Pope Francis made his debut at this year’s TED Talks. Not to be outdone, the Messiah Himself dropped by a few ideas worth spreading.
Jesus II: He’s Back and He’s Angry
You don’t mess with the Jesus !! Nobody f*cks with the Jesus !!
This Jesus is still wiser than the real Jesus. Also, he looks stoned as fuck.
Jesus wasn’t a white dude ok?
I though i would never say thing but. more jesus
Oh Jesus has the body language and slight resemblance of Steve Jobs
They outsourced the job of being the son of God to some random white dude because the actual son of God was busy being non-existent.
I don’t know why but I feel Jesus would probably be good at stand-up. I’d totally read the Bible more if it included more jokes and stand-up performances, right now it’s more of a magic show fest and those are pretty boring to me.
*IMPEACH TRUMP!* *I MISS A REAL SMART PRESIDENT!* *I MISS OBAMA!*
I’ll be out in the lobby signing copies of my book! 🙂
WHAT THE HELL? JESUS DIDNT WRITE THE BIBLE. HE JUST INSPIRED IT.
And for your information Bill Oreilly, THAT is a wig.
“I didn’t get here through nepotism…”
Nope. He got there through crucifixion.
I’d like to see them do this with Mohammad. 😀
i love ted talks, :-). so many fascinating things.
Sermon on the Mount was the first TED talk in many ways
JESUS WILL ALWAYS TRUMP THE POPE
If Jesus came to America, Trump would deport him….
“Jees me? No. Jees US!” The TED talk of TED talks
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