Jimmy explains the story behind a horrifying children’s book that our talent booker Joanna got for his two-and-a-half-year-old daughter.
alternative fact – I’m first.
In that case you should read her the book ‘all my friends are dead’
The backstory is, little Jimmy got tangled up with the mob when his paste-eating problem got out of hand and he procured a loan from some Russian gangsters but couldn’t come up with the 5 points vig one week, so they whacked the little bastard. The moral of the story: don’t eat paste, kids — and only do business with the more forgiving American mob.
This book is so poorly written, even for dumb kids.
I remember watching Milly and Molly its a TV show that airs in Britain
I’m guessing Jo didn’t read the book before she gave it or she’s just a realist.
Methinks that Joanna doesn’t like Kimmel that much.
This will be on Do Not Read list on Jimmy Fallon
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