Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders or Beto O’Rourke for President?

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Published on December 5, 2018

The next Presidential election is 700 days away and everyone is trying to figure out who the Democrats will run. According to a new Harvard/Harris poll, the top choices among Democrat and Independent voters are Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Beto O’Rourke. There’s a lot to take in and a lot at stake, so we checked in with political analyst and blogger Mort Haskell (Fred Willard) in Washington DC. In other news, according to the Department of Agriculture, consumption of canned tuna over the last three decades is down more than 40%. Fewer people are eating tuna out of cans than ever before and the tuna companies are blaming Millennials. We wanted to get to the bottom of this, so we got in touch with the President of the American Tuna Association, Gary Davis (also Fred Willard).

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20 comments

  • Mike Haverson 2 weeks ago

    This is both sad and awesome

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  • M L 2 weeks ago

    Bernie Sanders 2020 · Medicare for All NOW!

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  • Rock theVote 2 weeks ago

    Bernie or bust the system!

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  • Brian Fricks 2 weeks ago

    Fred is such a gem! A bit to tough on the heart to watch him shake so much, but his humor shines through as always!

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  • Gren Wren 2 weeks ago

    No Biden please, Hillary’s problem was that she was too corrupt, to contrast Trump, you just need a nice, squeaky clean guy who hasn’t said anything stupid, offensive, mean or corrupt because the paradigm of 2016 was worst of two evils, 2020 must be corruption vs non corruption

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  • Piko Utatane 2 weeks ago

    merica

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  • Sachintha Randil 2 weeks ago

    Bernie Should Win ❤️

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  • Prominent Style 2 weeks ago

    All great candidates in my opinion

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  • Smooth Sounds Of Jazz 2 weeks ago

    It can’t be Joe Biden is a corporate democrat

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  • jayag26 2 weeks ago

    why are millennials synonymous with young people… we’re almost middle aged. I get tuna in packets btw… so the kids can open them and I don’t worry about them getting cut.

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  • PROTOMAN247 2 weeks ago

    Biden, Bernie and Beto. In that order? You Fkn kiddin me? Bernie would’ve won had Hillary not stolen the election.

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  • Jojo Susu 2 weeks ago

    Bernie 2020.

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 2 weeks ago

    Democratic candidates brought to you by the letter “B”.

    Canned Tuna, for your daily dose of Mercury and other Heavy metals!

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  • susanbakerdeeds 2 weeks ago

    Trump’s going to win 2020.
    I dont know a person that would vote DemocRAT Antifa/blm/isis/kkk/bernie Sanders/Obama/Hillary traitors snowflakes DemocRATs terrorist groups paid actors by Hollywood perverts .
    You must think ligal hard working american are stupid to ever vote DemocRATs

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  • supermanGT 2 weeks ago

    Bidan/O’Rourke or O’Rourke/Gillium

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  • Markie W 2 weeks ago

    Bernie/Beto 2020!

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  • Asti Upiastirin 2 weeks ago

    Beto O’Rourke!!!

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  • C Dixon 2 weeks ago

    What about Jon Stewart? He would have fan support; Is he a natural born citizen? He could definitely make it so a third party could win.

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  • Chris Choir 2 weeks ago

    3 azzholes who have done nothing in their lives

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  • Henry Gustav 2 weeks ago

    The comments section has spoken.

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