In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about Trump’s upcoming birthday, occupy protests in Washington State, Chief Economic Advisor Larry Kudlow suggesting that there is no systemic racism in America, NASCAR banning the Confederate flag, Trump getting back out on the rally trail, plans for the RNC to be a blowout bash, new sex guidelines in New York, and a quarantine edition of #DearAuntChippy. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Keke Palmer chose the Black Visions Collective. Please help them dismantle systems of oppression and violence. Go here to donate – https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/
Love you Jim and all, but…WTH is the intro?🤔🤣😂👊🏻
Replygloryhole 🤣🤣🤣
Reply“Stoop” …. Y’know , Plump ain’t getting accepted by Mensa any time soon , is he ? 🍊 -“duhr-hurr , duuuuuh” !
ReplyCome on be fair, the coronavirus HAS been contained. It has been contained to the planet Earth. Nowhere else, so job well done. The waiver doesn’t include death. If you die you can sue.
ReplyJimmy, your’e the best.
ReplyThanks for the laugh.
In 10 years your grandchildren will be describing you as “their racist grandfather.” like I still describe my racist father who died in 1983. When I was little he said to me:
Reply“Son, there’s only two blacks in this world that deserve a white man’s respect. Ray Charles and Charlie Pride.” Of course he didn’t refer to them as black. I never picked up racism because I spent 90% of my childhood in integrated foster homes.
Lol jimmy my dude that’s a Willy Mammoth!!!!! Lol I love this guy!!!!!!!
ReplyThe hell with Jimmy. He’s an idiot
ReplyRainbow flags of people embracing their sexuality is not the same thing as flying a confederate flag that represents bigotry. Lol
The logic of some people is just… yikes. Excuse me. Did I just say logic? I’m not sure that even qualifies as logic. In fact, I’d say it’s more like mental gymnastics for the logically impaired.
ReplyI knew it was Trump’s birthday because of the endless ads I’ve gotten on social media telling me about it and asking me to sign his online birthday card. Egads! Such wanton pandering to a man with such a fragile ego. Never seen this level of nonsense with any other president in my lifetime. No. I won’t sign your stupid card. No. I don’t care that it’s your birthday. Go away.
ReplyHalf of these slack jaw idiots will show up in Jacksonville NC🤣
ReplyI like Aunt Chippy. She reminds me of my Grandmother’s scrabble partners.
Reply“Go back to your bunker” LOL.
ReplyHilarious and spot on.
ReplyUnder no circumstances reply to Trumptard comments with the words – _”You’re stooped'”_
You’re wasting your time, they can’t spell.
ReplyThe president’s not wearing mask. Wow!! I don’t know that beacause i’m not living over there. Why him not wearing mask? He’s do not worry about his health.
ReplyOrange lightning
ReplyJimmy is on 🔥 tonight
ReplyBare hands buffet
Fork you😂🤣😂
NYC pandemic sex advice 😂
I don’t hate white people even tho I wrote it it’s just I keep my distance I’m native American and white and they don’t like me I think it’s cause I have both sides but if they say something to me I will fight back
ReplyI love you Jimmy…..but
ReplyIt’s never a joke to tell people (morons) to yell ‘Fire’ ..this is just one of …those. Love you
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Reply00:20:00 cnv 😍💋❤🔥😘 🎉 💜 🍓 ^_^
ReplyYou are crazy
ReplyJimmy you are a washed up loser! I can’t believe you actuallly have followers still. Sit down and shut up
ReplyStock Market drones have dry vaginas.
Reply😂🤣😂Stoop! In the name of Illiteracy!
ReplyLOVE, LOVE, LOVE Aunt Chippy!!
ReplyYes please tear down all democrat confederate/KKK members/slave owners statues, monuments and flags so the democrats can hide their past!!
ReplyAmerica is #1 in covid19 > good job
ReplyYang sayang Alloh tolong like
Reply0:11…….💖💖💖
I thought the advertisement for the convention in Jacksonville was real until it said “BARE HANDS BUFFET”
Reply😂😂😂😂😂😂 Beautiful. Finally got kicked off👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
ReplyFunny how the biggest scumbag liberals have the biggest mouths.
ReplyIt’s all fun and games until someone realizes you’re a racist Jimmy😂😭
ReplyThe people that will attend this are a threat to the health of everyone internationally.
ReplyNever heard Trump use the n word or seen him dress up as Oprah and danced on a Mexican maid only a Hollywood democrap could get away with that. Trump POTUS MAGA 🇺🇸
ReplyHe’s just made cause he’s on house arrest lmao
ReplyJimmy Kimmel sex guidelines: 15 year old Megan fox is hot
ReplyHey jimmy, as you apologize for 20 years of bad jokes and being a hypocrite , here’s some food for thought. Are the Wayan brothers apologizing for playing white face in white chicks???? Quite disturbing
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is a racist puppet of the democratic party
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