Stephen lights up Jeff Sessions for rolling back states’ rights on marijuana legalization.
The jackass doesn’t know how FEDERALISM works. It was created for assholes just like him, to “protect our country from tyranny and an all too powerful government”.
Why do we keep fossils like sessions in office, better yet who even voted for his angry old ass in the first place?
Sessions must have gotten something a little more than he asked for when he first tried weed.
Everyone should go to https://www.usa.gov/elected-officials and write to your state officials, senate, congreess. Get government out of Medicinal Marijuana that can potentially save lives. Stopping opiate addiction for example.
If neo-libcuckism is a mental illness then cuckservatism is a fucking cancer.
Neve rbeen this early da fq
Sessions seems like the kind of guy who used to whip slaves when the cotton harvest was low.
State rights, right?
Session the Gnome. He’s such a lepracon. “Where’s my Lucky charms. Their magically delicious.” What a party spoiler. These Evangelical shitheads make me sick. They’ll imprison you for smoking a joint. Hey it’s business for the private prison owners. Talk about legal slavery these dicks are into.
Once again, the current White House administration and its odious appointees prove that the integrity of their word and the consistency of their principles really just depends on political convenience and personal whim. So much conservative complaining about “federal overreach” into “states rights” and “the nanny state,” and yet Sessions does this out of his personal hatred for marijuana usage and its culture. Meanwhile, the toddler-in-chief emits radio silence on the issue (despite promising in his campaign that he would “let the states decide” when it came to the legality of weed) and instead tried to cart out months-old rotting red-meat for his sycophantic base by once again trying to kick up controversy with the NFL. How sad, pathetic, and telling in equal measure.
Why do conservatives hate weed so much but somehow love guns?
Instead of hating pot, sessions should tell us where the pot-o-gold is hidden
There you go! Elves don’t smoke pot.
Ironic that when I smoke enough weed, I see Jeff’s relatives dancing and picking day-glo mushrooms out of unicorn manes, and crave their cookies sooooooo much.
* munch munch munch *
You’ve got to wonder if Jeff Sessions is like Walter White. Secretly a drug dealer, because the only people helped by making pot illegal, are the drug dealers and cartels…….
why u gotta come for bernie like that man, so what if he likes to brush his hair with a spoon
Sure, he would like us to start snorting trump’s covfefe instead. Jerk.
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