John Oliver Shares His Frightening Path to American Citizenship

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  • charles baxter 2 years ago

    COVID-19 Animal Rescue: Recieved a distress Signal yesterday. The Carribou grazing the Artic Tunrdra were getting Strung out from All this Social Distancing Stuff. I thought we had HERD Immunity.

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  • charles baxter 2 years ago

    Thank’s again People! Luv ya -aka Charlie B’ outta Dobbs Ferry N.Y.

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  • Dee Cohen 2 years ago

    I needed this SO much rite now. I love both of you and I adore John Oliver but I just watched both of his episodes on the police and mail in voting and my fucking blood pressure was off the charts in a good way because that’s how it should be but I’m telling you what it’s been rough coming down from that and that was hours ago but we need you guys to make us think and to make us laugh so thank you both for both of those things a fucking Chia pet how the fuck did you find a fucking chia pet John Oliver

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  • Sharon Cannon 2 years ago

    What a wonderful citizen we’ve gained in John Oliver! His last Last Week Tonight is a must-watch, showing a history many may not know concerning police in America.

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  • devilpupbear09 2 years ago

    I’d rather stick a quarter down his ass crack than see him tie his shoes via British standards

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  • Repins Watson 2 years ago

    An actual legit laugh from Jimmy.

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  • IwannaDomyCrush 2 years ago

    Congratulations on being an American citizen but why in the world do you act like you were entitled to citizenship? Because you lived in the nation for a while? That’s not how life works

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  • John Bey 2 years ago

    Look up the case of william dungey vs joseph spencer…ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS DUNGEYS ATTORNEY..Then look up DREDD SCOTT case.

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  • Vivian Stimpson 2 years ago

    Why is this a toy ? ROFL smart kid

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  • a b 2 years ago

    Would either of you be interested in a story about a college? I would love to tell it and maybe the rest of the world needs to hear it.

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  • Psyclonus 2 years ago

    How the hell is the audio out of sync?

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  • kalbs89 2 years ago

    Hilarious

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  • Tiana Richard 2 years ago

    Of all the things that have been done to chia seeds this is by far the worst

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  • Kay Rohde 2 years ago

    Jesus! The Estelle Getty Chia Pet with the pitiful vegetation looks EXACTLY like Trump! 3:57!

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  • ImaStewBdooooo 2 years ago

    John’s Covid19 long hair is looking HOT 😍

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  • William Paris 2 years ago

    Thanks for making me laugh! I really needed that.

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  • Lena Agel 2 years ago

    Jimmy sounds really bad

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  • Coconut Juice 2 years ago

    Professor Duncan, for those who know.

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  • Christiaan 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to become an American citizen even if they paid me. The place has too many Americans.

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  • Fritz Ochs 2 years ago

    They made it hell for my mother. Took her 5 years just for them to recognize the US citizenship and her Mother is 100% American. Unfortunately my Grandmother never bothered to register my Mother at birth since she was living in a foreign country at the time.

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  • Scott Beaudway 2 years ago

    Chia pet is 2020 in a nut shell

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  • John Bob 2 years ago

    Did Trump get his “campaign check” yet John? 🤓🤓🤓

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  • 209 Michoacan 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/aDtxAzleH7g

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  • Sophie L 2 years ago

    These two should meet every week online.

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  • Long Xiangyu 2 years ago

    such surprising John just became American, it would be more funny for his show!

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  • Judy in the Sky 2 years ago

    Ha! Now we really get to keep John Oliver.

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  • Big Bulk 2 years ago

    Johnny get a hair transplant. That toupe is an abomination.

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  • RJ Koch 2 years ago

    Another addition to the ranks of the pure-bred, white, privileged hypocrites. Welcome!

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  • Kurt G 2 years ago

    I don’t get what was so hard about it for him.. I’m sure I was in a pretty similar situation, and I wouldn’t consider it a difficult process at all, all things considered.

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  • G00ober 2 years ago

    Dont vote democrat.

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  • Leo 2 years ago

    they can’t buy good microphones?

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  • Alex S. Gabor 2 years ago

    Thanks #johnoliver + #cnbc + #cnn + #youngturks for the #infiniteinsults of #politicalidiocy #saveyourpennies for the #infinitology of #snapchange https://youtu.be/5245W-C34JU

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  • chunks Infante 2 years ago

    Skin color helped you out alot john

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  • LoveLea Moon 2 years ago

    Omg. We have that chia pet! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Robert Wilkinson 2 years ago

    2/3 of American born citizens cannot pass a citizenship test. Can you imagine how bad black Americans would test? I’d say that 80% couldn’t pass one.

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  • MI6 Rogue 2 years ago

    When I was in ROTC the commander separated the citizens and non citizens. Non citizens went out to play ball and citizens were made to take a citizenship test. That test is really difficult and I would compare them to the literacy tests that people of color were forced to take in order to vote. The point of this was to hopefully make us appreciate how lucky we were.

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  • D Aware 2 years ago

    Erdington U.K. to USA

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  • Farista Sairuv 2 years ago

    Awesome!

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