Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump’s Back Out, COVID Sex Guidelines & NASCAR Flag Ban

Published on June 11, 2020

In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about Trump’s upcoming birthday, occupy protests in Washington State, Chief Economic Advisor Larry Kudlow suggesting that there is no systemic racism in America, NASCAR banning the Confederate flag, Trump getting back out on the rally trail, plans for the RNC to be a blowout bash, new sex guidelines in New York, and a quarantine edition of #DearAuntChippy. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Keke Palmer chose the Black Visions Collective. Please help them dismantle systems of oppression and violence. Go here to donate – https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/

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  • Jacob Handal 3 years ago

    Love you Jim and all, but…WTH is the intro?🤔🤣😂👊🏻

  • richard barnachea 3 years ago

    gloryhole 🤣🤣🤣

  • Silky Johnson 3 years ago

    “Stoop” …. Y’know , Plump ain’t getting accepted by Mensa any time soon , is he ? 🍊 -“duhr-hurr , duuuuuh” !

  • Alex Hoo 3 years ago

    Come on be fair, the coronavirus HAS been contained. It has been contained to the planet Earth. Nowhere else, so job well done. The waiver doesn’t include death. If you die you can sue.

  • Joe Meza 3 years ago

    Jimmy, your’e the best.
    Thanks for the laugh.

  • Larry Chappell 3 years ago

    In 10 years your grandchildren will be describing you as “their racist grandfather.” like I still describe my racist father who died in 1983. When I was little he said to me:
    “Son, there’s only two blacks in this world that deserve a white man’s respect. Ray Charles and Charlie Pride.” Of course he didn’t refer to them as black. I never picked up racism because I spent 90% of my childhood in integrated foster homes.

  • Jermaine Murphy 3 years ago

    Lol jimmy my dude that’s a Willy Mammoth!!!!! Lol I love this guy!!!!!!!

  • David Shumski 3 years ago

    The hell with Jimmy. He’s an idiot

  • Alisha 3 years ago

    Rainbow flags of people embracing their sexuality is not the same thing as flying a confederate flag that represents bigotry. Lol

    The logic of some people is just… yikes. Excuse me. Did I just say logic? I’m not sure that even qualifies as logic. In fact, I’d say it’s more like mental gymnastics for the logically impaired.

  • Kevin Williamson 3 years ago

    I knew it was Trump’s birthday because of the endless ads I’ve gotten on social media telling me about it and asking me to sign his online birthday card. Egads! Such wanton pandering to a man with such a fragile ego. Never seen this level of nonsense with any other president in my lifetime. No. I won’t sign your stupid card. No. I don’t care that it’s your birthday. Go away.

  • pfpublius 3 years ago

    Half of these slack jaw idiots will show up in Jacksonville NC🤣

  • David Murray 3 years ago

    I like Aunt Chippy. She reminds me of my Grandmother’s scrabble partners.

  • Jennifer 3 years ago

    “Go back to your bunker” LOL.

  • MsMiika13 3 years ago

    Hilarious and spot on.

  • Dianne Forit 3 years ago

    Under no circumstances reply to Trumptard comments with the words – _”You’re stooped'”_

    You’re wasting your time, they can’t spell.

  • Gamer online 3 years ago

    The president’s not wearing mask. Wow!! I don’t know that beacause i’m not living over there. Why him not wearing mask? He’s do not worry about his health.

  • Vineetha Mohan 3 years ago

    Orange lightning

  • world citizen G 3 years ago

    Jimmy is on 🔥 tonight
    Bare hands buffet
    Fork you😂🤣😂
    NYC pandemic sex advice 😂

  • Christian Red Bear 3 years ago

    I don’t hate white people even tho I wrote it it’s just I keep my distance I’m native American and white and they don’t like me I think it’s cause I have both sides but if they say something to me I will fight back

  • David Lock 3 years ago

    I love you Jimmy…..but
    It’s never a joke to tell people (morons) to yell ‘Fire’ ..this is just one of …those. Love you

  • riley joseph 3 years ago


  • CALL ME i am Eirian Thea Brown 3 years ago

    00:20:00 cnv 😍💋❤🔥😘 🎉 💜 🍓 ^_^

  • NzK_KillSwitch 3 years ago

    You are crazy

  • Jonathan Charles Wilson 3 years ago

    Jimmy you are a washed up loser! I can’t believe you actuallly have followers still. Sit down and shut up

  • ЯУАИ Joseph Laughlin 3 years ago

    Stock Market drones have dry vaginas.

  • Anne Sipe 3 years ago

    😂🤣😂Stoop! In the name of Illiteracy!

  • dead end kid 3 years ago

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Aunt Chippy!!

  • Nancy Letts 3 years ago

    Yes please tear down all democrat confederate/KKK members/slave owners statues, monuments and flags so the democrats can hide their past!!

  • Jaqen Higar 3 years ago

    America is #1 in covid19 > good job

  • carr aguirre 3 years ago

    Yang sayang Alloh tolong like

  • Helena Espinosa 3 years ago

    I thought the advertisement for the convention in Jacksonville was real until it said “BARE HANDS BUFFET”

  • ENTITLED BRAT 3 years ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Beautiful. Finally got kicked off👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • renegade steve 3 years ago

    Funny how the biggest scumbag liberals have the biggest mouths.

  • Jasen 3 years ago

    It’s all fun and games until someone realizes you’re a racist Jimmy😂😭

  • Alison James 3 years ago

    The people that will attend this are a threat to the health of everyone internationally.

  • Wrel Rel 3 years ago

    Never heard Trump use the n word or seen him dress up as Oprah and danced on a Mexican maid only a Hollywood democrap could get away with that. Trump POTUS MAGA 🇺🇸

  • J Marti 3 years ago

    He’s just made cause he’s on house arrest lmao

  • blue cars 3 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel sex guidelines: 15 year old Megan fox is hot

  • John maple leaf 3 years ago

    Hey jimmy, as you apologize for 20 years of bad jokes and being a hypocrite , here’s some food for thought. Are the Wayan brothers apologizing for playing white face in white chicks???? Quite disturbing

  • Carbon 3 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel is a racist puppet of the democratic party


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