
    That and dodge’s chicken also has the smoked turkey legs.

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  • Angela Siegfried 1 year ago

    5 words. peaceful, contentment, boring, predictable, happy.

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  • Operation FUBAR 1 year ago

    Sounds like John watched the pandemic episode of South Park.

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  • Queen of the Hellfire Club 1 year ago

    The melding of great minds. Or rather, compare and contrast. I like to see it!

    Somebody needs to give John Oliver a plate of peanut butter and apples so he can understand.

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  • RustyTube 1 year ago

    The scariest animal? I’m surprised he did not say Ted Cruz.

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  • _Pan Pan_ 1 year ago

    What’s the number?!?

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  • The Scott Sisters 1 year ago

    This is gold

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  • Oscar Coreo Contreras 1 year ago

    🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😜😜I know another animal that belongs to the mammal group. Pangolin doesn’t stand a chance against how terrifying this other animals can be. Humans

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  • Kroxti 1 year ago

    As a note in great escape like everyone dies.

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  • mikey fisher 1 year ago

    I guessed 43

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  • MICHALA MUGGI ERNST 1 year ago

    Peanut on a apple, should you? Lol🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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  • Alexandra George 1 year ago

    i was thinking of 42 @ john oliver

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  • Sky 1 year ago

    The fact that JO has a GD jacket he wants to be buried in just elevated my admiration for him to the stratosphere. Respect, so many roads so many road

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  • Erroneous Botch 1 year ago

    Um, the great escape has a pretty bleak ending

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  • Make Racists Afraid Again 1 year ago

    “I know your work, you know I work”.
    Hahahaha!

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  • erik schaepers 1 year ago

    His name is John Olivert… how could you misspell that ?

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  • Tetyana Vlasko 1 year ago

    Hey, the opening scores it’s a Ukrainian folk song “Oi tam na hori” (On the mountain) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzIr9SGlz38
    Does John know? ))))

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  • Ian Kurz 1 year ago

    That synchronized “c’mon” was great.

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  • mackb909 1 year ago

    The most dangerous animal? Answer is obvious. The one that destroys micro-environments and huge biomes indiscriminately. The one eradicating thousands of acres of rain forest every day. The one spewing billions of tons of pollutants into the atmosphere, and nonbiodegradable plastics into the oceans, every year. The one that can’t get along with vast swaths of members of its own species, perpetuates and increases income inequality, bigotry, and hate, all while stockpiling vast amounts of weapons to destroy even more with the touch of a finger on a trigger or a nuclear button. By far the most dangerous animal? Look in the f***ing mirror. No competition- the most dangerous animal is HOMO SAPIENS.

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  • Ya Boi Icky Dick 1 year ago

    Very reliable news source South Park actually covered the pangolin pandemic

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  • Mike G 1 year ago

    I so want to go out to dinner with these guys and their wives

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  • NedFutrell 1 year ago

    𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡’𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 $𝟏𝟔𝟗𝟓𝟑 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟐 𝐭𝐨 𝟑 𝐡𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄…… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Culture Sculptor 1 year ago

    “I am become death” 🙂 How Oliver felt as a child after hurting an adult’s feelings. Sign of a big heart.

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  • Quotoligest #1 1 year ago

    “I have no f*cking idea.” John, me too. Me too.

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  • wildfireXzero 1 year ago

    Sheetz>Wawa

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  • drsingingeagle 1 year ago

    You can put peanut butter on an apple. SHOULD you?

    And did Mr. Oliver just give a clandestine endorsement of “Thoughty-2”?

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  • James S 1 year ago

    OMG I don’t know why, but these are giving me life!. Don’t stop!

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  • Leon Bauer 1 year ago

    John Olivert takes the Colbert Questionert

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  • Jesse Lupinski 1 year ago

    This guy needs to try peanut butter on more stuff. Next meal, add peanut butter, you’ll thank me later.

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  • aguaarch 1 year ago

    I would watch them with their wife having dinner 😊😉😍😁☺️

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  • chris evans 1 year ago

    Oliver’s 5 words at the end should surely have been “hanging on in quiet desperation”…. after all, it is “The English Way”

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  • Steve Haigh 1 year ago

    BLT is an American sandwich, in England we eat chip butties

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  • JulesBOXXXX 1 year ago

    I see John Oliver, and I click.

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  • Jamie Johnston 1 year ago

    Deadpool

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  • David Elligott 1 year ago

    I can’t believe they just passed right over “a not great egg”

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  • Fiona Tanzer 1 year ago

    Apples should be eaten with honey: a drizzle for every bite.

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  • Ernesto Marcos 1 year ago

    I like how at 5:43 when John said “Yeah you CAN put peanut butter on an apple” the subtitles read “Yeah you CAN put President Bush on an apple”. You shouldn’t, definitely.

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  • SuperLeica1 1 year ago

    Does it spell Colbaire?

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  • Karis Majik 1 year ago

    🎶This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
    This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
    Heeaad~🎶

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  • Pauline 1 year ago

    I’ll take that Dead jacket! Or at least auction it off. Lots of us Deadheads out there!!

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  • Paden Moore 1 year ago

    Literally thought the thing he should probably throw out, but never would as, “the pillow with Nicholas Cage in a banana on it”

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  • Ytivarg 1 year ago

    Ahh 42

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  • Cathy Ortiz 1 year ago

    Action movies – Jackie Chan’s for me!!!

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  • Michael Hendrick 1 year ago

    I was thinking of 42 :-O

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  • Scott Dibble 1 year ago

    So i feel a little offended 😂

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  • Kaiser Wilhelm 1 year ago

    You can put caramel on an apple.

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  • aerojohn86 1 year ago

    that was really REALLY fun to watch. are you guys going to flip roles and film that too?

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  • Colleen Cook 1 year ago

    In the hypothetical dinner party of celebrity guests… Oh these two for sure

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  • smad fred 1 year ago

    I assume they know ‘questionert’ is not a word. Questionnaire, perhaps?

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  • Marie Farrell 1 year ago

    “If you get tired of that song, it’s your fault.” Lol. It would have taken me years to come up with one song I’d be willing to live with forever.

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  • Rennis Tora 1 year ago

    I’m now very invested in these two and their wives being able to have dinner XD

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  • Erica 1 year ago

    Bongo Lady got gray highlights! 😍 They look amazing!

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  • Rennis Tora 1 year ago

    Other good reasons to choose apples over oranges: caramel, cider, pie, cinnamon.

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  • Michi 1 year ago

    I was under the impression they’ve known each other for a long time. I actually love that they just clicked so well that it seems that way!

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  • Fred Fry 1 year ago

    Thought for sure that the closing would be a mad lib from the answers that Mr Oliver responded with. Dang.

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  • Brian Hoefer 1 year ago

    1:10 It is The Construct.

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  • ellaphx 1 year ago

    Americans think it’s all about cherry pie. From the outside looking in, my main impression is the obsession with peanut butter, cinnamon, and pumpkins. 🤷‍♀️

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  • Sandeep Jani 1 year ago

    WaWa is the greatest!!!! How can you not love a place where the ATM doesn’t charge. It’s the store 711 wishes it could be

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  • richard chapman 1 year ago

    ” What happens when we die?” Answer: Your energy (electrons) join
    the other elements of energy in the cosmos and your physical body decays
    as it rots to become organic material of earth. What more do you want?

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  • Brian Hoefer 1 year ago

    10:05 In My Time Of Dying.

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  • Robert Loughrey 1 year ago

    I’d tay that John Oliver said “Witness Me” at the end of the interview but He. Has. No. Fucking. Idea. what an action movie is.

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  • ryukenshin55 k 1 year ago

    “Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie” I think I just fell in love with John Oliver 🤔

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  • Ken Meadows 1 year ago

    John Oliver is so hilariously bleak 🖤

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  • James Guy Photography 1 year ago

    Least favorite smell: Urinal cigarette.

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  • Lunar Sovereign 1 year ago

    “action movies aren’t supposed to be sad, the hero’s supposed to win.”
    after pushing for The Great Escape where almost all of the escapees are killed or recaptured in the end.

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  • Marcus Antonius 1 year ago

    ❤️👑

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  • Joanna Grant 1 year ago

    +10 for love of Wawa

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  • Chitrah Karthigeyan 1 year ago

    What number am I thinking of? Is the funniest. No one gets it right, but their expressions are priceless

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  • deedop90 1 year ago

    What is this!? A crossover episode!?

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  • Claire Magnuson 1 year ago

    A British taurus and an American Taurus 🙂

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  • E K Daufin 1 year ago

    I love them both but this was not funny or interesting.

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  • thatDonOguy 1 year ago

    “I Have No Fucking Idea” His IS us!

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  • Victoria 1 year ago

    Yes John Oliver, and yes to Wawa!! I miss them, having moved out of NJ. =(

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  • C B 1 year ago

    I wonder what depressing issue is John gonna talk about on Sunday

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  • Abhinav Reddy Mothe 1 year ago

    10:32 I said 42 too!

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  • KittenJoe 1 year ago

    That was fucking amazing

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  • Joshua Scholar 1 year ago

    I cheat at one song! Take a whole AOR side. Side two of Abby Road. Thick as a Brick etc.

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  • Cree Moon 1 year ago

    i feel like we all got old. more so yall tho. lol

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  • Amy Larson 1 year ago

    I didn’t know I would laugh so hard at these segments of “The Colbert Questionaire” (Questionert?) but John Oliver had me on the floor, laughing so hard my ribs ached! With both these guys being so intellectually clever, Oliver positively shines with his unique form of humor as an “Americanized Brit”. I positively died laughing, that’s no lie!! Didn’t know this segment would be so funny. Hysterical!!

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  • steve thornhill 1 year ago

    Andy Dibble was a great goalkeeper currently coach at Cardiff city .Kenilworth road remains the same.

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  • DarkTailsXZ 1 year ago

    I felt so sad for Andy Dibble

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  • BILL MURRAY 1 year ago

    I thought wah-wah was something
    used to play guitar.

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  • Zulay Crestani 1 year ago

    “a nOT gReAt EgG”

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  • MitchMagoo A 1 year ago

    Get together you guys… go do a tour ✨💛💗

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  • Simon Wilson 1 year ago

    poor man. I’ve seen him now.

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  • J.G. Hermanson 1 year ago

    #gratefuldead hell yeah Oliver is a dead head

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  • S. TK 1 year ago

    Ryan is a war movie (with action elements but you wouldn’t call it an action movie). Raider’s of the Lost Ark or Die Hard are action movies.

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  • Soroush Shabani 1 year ago

    this comment is probably gonna get lost between many others but I can not be the only one who is missing the old colbert. he used to be the reason I got interested in the late-night shows and although I am glad Trump is gone as much as anyone else, I don’t like how soft he has gone. maybe it’s part of being in a corporate-like CBS but it feels like he is just reading the teleprompters without actually and genuinely being there. i really hope one day we get him back

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  • Global Warmhugs 1 year ago

    As a Brit, I officially disown anyone who doesn’t answer “chip buttie… white bread, loads of malt vinegar.”

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  • macforme 1 year ago

    I love both these guys …so anything they say/do is a treat. But if you want to put whip cream on top lets bring in Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers and Jon Stewart. ❤️ to all of you.

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  • lionroo 1 year ago

    Digging this. I’d love to hear more celebrities answering the Colbert Questionert !

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  • Fuzzy Tattoo 1 year ago

    This was amazing! I love this so much!

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  • joandollie Doyle 1 year ago

    These guys are great together. I am sure they will have a wonderful dinner when they get together. I am with John Oliver on the tarmac and cresote smells.

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  • Kinfolk Canine 1 year ago

    DO NOT HATE ON PANGOLINS

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  • F D 1 year ago

    The peanut butter thing is true. As an European, I literally eat none of it.

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  • Andrew McQuade 1 year ago

    As a Philly dude I dig the Wawa props

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  • Eo Tunun 1 year ago

    If Stephen and John have dinner together, I´d pay for the table next to theirs.

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  • Sister Lucifer 1 year ago

    Best duo ever🖤🤗

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  • Pale Blue Geek 1 year ago

    A Tofu Environment!! LMAO

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  • Karen D. 1 year ago

    Peanut butter on an apple is great, like a pb/apple j Sammy without the bread. Also, physiologically, the fat and protein in the pub slow the glucose digestion of the apple and is filling longer.

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  • Frank K. 1 year ago

    Best action film has got to be “Fugitive” with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones.

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  • Anna R 1 year ago

    I absolutely ❤❤❤❤ these two together! Their comedy is so smart and hilarious. They need to do a spinoff … 52 episodes – 15 minutes long. #CobertOliverShow

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  • diany403 1 year ago

    They need a podcast ASAP!!

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  • T KYNG 1 year ago

    The Shittiest Show On Tele-Vision Today
    💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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  • Canadian Gal 1 year ago

    This is excellent! 😄 These two are hilarious when they are together! They need to do this more often!

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  • Memo Ramos 1 year ago

    Your a puppet

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  • William S 1 year ago

    A not great egg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 died

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  • Kenji Smith 1 year ago

    WAWA!!!!

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  • NewhamMatt 1 year ago

    The hero’s supposed to win? How many heroes died in The Great Escape?

    Never mind that the correct answer is Die Hard, although I will permit defence of The Dark Knight and Mad Max: Fury Road.

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  • zwr9ne0fh8pk4bt635245 1 year ago

    David Bowie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI

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  • Ella H 1 year ago

    For anyone without the captions on, I think it’s important you know that peanut butter got lost in translation and turned into president bush during the apple discussion, which really changes the viewing experience

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  • James B 1 year ago

    WAWA is NOT “just” a gas station. Colbert obviously has no idea.

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  • Joe Schmoe 1 year ago

    Time for a peanut butter apple 🍎!

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  • Karl Kettner 1 year ago

    Ashes to ashes is a great pick.

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  • Anna Bozyk 1 year ago

    I love them both. But Colbert seems warmer.

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  • Jeff Hughes 1 year ago

    “You’re using the apple as a spoon then?”
    “Yeah”
    …*Oh right American nevermind…*

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  • Audra Lambert 1 year ago

    What an amazing Hitchikers Guide reference @ the end there! 42!!

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  • Irene Haralabatos 1 year ago

    Love that John Oliver is a Bowie fan. But of course he is. He’s British.

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  • J Ward 1 year ago

    Not right egg is correct.

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  • QoS_uboot ! 1 year ago

    Like everyone else, I love Stephen Colbert’s more casual look – never go back! Also, I will never not watch anything that features both John Oliver and Stephen Colbert.

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  • Ian Schulz 1 year ago

    “Unless there’s a deep sadness or at least some ennui, I’m not interested.” Hahahahahaha, I’m right with you mate.
    (Ashes to Ashes!!!)

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  • Suleyman Kilinc 1 year ago

    John Oliver must have watched South Park.

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  • Susan 1 year ago

    Why do the captions keep calling “peanut butter” “President Bush”?!?!

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  • K Webster 1 year ago

    Oh, John, apples and. Peanubutter is a thing, my favorite what can i eat that is healthy at 10pm snack!

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  • fiddlesticks 1 year ago

    “She tried to throw [perfectly good/never worn bomber jacket] away three times”
    What kinda rich people wastefulness

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  • Auntie Ar 1 year ago

    BLT!

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  • K Webster 1 year ago

    I would like John Oliver to be the guy that sits next to you on your show. Different than ed McMahon etc. He would be an equal partner and NO guests, just you to talking.

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  • S. M. Henderson 1 year ago

    “The Great Escape is an action movie!”
    “Action movies aren’t supposed to be sad the heroes are supposed to win”
    So… yayyyy the Nazi heroes mowed down those evil ally officers who escaped?

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  • bazorkin 1 year ago

    Imagine an American version of The Trip with John and Stephen.

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  • LaLaGrunge 1 year ago

    Have these guys donated their paychecks to their local illegal immigrant families yet?

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  • Patty J. Ayers 1 year ago

    Ringo Starr doing the same “Questionert” is amazingly lacking in a shred of humor. That was sad

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  • Denyse Cummings 1 year ago

    I noticed you did not ask John Oliver if “Exercise is worth it?” Like you did with Jane Fonda. Then I realized who you were interviewing.

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  • P R 1 year ago

    These 2 should do a buddy cop movie

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  • Veronica Varela 1 year ago

    John Oliver my most favourite person on tv! He is a beautiful soul ❤️

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  • Ms G 1 year ago

    John Oliver is very smart

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  • Jay Fuller 1 year ago

    I thought for sure he was going to say Phish

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  • Rose Alee 1 year ago

    Cancel? Do a zoom dinner!

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  • Amy Larson 1 year ago

    “I feel seen….” totally lost it with John Oliver! OMG, he is precious!!

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  • jackkoffin1 1 year ago

    John needs to admit the true spelling of his name is Olivert.

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  • Cmorris94 1 year ago

    Technically the hero did win at saving private Ryan. He just didn’t survive.

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  • MythicosQc74 1 year ago

    The answer IS 42, you fraud 🙂

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  • Yorda Lyn 1 year ago

    Questionnaire! I Adore these two.

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  • Chrystine Gaines 1 year ago

    Did he just say creosote for favorite and not great eggs for least favorite? I am just saying

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  • Deborah Lonergan 1 year ago

    “I feel seen.” LMAO

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  • GalaxyRise 1 year ago

    Never quite noticed just how on point John Oliver’s dimple game is: 1:45

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  • M. S. 1 year ago

    The
    rest
    of
    my
    life

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  • Benjamin Schumacher 1 year ago

    Wawa sandwiches are in no way equivalent to a gas station sandwich

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  • Vignesh Senthil 1 year ago

    Keanu Reeves’ answer to when Stephen asked him what he thinks happens when we die will forever be the greatest moment on this show

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  • id gaf 1 year ago

    Oh, John Oliver. We’ve used chicken patties as bread. Our southern states have learned how to deep fry everything edible, and several things that aren’t.

    Using apples as a spoon is actually a good thing. It’s a healthy step forward, at least.

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  • lmrandlette 1 year ago

    John Oliver’s dimples….

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  • Laura Walker 1 year ago

    This was boring AF!

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  • Moses Agabon 1 year ago

    Love these two, And Trevor, And Kimmel, Meyers, Fallon.

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  • Lynn Robertson 1 year ago

    So far no one’s answered “What happens when you die” with Heaven or hell. I REALLY hope I end up in Heaven!! 😇

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  • SmeatsBeats 1 year ago

    Wow. In my head I was like “Wawa hoagie. Wawa Hoagie. Wawa Hoagie.”
    BLT.
    “Ah. Checks out.”
    Wawa BLT. For my wife on Valentine’s Day.
    “MY MAN”

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  • Peter Charles 1 year ago

    BLT is the correct answer.

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  • Stephanie Schull 1 year ago

    FINALLYYYYY! Someone mentions my favorite film “My Dinner with Andre”. I feel seen.

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  • ARW 1 year ago

    ‘I’ll take the chair.’

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  • Orange Black 1 year ago

    #Colbert you know, if you really want to get to know John Oliver, you’ll have to play an online session of D&D with him. Also please invite Patton as well, I’d love to see a cool adventure with you guys.

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  • Falldownstill Lane 1 year ago

    I lovvvve a wawa blt, I totally agree I get it with cheddar cheese and Buffalo sauce and it give me life.

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  • Nancy Maitri Peden 1 year ago

    Science? I prefer qualitative. See my post on tasting wine tasting.

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  • Nancy Maitri Peden 1 year ago

    Scariest animal. Republicans.

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  • Lisa Baerga 1 year ago

    They have such great chemistry

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  • KerbRider 1 year ago

    That hilarity was so smooth and seamless it appeared scripted. But you know these two are just so whip smart that would be impossible. Imagine Stephen and John in an odd couple like sit com. Omg, that would be the greatest show ever made.

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  • Carl S 1 year ago

    How many people are Googling Andy Dibble? 😅

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  • O S 1 year ago

    Stephen you’re a bigger 🕳 then even Kamala.

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  • Edward Lee 1 year ago

    kind of a dick move of colbert. john oliver set him with the perfect hitchhikers guuide to the galaxy answer with the favorite number being 42 the answer of everything, but colbert just went nope, and i find it hard to believe stephen colbert hasn’t read hitchikers guide to the galaxy , so im sensing some jealousy or something here

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  • FGM: Foreground Music 1 year ago

    John Oliver accidentally ripped off South Park with that pangolin joke, haha.

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  • chimkin 1 year ago

    Do Americans put peanut butter on apples???

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  • Dani Xoxo 1 year ago

    I love pangolins. It’s just not right how they’re wrangled and treated. 😭

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  • karrasue 1 year ago

    That was the most entertaining 11 minutes of absolutely nothing I’ve kind of enjoyed in a long time.

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  • N. Joel 1 year ago

    Wawa ain’t just a gas station Stephen. Get your butt out there and explore PA and NJ finest eats and the gas stations where us regular folk eat at.

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  • Stephanie Makowski 1 year ago

    Colbert is 100000% correct in terms of apples and peanut butter. Breakfast of champions.

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  • Benjamin Gal-Or 1 year ago

    Since Einstein books were burned in Germany and all jewish professors fired,
    German universities are talent empty, “no scientists” replace scientists
    and ONE-LINERS WHO CAN’T WRITE MORE THAN A LINE, NOR READ A FEW,
    WHILE TAINTING THIS CIVILIZATION and more by abusing scientific facts like

    Fully Vaccinated per 100? Israel 56 v. US. 29, India 1.79, Japan 0.79.*

    Vaccinations help people that can’t move to Almost VIRUS-FREE CLIMATES. LIST.
    20-30% new virus variants slip through border controls.*

    Governments of some nations face the greatest life-or-death dilemma,
    comparing Deaths in Lowest Virus Infected Nations, up to May 1, 2021, with next nations.
    British Virgin Islands 1
    Grenada 1
    Sn Barth 1
    Montserrat UK 1
    Cayman Islands 2
    Fiji 2
    Timor-Leste 3
    Sn Vincent 11
    Sn Martin 12
    Taiwan 12
    Caribbean NL 16
    Mauritius 17
    New Zealand 26
    Sint Maarten 27
    Seychelles 28
    Bermuda 28
    Iceland 29
    Isle of Man 29
    Antigua & Bermuda 32
    Monaco 32
    Deaths in Highest Virus Infected Nations, up to May 1, 2021
    U.S. 590,110
    BRZL 404,287
    MXC 216,907
    INDIA 213,997
    UK 127,524
    ITL 121,033
    RUS 110,520
    FR 104,514
    GRM 83,675
    SPN 78,216
    CLMB 73,720
    PLND 67,924
    ARGN 63,865
    PRU 61,477
    SAFR 54,350
    INDNS 45,652
    UKRN 44,436
    TRKY 40,131
    The costs of moving people to Safe, ALMOST VIRUS-FREE CLIMATES, are enormous,

    but so may be the surging, non-abating, lost-lives, by relying ONLY on steadily effective biochemistry.

    Said-Facts-Based New Philosophy is opposed by Vaxxing Gaining Companies-Governments.

    Data Sources: Thousands of dedicated Drs., Nursers, Health-Care Workers in ~180 nations
    daily reporting to US university JH, World Health Organization, WHO, reordered in this
    PRIVATE, NON–AFFILIATED, NON-FUNDED STUDY since Oct 22, 2020.
    Copyrights: Prof. Dr. Benjamin Gal-Or & David Galor, May 1, 2021.

    * https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Coronavirus/COVID-variants-swamp-India-and-Japan-hospitals-5-things-to-know

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  • Bobby L 1 year ago

    yes

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  • Andy 1 year ago

    Steven… Have you seen the ending of the great escape? It’s not exactly sunshine and roses

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  • Seasick Viking 1 year ago

    Describe the rest of John Oliver’s life in 5 words: TRAPPED IN AN ENDLESS VOID!

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  • Danielle Alessi 1 year ago

    This was hysterical…they were adorable 🤗

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  • The Raid 1 year ago

    that was awesome

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  • Anthony G 1 year ago

    Colbert is disrespecting Wawa. there is no betting with them. they are always awesome

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  • Martin Zarate 1 year ago

    Dude you can’t do the death question at bed time – we’re all watching YouTube at midnight specifically to avoid being alone with those thoughts.

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  • Brandy Bauska 1 year ago

    John Oliver… you ROCK!
    That’s all I can say..

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  • mcmisko 1 year ago

    That was surprisingly enlightening

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  • Alex Hristova 1 year ago

    i feel like the 42 reference went over stephen’s head.

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  • misujerr 1 year ago

    Sorry John, that was not “The Grateful Dead,” what you saw was “Dead & COMPANY.” Awesome that you were in SF though, wish I had known. My last pre-COVID show was in SF too. Great Questionert! Signed, old jaded Deadhead (check my screen name;)

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  • Claire P 1 year ago

    Wait…Saving Private Ryan is too sad to be an action movie, but The Great Escape isn’t? Do you remember how that movie ended, Stephen? LIKE EVERYBODY DIES.

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  • Tom Nelson 1 year ago

    10:30 … YES! 42 was the answer. I always answer that question with ’42’.

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  • stephonline15 1 year ago

    Please, when things go back to “normal,” please keep the title “A Late Show,” please don’t bring back the suits and ties. Bring the band back in person, could really do without the audience but I can live with an audience lol. But please no suits and ties. Thanks! Lol

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  • Chris Larson 1 year ago

    Anyone else wonder if Olliver got the whole pangolin thing from the South Park quarantine special?

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  • Andrew Broeker 1 year ago

    In whose mind is Saving Private Ryan not an action movie? Is it just disqualified for being good?

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  • Harshaan Bains 1 year ago

    No more school

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  • jura.brunensis 1 year ago

    Bramborová polévka – Czech language spotted, well done Stephen! 👏🏾

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  • Ernest van Ophuizen 1 year ago

    Stephen: I don’t really know you as well as I’d like.
    John (in my mind): I don’t really like you half as well as you deserve. _puts on the One Ring and disappears_

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  • Hone Melgren 1 year ago

    😀 The auto subtitles translated “peanut butter” as “president bush”. You can put “president bush” on an apple LOL

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  • Thona koko12 1 year ago

    His love for Ashes to Ashes is perfect

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  • david - slayer 1 year ago

    wawa is a cod map to me..

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  • Rune Below 1 year ago

    In the end I die

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  • Quantumese Boy 1 year ago

    And by pangolines did you mean chinese lab researchers?

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  • Peggy Gibbons 1 year ago

    I love this! Our local news sports guy does a thing he calls Rapid Fire, where he asks big time sports figures questions like these and it’s hilarious! Go St Louis Cardinals and St Louis Blues! 🙂

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  • AQualms 1 year ago

    give the person who made the title raise

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  • MissSeaShell 1 year ago

    7:47 had to pause after this one because I can’t breathe 😂

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  • Kjll3rUnjc0rn5 1 year ago

    “TOH-MAH-TOH,” this I how I will live my life moving forward.

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  • Paul Corrigan 1 year ago

    John Oliver is what an American would create if they were asked to create a British person. There’s a reason he flopped over here.

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  • Eric Sanchez 1 year ago

    Mac tart tea

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  • Eric Sanchez 1 year ago

    The final countdown

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  • Eric Sanchez 1 year ago

    1

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  • Eric Sanchez 1 year ago

    Media

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  • Eric Sanchez 1 year ago

    Lit big bi richard

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  • K 1 year ago

    Who came up with the questions? Did one person make that list, or two? There are two distinct voices in the questions alone; Stephen and John’s responses add another layer of meaning and emotion. Did they write the questions or their staff?

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  • raptormaster666 1 year ago

    If John IS buried in that bomber jacket, will he become one of the Grateful Dead? ;P

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  • DeKai 1 year ago

    I certainly witnessed some linguistic pyrotechnics here, was well.

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  • Patty 1 year ago

    I love peanut butter on my apple!!!

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  • M. Collier 1 year ago

    Best sandwich is the Reuben. (Before I stopped eating meat.)
    Best action movie is either Die Hard or The Matrix.
    Scariest animal is any large predator in the ocean.
    Apples…. because of the wide variety.
    Never asked for an autograph… couldn’t care less about them.
    When we die we cease to exist… it feels the same as you did before you were conceived.
    Least favorite smell? A dead, bloated, cow in the hot summer sun… just trust me on this one.
    Favorite smell? Fresh grapefruit… or freshly baked bread. Depending on my mood.
    One song forever? Umm… I would do anything for love. Meatloaf.

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  • Angel Canja 1 year ago

    Z

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  • Nathan Sara 1 year ago

    I liked this video as soon as John said “Wawa”.

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  • pseudonym of a nerd 1 year ago

    I do think I know John Oliver better knowing that his favorite smell is creosote. I mean you could have baked bread, cookies, the smell of the ocean, freshly cut grass, clean laundry.. and you pick tarmac. That’s a choice.

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  • David Superville 1 year ago

    42!!!!

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  • janet houckanderson 1 year ago

    Best sandwich? BLT of course.

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  • Andrew Passow 1 year ago

    great! high – minded comedy. all the questions and all the answers are intended to produce the greatest amount of laughter. (If not ‘laughter’, then smiles upon our faces) I love it.

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  • tranquil Nice 1 year ago

    oliver maybe the least pretentious guy that did one of these

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  • MartaEzis 1 year ago

    9:30 when you´re Czech and you´ve been watching Stephen for 6 years: “WAIT, IS HE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE?!?” 😮 Bramborová polévka…. yeah, except that nobody says “bramborová polévka”, that´s just a literal translation of the English phrase “potato soup”. And come on, Stephen, Czech doesn´t f*cking have the Russian accent you put on in the word “delicious”!!!
    When Stephen says “bramborová polévka”, he pronounces it without the Russian accent and his pronunciation is actually pretty good.

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  • LeNa 1 year ago

    Aaaaaaah, OMG!!!
    #AshesToAshes #JohnOliver <3
    I just blew a fuse XD

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  • Magnatron 1 year ago

    Favourite smell:
    John:”Tarmac”. Me: “Yes!”
    John: “Wait, Creosote”. Me: “YES!” Childhood summer time memories of England… Poisonous chemicals filling the air. Ah, good times.

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  • Marcie St Clair 1 year ago

    The fact he said peanut butter, I got RuPaul in my head

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  • Jetstovictory 1 year ago

    I struggle to imagine Ashes to Ashes as Bowie’s best.

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  • Ryan Beck 1 year ago

    Peanut butter and apples is my jam. D-Lish-Us

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  • Erica Kane 1 year ago

    Wawa is wonderful and I would also be OK with this valentine’s date

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  • Jupiter Kansas 1 year ago

    The Great Escape is sad too, Colbert.

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  • Robert Reichle 1 year ago

    The subtitles say “You can put President Bush on an apple.” I don’t know that that isn’t true, but that’s certainly not what was said.

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  • gotanygrapes831 1 year ago

    That’s numberwang

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  • Madolyn Laurine 1 year ago

    this wawa story is giving me life 😂

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  • bemasaberwyn55 1 year ago

    5:05 Did John just reference the South Park Pandemic Special? Why did this never occur to me?

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  • LSW 1 year ago

    Scariest animal? I would channel my inner Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV series) and say BUNNIES! Greetings from Anya! LOL

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  • Mike Fitkin 1 year ago

    Is it just me or did Colbert’s Russian accent bleed into the favorite smell question

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  • Renato Corvaro 1 year ago

    To us Animorphs fans, John Oliver exists in Z-Space.

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  • Paul Bisanti 1 year ago

    ladies and gentlemen, i now know my make-a-wish dream should i ever need to deploy it: going to dinner with these two gentlemen and just listening to the conversation all night.

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  • Rod Batten 1 year ago

    Steve and John almost have that Tucci/Fifth type bromance goin’ on.

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  • rageelite 1 year ago

    “What number am I thinking of?” … answers with the answer to the ultimate question….

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  • watson956 1 year ago

    42

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  • Hilary Varney 1 year ago

    No joke – John and I blurted out Wawa at the same time. It’s all about the roll; Nothing beats a Philly hoagie roll. It doesn’t even matter what you put on it.

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  • Deepak Tambe 1 year ago

    can i get all questions ? collated ?

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  • C D 1 year ago

    Wawa sandwiches are delicious

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  • Thor's Twisted Beard 1 year ago

    I loved this so damned much.

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