In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the possibility of high school students taking SAT & ACT tests from home this year, protests in Ohio, Michigan, and Kentucky over the #StayAtHome orders, Donald Trump laying out guidelines to re-open the country, our announcer Dicky Barrett doing weird things at home, and a wonderful pizza eating groundhog that we all need during this depressing time. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Seth Rogen chose HFC. Please help them care for families facing Alzheimer’s and educate the next generation of advocates. Go here to donate – https://wearehfc.org/
“I love the poorly educated” – 2:17
ReplyBy their spelling, you can tell they’re Trump supporters😂
ReplyIs it just me or is he twice as orange as he was yesterday?
ReplyGreat monologue if you want to slip into a deep sleep — of course you dont want Americans to protest about the closing of America — you are controlled opposition to keep the liberals in the dark about the situation- you are an overpaid talentless propagandist
Replyyeah, the red states have volunteered to open up first… since this is clearly a democratic hoax.
ReplyI apologize for Michigan. That is all.
ReplyNot a ground hog!Woodchuck!
ReplyGroundhog found pizza , and entertainment.
Reply“Muh freedum” guy , can’t find paint?
Survival of the fittest buddy…
Hahah The People Protesting Will be The Same People Outside The Hospitals Demanding To Be Tested Hahah LoL
ReplyI called in my order to the nursery, paid over the phone and met the clerk in the parking lot. Flowers and vegetables and soil and seed and fertilizer… Call around, folks.
ReplyThe Pizza Rat stopped playing Louis Litt on Suits almost a year ago.
Reply@jimmy send good message in quarantine day s
ReplyThe solution cannot be worse than the problem . It is .
ReplyNo laugh button . Hmmm .
ReplyLiar, liar pants on fire.
ReplyJimmy. Hold it together. Keep strong and carry on. Even though you don’t have an audience, I can tell you your monologue is as funny as it has always been. If you feel like strangling your kids or your wife or both buy a stress ball.
ReplyI hope the people going on strike get covid and spread it to their families. sad to say but we are the last country ready to reopen I mean do you guys see the numbers on worldometer on covid19? usa has the most confirmed cases and deaths ppl. let’s just go to work and spread it around like peanut butter.
ReplyJimmy Are you wearing Pants?! Okay I can’t handle this right Now! 🤣The World is Burning with your President.
Replyi hope he keeps this as the beginning of his show…even after this is over…
ReplyNot cashing the trump check is a good idea. Valuable to auction in the future.
ReplyThe pizza rat is dead. Long live the pizza rat.
ReplyCousin Sal! Can you do some remote bits with him?
ReplyWe need more Dickie.. what a great dad!!
ReplyIts easy to criticize people struggling to survive while making millions sitting in your mansion. Stick to comedy not politics.
ReplySo many coded messages
ReplyHe’s the best (worst) liar. Huge liar.
ReplyFunny a groundhog would like pizza. And they are usually shy. I have neVer seen one. He’s acting like a raccoon.
ReplyThe protesters, the lady holding the sign with ‘governor’ spelled wrong, why are trump lovers the worst spellers?
ReplyJimmy are you in your “HE shed?”
ReplyJimmy, I like your intro the best, your daughter’s singing and saying ‘from his house’! is the happiest interstitial around, thanks.
ReplyPizza rat – we don’t die we multiply
ReplyRIP pizza rat. may many pizzas rein upon you soul in rat heaven
ReplyJimmy, man I have a funny idea. I’m from colorado, my name is justin, but I dont want a certain guy with a mustache to see it haha.. please comment back
ReplyGroundhog at 5:10
Replythose people at the glass really looked like walkers from TWD
ReplyJimmy pizza rat being dead… Too soon
ReplyHahhahaa. I can’t find paint hahahhahahaha man… rip
ReplyTrump is smart
ReplyHe plays his game
China is the one to blame!
Groundhog be like “I took ur food bruv”
ReplyI could’ve lived my life NEVER finding out that the pizza Rat is now dead….RIP mate
Replybloody mongrel Jimmy…I feel depressed now..thanks to you 😥😥😥🤮