Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Perfect Mother’s Day, Maskless Pence, Busy Trump & Mom Texts

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Published on May 7, 2020

In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about a maskless Mike Pence wheeling boxes of PPEs into a health care center in Virginia, one of Donald Trump’s valets testing positive for COVID-19, Jared Kusher being put in charge of painting the border wall black, Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin feuding with Axl Rose on Twitter, Jimmy shares his ingenious idea to pamper mothers in quarantine, and over the past few months, before the virus drove us underground, we’d been asking our celebrity guests to read real text messages from the women who brought them into this world. So in honor of Mother’s Day, here’s Gwyneth Paltrow, Will Arnett, Lakeith Stanfield, Elle Fanning, January Jones, Ben Schwartz, Don Lemon, Renee Zellweger, Emily Blunt and Aidy Bryant reading real text messages from their mothers. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Courteney Cox chose TeamNancy.org. Please help them in their mission to discover treatments and a cure for ALS. Go here to donate – http://web.alsa.org/site/TR?fr_id=14344&pg=personal&px=7983208 #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

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20 comments

  • Debbie Guray 4 weeks ago

    I think he puts Jared in charge because they are ripping off the country. How in the world can it cost that much to paint a non existent wall.

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  • Marinsky Jones 4 weeks ago

    Must be nice. Mother up in Maine texts “Do you even have supper or any food to eat today”.. ..

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  • Sandra Sandoval 4 weeks ago

    I don’t have a car:( ,, but I painted that walking closet quarantine time so I’m hide in there!!!!

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  • Marinsky Jones 4 weeks ago

    Nothing to do with REAL AMERICA whatsoever. Almost nauseating. Honestly. Disappointed Jimmy.

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  • Susie Dupuy 4 weeks ago

    Trump’s valet is an American soldier. That’s really serving your country.

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  • schwedenify 4 weeks ago

    Weiter so 🇩🇪😎😁👍✌

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  • International Harvester 4 weeks ago

    Late night monologues are the best meds sometimes.😁👍

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  • Miguel Hernandez 4 weeks ago

    It’s incredible that we are getting real facts from comedians like Jimmy.

    …while our president makes a mockery of our democracy and spits on the faces of those ****** who voted for him, but specially those who don’t like/approve him.

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  • Kristine Twink 4 weeks ago

    Omg shameless lol

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  • ed effer 4 weeks ago

    ” Cagadita” spelling and pronunciation always mess5me up.

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  • Madison Daily 4 weeks ago

    This deep obsessive hatred for Trump is not normal. It’s also not entertaining and getting very old.

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  • Linda Tils 4 weeks ago

    Trump is sucking up money on every thing give that money to boarder patrol so they can buy updated equipment and hi tech equipment that wall is a going to sink into one of the millions of tunnels dug out over the years

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  • Yellow Cake 4 weeks ago

    🤣

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  • Mar Isa 4 weeks ago

    I ♥️ Will Arnett

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  • Yellow Cake 4 weeks ago

    Why everytime I finish a Jimmy Kimmel video I say “Jimmy you SOB you done it again” 🙄

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  • Flashbax 4 weeks ago

    Of course Trump doesn’t get daily swabs up his nose. Proctologists only work 3 days a week max!

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  • mecongberlin 4 weeks ago

    Why did you not shows Axl’s answer to Mnuchin’s Liberia Flag post? Strange.

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  • Thamer Alharbash 4 weeks ago

    King Joffrey… that was hilarious!

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  • Doug Thomson 4 weeks ago

    The symbolism is precious. Pence carrying empty boxes and still he struggles. Empty administration, morally empty VP, empty, empty, empty …

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  • Tripod Threefoot 4 weeks ago

    The mom text 😂😂😂😂

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