Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump Golfs & Pool Parties in the Ozarks

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Published on May 27, 2020

In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about Donald Trump playing golf over the weekend, his response to Joe Biden wearing a mask at a Memorial Day event, a giant pool party taking place at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri and beachgoers in Alabama not wearing masks or adhering to social distancing guidelines, a viral video of a woman being yelled at by fellow shoppers for not wearing a mask to a grocery store in Staten Island, and our “Unintentional Joke of the Day” courtesy of Dr. Deborah Birx.

Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Lisa Kudrow chose Feeding America. Please help them bring food to communities that need it around the country. Go here to donate – https://www.feedingamerica.org

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20 comments

  • Rider Made 2 months ago

    IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: this is the rapture! Get going!

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  • Duh FaQ 2 months ago

    doctor: mark your balls so you don’t touch each others balls.!
    me: Don’t worry, we can wash our hands later.

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  • Rene Robyn 2 months ago

    Jimmy..do you even look at yourself? Your stomach is getting biggger, you look like you haven’t showered in weeks. Your hair and beard is out of whack. That’s a look of a depressed person. I will not be shocked if one day..in spite of your high mean spirit, your wife finds you dead from suicide… just like Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain.

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  • Kris Helfferich 2 months ago

    Ask people who dont wear a mask..
    Dont you wear a seat belt?

    The idea is the same.

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  • Nelson Ekeh 2 months ago

    as funny Jimmy is, his criticisms are right. Trump Admin is a joke. from the press sec to the least.

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  • melvina628 2 months ago

    LOL. “That could be fun, too.” LOL.

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  • Tim Duggan 2 months ago

    I’m sorry Jimmy Kimmel. YOU make me laugh, and THANK YOU! I live in LA, well actually Rancho Palos Verdes. WHEN this COVID “lockdown” is over? I’m gonna come to a taping of your show in Hollywood!!!!!

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  • yakoob ali 2 months ago

    I’ll gonna tell my grand kids about you jimmy, probably in 70 years from now

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  • Jeannie 2 months ago

    Stump is such a repulsive little man!

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  • Avinash Babu.C 2 months ago

    You can get well tanned in hell..✌️😉

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  • Kevin D 2 months ago

    Tick-tock Jimmy……🍿

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  • William Tabaro 2 months ago

    The hell picture is wilddddd

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  • Bruce Gardner 2 months ago

    Looks like In-breeding is still alive and well in Missouri.

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  • Javi - Wan 2 months ago

    I don’t know.

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  • Giggitygooquag 2 months ago

    He isn’t wearing a mask so why should I is the equivalent of yo momma telling you if your friends jump off a bridge will you too?

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  • Scotty Knows 2 months ago

    Damn Jimmy, you’ll make fun of religion out of jealousy? Sorry youre stuck inside and living in fear while we get back to work and life.

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  • Flower Rabbass 2 months ago

    I WONDER IF HE STILL IS IN CONTACT WITH JONNY DEPP…
    😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

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  • Noni R 2 months ago

    I hope he keeps the intro song forever

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  • Joe Blow 2 months ago

    Dont touch my base balls if you do I’ll football yours

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  • Mary Sargent 2 months ago

    Did Obama actually play golf? Or did they make that up… can’t tell anymore

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