Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump NOT the Dope of the Day!

Published on April 29, 2020

In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about phrases people are overusing during this quarantine, the FDA asking corporations to make their hand sanitizer to taste worse, California’s four part plan for re-opening the state, Team Trump declaring victory against the virus, Jared Kushner’s crazy comments, and Mike Pence defending his decision to not wear a mask while visiting the Mayo Clinic. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Anthony Anderson chose the Love My Neighbor Foundation. Please help them ensure that homeless individuals receive the help they need. Go here to donate – https://www.lovemyneighborfoundation.com/

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  • Sherry Morris 2 years ago

    Kushner, not unlike the rest of the Trump administration, has a very strong likening to a ventriloquist doll/puppet.

  • cameliaac 2 years ago

    I respect that governor for coming back and saying he was wrong.

  • Oonagh72 2 years ago

    Does Jared Kushner get Botox? His face did not move at all.

  • Daniel Elias 2 years ago

    Without an audience this feels very uncomfortable

  • Ethiopis Abrahamovich 2 years ago

    Jared is the type of person that presses “the close door” button in the elevator as you’re walking in.

  • idrees shah 2 years ago

    Were you roasting jared or making a broast of him…
    Americans can have food they need …feels like he is treating public as zoo animals and he is zoo keeper..
    These days I m worried about my pets too..making sure I get all food stuff they need..

  • Doubt Fire 2 years ago

    What do you expect? His an idiot!

  • GlobalNewsTH 2 years ago

    Give me 2 minutes alone with Jared Pleaaaasse 😡

  • Bob Smith 2 years ago

    Tara READE Jimmy?

  • Abbiday Cornelius 2 years ago

    That was hysterical. Thank you Jimmy!!!!!!

  • Lovely Dardompre 2 years ago

    OMG!! So freakin hilarious the Presidents erection….Trump looks like death warmed over so let’s advertize wat U don’t actually have since you can’t even get it up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that made my day thanx Jimmy

  • Arise & Roar 2 years ago

    Jimmy you are going to hel for that direction w/out the D joke… why 🤣

  • robis9 2 years ago

    Team Trump
    More like
    Team Erection

  • Brandon Yadon 2 years ago

    Soon Bill Gate’s “Final Solution” will be your “New Normal “

  • Rod Brewster 2 years ago

    Did he make sure to tell all the doctors and researchers at the Mayo clinic that evolution is a hoax.

  • Tyson Mars 2 years ago

    Jared Kushner is a Vampire too pale to be alive.

  • Netin sports, pets and fun 2 years ago

    wow…. this guy is somehow unfunnier without the prerecorded laughs!

  • Felecia Scott 2 years ago

    Trumpest, Jared & Pence are clowns. I cant wait Jimmy for your monologue even without the audience your jokes are nothing but the truth prove they are the dumbest group of leaders I ever saw in my lifetime. I loved it when old Mikey said he didnt wear a mask cause he wanted to look workers in the eye so tomorrow I’m changing my mask to also cover my eyes see how many cars, buses & people I run into pure stupidness it’s all on the family😏🙄☹😒🤔😭

  • JBitzz 2 years ago

    Does Jared Kushner remind anyone of “Jared” from Silicon Valley? With his pale lanky look and feminine features?

  • Marine McCord 2 years ago

    Jared Kushner is like if a molested Pinocchio, grew up, and came to life.


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