Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – The Cardinal Sin of Quarantine & Homemade Hydroxy

Published on May 21, 2020

In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the cardinal sin of quarantine, Los Angeles hoping to re-open on the 4th of July, the possibility of the Oscars being cancelled, the “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” in Galveston, Texas, a new study about social distancing, Trump claiming he is taking Hydroxychloroquine, Jimmy being scolded by the White House Press Secretary, a prank during an online commencement ceremony in Mississippi, and a new edition of Homework Corner with Guillermo. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Patton Oswalt chose Alice’s Kids. Please help them provide short-term financial assistance to children with immediate needs. Go here to donate – http://aliceskids.org

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  • Teresita Uy 2 years ago

    How many people in that beach who are asymptomatic, just spreading it around .

  • ericrosswiksten 2 years ago

    Kayleigh McEnany looks like the Mama Stripper at the local Deja Vu who takes 5% of all the women’s tips and makes sure no one gets pregnant.

  • M B 2 years ago

    “From his house!” ^^

  • Carolynn Margerum 2 years ago

    Jimmy I love your show, really I do, Colbert used to be my favorite, and don’t get me wrong I still love watching him as well, but there is something about you, the way you wear your heart on your sleeve, your kindness, your just, in my opinion, the best one in the biz, Colbert a very close second and Seth, like him a lot too but Jimmy you are who I look forward to seeing the most every night

  • J C 2 years ago

    The other Jimmys funnier.

  • Taylor Craig Newbold 2 years ago

    2:46 *MEMED*

  • magnetospin 2 years ago

    Does Guillermo have multiple cameras setup for multiple angles, or did he move the camera around?

  • Bhargav ram 2 years ago

    That last quick touch of Guillermo is funnuy

  • DuBB Wire 2 years ago

    The home-made intro tickles me.

  • Jayesh P 2 years ago

    you had a woman in a hot pink suit saying “i’m wearing tammy faye baker eyelashes”

  • Rich Hilton 2 years ago

    Your daughter is so cute! I have a 4-year-old son! By the way, Jimmy, we both love you!

  • Brian Jackson 2 years ago

    Easy to remember – mammals got tiddies

  • Maria De Luna 2 years ago

    McDonald’s to Trump….would you like fries 🍟 with that Hydroxychloroquine ? 😁🤣 MD

  • SN Gordon 2 years ago

    This is your chance of surviving the pandemic.

    Hug a friend. Touch a doorknob. It’s ok.

  • Julie 2 years ago

    Your daughter is adorable 😄

  • Bon iBroco 2 years ago

    Natural selection

  • Silvio Nunez 2 years ago

    This looks and sounds like a Blockbuster reality Movie in the making, coming soon to a theater near you November 2020.

    “Lies, lies, more lies. There is no end in sight.”

  • billy Dean 2 years ago

    Trump Tweeted when Supplies Were Needed! Joe Biden 2020!

  • Nicole D 2 years ago

    If Donald dies… oh well who cares

  • Clutchyfinger 2 years ago

    Man, the bikinis in Texas must be reinforced with rebar to support all that…Dont let Nancy Pelosi see that video.


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