Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Pizza Eating Groundhog & Stay Home Protests

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Published on April 16, 2020

In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the possibility of high school students taking SAT & ACT tests from home this year, protests in Ohio, Michigan, and Kentucky over the #StayAtHome orders, Donald Trump laying out guidelines to re-open the country, our announcer Dicky Barrett doing weird things at home, and a wonderful pizza eating groundhog that we all need during this depressing time. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Seth Rogen chose HFC. Please help them care for families facing Alzheimer’s and educate the next generation of advocates. Go here to donate – https://wearehfc.org/

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40 comments

  • Heng Kong 3 years ago

    “I love the poorly educated” – 2:17

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  • Gigi Schiller 3 years ago

    By their spelling, you can tell they’re Trump supporters😂

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  • TwiggierOyster 3 years ago

    Is it just me or is he twice as orange as he was yesterday?

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  • J W 3 years ago

    Great monologue if you want to slip into a deep sleep — of course you dont want Americans to protest about the closing of America — you are controlled opposition to keep the liberals in the dark about the situation- you are an overpaid talentless propagandist

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  • oldrrocr 3 years ago

    yeah, the red states have volunteered to open up first… since this is clearly a democratic hoax.

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  • Vicki Krulikoski 3 years ago

    I apologize for Michigan. That is all.

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  • steven clark 3 years ago

    Not a ground hog!Woodchuck!

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  • mike conley 3 years ago

    Groundhog found pizza , and entertainment.
    “Muh freedum” guy , can’t find paint?
    Survival of the fittest buddy…

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  • onDATerb 3 years ago

    Hahah The People Protesting Will be The Same People Outside The Hospitals Demanding To Be Tested Hahah LoL

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  • Lorrie 3 years ago

    I called in my order to the nursery, paid over the phone and met the clerk in the parking lot. Flowers and vegetables and soil and seed and fertilizer… Call around, folks.

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  • Shawn McLaughlin 3 years ago

    The Pizza Rat stopped playing Louis Litt on Suits almost a year ago.

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  • Life Changing Motivation vedio Motivation Vedio 3 years ago

    @jimmy send good message in quarantine day s

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  • al jbug 3 years ago

    The solution cannot be worse than the problem . It is .

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  • al jbug 3 years ago

    No laugh button . Hmmm .

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  • Kim Clarke 3 years ago

    Liar, liar pants on fire.

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  • redflamelcd 3 years ago

    Jimmy. Hold it together. Keep strong and carry on. Even though you don’t have an audience, I can tell you your monologue is as funny as it has always been. If you feel like strangling your kids or your wife or both buy a stress ball.

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  • Shawn Mahoney 3 years ago

    I hope the people going on strike get covid and spread it to their families. sad to say but we are the last country ready to reopen I mean do you guys see the numbers on worldometer on covid19? usa has the most confirmed cases and deaths ppl. let’s just go to work and spread it around like peanut butter.

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  • Mommasita young 3 years ago

    Jimmy Are you wearing Pants?! Okay I can’t handle this right Now! 🤣The World is Burning with your President.

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  • bonnie duncan 3 years ago

    i hope he keeps this as the beginning of his show…even after this is over…

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  • MorbidManMusic 3 years ago

    Not cashing the trump check is a good idea. Valuable to auction in the future.

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  • Andrew - 3 years ago

    The pizza rat is dead. Long live the pizza rat.

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  • C M 3 years ago

    Cousin Sal! Can you do some remote bits with him?

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  • Graham Burrows 3 years ago

    We need more Dickie.. what a great dad!!

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  • likestohunt758 3 years ago

    Its easy to criticize people struggling to survive while making millions sitting in your mansion. Stick to comedy not politics.

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  • Caroline Burns 3 years ago

    So many coded messages

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  • Steel Bill 3 years ago

    He’s the best (worst) liar. Huge liar.

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  • Shell anon 3 years ago

    Funny a groundhog would like pizza. And they are usually shy. I have neVer seen one. He’s acting like a raccoon.

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  • Da Ad 3 years ago

    The protesters, the lady holding the sign with ‘governor’ spelled wrong, why are trump lovers the worst spellers?

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  • JennyWinters 3 years ago

    Jimmy are you in your “HE shed?”

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  • Mia Moore 3 years ago

    Jimmy, I like your intro the best, your daughter’s singing and saying ‘from his house’! is the happiest interstitial around, thanks.

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  • jeff cw 3 years ago

    Pizza rat – we don’t die we multiply

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  • Dan Bee 3 years ago

    RIP pizza rat. may many pizzas rein upon you soul in rat heaven

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  • Justin Gardunio 3 years ago

    Jimmy, man I have a funny idea. I’m from colorado, my name is justin, but I dont want a certain guy with a mustache to see it haha.. please comment back

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  • GingerNinja 3 years ago

    Groundhog at 5:10

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  • private private 3 years ago

    those people at the glass really looked like walkers from TWD

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  • Shadow Boston 3 years ago

    Jimmy pizza rat being dead… Too soon

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  • Andu The IBAN 3 years ago

    Hahhahaa. I can’t find paint hahahhahahaha man… rip

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  • Nick Хромов 3 years ago

    Trump is smart
    He plays his game
    China is the one to blame!

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  • Stoners Opinion 3 years ago

    Groundhog be like “I took ur food bruv”

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  • Loved Aamiin 2 years ago

    I could’ve lived my life NEVER finding out that the pizza Rat is now dead….RIP mate
    bloody mongrel Jimmy…I feel depressed now..thanks to you 😥😥😥🤮

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