We are LIVE for the midterm elections, our audience is made up entirely of Herschel Walker’s children, at midnight we saw what scientists say will be the last Lunar Eclipse until 2025, Guillermo is decked out in the latest election fashion, a lot of people posted photos with their “I voted” stickers, Trump’s budding nemesis Governor DeSantis won his race in Florida, one of the Judges running for State Supreme Court is named Josh Groban, a farmer from Illinois named Dick Bigger Jr. who wholeheartedly endorsed a woman running for State Comptroller is in our audience, Republicans have been doing everything they can to convince their voters that the election is a fraud, we ask pedestrians how they voted on a bunch of issues that we totally made up in a new edition of #LieWitnessNews, and we get a visit from the Silver Lining Singers to try and bring some optimism in the face of bad news.
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Guy in green shirt was good.
Reply“Get rid of DST”? & have summer sun-up at 4 am & sun down at 7:30 pm.
ReplyI remember Kimmel when he was a joke during commercials for the NFL…wow
Reply8:43 That’s just actual California policy. With the typical democrat.
ReplyJimmy voted for his Mommy.
Reply13:18 Jimmy Kimmel = AntiGOYmite???
ReplyPoll workers are national heroes like law enforcement, armed services, teachers & healthcare workers. And Mr. Bigger seems like a charming man.
ReplyDoes anyone else believe in election integrity?
Replythis ‘i voted’ sticker thing is so american. is that like a gold star in school, good job for doing your civil duty?
Replygreat he brought the singers back, they should be a regular thing!
I have been calling my representatives in congress urging them to pass the sunshine protection act to keep daylight savings time all year. It passed the senate but stalled in the house.
Reply12:15 Great, now women can drop them at their _handmaid’s tale_ supportive neighbor
ReplyLmao at verifying You’re not a robot
ReplyI’d vote for YellowTshirt Guy.
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