Jesus Trejo Stand-Up

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  • emily 12 months ago

    Wow I’m early

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  • Sanchi B. 12 months ago

    What literally at 0 view n 0 likes 😍

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  • emily 12 months ago

    hope who ever is reading this has a good day:)

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  • Sanchi B. 12 months ago

    I never knew there were standup bits too alongside singing performances……its good 😍😍

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  • Meep Abrahams 12 months ago

    First

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  • BDGMed 12 months ago

    Anyone else see when Bert taught him how to swim like a good father?

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  • Toot 12 months ago

    Is his Danny daddy?

    ;(

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  • Patrick Burns 12 months ago

    Diamond Hands!!!!

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  • New Message 12 months ago

    Somebody needs to tell that lady on the far left she got mustard in her hair.

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  • Zachary Mitchell 12 months ago

    Done deal..

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  • The Messenger 12 months ago

    This is the most important post you will ever read.

    Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers.. Yet this is only four of our many transgressions.

    The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good deeds because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    Fortunately God is also perfect in Love, so 2000 years ago, Jesus Christ left his throne in heaven and came to this earth. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake.
    Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’.. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace..

    Except gifts can either be accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response;

    Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him, and through gratitude in the sacrifice of his son, repent (turn away) from your old way of life. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, your savior, and the ruler of your life from this moment forward (Romans 10:9).

    Do these things, and you will be saved.

    If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife.

    You’ve been informed; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you spend ETERNITY, meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make; And all of us here, whether believer or atheist, know deep down that every last word here is true.

    Jesus Christ awaits YOU this very moment. Don’t even think about sleeping tonight until you surrender your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.. And as it is written (Hebrews 9 : 27);

    ‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’.

    All glory, honor and praise to Lord Jesus Christ.

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  • Iron Fan 12 months ago

    Tacos con Todo.
    I see u.

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  • Iron Fan 12 months ago

    They didn’t fully invent mustard. 😂

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  • abeismain 12 months ago

    Good game

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  • Joseph Lawson 12 months ago

    how the fuck do you stand up on the toight show

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  • Rebecca Moreno 12 months ago

    The muffin was there lookin all vulnerable 🤣

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