Jimmy Performs “Teachers’ Day Song” (The Tonight Show: At Home Edition)

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Published on May 6, 2020

Jimmy pays tribute to teachers everywhere with a song about just how valuable they are for Teacher’s Appreciation Day. Full lyrics below:

Teachers should make a billion dollars
And get more vacation time
They spend their days wranglin’ all our crazy kids
When they go out
They should get free bottomless wine

Teachers deserve a month-long spa day
And cucumbers on their eyes
Cuz if you ask ‘em why the spa is using veggies
They’ll explain
It’s cuz of the enzymes

Teachers should have a prom for teachers
So they can dress in fancy clothes
The guidance counselor does the Toosie Slide
And the students
Have to chaperone
Spoken: Ms. Weaver, Mr. Jones – no grinding.

Teachers should make a billion dollars
And when it’s time for arts and crafts
They should get swarmed by paparazzi
Who demand selfies and autographs

Teachers shouldn’t have to pay their taxes
They should get cheered around the clock
At the bank, they should just throw money at them
And at Chipotle, they should always get free Guac

Teachers should make a billion dollars (Yes, they should!)
Teachers should make a billion dollars
Teachers should make a billion dollars
Teachers should make a billion dollars…
Twice a week

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20 comments

  • Rachel Sablatzky 2 months ago

    Haha what’s w/the fingers coming around the camera towards end a few times?! 🤔😂😂😂😂

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  • Elizabeth Hoover 2 months ago

    😂😂😂 Jimmy, I died! I used to be a teacher… You and this song are pure gold.

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  • Nan ‘59 2 months ago

    When I went to Canada, on vacation 20 years ago, the thing really impressed me, was the respect in that country for EDUCATORS!
    Very sadly, we do not have that here.
    What. So. EVER! It’s just a shame!!
    I know my SpEd teacher daughter will be doing something different in 5 years, when all her Student Loans are paid!

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  • GOSPEL 4U 2 months ago

    IF IT BECOMES REALITY I WANT TO BE A TEACHER MYSELF 😀

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  • Shazia Ahmed 2 months ago

    Go jimmy! Write that song for teachers!! XD

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  • Kanye West 2 months ago

    Jimmy , Trump looks better than you now…sad

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  • Rainbow God a.k 2 months ago

    Cool

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  • joshfactor1 2 months ago

    they should absolutely have to pay taxes. no one is above the law

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    I’m gonna contact all my old teachers, and apologize to them for being a little monster all those years. Heck, I got the time.

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  • Elizabeth Hoover 2 months ago

    I agree with you, Jimmy!!

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  • Best Team Good Team 2 months ago

    Nu nu good good

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  • bala jee 2 months ago

    All teachers should ‘A’ to their students add this line also Jimmy

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  • Jessica Jaimes 2 months ago

    As a teacher, I couldn’t stop smiling watching this. I 100% agree! ❤

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  • Aisha R. 2 months ago

    Good job Jimmy! This sing reminds me of your friend Adam Sandler! 😀

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  • Tattiana 2 months ago

    Lol xd

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  • Susana Cardona 2 months ago

    The Colombian president should hear you and must apply the things you say

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  • Polo Solo 2 months ago

    Cringe

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  • antiviral13 2 months ago

    Thank you for this, Jimmy. We should be treated so much better (at the college level too…particularly those of us whose entire pay relies on part time work since full time jobs are scarce).

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  • Ted 2 months ago

    wanna be friends?

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  • Maitrayee Banerjee 2 months ago

    I am an 11 year old student who is doing homeschool now. We by seeing our teacher makes us sad bc they don’t get sleep. They work the whole day for us. I want to pay tribute to the teachers out there who work for us students. We love you teachers.♥️♥️

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